The Democrat. (Columbus, Ga.) 1830-18??, July 30, 1831, Image 1
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Notice that all application will be made to the court of ordinarv for leave to sell land must be published four months. TTLettcrs on business must be Postpaid to insure attention. (C/ 5 * We nre authorised to announce Gen. Nl* lIOLAS HOWARD as a candidate to represent tho County of Muscogee in the Sen atorial branch of the next Legislature. June 16. ll i'De are authorised to announce JOHN M. PATRICK as a candidate tor lax Collector of Mu cogee county, at the ensuing January elec tion Feb HI. tde ICTWe ate authorised to announce G W. DILLIARD as a candidate for Clerk of the Sup ior Court of Muscogee county, at the next Jan ary election Feb 12. tde w e arc authorised to state that Col. THOMAS G. GORDON is a candidate to represent the county of iVI nseogee, in the representative branch of the General Assembly, at the next .flection. AN ENTIRELY NEW WORK. Unprecedented in this Country. ‘‘Wrinkled Mirth, that Care derides. 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It. will be satisfactory, howev er, to show, by the testimony of the most dis tinguished physicians, that invalids of almost every doscript.on will derive benefit, from dur labors; particularly those who are afflicted with weak nerves lowness of spirits; and complaints of a dyspeptic or bilious nature To these our work will prove invaluable, and the smile cf good humour which will brighten the counten ance, and the sense of inward satisfaction and self-complacency which will assuredly put our patients in the best of Tiumour with themselves and with tho world, will induce them to throw, forthwith, their bottles, pills, and “physic to the dogs.” We can only specify among the general and diversified topics of the future pages of the work; Touches at the Pride, Whims and Follios of tho Times, in which the lash of satire Will be used with unsparing severity; but always in such general terms, and with such perfect good nature, as to give no cause of .personal of fence Humours and Vagaries of the Police Office, where human nature is exhibited in its true co lours, and vice exposed in its naked deformity, only that the beacon may serve as a warning to the dissolute and vicious Doings of Folks about town; The Ways of the World, and Peeps behind tho curtain; caric atures; Tales of Humour; Sketches of wit and anecdotes of celebrated characters, men of Fan cy and Fashion, who have nothing else to do but to entertain their neighbors, and inspire others Vri**' 'heir flashes of wit and merriment, which is ‘wont to set tho tabic in a roa .” The whole will bo illustrated by numorous Comic I ttgravings, executed at great expense, and which of themselves will furnish an inex haustible fund of amusement, and may, better than any thing else, be taken upon a dull rainy day, or servo to beguile an hour which wonld otherwise pass heavily away. Tkrms. — Notwithstanding the heavy expense attending the publication of this singular and entiieh unique work, the publisher has deter mined to put the suhscr-ptiou at the very lowest price at which it can possibly be afforded, confi dently relying on an extensive patronage for re muneration It will be published every other week, at $1,30 per annum, invariably in ad vaneo Agents will bo allowed a commission of fifteen per cent, on all leinittancos. Noun paid 1. tiers or orders without tho amount of sub script!,,n will receive any attention, as the ex pause of the publication and the lowness of the subscription, will not wonant the publisher in doing otherwise. Address 8 It. KRAMMER, April R, 1831. I‘hiludeljihii. OL/*'. Si til>RriptimiH for the above work fjj'vivi'd utthik office, THE DEMOCRAT. COLUMBrS, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, JULY 30, 1831. POETRY. FAREWELL. Oh Anna! do not say “farewell," Though we be doom’d to sever; ’Tis like the sullen passing knell, Os pleasure gone forever. Ah! find a gentler language then, The mournful truth to tell, Say ‘parted friends may meet again,’ But do not say farewell. Oh! do not say farewell. It telln r>F pleasure past away— It tells of future sorrow; That summer smiled on yesterday, And winter cornea to-morrow. Around the heart it seems to throw A melancholy spell Os mingled memory and woe; Oh! do not say farewell. Oh! do not say larcwelf. -—*-— :o:o.o. - ■ Fr I 7h the Lei. ester Chronicle. BACHELORS. As lone clouds in Autumn eves, Asa tree without its loaves, Asa shirt without tts sleaves, Such are bachelors. A* syllabub's without a hefid, As jokes not laugh'd at when they're said, A» cucumber without a bed, Such are bachelors. As creatures of another sphere, As tilings that have ho business here, As inconsistencies, 'tis clear, Such are bachelors, When lo! as souls In fabled hours, As beings born for happior hours, As butterflies ou favor’d flotVers, Such are married men. These perform their functions high; They bear their fruit, Jv then they die And little fruitc come by and by. So die mairied men. But ah! as thistles on the blast. From every garden bod aro