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W, N. U., ATLANTA, NO. 49 -1921.
Canada's Fur Farms.
The growing importance of fur farm¬
ing in t'anada is illustrated in the
Dominion bureau of statistics report
covering the industry for 1920. At the
end of the year there were 582 fur
farms in t’anada, as against 414 in
1919. and the values had increased
from , S3.96S.591 to $4,632,605 last
year. Fur farms now exist in every
part of the Dominion, and'there arc*
14 ranches of domesticated animals in
the Yukon territory.
In Trim.
“What is your huslmml growling
about now?” “We are getting ready
to go to the dog show."
An old bachelor says that some
women are horn foolish, some achievt
folly and the rest marry fools.
Night and Morning.
Have Strong, Healthy
Eyes. If they Tire,ltch,
Smart or Bum, if Sore,
Your EYES Irritated, Inflamed or
Granulated, use Murine
often. Soothes, Refreshes. Safe for
Infant or Adult. At all Druggists. Write for
Free Kve Book Harter Ev* Ca,, Otkasi'
BUSINESS INCREASE
SHOWN BY REPORT
ATLANTA BANK’S MONTHLY RE¬
VIEW SHOWS INCREASE
ALONG ALL LINES
STATE NEWS OF INTEREST
Brief News Items Gathered Here And
There From All Sections Of
The State
i
Washington. Business ib steadily
increasing in volume, a report of the
Federal Reserve board stated.
Reports to the board showed an
increase of $787,000,000, or about 10
per cent over the preceding week in
the volume of business; as measured
by debts to individual accounts re¬
ported by banks in 151 clearing house
centers.
A statement of the board said.
"Volume of business, as measured
by debits to .individual accounts re¬
ported to the federal reserve board
for banks in 151 important clearing
house centers for the week ending
November 23, 1921, shows an increase
of $787,000,000, or about 10 per cent,
compared with the preceding weeks’
total. Larger figures are reported
for all the leading centers, except
Boston, Baltimore, New Orleans, St.
l*ouis and Kansas City alone, where
greater activity on the stock exchange
was reported, constituting nearly 90
per cent of the total increase for the
week.
“As compared with the week end¬
ing November ,24, 1920, debits for
the week under review are smaller
by $814,000,000, or by 9 per cent, com¬
pared with a much larger lag of about
25 per cent shown for the two preced¬
ing weeks. Smaller figures as com¬
pared with last year are shown for
all the leading centers, except Balti¬
more and Los Angeles.’’
Each of the federal reserve dis¬
tricts reported debits this week as
against, those last week as follows:
District Nov. 23 Nov. 16
Boston ... 401.878,000 397,270,000
New York .4,600,010,000 3,907,021,000
Philadelphia 367,406,000 368,237,000
Cleveland .. 406,963,000 379.050.000
Richmond .. 206,451,000 208.890.000
Atlanta....... 177.330,000 190.209.000
Chicago ...... 944,414,000 893.876.000
St. Louis ..... 202.657.000 213.346.000
Minneapolis 130.026.000 128.260.000
Kansas City 232.436.000 228.361.000
Dallas 130.679.000 128.258.000
S. Francisco 484.780.000 454.880.000
Totals .8,285,000,000 7,479,748,000
A steady Improvement in many
lines of business Is reported by the
Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta *u
Its monthly review for October, which
was made public recently, and th's
despite the fact that "it cannot be
said that adverse factors in the busi¬
ness situation have disappeared.”
Substantial increase in the price 'if
cotton has resulted in much benefit
not on) , to the producers but to busi¬
ness generally in those parts of the
licit v here crops of any appreciable
size were raised. Georgia appears to
have been more hurt by the boll
weevil than any other state in the
belt, and in parts of middle Georgia
there was not enough cotton raised to
give (he farmers the benefit of the
increase in the price. Georgia’s mis¬
fortune in this respect, however, is
partly compensated by the very large
production of food.
