Cleveland courier. (Cleveland, White County, Ga.) 1896-1975, August 03, 1928, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextImproved Uniform International Sunday T Lesson School T (Bv Htcv *■ a t'lTZW Arkut. u is.,-umm Moody Bible institute of Chicago.> ff£) 1928 Western Newspaper fTotna.) Lesson for August 5 PAUL IN A PAGAN COUNTRY LUSHUN I'KXT—Acta U:1-*S. GOLDUN TtJX r — I Lnuw buth how to be abased and l know how to abound. PRIMARY TOPIC—Paul and Barn¬ abas Preach to the Heathen JUNIOR ToPfC— Paul and Barnabas* Preach to the Heathen. INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOP¬ IC— Paul Unmoved by flattery and Danger. YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT -TOP¬ IC—The Heroism of Foreign Missions I. Paul and Barnabas Preaching at I comum' (vv.- 1-7); 1. Tito It umniier of preaching (v. 1) This is suggested t>y tiie UMie word "so” In verse I. .They so,spake thus a great multitude believed They were true, preachers. Only that .which brings conviction of sin antj induces decisions for Christ cun he truly said to be preaching in the Biblical sense. 2. Their’ attitude towards opposl tion (v. 3). This Is suggested by the Word "therefore." “l.ong time therefore they tarried.” The opposition did ooi prevent their ..jp reaching, but Incited them to continue preaching. Christian workers should learn not to give up work‘because of opposition, ; 3. The 'Lord accompanied their preaching with miracles (v. S). Since the opposition was So fierce, the "Lord granted help which wds needed. 4. The effect of -. their' preaching (,v. 4.) . • -< - Tiie multitude of the city was di vided. Wliere men faithfully - preach the gospel there will be division. Such division comes frequently In the home jus! as Christ predicted,' 5. Paul and BarflabaS assaulted (y\V f> 7l. J ‘ The Jews altd 1 the Gentile’s uflited in planning this ussnnlt. Being ap prised- of t ii 1 s -ploti vP-a trl- -a rid <■Biirnabas fled to I.ystna and Derbe,-where-they preached the gospel, u. -• • ‘ •* II. An Attempt to Worship Pant «nd Barnabas as Gods (vv’.-8-18). 1. The occasion (vv. 8-1.0). Ii was the, healing of the tatn^ man God’s gracious'power shown In heal ing fids' larile man ocettSidnecDa new difficalry. The ’than wks sC’coriBtfflied cripple, ’fit*' had never walked; On liearing Utntl [►reach faith -was born in his lieari (Horn. -10-SI7). -When Paul pergeiv.ed , that. the cripple trust ed Christ, wj{h a loud voice-that.ail could Jiear he bade ihe mpn .to .stand upright. The cure wgs Instantaneous for he leaped up and walked (v. 10) i 2. The method (vv. 11-19}. Thfey calfed Barnabas Jupiteri* and Paul ’Mercuries ‘because he was the chief speaker.--The-priest of Jupiter brought oxen and garlands ready to offer sacrifice unto.those*men-’fV; IS). 3. Their efforts frustrated • (vv 14-18). , . This foolish act was happily gvcri¬ ed by the tact .of the apostles as ex: hibite'd In the address of Qie occa sion.' •' ' ”” 1 ’ (1) They denied that'they were dl, vine beings sad -declared agatnsf the worship of men of lik* passions wlfh themselves.. What awful tolly-to wor ship, such.. beings when, the infinite God, who.created, all things and- Is above all, spreading out. His bench cent hands in Messing upon all,, 1? seeking true worshipersI (2) ’ They ‘ dtretted them' to turn away from these vain' things’’ unto the living God who made heaven dm I earth, and -has left" witness of-*Him .sgjf in that -lie has always doa« good giving, ralp and fruitful season, filling their, hearts .with gladness. . Ili.’Ths S.tpniag ,of .Paul (vv 19-22). ’ ’ ........... Wieked Jews from Antioch ami Iconlum r I'aul pursued with relentless hate to this place where they stirred up the very people who Were -wllihu to worship the apostles a tittle while before. This tietred took form -in the stoning