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NOT BY A LONG SIGHT
She—Don’t you think love at first
I i sight Is the best?
lie—Not by a long ’sight.
I GOOD TAKE OFF
He—You girls seem to be trying
to Imitate the chortls girls in dress.
She—Yes. flood take off, eh?
WOULD GIVE UP
She—Before vve were married you
saiti you’d give up smoking for me.
Me—Well, I’ve now reached the
point where I’m willing to give you
up for smoking.
ALR&ADY TOLD
She—I’ll tell your fortune for a
quarter.
lie—You’ve already told it.
GOOD PROTECTION
“How can a man protect tiimseif
against love at first sight?”
“By taking a second good took.'
HAP FIGURED ALL RIGHT
Mary —Have you ever figured in any
I gripping situations?
May—Ob, been hugged n few
times.
Eskimos Show Fondness
for Phonograph Music
The Eskimo native music is made on
great hoops as big around as dish
pans, over which a skin is tightly
stretched. They are something like
drums and a good deal like tambou¬
rines-, you can take your choice which
to call them. Eight musicians and
drum-tambourines of different sizes
make an Eskimo orchestra. Each man
pound.; away with a little white rod
the lengih of a walking stick. All the
notes of the octave are thus produced.
As the players sing they play, and as
they keep perfect time, the music has
good points of its own, but it has strict
limits, so, when the Eskimo hears
real orchestral music, it delights him
extremely. When McMillan, the Arctic
explorer, last sailed for the Arctic, a
phonograph company sent him a fine
portable machine and a number of rec¬
ords. In his winter quarters, frozen
down to the ice, within nine degrees
of the North pole, the phonograph was
used continually, and concerts of
“canned music’’ were given to the Es¬
kimos.
A Lesson
Governor Martin, at a Tallahassee
reception, was talking about a cor¬
rupt official.
“The man's canting hypocrisy,’’ said
Governor Martin, "reminds me of tiie
old clothes dealer who said to Ids lit¬
tle son:
“‘Sonny, I made a mistake in giv¬
ing change to that customer what just
bought a palm (tench suit. Yes, I
gave him a dollar and a half too lit¬
tle. And this teaches us, sonny hoy,
that we should always make it a point
to profit by our mistakes.'”
Hen Faithful to Trust
Although tiie barn of Ezra Hess of
Waller, l’a., was completely destroyed |
by n windstorm, not a stick of timber
of the barn remaining Upright, a lien
sitting on a nest of eggs in a corner
of the barn was unhurt and undis- |
furbed. Willie workmen cleaned up j
Hie wreckage she remained at her
post and was so found by them when !
they pulled away some timbers.
Scientific Term
Aerodynamics is ihe branch of pneu¬
matics that treats of the laws of mo¬
tion of gasses, especially atmosphere, ,
under the influence of gravity and
other mechanical forces, and of the j
mechanical effects produced by such j
motion It includes all forces applied j
r or through the air. the forces of ;
currents, and conversely the thrust of i
propellers, and the sustaining power
of surfaces in motion.
Find* Navarre Tombs
After a long search. Canon Pubar
rat, an archeologist, has found the tost
tombs of tiie kings of Navarre in the
ancient cathedral of Lescar, a village
in tiie Pyrennees. The oldest part of
the cathedral wtts built in the Twelfth
century. In 150P the roof collapsed,
and in course of time, the location of
the tombs was lost. The, cathedral is
tc be restored.
Hawaii Best Sugar Area
StJgar planters in H awaii can grow
four or five times ns much .sugar to
the acre as those of any other sugar
producing country of the world, ac¬
cording to tiie Island territory. Ha¬
waii’s wonderful productivity, lie de¬
clares. is the result almost wholly of
scientific study and experimentation
by its sugar planters.—Gas Logic.
L’ght and Health
The relation of ultra-violet light to
health Is the most spectacular dis¬
covery in physiology in many years,
writes Hr. E. V. McCollum, in Mc¬
Call's Magazine. The proof that only
a special kind of light is effective In
promoting Ihe general health of tiie
bony system, is of profound im
oortanee.
Something Wrong
Angry Parent—These much-adver¬
tised “school shoes” I bought of you
for my boy didn't last two weeks,
when you said they would wear a
whole year.
Dealer—Why, there must he some
mistake; perhaps the boy’s been
Tearing them outside of school.
In Great Luck
Hubby freading)—Here’s a statisti¬
cal article In which it is stated every
third child born is a Chinaman.
Wifey—Oh. goodness ! What a bless¬
ing that w* have only two.
Compounding a felony is somewhat
different from pounding a felon.
Banish
Mosquitoes
Easier! Quicker!
Flit is the new, easier, quicker
way to rid your rooms of mos¬
quitoes—for comfort and health.
The handy Flit sprayer floats a
vapor that does not fall in drops,
from which no mosquitoes escape!
All die—or money back. More tor
your money in the quart sire.
C 1929 Stance Inc.
WhenFood
Sours
Lots of folks who think they hay.
"indigestion” have only an acid condi¬
tion which could be corrected in five
or ten minutes. An effective anti-acid
like Phillips Milk of Magnesia soon
restores digestion to normal.
Phillips does away with all that
sourness and gas right after meals. It
prevents the distress so apt to occur
two hours after easing. What a pleas¬
ant preparation to take! And how
good it is for the system! Unlike a
burning dose of soda—which is but
temporary relief at best—Phillips
Milk of Magnesia neutralizes many
times its volume in add.
Next time a hearty meal, or too rich
a diet has brought on the least dis¬
comfort, try—
PHILLIPS * Milk
of Magnesia
Hammer and Tongs
“Pop, what’s a monolog?"
“A monolog is a conversation be¬
tween husband and wife.”
“I thought that was a dialog."
“No, a dialog is where two persons
are speaking.”—Capper's Meekly.
It is hard to repair a broken friend
ship; but, perhaps, it. was a mistake
in tiie first place.
Mosquito Bites
HANFORD’S
Balsam of FtHyrrh
Money bark for first bottle if not suited. All dealers.
That’s Evolution
When christened, she was named
Mary. As she grew up she became
May. When she began to shine so¬
cially siie signed tier name “Mae.”
Some years ngo she married, and now
she is just “Mn.”
SO WEAK SHE
CQULDN7 WALK
Helped By Taking Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound
Gretna, La.—“After my first child
was born I took Lydia. E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Com¬
pound fqr a run¬
down condition. I
could not walk
across my room at
times, I was so
weak. A friend in¬
duced me to take
the Vegetable Com¬
pound. Since that
time I have also
taken Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Herb
Medicine and ths
Pills for Constipation, and I have used
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Sanative Wash.
I am a housekeeper and I am still tak¬
ing the Vegetable Compound as a
tonic to enable me to do my work.”—
Mas. E. F. Vickxaie, 829 Hancock St.,
Gretna, La.
W. N. U„ ATLANTA, NO. 25-1929.
Famous Indian Tower
Tiie most nearly perfect tower In
the world is said to be the Kutb
Minar, fen miles outside the city of
Delhi, India. It is 283 feet high and
its fluted sides are of sandstone shad¬
ing from purplish reds to pink and
orange.
Laugh and the world laughs with
you; growl aud the world laughs at
you.
Did the ancients enforce all their
laws; or were they human, like us?