To Bring Scotch Women To Atlanta
Atlanta.—Plans to bring 100 Scotch
women to Atlanta to enter domestic
service in die homes of some of the
best families in the city were laid
before Governor Thomas \Y. Hard¬
wick recently. The announced inten¬
tion of bringing flip women here was
revealed to the governor in a letter
written by .Billies A. Strachnn. an At¬
lanta jeweler. Mr. Straohan paid high
tribute to the ability of the Scotch
women, anil asked the co-operation of
Georgia's chief executive in bringing
them here. In the letter to Governor
Hardwick, Mr. Strachan explained
that due to the late war there is a
surplus of approximately 2,000,000
women in the British Isles who would
be able to attend to the domestic du¬
ties of families in the United States,
C. R. Brown New Mayor Of Cornelia
Cornelia. —C\ H. Brown was elected
| recently as ruapor of Cornelia for
j 1922. Five counciimen were also
elected. They are; S. R. Chambers,
John H. Kinsey, J. A. Boatwright,
Phil S. Wade and W. R. Tatum. Many
women cast their ballots, although the
election was held in a downpour of
rain.
Brittain Reinstate J. G. White
Atlanta.—John G. White, superin¬
tendent of school of Atkinson county,
has been reinstated by State Super¬
intendent Brittain after a hearing of
his aj petri from the county board’s
action suspending him. The county
board charged him with incompetence
and neglect of duty.
Samaritan Grand Lodge To Meet
Athens^—November “8 will mark
! the opening of the thirty-sixth annual
j meeting of the grand lodge of the
l Improved Order of Samaritans at
1 Americus, Ga. This order, under the
guidance and leadership of Dr W. H.
I Harris, of Athens. Ga.. as founder and
garncl secretary, and Professor T. K.
| Persley. of Macon, Ga„ as grand chief,
I has made rapid strides upward and
for more than thirty years has been a
moving force in the fraternal life of
the race, operating more than 700
j lodges.
THE CLEVELAND COURIER, CLEVELAND, GEORGIA.
HALF BLOCK RAZED IN
AUGUSTA'S $2,000,000 FIRE
Three Buildings In Heart Of City Are
Total Loss—Augusta Chronicle
Is Also Burned
Augusta.—Nearly one-half of the
seven-hundred block of Broad street,
in the heart of Augusta’s business
section, stands a mass of ruins as
the result of a fire that started in the
Johnson building, corner Jackson and
Broad streets, and rapidly ate its way
through the Harison building and the
Albion hotel and one section of the
J. B. White and company department
store,
A stiff wind hampered the fire,
fighters. One was overcome.
No loss of life was reported as a
result, of the fire, all of the hotel
guests getting safely out of the build¬
ings.
Loss to buildings and stocks is esti¬
mated at approximately $2,000,000, as
the building loss alone will run
around a million and a half dollars.
The entire eastern side of the 200
block of Jackson street, which is a
part of the Johnson building, is totally
destroyed.
The following buildings were in the
path of the fire:
Johnson building, total loss. I
Harison building, total loss. !
Albion hotel, total loss. j
Genesrta hotel, partly burned.
The Harison and Johnson buildings
both were modern structures.
The Augusta Chronicle, local morn¬
ing newspaper, the quarters of which
were a part of the Harison building,
is also a total loss.
Files dating back to 1785 were burn
ed.
The J. B. White and company store,
which is in the same building as the
Albion hotel, was partly burned and
there is water damage throughout.
Fire Chief Frank G. Reynolds stated
that, in his opinion, a second fire on
the 400 block of Jackson street had no
connection with the main fire, al¬
though heavy sparks fell thick and
fast in this section. This fire, which
was nearly two blocks away from the
main fire, resulted in three buildings
owned by Henry Cummlng being en¬
tirely gutted. The occupants of these
places were A. H. McDaniel, Bell Tail¬
oring company and Thomas Motor
company.
$100,000 Deal Near For Macon Realty
Macon.—A survey was started re¬
cently of property owned by Harry
Stillwell Kdwards, adjoining the Will¬
ingham corporation property recently
purchased by the R. I* Dollings coin
many, of Columbus, O., for $100 000
for canning factory purposes, with a
view of buying an additional 100 acres
from Mr., Edwards on which will lie
established a water supply system for
the tanning plant.
Rail Board Proceedings Dismissed
Atlanta. -On motion of the plain¬
tiff, United States Judge Samuel H.
Sibley recently directed that proceed¬
ing instituted in federal court by the
Bruit Belt Telephone company against
the railroad commission of Georgia be
dismissed "without prejudice;” The
plaintiff company was seeking an in¬
junction restraining the railroad com¬
mission from interfering with their
putting into execution a new schedule
of rates. It was contended in their pe
titlon that such an increase was nec¬
essary to secure an equitable return
on their investment and that the rail¬
road commission on May 10, 1921, de¬
nied such a rate increase. Part of
tiie evidence in the case had already
been heard. It is understood that too
telephone company will again prest nr
its case to the railroad commission at
an early date.