cast, And fade on dreary wastes at last, So die bachelors Then, Thomas, change that grub like skin, Your butterfly career begin, And fly, and swear that 'tis a sin, To be a bachelor. MISCELLANEOUS. -From the A'ew York Constellation SERMON. On the Abuse of Borrowed Articles. ‘•Alas, master 1 ’fur it was borrwed.” This was the exclamation of one of the sons of the prophets, who, in the days of the famous Elisha, went to fell timber on the banks of the river Jordan. The axe not being well secured on the handle, dipped off and fell into the river. Then it was, that in an exclamation of grief, the honest son of the prophet cried, as he looked wistfully jnto the stream, “Alas, master, for it was borrowed.” Here we might expatiate upon tlie fault of keeping had tools, or not keeping them in perfect order. We might also suppose it was a mercy that the axe, when it flew off the handle, had not hit the head of some other choppers, and split them o pen, instead of quietly dropping into the water, as sacred history has been careful to inform us. But we waive all such minor considerations, and come directly to the important one, of the abuse of borrowed articles. Whether it was , that the sonstvf the prephhets were better taught or more honest than their neighbors; or whether mankind in those days paid more regard to borrowed articles than is customary at the present day, we cannot decide. But most certain it is, that few in this age of Tefinemcnt would think of making such an exclamation of grief at the loss or injury of a borrowed article. Instead of saying “Alas, master, for it was borrowed,” they would be more apt to say, carelessly, “A ever mind it was only borrowed." And should some honest Elisha set about re pairing the loss, or injury, they would say—“ Give yourself no trouble. Mister, for it was only a borrowed article.” Thus you wiilsee borrowed books used withe little or no ceremony—defiled with grease-spots, and deformed with dogs’ ears. You will see them thrown about the house and given to the children for play things. Y’ou will hear Mrs. Slip shop say, “do give that young one some thing to quiet it.” And when told there is nothing to give it, except the new book on the mantlepiece, she will reply, “well, do give it that then; ’tant ours, it's only borrowed." The brat is mightily pleased with its new plaything, it applies it to its mouth, dribles and puker on it, tears out the leaves* and finally ends tlm sport by throwing it into the lire. “Here, ma! ma! the baby has thrown the hook into the fire !” “Never mind,” savs Mrs. Slip shop, "it was only borrowed." A mail borrows a wheel-harrow, with the promise of returning it in three hours, instead of three hours he keeps it three months. Day after day the \ chicle is a ■ ■ mi standing out doors, exposed to the weather, mid rotting for want of *helt» r. “Daddy,” says a little boy, with native honesty, “this ’ere barrow-wed hunt been sent home yet, aud yon promised to send it home m three hours.” “You block head,” gays the man, “let it be, and go about your busint s.” “But,” says the hoy, “it’ll get spoilt, standing out here.” “well what if it does V' says the man. “it’s only borrowed." There it stands week alter week; and month after month, and finally an ox ear* is driven over it, und is smashed to pieees. “There ? now dyddy,” says the boy, “the liarrow-wheel lms gone to smash !” “Never mind the harrow-wheel, you dunce,’’says the father, “ it's only borrowed." The manner in which borrowed hor'ses are used, is well known. They are over loaded, hard-drivers, and poorly fed.— “\\ e’ll get all we can out of them,” say the borrowers; “if we do spoil thorn, it’s no concern of ours— they're only borrow ed." A fellow with a horse and gig drives as if the Old One was driving him. He shakes the reins, he craks the whip, he chenrps the steed forward; and the poor animal, straining every nerve and exerting itself to ilie utmost, comes up to an Inn, covered with foam, panting for breath, and trembling in every joint with ever exertion.—The borrower leaps from the gig, calls for Something to drink, per haps to eat, and to smoke, and enjoys himself without any regard to the wants of the poor horse; and when addressed by some humane bystander, with—“ You unfcecling coxcomb, why .‘en’t voti take 1 car 6f your ho se, as well as yourself 1 Here you have driven the poor creature j nlmost to death, and now you leave him shivering in the cold air, and give him no thing to eat or drink !” The coxcomb re plies, as lie lights anew cigar, and pulls up his dickey, “Don’t give yourself any j trouble, sftr— the creetur's only borrowed." In short, wherever we look, we cannot help noticing a shumefull want of care, in relation to borrowed articles—both as regards the mamrfer in which they are u sed, and the dilatoriness with which they £re returned. In fact, it is a common expression, in relation to returning bor rowed articles, that “it is saffieif nt to go after them, without being at the trouble of carry ing 'them home.” This is but a poor return for the favor you have receiv ed from the lender and the