of Paul and dragging hhn-ppi of the city for dead. These, things gye easy to talk about, but.,how awful they ti’usl be ’ to experience. t Opd raised hiffi lip, and with unda’unted courage he pressed oii witfi his duties as a missionary,* bearing fhe : good’rid ings to. Mie ■ lost. The ch’ifrcti' fodd \ needs men with saeh tea) ’’and courage,_and such -a passion-for The souls of lost njen that they wiU 4* as F&ul did». : ; • ■_ .. IV. The, Organisation of Churches irf Evangelization the Field "(vy,^23-28.) *with Paul : did ■ , . noi mean a ftnsty and superficial preach ing of the gdspel. but the establish meht of a permanent - work. Elders were appointed in every chuPch. ’ The work of the missionary Is not 'den* rnitil self-governing and seif-propagat¬ ing churches ar£ established^on .the field. ,, - ^ r -j Vi ; Fly to Him If it be -tote, that -God Is not-onlv willing to befriend us, but W-spoken of as touched with sympathy Air out miseries, so as to be all ,the klpdgr.to ns the more we are miserable^ what folly were it not to fly to him without delay.—3ohn Calvin. A Verse From the Bible Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory ; but iu lowliness of mind each esteem the other better then is*.—fUiipplas* 8& i An Evening With the Spirits By RING LARON ER " ' To the Editor: The other P. M. they was a’ bunch of tta up in- Yonkers talking about what terrible spirits you get around N. 5* now days and 1 of the birds In the party name Herb says he knew nhei > they -wasssome beautiful spirits an i we said lead us to It and he took us down to.58 st. and 5 ave. and they was a doctor’s name on the door and 1 said to myself this guy will probably give us a prescription that will knock us for a ’ goal. Bui Ihe doc took us in ii inside room dud tntrddUcdd us to lady-whom they atl-tafl Medfe, witch .1-learn was short for Medium so you see the kind of spirits*we got and Bit kind we thought we was-going to get was 2 different; kinds pf,spirits. Medic was a Medium .rare, blpnde lady that could of lose 30 or 40 pounds and still talk back to Gene Tunney. A ell. , pretty ...... soon Medie and the doc and otn- party went into still another room yet where they was about 2U other guests mostly female that looked ,iik,e tpe. end of-a perfect, wash day. A alma.,mater of Oberltn colloge-ase- me to look at a kind of a close fine tha was stretched acrost the r,oqm and on ft was a bunch’ of toys, such as doll and cootie* and etc.' w'itch Medfe had told tfer Was for the baby 'spirits to play with when they got cross. We was all put around In a circle like Yale learning their slgnuls iu the 4th quarter, 1 set next to Jack and hi* Mrs. from Yonkers and the rest ot we skeptical* was scattered around amidst the believers,' * r .. “I* .’there somebody here -name it’' says.^ledie'.iso 1 says yes it was me . -“This i»-,Bd ward”- says the -spirit and Medie dtsl iue .If I had-a brother Ed' ■‘'Thi» ward, and,;J sgys yes. So Media say A* yojir brother Edward thm j was wash*l killed, in a aeddept a loug wil ago agbt Then' heT’ Edward ,,'So I says Hello yes 3 ther- yrs said ‘and l said heHd Edward how ure yon and he said ‘hefid lliefe and 1’couldn r ne/ute-it-so hefie’ft’tiie flefd'with tin , lust .word and give his utegairlione- to a Jtish-vomodiau. - -" , "OltH herw’as-Eat G’Brienh - e-ays - the dq<;„ ’.'He J*,a fanny -irishman that i* ^witji^u* eY«i¥ .fflgtit,. get his hrogm So- thei) Hat- told a. frisd story tha died e.v(ju .longer ago tht^u .Edward 'but you 36a’t k 4| feei, like razxlpg He " spirit ’so "everybody, laughed the. rigid anTount * * * ; ' ... ‘Before' tfie darkness hud, fell I hud noticed a Tlird set’tfnglover to the lefr of me'tha'f was a countryman of Norn Hoimer and now all of a sudden u. *pirM spoke-to film'in Norekl and in answered back ta the same strain fin , I