Savannah Oil Project Gets Into Courts
Savannah -Subscribers to stock in
the Savannah Oil and Gas company,
believing they “bought a bloomer,”
have gone into court and are fighting
efforts to collect from them the bal¬
ance due on their stock subscriptions.
More than twenty-five Savannah busi¬
ness men were sued by the company
for the balance due on their stock
subscriptions, A general demurrer
was heard here recently, and attempts
to collect were temporarily blocked.
Hampton Police Chief Is Robbjd
Atlanta.—Atlanta police recently
were on the lookout for three negroes
who attacked, beat up and robbed Po¬
lice Chief John F. Copeland, 56. cf
Hampton, taking him to Orr’s Cross¬
ing, throwing him out of the car for
dead, and later abandoning the auto
in which they were riding in Hape
viile, about nine miles from Atlanta
The car was later found to be one
that had been stolen front a man in
Macon.
Former Georgia Legislator Dies
Cummings.—Duncan Broyvn, ex-rep
| resentative in the Georgia legislature, j
j and for many years a leading citizen J
of Forsyth county, died at his home in j
Gumming recently, following a brief !
iliness. He is survived by his widow; |
i brother, two sons: Ed five Brown, daughters of Atlanta and and one j
! Washington. j j
>
Georgia State Fair Directors To Meet
Macon.—Directors of the Georgia
State fair at a meeting hope to per- i
feet plans whereby the existing finan- I
cial handicap which I
under the fair
operates may be overcome, and the
1 exposition ~ held next year as usual
A deficit of approximately $10,000
; must be overcome, it is stated, and
the 1922 fair must be underwritten.
Julius Otto, president of the fair as
sociation. believes the fair will be
held next year. The association ha -
a contract for seven more years
THE WEEK’S EVENTS
IMPORTANT NEWS Or STATE, NA
TION AND THE WORLD
BRIEFLY TOLD
ROUND ABOUT THE WORLD
A Condensed Record Of Happening*
Of Interest From All Points
Of The World
Foreign
Capt. Harry Randall, his wife and
two children and five members of the
crew of the steamer City of New York
were drowned when that vessel sank
ten miles off Stoney Point, Ont„ Can.
The German newspapers are unani
mously urging Chancellor Wirth to an
swer Premier Briand's recent speech
delivered in Washington.
A big printers' strike is threatened
in Italy, and it is stated that it is
able that not a single Italian paper
will issue until after the strike has
been adjudicated.
A flying automobile is the latest
development in the French aero world,
A successful demonstration of an of¬
dinary automobile with folding wings,
two engines, one of ten-horsepow r er j
for land going and the other of 300
horsepower for air travel was held
recently at Buc, Seine-et-Oise. The
machine performed all the usual feats
of an airplane and also of an auto¬
mobile.
Two persons were killed outright and
eight wounded when a bomb exploded
in a tramcar carrying a load of ship¬
yard workers along Royal avenue, Bel¬
fast, Ireland.
November 21 was a day of funerals
in Belfast, Ireland, Twelve Roman
Catholics and six Protestants were in- I
terred as the result of the recent riot
Belfast (Ireland) reports that a new
reign of terrorism and much looting
have rendered that city as turbulent
as it was a few months since.
Informal exchanges anent naval
armament continue between individ¬
ual delegates to the arms conference
and naval experts, with an air of grow-1
ing confidence that details of the
American plan, although requiring con¬
siderable time for determination, will
eventually bring all the powers into
agreement.
War broke out again in Belfast as
the Ulster government assumed con
trol of the police establishment, tak¬
ing over police affairs from the em
pire government. At least twenty per- j
sons sons are are believed heiievnrl to have been killed ; |
by bombs or bullets. j
Washinsrton- I
I
The Japanese cabinet and diplomat
ic advisory council at Toklo are taking
a hand in the negotiations at Wash
ington over the tonnage ratio of capi- ;
ta! warships to be allotted to Japan
Approval of 57 advances for agrt
cultural and live stock purposes, ag
gregating $2,505,000 has been an
nounced by the war finance corpora, j
tl ° n '
In the , midst of developments that \
helped clear the air for all the u.g i
subjects before the arms conference,
President Harding has let It be j
known that he has taken the. first step I
toward a continuance of of international international
discussions which may lead to an “as¬
sociation of nations I
It is stated that in the disarmament
conference progress has been made in
both the far eastern and naval negotia
tions. and it is apparent that, although
the question of land armament has j
been laid aside for the present without
an attempt to agree on limitation of 1
armies, some of the delegates hope to
later translate the sentiment of the
conference into a joint declaration of
general policy.
