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He (returning home from long Jour¬
ney)—And pray, how did you feel
during tny absence? You will have
missed me very much.
She—Oh. no! Every night I took
some of your old clothes and scat¬
tered them about the floor, then I
burnt a few cheap cigars in your
study, trampled tnud out of the street
ail over the stairs; and then it felt
just as if my sweet, darling husband
were at home.”—Reynold's Illustrated
Sews, London.
Other Folk*' Business
“So you advise a young man always
to mind his own business?”
"I won’t be so positive about that,”
said Senator Sorghum. “A first-rate
politician tins the art of convincing
most everybody that he is attending
to their business better than they
could do it for themselves.”—Wash¬
ington Star.
BETTY’S HALLUCINATION
“You say the newly married couple
aren't very well together?”
“Unfortunately it’s true.”
“Let’s see. It was a cflse of love at
first sight with Betty, wasn’t it?”
“Yes, and now she’s beginning to
think site ought to have her eyes
tested.”
We're Lucky, Feller*!
It women were not dumb
Man’s chances would be slim
Of ever finding one
Who'd Igve and marry him.
A* Other* See U*
Mr, Eagle bird—How do voudike this
lnnd of the free and home of the
brave?
Lord Blessus—What I admire about
your country is that the women are
free and the men brave enough to
stand for it.
Better Out*ide
Lily—Weren’t you invited to Pan¬
sy’s corning out party?
Hose—No, and i wasn’t sorry after
1 saw the sbrt that were going in.
SHE MADE JAMS
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“When she has ciiarge of it does
your wife try to preserve your car?”
“I've never known her to try to pre¬
serve the car, but she often makes
traffic jams.”
Temperament
The climate's ups and downs we see
With feelings far from gentle.
This old thermom has proved to Be
Too wildlv temperamental!
Grave Error
Applicant—Well, ’ere 1 am to see
abaht that job you advertised.
Boss—I see. Do you think you can
do the work?
Applicant—Work? Lor’ lumme. 1
thought you wanted a foreman!—
London Answers.
And There You Are!
Blinks—1 get tired of the crowds
and the hurry of the city.
Jinks—So do 1. but the lonesome¬
ness and tiie monotony of the coun
try would drive me nutty.
Lot in Their Favor
Blinks—How are you going to like
your new neighbors?
Jinks—All right, 1 think. My wife
watched the moving vans unload and
there wasn’t a sign of a piano, radio,
phonograph- or a saxophone case
among their belongings.
Within the Law
Doctor—Do you assimilate your
food. Aunt Liza?
Aunt Liza—No, Ah doesn't, sah. Ah
buys it open an’ honest, sah.—Path
finder.
CHICKEN HOUSES
NEED IMPROVING
Lack of Light or Ventilation
Discourages Hens.
Many old poultry hquses are laek
/ng in light or ventilation or both.
Where ample light is already provided
through windows but ventilation Is
Inadequate, it is often best to remove
.lie upper sasli of the windows. If
:here are not enough windows, addi¬
tional openings should be cut in the
apper part of tiie front waii.
“Under Kansas conditions it is de¬
sirable to make these openings equal
to about one-tenth of the floor space,
flail screen over these openings will
serve to keep the poultry in and ro¬
dents out,” suggests Walter G. Ward,
extension architect, Kansas State
Agricultural college, in giving hints on
raproving the old poultry house.
“Frames covered with a light weight
of muslin may be provided in the
front openings to protect the flock
during very cold or stormy weather.”
Many old chicken houses are un¬
necessarily high and are very cold
during the winter months, continues
:he building specialist, lie says a
simple remedy is to construct a straw
jelling or loft. The straw is pref¬
erably carried on inch mesh poultry
netting. For supports 2x4 inch cross
ties placed every 4 feet will be prac¬
tical. About 1 foot of loose straw is
placed on the netting and small open¬
ings in each end above the straw
serve to keep it dry. The straw is left
in the poultry house throughout the
year.
Find Sour Milk Good |
Ingredient of Protein
Sour skim milk in unlimited quanti¬ i
ties gives a higher total and average
?gg production, higher profit over feed
:
cost, and produced eggs at a lower
feed cost than semi-solid buttermilk, !
dried buttermilk, meat scrap or sour
skim milk whey. Tiie dried butter¬
milk and semi-solid buttermilk pens
gave a smaller percentage of large eggs
and a larger percentage of small eggs
than did the sour skim milk pen. Some
skim milk whey is inferior to the other
feeds iu every way. The dried but¬
termilk pen gives the highest hatch
ability.
A comparison of semi-solid and dried
buttermilk shows the semi-solid pen
gives higher per cent production and
eggs per pullet. The dried pen,
however, gives slightly higher yearly
average profit over feed cost per pul¬
let, cheaper feed cost per dozen eggs
and higher hateliability.