neyer, anderstood Norway before hu a*, jooh aa, ,these . birds -begin; to talk v ' knew they yas saying hello,Knut helh ‘there, gnd ,etc, . Pretty soon Mcdh turned to ihe live ski Jumper, and to.Lt’ htm’ Ms mother was going (o dh “8hd seen'tier” ^ajf” , afi- right Ellen,' tfib “Well last' time say* she 1> going to dle H sayi'Medie ahd personl> I think she was right as Ellert wa around 45 yr*. old and when a niat gets that age their mother is seldom never trying out for the Yassar basket ball team. .. .. < , “Here’* a beautiful, spirit,- who doe he want" saJ* Medie next.. ‘‘He Bays "dear boy.” * ‘ ’ “Lbt* bf people 'cilH 'me that*’ ddys Herb an* guy’ ihafT li*ad bt-oughten us there- at $2.09- *r track. ' ’ ' ■•-' “Ye* it-le'youi* fattier'and he' say he was on-the-river once in a bom yvhea he-wae a .little boy and- wu I sayefi frojh drowning and he say- j something about, a dog. .Did a dogevet »wlm out and says yaur father froi. ' drowning?” “Weil ne” say* Herb after a terribh - pause. elUPuB <L#og burksd and rouseti up the neighbors and they.come to tin rescue.” “Thers that’*, evidential” S&ya tin I doe and-, several female voices says ' wonderful. , t • 1 “Shiah” say* Medie - “Is-there soon one. berg tha,t lo*t their wife?” -t "I did’,’ say* Jack from Yonkers. “Hello sweetheart’.’ says the spirit. “Hellq. Kate” says Jack. . . . , “Hello sweetheart” saya the spirit. “She must, of. forgot my name’.’ .say Jack In .tgy ear. ,. Medie. “She 1* g beautiful, spirit” say.* ; ' ,.- tills , . A long about time i got rest leak for a smoke and begin rattfiqg n clgifefte paper and a 'new splr! whanged me* on the knee cap with a megaphone and says what have you got there. ; * ~ ’ r - “That’s* Bright Eye* talking*’ say Medie. “She-wants- to know what you have got.” “Tell, her 1 got a sore knee” 1 says “Be serious” says Bright Eyes. Well they was a lot. more of then | that give ua like^hefio all the latest news frun ] Over There dear and hell-! j there and Uetto g.fl g *ii Hna and fine! | Medie came^to aod Turned up tit i lights and we tflFshbA%d off to 58 st. “Well” says Herb. “Did you ituv « brother that got killed 3 yrs. ago?” i ; “No” 1 says “Bat I know a man tim has a. brptherJSdwacd that nugjit.imo ] been killed 3 yrs, ago but what ahou thaf dog Stdry’?’ 1 ' ' “Well” Ue says “Part of It lfl tru- ! We use to have a dug once and he m to bark.” » Then Mrs. Jack from Yonkers hullo ' Jack out and we all thanked Hei-i j j for taking us to where they was not I Ing btt beautiful spirits and he ' says < you want the bad kind you can gy to . Medie evil. IBS.) THE CLEVELAND COURIER. CLEVELAND. GEORGIA. ■ x- * - WHAT FARM ACCOUNTING MEANT IN THE MANAGEMENT OF A FARM " .»’« J-’--* •• Successful Farmer Tells How Pencil Helped Guide HU Operations and Swell His income-—An Aid to Better Credit—Shows.Profits and Prevents Losses. 'T'HE owner and operator of one of the most successful dairy 4- farms in Wisconsin prepared recently for the Agricultural Commission of the American Bankers Association a first hand statement of the part farm accounting has played iti the management of his enterprise. This operator, W. J. Dougan, : tells the following story: “When I started farming I began keeping a simple cash account, but soon found that it was not sufficient for farm purposes. Such a reaovd did not take into consideration' t,he vital fac¬ tors of improvements, growth of, live¬ stock or depreciation. f “Since ,1910 i have kept a complete account on the accrual" basis. The accounts, however, are no more than my farmer can easily keep. The out I Randing benefits from keeping such ! ilsted iccounts might be as follows: The Way It Works j "1. Income tax reports made easier. -Accurate and dependable Income tax j reports can be made from the yearly iccounts. By keeping them on file 1 * am ahvavg ready to satisfy the tax ! Inspectors. . ■ • “2. Accounting makes possible a j budget system.