The naval discussions In the arms j
conference have so tar centered about
Japan’s recapitulation of her present !
naval strength, in connection with her
hope for a modification of the 5-5-3 ra
tio of the American plan,
A'alues of the merchandise exported
to the various quarters of the world
during October fell to fractional parts
of the totals of the same month last
year, while decided drops in imports
are noted by the commerce depart¬
ment.
The negotiations relating to both
the far east and armament limitation
is moving more slowly as the atten¬
tion of arms delegates is passing from
general policies to specific details.
China's economic embarrassments is
forming the text of the far eastern
discussions, which resulted in the ap
pointment of a sub-committee of repre
sentatives of nine nations to study
the whole subject of administrative
autonomy for the Chinese republic j
with particular reference Li tariff and
tax restrictions.
With the question of land anna
mints definitely thrust into the back
ground by the developments of the
conference thus far, the conference
will enter its third week with another
stride toward agreement on naval lim
Rations foreshadowed.
Tax receipts of thd government dur
ing the fiscal year 1921 decreased near
ly a billion dollars as compared with
the previous year, while the cost of col
’ection increased 32 cents for each
*-' 00 -
The protest of Mayor Stewart of
Savannah. Ga., against action of pro
hibition agents in that city in enter
ing private homes “apparently without
warrants," was received at the white
house recently and forwarded to Pro¬
hibition Commissioner Haynes, with a
request for an immediate and thor¬
ough investigation.
Postmaster General Hays announces
that women holding postal employ¬
ment will not hereafter be forced to
resign and make new applications
when they marry.
The land armament problem is being
considered at various '■>formal confer¬
ences during the day. and a meeting
of the armament committee of the
who!', has been called, with the ex¬
pectation that Premier Briand of the
French republic will say at least a
word as to his country’s attitude on
reduction of armies.
Senator Thomas E. Watson, like a
bolt of lightning from a clear sky, sent
thrills through the country when he
lined ‘ himself against Ford in the cel¬
ebrated Ford Newberry senatorial con
test in the United States senate. He
made it plain that be was not willing
to condemn a whole race, as he alleges
Ford has done through his paper, for
the sins of a few men. He pointed to
the scintillating stars the Jewish race
has produced—David, Solomon, Abra
ham, Jesus—and pointed to the fact
that the sacred literature of the Jew
contained the germ of all political and
religious freedom, and pointed the way
to life beyond this earth,
By a vote of 232 to 109 the house ap
proved the tax revision bill as rewrit
ten in conference, and the probability
of an early adjournment becomes al¬
most a certainv. Before adopting the
conference report on the bill, the house
defeated. 202 to 141, a motion from the
Democratic side to send the measure
back to conference.
Domestic
A man identified as George Feif, 45,
a former brewer of Chattanooga,
Tenn., committed suicide recently by
inhaling gas at a boarding house in
Cincinnati. Ohio
Glenn Suttton, aged 29, of Morgan¬
town, W. Va„ an engineer for the
West Virginia Utilities company, was
killed and an assistant was seriously
injured recently when an explosion
wrecked the gas compressor plant of
the company.
Dr. Max Heiner, of New York City,
who has recently returned from Eu¬
rope, reports that cancer of the face
is being successfully treated by the
use of radium.
, ^othe^Lzzsfdn b,,Z2ards f,yinK . Iongpor around ‘ * a
partinulai: spot. He got a skiff and
rowed and poled to the center of the
buzzard's circle. There he found the
body of one of the eleven fishermen
who went out from the village of An
glesea recently and were overtaken
by a storm and lost.
The directors of the Christian Sci
f nc ® ch,n ’ c * 1 ' ,n a suit agalnst the
irnstees of the mother church in Bos
ton, won out, and the court decides
that the directors have authority to
remove the trustees,
It is stated from Richmond, Va.. that
there is probability that Marshal Foch
will cancel his entire southeastern
itinerary.
A short address the regiment of
twenty - four hundred midshipmen
marked the visit of Marshal Foch to
the naval academy at Annapolis, Md.