The results of experiments indicate
that a vegetable protein supplement to
sour skimmed milk, such as peameal,
alfalfa meal, and beanmeal, is produc¬
tive and profitable. In production and
profit over feed cost, the supplements
t alfalfa meal, bean
ranked: Peameal,
meal, then no supplement.
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Poultry Hints
Shut up or sell male birds.
• » *
Cleanliness is the best preventive of
poultry diseases.
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Brooder houses should be placed
where the drainage is good.
* * *
Store the eggs in a cool cellar if
possible. Market them twice a week.
* * *
Feed poultry yellow corn, cod-liver
oil, milk and leafy feeds for vitamines.
* * *
Young chicks should be encouraged
to roost at an early age. The chicks
will become accustomed to roosting if
a low roost which slopes from the
floor back of tiie hover to the rear of
tiie house is provided.
* • •
What kind of eggs are going to
market this summer? Demand for
them may be increased by proper care.
Be sure the hens have plenty of clean,
airy nests well filled with litter—one
nest for every five or six hens.
* • *
Bound out the corners of the brood¬
er house to keep the chicks from
crowding.
* * *
Artificial brooding of chicks in¬
volves the problems of providing a
suitable shelter for them on ground
which is free from worm parasite in¬
festation.
• • «
Be sure the old liens and young
stock have plenty of ventilation dur¬
ing tiie hot summer months. Open the
rear ventilator in the house and take
out the windows.
* • *
Small eggs produce small chicks.
The size of next year's eggs depends
first upon breeding, second upon feed¬
ing.
• • •
Encourage chickens to roost while
they are still young to prevent crooked
breast bones and crowding and to aid
ventilation.
* • *
Bariev is considered a very good
feed for poultry. It is richer in pro¬
tein and carbohydrates than oats, and
lias less crude fiber. In some sec- j
tions it is made a substitute for corn.
XTEVER wait to see if a headache
an w ju “wear off.” Why suffer
when there’s Bayer Aspirin? The
millions of men and women who
use it in increasing quantities relieve every such
year prove that it does
pain. The medical profession effect pro¬ the
nounces it without on
heart, so use it as often as it can
spare you any pain. Every druggist
always has genuine Bayer Aspirin
for the prompt relief of a headache,
colds, neuralgia, lumbago, etc. Fa¬
miliarize yourself with the proven
directions in every package.
(SAspirin
Aspirin Monoaceticacideater is the trade mark of Bayer Manufactar*
of of Salicylicacid
New Accetiory
The apparently respectable man
was brought into a court for u petty
theft. The Judge interrogated him,
and it appeared lie had been caught
running off with a sign from a con
structUm jolt.
“What did the sign say?” tiie judge
asked.
“‘No Help Wanted.’”
“Well, What in tiie world did you
want with it?”
■ y on see, judge,” was the meek
answer, “I was going to hang it in
the back of my car, where my wife
could see it.”
Big Business
Passer-by (suspiciously)—Why are
you begging with two hats?
Beggar—Trade is so brisk that I’ve
had to enlarge my premises.—Itayai
Arcanum.
Democracy encourages everybody to
express his opinion, regardless; but
worthwhile ones are still rare.
A Sour
Stomach
In tiie same time it takes a dose of
soda to bring a little temporary relief
of gas and sour stomach, Phillips
Milk of Magnesia has acidity complete¬
ly checked, and the digestive organs
ail tranquilized. Once you have tried
this form of relief you will cease to
worry about your diet and experience
a new freedom in eating.
This pleasant preparation is just as
good for children, too. Use it when¬
ever coated tongue or fetid breath
signals need of a sweetener. Physi¬
cians will tell you that every spoon¬
ful of Phillips Milk of Magnesia neu¬
tralizes many times its volume in acid.
Get the genuine, the name Phillips is
Important. Imitations do not act the
came!
PHILLIPS L Milk
of Magnesia .
WOMAN SICK
THREE YEARS
Helped By Lydia E. Pinkham’*
Vegetable Compound
Little Rock, Ark.—“I was sick for
three after my last baby came.
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family and do the work for all. Your
Compound made me a well woman,
and I have a happy home now. I al¬
ways try to keep a bottle of the Vege¬
table Compound in the house and I tell
everyone about it for 1 know it wul
help'them.”—M rs. H. A. Adams. R. r.
T-, c t.ittia "Rock. Arkansas.
could hardly walk
and could not eat
nor sleep as I
should because I
was so nervous. 1
took seven bottles
of the Vegetable
Compound and used
that number of bot¬
tles of Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Sana¬
tive Wash and
I am feeling just
fine. 1 have a large