—With the accumulat¬ ed data of the past years, i can ( make 1 nut the budget for the coming year. The income being fairly Btajble, the i budget problem Is to adjust th.e ex¬ ! penditures. if. one,branch of the busi¬ ness will need e^Jraoi'dinary expendi¬ ture such as new machinery, there 1 must he a “ut in some other branch, 1 such as building or livestock pur ! chased, or fencing. “3. Accounting gives a true basis for credit.—Especially has accounting meant for me larger credit and happy relatidns with my banker. With a SUGGESTED FARM CREDIT STATEMENT (Adapted ’from blank used by Federal Reserve Bank, Chicago) One Of The First Important Factprs In Farm Accounting , ............... - ; -^............................. .... .....X'ddre'sV V '•"*»“ ‘1” |- N * v ....................••.•••!*...... RMslnttH# Omi^ ......... •m’i'si j- *v of Surmunit * - A»..U Liabilities , ; Ca»H o\ Hand am> ;*» Bank low**** Kolm>«hnh-BxN«s. ; 'V"’ ............ 1 UmTBD «TaTI»,Mc< ( MTIES................ ’rf-M/'jitMv-...... .Ban’* •• ‘ SE’ruurrira................... Ornr.fl Salaolk ::: Hbcohko *r........................... Arcoi’NT* DrE Mst... ......... .v;..... y. ?.■.....-.bene .IVtemuid littow) *T .. .|.J........ . (nNa hi-da it. jisum) Pa Livestock (Itemued in .Sc«e«vle . vry.r Not** tab lb to Rblativb*....... ... ...... Loan'd Due M». On* Yean or Lem MitTRiiTr.. Ont*h Quick Ametr Non* Payablr to Other*......... 8*0«M ......„ rv ,^ Account* Payablb.......... • f ■ .....—........ .......... Interest mid Taxes bu* WifiuN On* Year Cam Hunt Du* on____.....'..... .................... ’U'- ft:-: *-{ f- 5 i" Total CutfmI Ll-blUt.a. .. ; fJ , ........ * Farm .U<n.suesTs ash Tools . ........ MACHiREKar, vi« Threshers Baum*, Tractor*, . - r • 4< (Itemised in’S chedule BbLow). Mortgage* okLoanh Due Afteii On* Yea* .* * . ’Investment* or Other Amkt* <Itemised Fully) . .............*.......... :r..,r ..... ■ .....->A Tatai UalkitttW. j Nat Warth..... i. - Total* LIVE STOCK . HtillMhsI Dairy Bulls #.. . Beef Bull* | . Hoars « * Rams ' $ V’chSOw" 7 tv/f .. How* t V,,lk Cow. t Beal Cow* S . . Brood Bows | — Ewes 1 Turkey* 9... : Mis. i . Heifers $ Steen I . ««• ' • - . Wetbers t Othw Foul. 1 , Cotta | Calves t Feeders 1 Stock Hog* « Lauiis 9 Growing Crop* ------ . Acre* ... , Acre* 0»U. Bu Com Bo. Wheat (§ t ............ SCHEDULE OF SEAL ESTATE RauuT iK-juription %essus No. of Acre* P vX l Amount of Interest on Givi&f County and State Title in Name of or Lot* lutumbrai.ee Mortcakes «■; 1.:-tv :. .. ................ v -<•"---- f.f,. ...... ........ ............. . -f Ca»m rka Ac Nk t. r I Kknt. Acmm num.... .. A f A iUUilsL or % o^,Gbof era Year y'.-.-y. *.......... LysNMJTY Ml LNDOMtH, *TC,.’. . I Line Finis Muiututwd Ciuilii is»u*abcm ____ ..... f 7 ............ . i lhjn.HAtu.k. os ... I .1,1 i. • • . COUNTY KEY BANKERS ho ' they? County represents are tlves of the agricultural commit tee of the state bankers association By whom appointed? Preferably by the agricultural committee in co operation with the President and Secretary of the State Bankers, As •-sooiatton, and the. Extension Dtrec tar ot the -College ot Agriculture. vVfiat are their duties? ’ t ’' l.