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3 RULES
big help to BOWELS
What a ioy to have the bowels move
like clockwork, every day! It’s easy,
if you mind these simple rules of a
famous old doctor:
1. Drink a big tumblerful of water
before breakfast, and several
times a day.
2. Get plenty of outdoor exercise
without unduly fatiguing your¬
self.
3. Try for a bo-tfel movement at
exactly the same hour every day.
Everyone’s but bowels need help at
times, the thing to use is Dr.
Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. You’ll get
leave a thorough insides cleaning-out, and it won’t
your weak and watery.
This family doctor’s prescription is
just fresh laxative herbs, pure pepsin,
and other helpful ingredients that
couldn’t hurt a child. But how it
wakes up those lazy bowels! How
good of all you feel with your system rid
that poisonous waste matter.
Dr. W. B. Caldwell s
SYRUP PEPSIN
A Doctor's Family Laxative
Bos* Yourself
Bearn first to be your own man¬
ager. Xo one can be trusted with
leadership until he has learned to
discipline himself. Slnin shiftless¬
ness, greed, selfishness. It is diffi¬
cult to keep from the pinnacle of suc¬
cess the man who is master of him¬
self.—Grit.
Denver Boy
is a Winner
Every mother real¬
izes how important
it is to teach chil¬
dren good habits of
conduct but many of
them fail to realize
the importance of
teaching their chil¬
dren good bowel hab¬
its until the poisons from decaying
waste held too long in the system
have begun to affect the child’s
health.
Watch your child and at the first
sign of constipation, give him a little
California Fig Syrup. Children love
its rich, fruity taste and it quickly
drives away those distressing ail¬
ments, such as headaches, bad breath,
coated tongue, biliousness, feverish¬
ness, fretfulness, etc. It gives them a
hearty appetite, regulates their stom¬
ach and bowels and gives tone and
strength to these organs so they con¬
tinue to act normally, of their own
accord. For over fifty years, lead¬
ing physicians have prescribed it for
half-sick, bilious, constipated chil¬
dren. More than 4 million bottles
used a year shows how mothers de¬
pend on it.
Mrs. C. G. Wilcox, 3855% Wolff
St., Denver, Colorado, says: “My son,
Jackie, is a prize winner for health,
now, but we had a lot of trouble with
him before we found his trouble was
constipation and..began giving him
California Fig Syrup. It fixed him
up quick, gave him a good appetite,
made him sleep fine and he’s been
gaining in weight right along since
the first few days, taking it.”
To avoid inferior imitations of
California Fig Syrup, always look for
the word “California” on the carton.
Precarious Enterprise
“What happens to a man who car¬
ries water on both shoulders?" asked
the youth who is learning politics.
“Well,” replied Senator Sorghum,
“I tiate to use slang. But as a rule
lie gets soaked.”
Is Your Rest
Disturbed^
Treat Disordered Kidney
Function Promptly.
A nagging backache, with
bladder irritations; burning,
scanty and too frequent pas¬
sage and getting up at night,
may warn of disordered kidney
function. Thousands recom¬
mend Doan’s Pills in these con¬
ditions. Praised for 50 years by
grateful users the country over,
sold by dealers everywhere.
Doan’s
One
Wonderful
Week
by
C. S. Forester
(WNU Service,)
Copyrifht by Bobbs-MerrlU Co.
THE STORY
Harold Norman Atridgre, an or¬
phan, lives with his great-aunt •
Matilda, who reared him. At her
death he finds himself penniless.
At the close of the war he gets
work in a bank. Tennis is his
only recreation. Taking a mes¬
sage to Marjorie Clarence, he
finds.her father in the throes of
delirium tremens. Harold is bad¬
ly bunged up in trying to quiet
the old man.
CHAPTER III—Continued
— 8 —
All his pleasant neutral habits had
been upset. He had missed some
hours of his usual nine hours’ sleep;
he had missed his train; lie had missed
his breakfast. He had borrowed
money. He had excited gossip in Scae
Fell View. And—great Scott? The
club! He had forgotten the club!
A dozen members of the club had seen
him off at seven o’clock to, call for
Miss Clarence. The last of them
would leave about nine-thirty, and dur
fng the interval nothing would have
been seen of Mr. Atridge nor of Miss
Clarence. His very clothes were still
dangling in the club dressing room!
Harold knew what that club was like.
He knew that half the members would
draw conclusions, and he knew that
half the rest would allow their conclu¬
sions to be drawn for them. He knew
that in the evening excited gossip
would be dying from lip to lip. Har¬
old groaned at the vivid mental pic¬
ture.
As an afterthought there was Miss
Clarence to consider. She would not
like gossip about herself, either. Cer¬
tainly nothing could be said about her
father having delirium tremens. Har¬
old’s limited inventive power could
not possibly devise a story which
would explain all the circumstances
and suppress any reference to deli¬
rium tremens while at the same time
leaving no food for thought to a nasty
mind. What could he say? Harold
pressed-his burning forehead and tried
to concentrate on the knotty point.
