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WRKLEY5 After
Every Meal
It’s the longest-lasting
confection you can buy
—and it’s a help to di¬
gestion and a cleanser
for the mouth
and teeth.
Wrigley’s means
benefit as well as
pleasure.
Some women just can't help refer¬
ring to a dollar boat excursion as a
yachting party.
Champions have
been standard
equipment on
Ford cars for 12
years. They are
alsoequipmenton
Ford trucks and Fordson
tractors. Champion X issold
by 90,000 dealers at 60 cents.
Champion Spark Plug Co.
Toledo, Ohio
CHAMPION
£*«tj £«gt««
No matter how long you may have
been tortured and disfigured by some
itching, burning skin eruption, just
apply a little of that soothing, healing
Resinol Ointment to the irritated sur¬
face and see if the suffering is not re¬
lieved at once. Healing usually be¬
gins that very minute, and the skin
gets well quickly and easily unless
the trouble is due to some serious in¬
ternal disorder.
Doctors prescribe Resinol widely,
so when you try it, you are using a
remedy o f proven value.
Resinol Soap
is ideal for general
toilet use. It is
unsurpassed for
the bath and
shampoo.
Teach Children
To Use
Cuticura
Soothes and Heals
Rashes and Irritations
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Calling a Spade a Spade
Blinks—What do you call a man
who says he smiles in the face of ad¬
versity. an optimist?
Jinks—No; a liar!—Cincinnati En¬
quirer.
Weak and Miserable?
Are you dull, tired and achy—both¬
ered with a bad back? Do you lack
ambition, suffer headaches and dizzi¬
ness—feel “all worn out”? Likely your
kidneys are to blame. Lameness, sharp,
stabbing pains, backache and annoying
urinary disorders are all symptoms of
weakened kidneys. Don’t wait for
more serious trouble. Get back your
health and keep diuretic it! Use Doan's Pills,
a stimulant to the their kidneys.
Thousands of folks tell merit.
Ask your neighbor!
A Georgia Case
Mrs. L. A. Davis,
104 McDonald St.,
Lawrenceville, Ga.,
says: “My kidneys
became weak and
disordered. There
was a soreness
across my kidneys
and I could hardly
turn over in bed,
as a catch would
seize me in my
back. My head
ached and I worried
a good bit. Doan’s Two
boxes of
Fills cured me.”
DOAN’S PILLS
60 c
STIMULANT DIURETIC TO THE KIDNEYS
Fosier-Miiburo Co.. Mir;- Chem., BufUb, N. Y.
GHOST HUNT IN
ATTIC REVEALS
PAPA’S $10,000
Boys Go on Spending Orgy
Until Father and the Cops
Get Wind of It.
San Francisco. — Johnny Lincoln
didn't believe in ghosts.
And his papa didn’t believe in banks.
And thereby bangs a tale.
Johnny, who’s nine years old, had
been told time and again by his father,
a waiter, that there were ghosts in the
attic of the Lincoln home in Oakland.
“And if you ever go up there, son,
they’ll get you!" he warned.
Johnny thought it over for a long
time. Then he called his pal, eleven
year-old Ked Christensen, into confer¬
ence.
“Pop says our attic is full of ghosts,"
he said.
“Banana oil!” sagely opined Red,
and advised looking carefully and deep¬
ly into the matter.
So up on the Lincoln roof they
crawled and pried off a flock of shin¬
gles, until they could peer adequately
Into the dim-lit recesses of the attic.
“Now where’s your ghosts;’’ chal¬
lenged Red.
Not a Single Ghost.
“Maybe they’re In that box over in
the corner," suggested Johnny.
They looked into the box. There
wasn’t a single ghost In it—but there
was $10,000 in assorted currency.
Forthwith Johnny and Red became
the plutocrats of the juvenile circles in
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“Maybe They’re in That Box.”
which they moved. They bought more
soda pop, lee cream, candies, tin
watches, baseballs and bats, flashlights
and other items deemed essential to
complete happiness by nine and eleven
years than were ever purchased before
by two boys in a given length of time.
The policeman on the heat got wind
of it. He investigated. So did Johnny’s
papa. And Johnny’s papa went and
put what was left Of the $10,000 In a
savings bank.
“I was saving it for a home," he
explained.
Johnny doesn’t believe in Santa
Claus either. It’s a good thing, judg¬
ing from what Papa Lincoln thinks
of the prospects for next Christmas.
Plenty to Feed His Dogs
While Children Starve
Bethlehem, Pa.—James Bishop of
Freemansburg fed his hound dog,
Duke, instead of his four undernour¬
ished children.