pains he has ta- j ken to accommodate you. The spirit of borrowing is, in all conscience, had e enough in itself; but when accompanied by a disposition never to return, or re turn in a ruined condition, a borrowed ar ticle, it is absolutely unpardonable. Oh ! for a single dVop of the honesty of the poor son of the prophet on the banks of Jordan I And Oh! for the sa credriess with which the prophet regard ed the loan, in that he wrought a mirarfe, to restore the borrowed article. THE NIGHT-MARE. The modifications which night-mare assumes are infinite: but one passion is never absent—that of utter and incompre hensible dread. Sometimes the sufferer is buried beneath overwhelming rocks which crush him on all sides, but still leave him with a miserable consciousness of his sit uation. Sometimes he is involved in the coils of a horrid slimy monster, whose eyes have the phosphorescent glare of the se pulchre, and whose breath is poisonous as the marsh of Learn. Every thing horri ble, digusting, or terrible, in the physical or moral world is brought before him in fearful array ; he is hissed at by serpents, tortured by demons, stunned by the hol low voices and cold touch of apparitions. A mighty stone is laid on his breast, and crushes him to the ground in helpless ag ony ; and bulls and tigers pursue his pal sied footsteps; the unearthly shrieks and gibberish of hags, witches and fiends float around him. In whatever situation he may be placed he feels superlatively wretched; be is rolling his eternal stone ; he is stretched upon the iron bed of Pro crustes ; he is prostrated by inevitable destiny, beneath the approaching car of Juggernaut- At one moment lie may have the consciousness of a malignant be ing at his-side; then to shun the sight of so appaling an object, he will close his eyes, but still the fearful being makes his presence known ; for its icy breath is felt diffusing itself over his visage, and he knows that lie is face to face with a fiend. Then if he looks up, he beholds the hor rid eyes glaring upon him, and an aspect of hell grinning at him with more than hellish malice. Or he may have the i dea of a monstrous hag squatted on his j breast: mute, motionless and malignant; | an incarnation of the evil spirit, whose in- j tolerable w eight crushes the breath of bis ; body, and whose fixed, deadly and ir.ces- j sant sture, petrifies him with horror, and ; makes his very existence insufferable. In i every instance there is a sense of oppres- ; sion and helplessness; and the extent to] which these are carried varies according; to the violence of the paroxysm. The. individual never feels himself a free agent; on the contrary he is spell-bound by some enchantment, and remains an unresisting victim for malice to work its will iqion. — He can neither breathe, nor walk, nor run with wonted facility. If pursued by any imminent danger, he can hardly drag one limb after another ;if engaged in combat, his blows aro nre utterly ineffective ; if involved in the fangs of any animal or in the grasp of an enemy, extrication is im possible; he struggles, he pants, he tods, but it is all in vain his muscles are rebels to the will, and refuse to obey its calls. — In no case is theie a sense of any free dom ; the benumbing stupor never departs from bun ; and hia whole being is locked iap in one mtghtv spasm, sometimes lie | iS forcing himself through an aperture too small for the reception of his body, and is there arrested and tortured by the pangs of suffocation, produced by the pressure to which he is eXjposed ; or he loses his way in a narrow labyrinth, and gets in volved in its complicated and inextricable mazes; or he is entombed alive in a sepul chre, beside the mouldering dead. There is in most cases,an intense reality in all that he sees, or hears, or feels. The as- ■ pect of the hideous phantoms Which hur rass his imagination is hold and defined ; the sounds Which greet his ear appallingly distinct; arid when any dimness or con fusion of imagery does prevail, it is of the most fearful kind, leaving nothing hut dreary and miserable impressions behind it.— Afacknish on Sl< cp. All tool’s day.— The custom of fool making on The first of April, prevails generally throughout the civilized world. In Lisbon, it is thought very jocose to pour water on any person passing, or to throw powder in bis face; but by any un usual quickness to Succeed in inflicting both upon an individual before he can get out of the way, is considered the very summit and perfection of wit. The French observe the day, although with them an April fool is called “un poisson d'Avril." Even NapcdCon did not escape this epithet on the Ist April, 1810, the day ho married Maria Louisa. It would seem that the French police make no allowances for the liberties ta ken Gn the Ist of April, for a few years ago a young lady having pocketed a watch in the licuse of a friend, was taken before the correctional police, upon being charg ed with the theft, she pleaded that it was an April trick (tm poisson d' Avril.) She was asked whether the watch was in her custody? she denied