-To get in toueh with each bank in their respective counties and get a. line on what eadh is do Ing agriculturally! t To represent the agricultural committee of the. state associa tion in'any'county matters per ij talnlng to agriculture in which banks or the L bankers associa • tion are interested. S To serve as the medium through which the assistance of banks of the county can be obtained B 1. to rheet an emergency such as .a sudden outbreak of disea’sd ot gh insect pest. complete financial statement before him the banker can intelligently deter¬ mine what credit I should have. With a full knowledgj of the farm profits in the past, I know what credit 1 shouid aecept. No farmer or business man should accept credit from his. bank unless >fie is able to put the money into productive Investment, and his margin of /profit- assures the ability to repay the loam’within a reasonable time. . A. *: > • “For the farm this reasonable time cannot -be three or six month*. The farm turnover ig. too, slow for that. A helpful and just period of farm credil for working capital must be from one to four years. “There is another benefit from ac counting—the benefit 'of kriowing whether one Is going up-’or’down. By extra sales one might be .flush of money and buy heavily, thinking he Is coming out ahead, but in reality he is sacrificing the, future. On the other hand, one might feel pinched, and have little money to spend, but in reality he is laying up capital." The bankers Agricultural Commie sion has suggested the following form of farm credit statement, indicating the records necessary to be'kept: 4. To ’•« responsible for interesting ihe banks of the dounty-in one or. more of the agricultural projects approved jointly by the state committee aud the college of agriculture. HoW can they proceed? 1. By correspondence.- ’• I. Present projects or plans at county banker meetings. I. Make personal visits fo banks of the cquaty, preferably in com¬ pany with the county agent. Kentucky’s Purebred Sire Special, sponsored by the Kentucky BankerE association, left Louisville, recently, making morning, noon, and afternoon stops.every day. Besides exchanging a purebred sire for a scrub bull at every station, registered ’’ heifer's, gilts, sheep,, and pens of-, purebred poultry were to be given away. Ex¬ hibits and discussions, together with the preparatory work in whlfcB over 500 people are engaged, should stimu¬ late raising the average production of Kentucky livestock, according to F. C. Dorsey, of Louisville, Repre¬ sentative of the Agricultural Commls aloA, American Bankers Association. FORMAL ENDING OF THE NIGHT’S DOINGS A well-known radio announcer was spending the night in the. home of a friend. The host did not know that he was an accomplished snorer, and had given his guest the adjoining room, from .which -any sound was per¬ fectly audible. They were just com fortably settled for the night when the announcer-started “broadcasting.” The entertainment. was not favorably received, and. the . host was unable to sleep a wink and'was' eontemplat ing some means for muffling the dis¬ turbing noises, when his guest stopped snoring abruptly and In a loud voice said: “Ladles and genth-men, the program to which you hyve been listening is being broadcast to yon through the courtesy of Blank & Co:,” and with this he shifted his position and they both spent the- remainder of the night in sleep. WITH A POINT Keep cool. Nine p.oints of hate is heat. Girls who powder seldom shine iu public... «•' *’ ’L A man of steel cannot :afford to,lose his tetnper. ... , Tlie wise farmer never harrows the feelings of "his wife; • * ’ After fifty,-no. sensible man Wants any more “experiences.” . A reasonable woman is one who isn’t •unreasonable all’the time. ’ ' One can; lie popular by iimk-ing a business. of accepting . advice. Few men boast how poor they once were Unless they hie now rich. Many a-wlfe hqs found It easier to live for an hleal-thnii with one. : Great political, reform's-are set in motion by the’hand that rocks" the cradle. ■ ■ ■ - - The lower the light is turned the brighter It seems for a pair of fond, lovers.” In -these times we light for ideas, and newspapers are our dm-,tresses.— Heine. . . , No young man cap succeed if he is afraid .to do a little niore ttiari tie is ■paid'for. , -; The average,married man attributes ids success to (limself and Ids, failures to Ills wife.' • - How .oft the .sight of means-to, do ill dt^ds ..njnkes deeds ill done!