State Agent Peifer of Easton, with
Constable Joseph Reed of Freemans
burg visited the Bishop home and
found the children in a destitute con¬
dition, while outside a pan contained
plenty for the dog.
Peifer ordered the animal shot and
next morning Constable Reed carried
out the orders. The dog’s life was
sacrificed so that the children might
live properly.
Frisco Girl Kills Deer
With a 52-Pound Bow
San Francisco, Cal.—Miss Virginia
Ayres of San Francisco killed a deer
with a 52-pound bow, nearly double
the strength of the ordinary woman's
target weapon, and steel-headed ar¬
rows.
Miss Ayres, with William J. Hack
nieier, went hunting near Cloverdale.
She brought down a buck with an ar¬
row through the body. Haekmeier also
dropped a buck with an arrow, but the
animal ran a mile before dying.
Walking Saves Life
Uniontown, Ky.—Playing doctor, lit
tie Dorothy Marie Clements gave her
younger brother four spoonfuls of
good-tasting medicine. The dose eon
tained 20 drops of poison. Awakened
by a physician, the half-conscious lit
tie fellow was kept in motion for 12
hours, five miles beisyg covered in
walking him. He will live.
Servant Gets Estate
Lexington, Ky.—A farm estate, in¬
cluding home, stock, equipment and
273% acres, goes to Ellen Davis, an
aged negro servant, through the will of
her late employer, John T. Hughes,
wealthy fanner and horseman, who
died recently.
CLEVELAND COURIER, CLEVELAND, GEORGIA.
NO NEWS
A whoop-lt-up London newspaper
publisher was complaining one after¬
noon that the day had brought forth
no news.
“Well,” said a member of parlia¬
ment who happened to be calling, “you
know the old adage.”
“What old adage?”
"No news Is good news.”
"Still,” declared the publisher, “It
Isn’t good enough to call for an extra.”
—Montreal Gazette.
Dangerous Age
There is a time in the life of every
girl when—but this illustrates It.
“How old is Gladys now?” Mrs.
Davis asked of Gladys’ grandmother.
Grandmother smiled understanding
ly. “Gladys is just at the age where
her mother Is afraid she will get mar¬
ried and Gladys Is afraid she will not.”
Or Else It’s Yes, Dear
Candid Friend—You told me you al¬
ways had the last word with your wife
and all the time I’ve been here she’s
been ordering you about.
Mr. Dublight—Well, I do have the
last word. Didn’t you hear me say,
“All right?”
REMINDING HIM
His Father-In-Law—When I get
around to it I’m going to give you and
Anne a fifty-foot lot with a nice little
bungalow on it.
Mr. Justwed—Fine! But remem¬
ber, it’s deeds, not words, that count
The Brunt of the Fray
Not every word will be brought out
That's known to lexicographers.
Yet no one stops to think about
The overworked stenographers!
Wise Enough
Friend—Why do you have such mis¬
spelled and ungrammatical 'signs In
your front window?
Sharp Merchant—People think I’m
a dunce and come in to swindle me.
Trade’s just booming.—Progressive
Grocer.
Wake Up, Boy!
“Cy” Perkins—What would you do
if I should kiss you?
Sweet Young Thing—I would cal',
daddy.
After a few moments.
Sweet Young Thing (softly)—Sweet
daddy!—Foretop.
No Other Way
Maude—Could you bring yourself to
marry a man who was your Intellec¬
tual Inferior?
Chrlstabel—I suppose I shall have
to.
Effect of Occupation
“Mrs. JIbb’s temper can’t be of the
best. She complains that her hus¬
band is continually putting her out.”
“What else could she expect in mar.
rying a fireman?"
THE WAY IT GOES
“Insect pests are destroying vast
quantities of cotton.”
“Yes; it’s feared the all-wool cloth¬
ing Industry will suffer severely.”
May Be Bilious
It she sighs with half-closed eyes.
The while her hand you press.
Don't think she fell. You never can
tell;
It may be biliousness.
Still the Honeymoon Word
“Does your wife ever nag you?”
asked the first man.
“No,” answered the other. “We’ve
only been married a year. We call it
coaxing, so far.”
Result of Explosions
“So Jim is teaching his wife to drive
the car. How are they getting along?”
“Oh, pretty well; but I understand
It keeps him busy the rest of the day
apologizing for the things he said to
her during the lesson.”
Piazza Persiflage
She (on piazza)—No matter how
dark it is the mosquitoes will find
you.
He—Yes; they don’t require any
light to see how they may-nip-u-Iate
MOTHER!