He was given a great ovation
Th01llas M Pri{ . e a merchant of
Waco. Texas, shot and fatally- wounded
hia wUe at Gulfport, Miss., as they
alighted from a Gulf and Ship Island
traln that hart jll8l arrlved from Jack .
son ' Mjas ‘
nhe tn ‘ ted States . rai,road hoar <l an
Bounces that new working rules for
the six shop crafts will probably be
COmp!ete<l and !s8Ued in tirae be
F ' ire swept the crowded Rialto thea
ter ’ 8 motion picture house. New na¬
ven r ° nn ■ on the night of the 27th,
an police estimate, on the basis
of various accounts, that twenty per
sons Io8t their lives. The monetary
* oss has not l) een computed,
The U. S. S. Redwing, mine sweep
er. with a complement of sixty men, is
under naval guard at Hampton Roads,
Va., submarine base, following the dis
eovery and removal of a large quantity
of liquors.
Three men were killed in a wreck
of seaboard Air Line northbound
freight train No. S6, two miles south
of Youngsville. N. C—the engineer, the
brakeman and the negro fireman.
The Gulf. Florida and AJgbama rail¬
road, 134 miles long. Ms been sold
under a federal court vecree for $90
000 .
Robert H. Moore, noted New York
City criminal Dwyer, died recently as
the result of having been struck by
an automobile.
Near’- three quart bottles of Cana¬
dian 9 per cent beer were confiscated
by the Toledo. Ohio, police and pro
hibition officials after the cargo had
* >een hauled into the Ironville slip in
Maumee Bay.
Red tape of Ellis Island was swift
ly unwound one day recently to save
the life of fourteen-year-oid Manuel Sa
lones. who arrived from Panama on
the steamship Colon to undergo a deli
cate brain operation at the hands of
Dr. Charge H. Frazier of Philadelphia,
Dr. J. M. Munnning. mayor of Dur
ham. N. has been indicted by the
federal grand jury for violation of the
anti-naredtic law.
Announcement is made after a con¬
ference at Memphis, Tenn.. between
Asa J. Rountree of Birmingham. Ala
director general of the Bankhead
Highway association, and representa
fives of the state branches of the or
? an iz3iion in Tennessee Mississippi
and Arkansas, that the next annual
meeting of the association will be held
in Phoenix. Ariz April 24-29. 1922.
Bessie Lee Sisk is being held in
Memphis. Tenn., by the police pending
investigation into the death of Herbert
Bingham, musician, who died from gun¬
shot wounds recently.
SUFFER PAIN ?
Heed This Woman’s Advice
Springdale, Ky. — “I was in a run¬
down condition and every month suffered
pain. I had taken treatments for femi¬
nine trouble, but seemed to get no results
from the treatments. It was through my
daughter-in-law that I heard of Dr.
Pierce’s Favorite Prescription and de¬
cided I would try it. I took a few doses
when at her home in Illinois, and when I
came home I took it regularly. It surely
helped me very much. I can say that
‘Favorite Prescription’ is a very good
remedy for women in a run-down con¬
dition or if troubled with feminine troub¬
le.”—Mrs. Henry Soward, Route 1.
If you have the above-mentioned
symptoms, you should profit by Mrs.
Howard's advice, and get the “Prescrip¬
tion” from your druggist at once. To be
had in tablets or liquid; or write Dr.
Pierce’s Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y.
for free medical advice.
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TUB SMITH-TANNER SALKS CO
227 East Eleventh St., Jacksonville. Florida
.Neektie Oevle*—-Greatest seller of season.
Demonstrators overwhelmed with business
Each sale 50c, 1-5% profit. Sample :10c.
The Vecktie Form & Holder Co., Elgin, III
Cause for Flight.
"1 know as well as you do that the
grand jury liain’t in session now,”
said a citizen of the Rumpus Ride
region, whom Gap Johnson while
coon hunting had found ensconced in
a cave. “! keep posted on the inarch
of events better than that. I'm hiding
out simply b’euz my wife is the most
peculiar woman in seven states—flops
right up in the tree tops over nuth’n.
a-tall. Sight before last l was sortin'
there, not looking for trouble any
more than a sucking dove, when wife
spoke up and said that next day was
the twentieth anniversary of our wed
ding. I never believe in argying, and
•so I just let it go at that. But \v hen
she said we’d better kill the lame
hog and invite in the neighbors. I
says. ‘What do you want to kill the
lame hog for? The pore varmint
haln’t to blame for something that
happened twenty years ago. - And thee
■•well, I jusi sorter came away."
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ALWAYS SAY “BAYER”
Look for the Name “Bayer” on Tab¬
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