— Shakespeare. A man might like society more It it weren’t- necessary to -change clothe* two or threejUmea a das- ,i WHat’s the Use I.uclcn llulihifrVl. a supervisor of M, G. M. produetions. wuw -psitteutly ex plaining tlie wonders of- Yosemlte-tc the leading lady of hlsj ^company while they “vi-'T'‘'/iT’l’ocdj’iiin” in (lie won, der pai-ir. *“Ye's,-* r lie- explhlnod" point-, ing tq Kl ('api-tan, ,‘itbat was eunlouht-' edly left there bv jome-glaut glacier,” “But where Is (Tie glacier?” asked the girl 'doubtfully/' “Gone hack for another rock !” snort¬ ed the disgusted Hubbard—Los An geles Times. + Gritri Retie Now a Font \ Near tlm-FIJI -village t>f Suva where, reigned “King” Cakolmu before he gave Ids island emplrg,to Queen Vic¬ toria’ fts a expression of good will Ik a gt-fm lelie. ’ It is'a heart-sTiiipedi Stone on-wlilcli Fijian -warriors in their unregenerate days smashed oqi the brains of tlieir captives in war The Stone,'which has a depression In tlie top, now is used by I lie reformed natives ns a baptismal font. Switzerland’s "White Coal” All hough the United* States is proud of the fact that its .homes are inon modern than those of most olhei countries, it remains' a fact that 42 per cent of the homes of the nation are not yet served - with electricity •Switzerland leads the. world Ip pet ■ capita '''consumption’ of ‘electricity mainly because,- with, so many water falls in the tiny republic, Un-re is power (n every hack yard' so to speak Much Gold in'Sight ■South Dakota’s Black hills have the richest gold mine in America—the Homestake, near the. town of Lend, ac¬ cording to Capper’s Weekly. Since Its discovery in 1876 this mine has produced $20fi,(kK).<«xt in gold. Enough ore is blocked out tp furnish the mills with 4,350 tons a day for nine years. Yet the'world's appetite fdr gold must go unappeased. Making It Worth While “Will you lend me 10 innrjts?” “Young man, money tending destroys friendship, and oups- shall not be de Stroyed for 10 marks.” “Then, lend me 20 marks."—File gende Blaetter (Munich). ; Stuck! Gerald—-How are you coming along With the novel you’re writing? Geraldine—It’s just terrible! Frn so much in love with the hero that I just can’t bear to marry him off to the heroine. And Spoil It , Foozler—Oh, denrl Gulf’s .a funny ■game, caddie. Caddie—Mebbe. It all depends. Some folks'll make a joke of any¬ thing.—Humorist. Deserving Employer—How ean you ask such a high salary when you’re inexperi¬ enced? Applicant—It’s harder work when ] don't know how. | Speaking of |: | Strikes | By RING LARDNER X*-X--X«X*-X--X-*XeX--X'-X-*X--:eH-*: To tlie Editor: l made > Rip Remark the other day that 1 wished I Was, in some sort of a strike and the madam said well why don’t you get into one and 1 said how can I strike when -I haven’t got no job answer-me that which for once she would not. Well, afterwards I got to thinking it over and finely 1 seen a way to get into the game that was by organizing a husbands union and demanding a fair trial for the married men. I talked it over, with a couple other husbands whom I’m on friendly turns with them and-we set down and fig¬ ured out a set of demands which will first bp gave to other husbands for. their O. K. and then presented to the wives iu the shape of a ul¬ timatum which if each and every de¬ mand is no’t granted the married men will walk out on..them tlie day lie fore Xmas and leave them to explain to the ktds why -i$unta didn't show ' • up. »-■• * ■The demands as nmped out is as follows; 1. A 20 hour Day and a 6 Day Week. Under the present system the hus¬ band is on the job the whole 24 hrs. of the whole 7 days mid even while he is asleep he can’t dream nothing -that don’t remind him of it. The husband wants-the hrs. between 8 und 12 every night lor rest and rec¬ reation, and Sundays to themself for meditation and prayer, some¬ where s. away from the. home. 2. The Closed Mouth, Tlie way It is now you dou’t know sooner get in the house when the owner wants to know wliere you was. The hustgind wants tlie right (o not answer.’ 