Child's Best Laxative is
“California Fig Syrup"
Tongue Shows if
Bilious, Constipated
Hurry Mother! Even a fretful, peev¬
ish child loves the pleasant taste of
“California Fig Syrup" and it never
fails to open the bowels. A teaspoon¬
ful today may prevent a sick child
tomorrow.
Ask your druggist for genuine “Cali¬
fornia Fig Syrup” which has direc¬
tions for babies and children of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother! You
must say “California" or you may get
an imitation tig syrup.
Mankind’s Use of Metals
Gold was probably the first metal to
be used by man. Metallic gold was
found in the beds of streams. It was
used for ornaments before any other
metal was discovered. The first metal
put to practical use was copper, made
Into knives and other implements at
least 6,000 years ago.
A Household Remedy
for Cuts, Burns, Wounds, Any Sore. Han¬
ford g Balsam of Myrrh prevent infection
and heals. Three sizes; all stores.—Adv.
But Few Are
He—“Would you scream if T kissed
you, little gin?” She—“Little girls
should he seen and not heard!"—Tit
Bit-.
Don't Forget Cuticura Talcum
When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisite face, skin, baby and dust¬
ing powder and perfume, rendering
other perfumes superfluous. You may
rely on It because one of the Cuticura
Trio (Soap, Ointment and Talcum),
25c each everywhere.—Advertisement.
A horse a man once owned and the
wife he Is going to get are always the
most perfect of their kind.
You can be sure there’s longer
wear in shoes soled with USKIDE
VTOW **■^ you can be certain of get*
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Be sure they are soled with
USKIDE— the wonder sole for wear .
Then just try to wear them out!
USKIDE fights wear. Will wear twice
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And it is comfortable, healthful,
waterproof and anti-slipping*
USKIDE soles are being used by
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to give their customers the most for And —
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USKIDE is saving for hard Made of the new Sprayed
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USKIDE Soles
LITTLE ROCK OFFICER
GAINS TWENTY POUNDS
And Recovers Strength by
Taking Tanlac.
“Tanlac increased my weight 20 lbs.
find left me feeling like a new man
three years ago and I am strong for
it,” recently affirmed J. J. Hardcastle,
a special police officer, 311 Poplar St.,
North Little Rock, Ark.
“Two years ago stomach trouble
had pulled me down to where I sim¬
ply felt all played out and miserable.
I suffered so from gas bloating, pains
and other uncomfortable symptoms
after meals that I actually dreaded to
eat anything. My nerves were all un¬
People like to tie asked what they
are crying-, about, They’ll tell, if you
tease ’em.
A business man’s idea of tough luck
is to be compelled to attend a social
function.
Hall’s Catarrh
Medicine" • c ” bl “ d
Treatment, both
local and internal, and has been success¬
ful in the treatment of Catarrh for over
forty years. Sold by all druggists.
F. J. CHENEY &. CO., Toledo, Ohio
ranges
lVl TV/TADE of the famous
rust-resisting Cop¬
per-Bearing Iron—
tested for over a quarter of
a century—Nearly a million
in use—your neighbor or
someone near you uses one
—known and sold every¬
where.
There is an Allen Dealer near
you—in your town or close by,
Wrile us for catalog and cohere
they may be bought.
Allen manufacturing company
NASHVILLE TENNESSEE
done, too, and I had so little energy
that I just had to drive myself to
work.
“My improvement started with my
first bottle of Tanlac and five bottles
of tlie medicine put my stomach In
condition so 1 can cat anything I want
and nil I want without a touch of In¬
digestion. The medicine also set ma,
right in a general way and I am glad
to praise it to i verybody.”
Tanlac is for sale by all good drug¬
gists. Accept no substitute. Over 40
million bottles sold.
Tanlac Vegetable Pills for constipa¬
tion; made and recommended by the
manufacturers of Tanlac.
For Sale—Several Lurjvo or Small Improved
Farms In Pulaski Co., Georgia, at a bargain,
easy terms. R. S. Anderson, Hawkinsvflie, Ga.
1,000 heavy laying hens and pullets; $125
hundred. Three months stock, $1; twelve
breeds. Baby chix, light, $11; heavy, $13.
Southern Poultry Fi Thomaav vlile. Ga.
% ITCH!
If Money back without falls question
HUNT’S SALVE in tls«
treatment of ITCH, ECZEMA,
RING WORM .TETTER or other
itching 75c b dr druggists, skin diseases. Price from
at or direct
A.B. Richard* Medicine Co., toman,Tei* ;
W. N. U., ATLANTA, NO. 40--1924.