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Feel Achy After Every Cold?
A RE you lame and stiff; tired and nervous—constantly
/A troubled with backache and twinges of pain?
Have you given any attention to your kidneys?
Grip, colds and chills, you know, are apt to be mighty hard
on the kidneys. And if the overtaxed kidneys fail to prop¬
erly filter the blood, of impurities accumulate and throw the
whole system out tune. Then inay follow daily back¬
ache, rheumatic pains, headaches, dizziness and annoying
kidney such irregularities.
In conditions a good stimulant diuretic should
help the kidneys flush the have poisons out of your system.
Use Doan’s Pills . Doan’s helped thousands. Are
recommended by folks you know. Ask your neighborl
A Georgia Case
W. R, Merritt, carpenter, 230 N. Scott St., Camilla,
Ga,, says: "My kidneys were disordered, caused from
a cold settling in them. I had pains In my back.
' When I leaned to pull shoes, the pains
over on my
were more severe, I had to get up during the night
to pass the kidney secretions. I purchased a box of
Doan’s Pills and after using them, all symptoms left
and I felt better In every way.”
Doan’s Pills
' Stimulant Diuretic to the Kidneys
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Painful Pleasures
"There’s no pleasure without Its
pain.” “That’s so. Even breakfast
in bed has Its crumbs.”
i f ——--
DEMAND “BAYER” ASPIRIN
Take Tablet* Without Fear If You
See the Safety "Bayer Crose.”
Warning! Unless you see the name
“Bayer” on package or on tablets you
are hot getting the genuine Bayer
Aspirin proved ahfe by millions and
prescribed by physicians for 23 years.
Say “Bayer" when you buy Aspirin.
Imitations may prove dangerous.—-Adv.
Full Realization
No man realizes -the power of a
woman’.# eloquence until after he gets
ren for
v.ry
MOTHER:- Fletcher’s
Castoria is a pleasant, harm¬
less Substitute for Castor Oil,
Paregoric, Teething Drops
and Soothing Syrups, espe¬
cially prepared for Infants in arms and Children all ages.
To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of "it
Proven directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend It
There are only two observatories
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“House Was Full of
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on hand—and blow or scatter it wherever insects may be hidden.
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Supply and Demand
First Loafer—Do you want to buy
any tobacco, oKl man?
Second Ditto—No; I’ve got plenty
already.
First Ditto—That’s good. Then
give me a pipeful. I ain’t got a bit.—
Sydney Bulletin.
Why buy many bottle* of other rennl
when one bottle o? Dr. Peery'e "Dead
Shot” will work without fall? Adv.
Belated. Service
An Irishman had been unfortunate
In his sons, who neglected him and
allowed him to die in poverty. When
his casket was being carried out by
his ungrateful offspring a neighbor
remarked, “Sure, It’s the first time
the byes ever gave the ould man a
There are more than ISO miles of
pipes devoted solely to the carrying of
water for artesian wells, great cranes
and lifts, under the streets of London.
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MY FAVORITE
STORIES
By IRVIN S. C03B
' (Copyright.)
The Poor Aim of Mr. Zeno
When the circus reached the small*
Vermont town the proprietor feared
for awhile that his afternoon perform
ance might lack its chief feature. The
star of the aggregation was Zeno, the
Mexican knife thrower, answering In
private life to the name of Hennessy
Twice 3 day Zeno, dressed in gaudy
trappings, would enter the arena ac¬
companied by his wife, a young, plump
and pretty woman in pink tights, and
followed by a roustabout bearing a
basketfull of long bowie-knives and
shining battieaxes. While the band
played an appropriate selection of
shivery music the young woman would
flatten herself against a background of
blue planking which had been erected
In the middle of the ring. There she
would pose motionless, her arms out¬
stretched and her feet close together.
Then Zeno, stationing himself 40 feet
froin her, would fling his knives and
axes at her, missing her each time by
the narrowest of margins. Presently
her form would be completely outlined
by the deadly steel, but such was Ze¬
no’s marvelous skill that she took no
hurt from the sharp blades which
pinned her fast.
But on this day Mrs. Zeno had fallen
ill and, although the circus owner of¬
fered a reward for some one who
would take her place, he could find no
volunteers among the members of his
staff. In this emergency the Invalid's
mother—who by the same token was
Zeno’s mother-in-law—and who trav¬
eled with the show la the capacity of
wardrobe mistress, stepped forward
and agreed to serve as an understudy
In order that the performance might
not be marred.