it; hut a messenger j sent to her lodgings found it on the man tel piece. Upon which, the young lady said she had made the messenger an “A pril fool,” im poisson d'Avril. The Judg es determined not to be surpassed in this sort of pleasantry, jocularly recommend ed to the young lndv to remain in the house of correction till the first of April next ensuing, and then to he discharged as il un poisson d'Avril." . The Hindoos at their festival of TTuii, amuse themselves on this day in sending people on foolish errands and the like tricks. In Scotland, this sort of amusement is called hunting the gowk, the person made a fool of be ing generally the bearer of a letter, in whieh is writen, “On the first day ol April Hunt tho gowk another mile;" he is thus sent on from place to place, till he discovers the trick. We think that the fashion is going out with us, we don't hear of ourebddfen being any longer sent to the shoemaker’s for stirup oil, or to the apothecary’s for pigeon’s milk, or to the bookstores for the adventurers of Eves 'mother, nor are pocket books fastened to the pavements, or neatly done up pack ages scattered about the streets, as fre quently as formerly, even the excessive use of w hite chalk in commemoration of the day, begins to he abandoned. Albany Advert'iscr% The present year is 1884.—An observ er has within a few' months, publicly sta ted that by the last eclipse of tire tnoon in 1831, we are enabled to prove, that our present computation is defective by no fewer than three years. Correctly speak ing 1831 is 1834; for Josephus tells us that shortly before the death ofHerod, during! whose government the Saviour was born, j their occurred an eclipse of the moon in j the night of the 12th March, and it has j been astronomically demonstrated, that j the eclipse took place in the fourth year! preceding the Christian computation of; time: consequently modern chronology is! three whole years in error.— Albany Gaz. Pompey.- —What you tink about dc new law for bolish prisojiment for det! Cesar. —l tink nobody trus now wid out de money down. Lord A. who figures upon the pension list, called a sculler one day to row him j up the river; during their progress, his lordship enquired whether the boatman j was putting by any thing for his old age. J “Oh no,” was the pointed reply, “I have no sculls to depend on but my mini!’' A Iv i.r.N RfcvimoF. — Young Tl was j particularly offensive, at the King’s enter- ] taimuent, to an interesting lady who sat beside him, by reason of his incessant and ridiculous talk. At length lie exclaimed, “Dear me, we are so crowded I scarcely know where to place my hand.” “I will tell you my Iprd,” rejoined the beauty, “place it upon your mouth !” An Irishman observing the increase of houses in New York, said very forcibly, “New York is gone out of town, and there will he no end of the streets but the Land’s End.” VOL*. I—.YO, COMMUNICATIONS. COB THI DIMCCHAT. Messrs Editors.- An inquiry into the present siato of vaccination, seems io be called ter from tho presence ot the Small I’ox and an anoma lous disease denominated varioloid, oi moOtjU<l small vox. The destructive ravages which it has of late made among the citizens of the Un» led States in one or the other ot them, from ita loathsome anil offensive character, and w hen it gets a firm hold lire difficulty with winch tho subject is relieved by the most skillful profess or* of Ihe healing art, all touspire, to render it one of the most justly dreaded, and greatest scourges which has ever \ i Ccd the human fam ily. The Leprosy, I’higne, and Yellow Fever of modern times not even excepted The apparent appalhv, indifference and eveg levity, with which il has been received by many, and lulled into a total neglect of ilns invaluable discovery of the immortal Dr Jenner, is '‘past ing strange ” If I can contribute in aViy way to rofhove tbit lalal sopiui'irosi, and sheer negloct, from the minds ot any portion of my fellow-citizen's, in resorting to timely vaccination, us a proplivlac trek remedy, and the only one again** varioul one, or suiall pox contagion, I shall have hceu amply rewarded for the time I may devote to the subject before me. Within a few year* past, wot a little distrust nos been excited in the public mind in Scotland whore the varioloid has prevailed, and clsowhero abroad and in our own country, iiy reison-of alleged failures of vaccination to iicuro tho hu man system frtmi attacks of small pox. Tho coitsequcuce of this distrust has been, that soma physicians have again resuntid to the practice ol small pox inoculation it becomes, the refore, a most serious inquiry, whether tho present state of vacillation be such as to justify distrust in its efficacy .and lo warrant the revival of inoculation with variolus virus, or in other words cmia.il pox matter. fcinca the existence of small pox in a siste> Slate, and the alarm produced from the proba bility of its spreading, or reaching our town, I have been otlen asked the f< die wing questions-. l*t. Are those who have been successfully vaccinated liable to attacks ot small pox, and do such attacks prove fatal? 