3. A Increase of at Least 50 Per Cent In Pocket Money. The owners is getting bigger al¬ lowances than ever before but the ■husbands is still supposed to go along on tlie old scale though it costs 3'and 5 times as much to mingle around and where a person-used to be able to get' paralyzed on .810 it now takes $25: and $30 to even feel like you wanted to bear flip Rosary. 4. Collective Marketing. ' in rare cases, the owner consults the husband us to what would lie like for, dinner.but they generally al¬ ways wait until Just after breakfast when the bare mention of food stuffs rolls the fur the .wrong way arid even when a husband can remember*1 ot Ids favorite dishes at that hr. in the morning and mentions it out loud Why he has his trouble for his pains you ■ might say, as the matter will either b<> flat-gotten arid hushed up bef-we nightfall or else they tried to get it but the man at the store advised them to pass it up as It was libel to he .a little ranged at this time of yr, or something. Jn regards to Demand #4, while 1 don't like to drag in personalities however, I feel, strained to say that i have been a husband for better or worse than 8 yrs. and have never kept It a secret from the owner that my 2 favorite viands was oyster cream stew and doughnuts and yet during the entire Eight Years War the no. of messes of doughnuts iu our home has hardly ran into double figures of 1 thumb. In tlie case of (lie doughnuts it is generally always brougliten up ttmt lard is too expen¬ sive for lardners or doughnuts- don't set good on the kids or the owner don’t know If tola can make them or not and they don’t seem to be no way of finding nur and If you get them from the bakery you don't know what Is' In them though personly I don’t give a dam as long as they taste greasy and fill you up. As far as oysters is consernod t bey’s a version in the Psaiins that Says don’t eat them only in months which is spelt with a r and though it goes vs. tlie grain for a man to speak of their wifes shortcomings suffices to say that they's many a nice girl that was horn a had speller and just as many that can't hear the looks of a calendar .around tlie house so for all as they know oysters ijniy he at their zenith In July instead of vice versa. 5. The Abolition of the Birthday, The normal husband has as many birthdays per annum as the owner but wjiere-as the husband is expegied to remember the 10 of July or what ever It is and spend the equal of half a yrs. gold dues wliere as on*the oth¬ er hand tiie owner if-they don’t for¬ get ttie 6 of March entirely why they buy you a book that until you have rend It- through you can set arm-ml evenings and pare your finger nails. That is tlie demands as they will he presented to the owners as soon os the husbands eon get organized and i hope, dear editor, ttiat you me In sympathy with this movement and will urge all tlie husbands on your staff as those amongst your subscrib¬ ers to ot once join tlie Amalgamated Married Men of America aud put a end to tlig humiliations to which a member of the servile sect becomes a party to the minute they are diug up to tiie harmenial alter and if a walk out Is necessary on Ihe date chose which' is Xmas eve why 1 hope tlie owners will see the light and bow to tlie inevitable and not try and continue in business with a gang of scabs. {££) by the Beil Syndicate. Inc.) The Human Heart There is no 'standard weight of a human heart. It varies from eight to twelve ounces.