The hour came. Forth came Zeno,
wearing his professional scowl, slight¬
ly enhanced. His mother-in-law, skin¬
ny and homely, with her hair knotted
In a knob on her head and her daugh¬
ter’s fleshings hanging in loose folds
upon her bony figure, followed bim
closely. She plastered herself flat
against the wooden background. Zeno
gave her a look seemingly fraught with
undying hate. He took up his longest,
sharpest bowie-knife. He tested its
needle-ltke point upon his thumb. He
poised It, alined it, flung It.
Like a javelin It hurtled on Its
hissing flight through the air. Strik¬
ing tip first a scant quarter of an inch
from the lobe of the mother-in-law’s
left ear, it burled itself deep in the
tough oaken planking and stood there,
the hilt quivering.
The pause which ehsued was broken
by the astonished voice of a ftnk%a
tlve sitting on the lowermost tier of
blue seats industriously milking his
whiskers:
"Wall, by Heck—he missed herl”
A Fifty-Fifty Proposition
The original of Peter Dunne’s Im¬
mortal character, “Mr. Dooley,” kept
a saloon In Chicago much frequented
by newspaper men. He wus a born
wit, and In his way—and a very good
way It was, too—a philosopher and a
student of human flattfre In its varying
aspects.
One wintry evening as he perched
behind hts bar in friendly conversa¬
tion with tVo of his regular patrons
there entered a so-called journalist
whose reputation as a ready borrower
and a poor payer was more than city¬
wide.
“Uncle John," he said briskly, ‘Tra
detailed to an out-of-town assignment
and I’m a little short of cash—need
some coin for traveling expenses. Slip
me a tenspot, will you? I’ll hand It
back to you sure on pay night along
with the rest of the small loans I’ve
had off of you lately.
The old man’s face gave no Sign of
his real feelings. He lifted his broad
bulk, waddled to the .damper, extract¬
ed from the till a bill and without s
word passed It across the bar to the
promising man.
The latter, murmuring his thanks,
started to cram it In his pocket but
took a second glance at the greenback.
“Hold on here, Uncle John," he said.
“I needed ten bones and this bill la
only a fiver."
“That’s all right, me son," said
Uncle John; “It makes the thiug come
out even.”
"What do you mean, makes the
thing come out even?"
"Why, five 1 lose and five you lose,"
said Uncle John.
A Radical Difference Noted
A friend of mine who, lias a friend who j j
has a friend according to his
other two friends, went abroad while l
Victoria, the beloved, was still on the 1
throne of Great Britain.
. In London one night the traveler saw !
Madame Bernhardt play In “Anthony !
and Cleopatra."
The scehe of came Mark where Anthony’s Cleopatra re- j j
; oeives news defeat
at Actium. Bernhardt was at her best
as Egypt’s fiery queen that night. She j
i stabbed the unfortunate slave who had
j I borne raved, frothed the tidings the to mouth, her, stormed wrecked
at
1 of the scenery in her frenzy and
some
finally, as the curtain fell, dropped In
a shuddering, convulsive heap.
As the thunderous applause died
down, the American heard a middle
aged British matron in the next seat
remarking to her neighbor tn tones of
satisfaction:
"How different—how very different
from the home life of our own dear
queen 1 “
MOTHER!
Child's Best Laxative is
“California Fig Syrup”
Hurry Mother! Even a bilious, con¬
stipated, feverish child loves the pleas¬
ant taste of “California Fig Syrup”
and It never fails to open the bowels.
A teaspoonful today may prevent a
sick child tomorrow.
Ask your druggist for genuine "Cali¬
fornia Fig Syrup” which has direc¬
tions for babies and children of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother! You
racist say “Califoria” or you may get
an imitation flg syrup.
FIRST AID TO 3EAUTV
AND CHARM
Nothing so mars an other¬
wise beautiful face as the
Inevitable lines of fatigue
and suffering caused by
tired, aching feet. AttES’S
SOOT-£*S£ the Antiseptic,
Healing Powder, insures
foot comfort. Itl* a Tok
!*t Necessity. Shake St
in your shoes in tbs
morning. Dane* all Shop evening— ill day—
then let j out mirror tel!
the ttonr. Trial pack
eg* and * Foot-Zass
Free. Address tUt» t Walking boil sent
Sold Drue and » ssi-Esu. Le ley. N, t.
at Department Stores.
HEALS RUNNING SORES
"X feel It my duty to write you a
letter of thanks for your wonderful
Peterson's Ointment. I had a running
sore on my left leg for one year. I
began to use Peterson's Ointment three
weeks ago and now it is healed."—A.
C. Gilbrath, 70g Reed St., Erie, Pa.
For years I have been selling through
druggists OINTMENT a large for box of PETERSON'S
35 cents. The healing
power in this ointment Is marvelous.
Eczema goes In a few days. Old sores
heal up like magic; plies that other
remedies do not seem to even relteva
are speedily oonquered. Pimples and
nasty blackheads disappear in a week
and the distress of chafing goes in a
few minutes. Mall orders filled. Pe¬
terson Ointment Co., Inc., Buffalo. N. Y.