2d. Does the evidence on the whole warrant our con'inued ionfuUv.ce in vuccinatiou, as rim only preventive of the mortality ol the vareo lous contagion? From all tho authorities I have consulted thp histories of epidemic smallpox, that have pre vailed in Scotland, the United States, and elseo where, furnish tho most conclusive testimony on the first point proposed. Not a writer ap pears lo have enlerlainod a doubt, but that tho most successfully vaemnated persons,arc some time* liable to be attacked by small pox; and although some have given other names to the disease, as it appeared in vaccinated persons, than that of small pox, yet il is manifest that the prevailing opinion is, that it was the same disease iii iho vaccinated and unvaccinatod, dif fering only in degree, the morbid action being modified and disarmed of its malignancy by the change effected m the system by Iho agency of vaccination. Hence tlie essayists in Scotland for the most part, denominated the disoaso as it occurred in vaccinated patients, by the name o t modified small pox. Epidemics have uniformly operated «i h various degrees of force on differ ent individuals, in consequence of constitution al dissimilarity, or some other circumstance, caldnlaled to favour such varie'y of effect. So in vaccinated persons, such a particular consti tutional impression has been induced by vacciu atiori, «s to cx' mpl them from the fatal issue of small pox, w hich so generally marks its courso in the unvaccinated 1 'will endeavour as far as possible to give tho authorities both pro and con, in tavor of and a gainst vaccination, not pretending to much ori ginality, ns the present production has been tho gleanings from nearly ah the most interesting din distinguished authors who have favored tho public with their views. It is a subject, in my humble opinion, from its vast importance, which loudly ca Is Jar Executive and legislative inter ference. The want of a national vaccine estab lishment and State vaocine Institutions, is a subject of just reproach against us, whore ear citizens could at alt limes be supplied uino kine pox matter, is certainly a great desid erate, and that tho inhabitants should be com pelled by statute, to vaccinate each and every member of their respective families «sis the fact in many parts of Europe. Il appears to me no philanthropist can quebtion. That vaccinated persons ar# liable to attacks of small pox, will abundantly appear from tho following testimony, some of which is of the highest character. t . Ur. Duncan, in his admirable review of Thompson on varioloid disease expressly says, that tho disease in vaccinated persons, was real ly small pox, that no or.o doubted it as respect ed the unvaccinated, and those w ho had not i ad small pox, he thinks that vaccftlation merely modified the disease and r udered it mild.- Ed inburg Medical 4' Surgical Journal No. 63 pagt> 232. ~ The small pox that prevailed no,ft Edinburgh, appeared to attack indiscriminately, persons who had small pox, and tho«e who had gono througli neither. —some jVo. 63, p. 2 >2. Dr. Jenner says, tho constitution losos its sue ceptability for small pox in proportion to thode gree of perfection in the vaccine pustule during its progress, and that the small pox taken sub sequently, is modified accordingly .—same .Vo, 63, p. 1 0. In general says the reviower of Dr. Thomp son, we believe" it will be found, that a small proportion only of vaccinstpd persons exposed to tho infection take the disease, while few un protected persons escaped —same .Yu, 63,p. 232. Vaccinated persons who had the modified small pox m Edinburgh in IHI7, had been previously exposed lo the contagion of small pox with im punity. It is hence inferred, that the Bmall pox of that grntlo was peculiarly virulent in its char acter—same Xo 63, pJ24O. At *he end of the year (161!') small pox nppoared, and at the same time a modified small pox, which attacked n.eu»» but the vaccinated. It gorteially existed whetn smallpox prevailed in the same house— snne, j\'o. 68, //. 342. T. Or, en, Surgeon, to the VVclcb Charity, relates four cases, in one family of small pox after *' ;lcc jnation “mw A» 66, p. 61). Mr. Cd'ss saw modified small pox in per sons who hud been re vaccinated, and ho inocu lated wl I, small pox virus without effect.— amt Ao. Gfi, p. lt>o. Mr. Hill, aa eminent Surgeon, reports some cases ot small pox after vaccina tion, that occurred in the Military hospitals of Edinburgh castle — Sum* Wo. 6?, p 208. Many uioio quotations night be given, equal ly to the point 1 will now give evidence to show, that the matter taken from pustules on the bodies of vaccinated persons w ho were sub sequently atts?kcd by the small pox. did really produce genuino small pox in m.protected per s ns. f*ir Gilbert Flair says; I know by tr y own et perienee, as w;ell as from the testimony of oth ers that tha matter <f the small pox pustules, ; after will by inoculation give the ( smallpox. Hence Ini says we ran hstdlv deny i* the name of small pox —Land. Med. & Sur ! T V.. 1 X |> 330 He a.atter taker, frim the ou