Loosen Up That Cold
With Muster ole
Have Musterole handy when a cold
starts. It has all of the advantages of
OUT grandmother's mustard plaster WITH¬
the blist er. You just apply it with
pores, then comes a soothing, cooling
sensation and quick relief.
Made of pure oil of mustard and
other simple ingredients, Musterole is
recommended by many nurses and
doctors. Try Musterole for bronchitis,
sore throat, stiff neck, pleurisy, rheu¬
matism, lumbago, croup, asthma, neu¬
ralgia, congestion, pains and aches of
the chest. It may prevent pneumonia
and “flu."
To Mothers: Musterole is also
made in milder form for
babie* and small children.
Ask for Children’s Musterole.
35c and 65c, jars
Better than a mustard plaster
After A Bath
With
Cuticura Soap
Dust With
CuticuraTalcum
Of Delicately Plcaiial Medicated Fra|r«a««
Nothing Else to Do
One day . . . when my rheuma¬
tism was bad . . . and my daughter
bad Just eloped with a good-for-noth¬
ing scalawag . . . and fire had de¬
stroyed my barn . . . and roasted a
fine horse that I hadn’t paid for . . .
and my best hog had up and died with
the cholera . . . and they had fore¬
closed the mortgage on me . . . and
the sheriff was looking for me with
a warrant ... I told my troubles to
one of these here optimists and he
said: “Cheer up, old man, the worst
is yet to come.” . . . So, I shot him.
—Country Gentleman.
No matter how penitentiaries are
improved, no one likes to get into
them.
“CASCARETS” IF BILIOUS,
CONSTIPATED—10c A BOX
If Dizzy, Headachy or Stomach te
Sour, Clean the Bowels.
To clean your
bowels without
cramping or over
* acting, take “Cns
carets.” Sick
headache, dizzi¬
ness, biliousness,
gases, indigestion,
sour upset stom¬
ach and all snch
distress gone by morning. Nicest lax¬
ative and cathartic on earth for grown¬
ups and children. 10c a box—all drug
stores.
IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL
SundaySchool Lesson 1
T
(By RKV. P. B. F1TZWATER. D.D.. Dean
of th* Evening School, Moody Bible In
•tltote of Chicago.)
<©, 1925, Western Newspaper Union.)
Lesson for March 15
OUR LORD’S RESURRECTION
LESSON TEXT—John 20:1-29.
GOLDEN TEXT—“The Lord Is risen
indeed.”—Luke 24:34.
PRIMARY TOPIC—Jesus Rises From
the Dead.
JUNIOR TOPIC—Jesus Risen From
the Dead.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOP¬
IC—Christ’s Victory Over Death.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOP¬
IC—Proofs of the Resurrection of
Jesus.
The resurrection of Christ is one of
the foundation truths of Christianity.
Its entire superstructure stands or
falls upon Its reality. It is the grand
proof that Christ was what He claimed
to be, the Messiah, the Son of God
(Matt. 12:39-40; John 2:19-£|). His
resurrection authenticated his claims.
If Jesus did not rise from Joseph’s
tomb, He was not the-Son of God, nor
a true prophet (He said frequently
while aiive that He would arise),
neither a Savior; riot even a good
man, for He would then be a falsifier.
However, if He did arise, all that He
said concerning Himself is true. His
resurrection declared Him to be the
Son of God with power (Horn. 1:4).
1. The Empty Tomb (vv. 1-10).
John does not enter into a descrip¬
tion of the resurrection of Christ, but
says the tomb was empty, and that
Jesus had repeatedly manifested Him¬
self after the tomb was found empty.
To see the body of Christ with a spear
thrust and nail prints, and then the
empty tomb was all that faith needed.
L The Testimony of Mary Magda¬
lene (vv. 1 - 2 ).
This woman out of whom Jesus had
cast seven demons (Mark 16:9; Luke
8 : 2 ), announced the fact of the empty
tomb to Peter and John. Prompted by
great love to Him for His kindness to
her, she went early to the tomb even
“when it was yet dark.” “She was last
at the cross, and first at the grave. She
stayed longest there and was soonest
here.” This woman's love for the
Master was genuine though her knowl¬
edge as to His resurrection was defec¬
tive. She had realized great good at
His hand, therefore she could not rest
until she had don* her utmost for Him.
2. Personal Investigation by Peter
and John (vv. 3, 10).
The news of the empty tomb which
Mary brought with breathless (*hat haste so
moved John and Peter both ’ran
to investigate. When John came to the
empty tomb he gazed into It, but Pe¬
ter entered it. This investigation con¬
vinced them. The removal of the stone
from the sepulcher and the arrange¬
ment of the grave clothes convinced
them that the enemy could not have
done this.
II, The Manifestation of the Risen
Lord (w. 11-29).
L To Mary Magdalene (vv. 11-18).
(1) Mary Weeping at the Empty
Tomb (v. 11). Peter and John went
home, but Mary could not She stood
weeping. Home was nothing to her
while her Lord was missing. Earnest
love need not weep long for Jesus is
found of those who love Him. She
should have been rejoicing that the
grave was empty, for the empty tomb
was eloquent proof of His messiah
shlp and deity. Had His body been
there she would have had real cause
for tveepyig.
(2) Mary Questioned by the Angels
(vv. 12-13). She viewed through her
tears angels at the tomb who inquired
as to the cause of her sorrow. She
replied. "Because they have taken
away my Lord and I know not where
they have laid Him.”
(3) Jesus Reveals Himself to Mary
(vv. 14-16). She first saw the angels
and then her eyes lighted upon the
Lord. As soon as He called her by
name she recognized Him and fell at
His feet weeping.
(4) Jesus Forbade Her to Touch
Him (v. 17). This showed that she
was coming into a new relationship to
Him; besides there was not time for
such familiarity while the disciples
were In darkness. “Go tell my •breth¬
ren.” was the message she must carry.
(5) Mary’s Testimony (v. 18). She
told the disciples that she had seen
the Lord.
2. To the Disciples (vv. 19-29).
( 1 ) When Thomas Was Absent (vv.
19-23).
a. His message of peace (v. 19).
b. He sfiowed His hands and His
side (v. 20 ).
c. He commissioned them (v. 21).
d. He defended the power that was
bestowed upon them (v. 23).
(2) When Thomas Was Present (w.
24-29).
r. Victory of sight and touch (w.
24-28).
b. Greater blessings for those who
Relieve, not having seen (v. 29).
A Prayer
Father, we thank Thee that Thou
! hast called us to work for Thee, and
| j we me of pray us just that what Thou Thou wilt wouldst show each
have
i is to do.
Visions
It is well to have a vision of a bet¬
ter life than that of every day, but It
fe the life of every day from which
elements of a better life must come.—
Maeterlinck.
CORNS
Lift Off-No Pain!
“Freezone” on an aching corn, instant¬
ly that com stops hurting, then short¬
ly you lift it right off with fingers.
Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of
“Freezone" for a few cents, sufficient to
remove every hard corn, soft corn, or
corn between the toes, and the foot
calluses, without soreness or irritation.
is “My Rheumatism
gone -”
’"THERE are thousands o! you men and
women, just like I once was—slaves
to rheumatism, muscle pains, joint pains,
and horrible stiffness. I had the wrong
idea about rheuma¬
tism for years. I
didn't realize that
increasing blood
cells had the effect
of completely
knocking out rheu¬
matic impurities
from the system.
That is why I be¬
gan using S. S. S.l Today I have the
strength I used to have
years ago! I don’t use Free Booklet
my crutches any more.” Send name and
S. S. makes people address to 8. 3. S.
S. Co., HI S. S. 8.
talk about themselves Bldg., Atlanta,
the way it builds up Ga., for special
strength. Start booklet on Rheu¬
their matism & Blood.
S. S. S. today for that
rheumatism. You’ll feel the difference
shortly.
S. S. S. Is sold at all good
drug stores in two sizes. The
larger size is more economical.
CC^>hfi Worlds Best
!.««/, olood Medicine
■ 'Baby’sCold* careful what
De do to break it upf you
Your Physician has often told you
that a well regulated movement of the
bowels is the first step in breaking
up a Cold.
But don’t give Baby Castor Oil or
eny kind of laxative that may over¬
set and gripe. Just give Dr. Mor
fett’s Teethina while you are waiting
for your doctor to come.
Teethina is a Physician’s prescrio
tion, especially used during the teeth¬
ing period. It acts gently hut thor¬
oughly, and millions of mothers know
lt» priceless value in helping have to
break up Baby’s cold. Once you
used It you will always keep Teethina
on hand.
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TEETHINA
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Reasonable
Colonel Roosevelt told a war stony
at an Albany reception.
“A doughboy,” he said, “had just go.
back home from the war, and he was
lunching In a cafeteria when a dear
old lady in the next chair to his own
leaned over across her pie and said:
"‘I, too, have a soldier son, young
man. and a lucky one at that. Would
you believe it? My boy went through
the war without a scratch.’
“Gee, lady,’ said the doughboy,
‘spill us the name of his insect pow¬
der, will ye?’ ”
When a man says, “I fear the
worst,’’’ he is too often glad of it.
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