Concentration, however, was diffi¬
cult, for there continually flitted
across the mental screen of Harold’s
visualizations things which had no
place there at all. Two little white
butterflies came, and went, darting
into the picture and out again in dis¬
tracting fashion. Two tiny white
hands they were, very frail, slim-fin¬
gered, cool-palmed. Sometimes they
pillowed a pathetic little head droop¬
ing with weariness. Sometimes in¬
stead they were being daintily, amaz¬
ingly efficient with cups and saucers.
Tiny fingers. Ifittle pink nails.
Harold pul 1 id himself up with a
jerk. What'in the world did he think
he was up to? He had never thought
about any portion of any girl before;
he had never even bothered to look
sidelong at girls’' legs as they went
by on bicycles. Far less had he ever
caught himself thinking about pink
fingernails.
But he was in no mood whatever
for self-analysis, and the habit was
foreign in him anyway, so that his
thoughts went off once more at a tan¬
gent. abruptly. Today was Friday,
and he must remember to draw his
usual week’s money—especially as he
had very little of Danvers’ half-crown
left. Mrs. Pound would present her
bill in the morning. Usually Harold
looked forward to this. He could
never help feeling a tingle of con¬
scious pride as he paid it, fishing the
pound notes nonchalantly out of his
pocketbook and adding the exact sil¬
ver. But Harold was not' looking for¬
ward to tomorrow’s function. He had
a black eye and a blotted ’scutcheon,
and he was not looking forward to
anything In particular.
And he had promised .Miss Clarence
to call at Hillbrow crescent that eve¬
ning. He didn’t know really why he
had promised it; he was not in the
habit of’calling on girls; and a thou¬
sand times not in the habit of calling
on girls who were likely to be alone
In the house because their father might
be in hospital with D. T's. But Miss
Clarence would not think about that
side of it, of course. She was too
innocent and trusting. Just a little
child, in fact—it was absurd to keep
on thinking of her as Miss Clarence.
She was Marjorie, of course. A little
child—Harold thought of her as she
had lain worn out on her bed the
night before. It was tunch time be¬
fore he left off thinking about her, and
even then he was sublimely uneon
•dons of the faet that the memory
had consumed two whole hours of the
time for which the bank paid him.
He added another item to the list
of things he had done which he had
never done before in his life. He left
the office early, having reached it late.
At twenty minutes to five he pushed
aside- the deposit ledgers (now nearly
a whble day behindhand) and left his
desk. He gained his hat unobserved,
CLEVELAND COURIER
and sidled out of the office. He was
jangled and sleepy and cross and
nervous and irritable. He felt that
another five minutes in the office
would make him scream the roof off.
The deposit ledgers were hideously
repulsive to him,
IJut there was method as well as
blind nervous Irritation about Har¬
old’s evasion.. For he arrived at Scae
Fell View half an hour before dinner
time, and, without wasting a moment,
he dashed upstairs, grasped his tennis
bag, and dashed out again. Five min¬
utes later the still empty--courts of
the Morley Park Tennis club saw a
furtive arrival. He scuttled into the
pavilion. Then in furious haste he
stuffed liis bag with the clothes which
hung on the hooks in the dressing
room—a neat blue serge suit with a
block stripe, heat black shoes and
socks, plain white linen shirt and
cellular underwear. Then With bulg¬
ing bag he scuttled out again, back to
Scae Fell View. Harold had suc¬
ceeded in getting his clothes away
from the club without being subject
to questionings. He could stay away,
now, until the possibility of such
questionings elapsed.
Dinner time arrived at Scae Fell
View. Mrs. Pound sat at the foot of
her long dining table, serving cold beef
to her six gentlemen lodgers.
"Quite a good black eye, that,’’, said
Marks, professionally, to Danvers,
looking across to where Harold sat at
Mrs. Pound’s left hand.
Harold said nothing, but waited pa¬
tiently for the maid to reach him with
the vegetables.
“It’s the quiet ones that are always
the worst,” said Mason. “We’ll have
him ringing up one night to get us to
bail him out.”
“Now we .can guess where he gets
lo in the evenings,” said Brierly. “It
isn't always tennis, that's clear.”
“One good hinge deserves another,”,
said Owen (alias Puddingface the Un¬
pleasant) on Harold’s left.
“I’m sure we’ve talked about it
quite enough,” interposed Mrs. Pound,
“and. if everybody behaved as well as
Mr. Atridge the world would be a
better place, I’m sure.”
Conversation died a sudden death,
but Harold,. sitting blushing at his
corner of the table, knew that it only
awaited a further stimulus- to rise
from the dead; he knew that he was,
unwontedly, the center of amused at¬
tention, and he hated it. ’
And then at last every one scraped
back his chair, and cigarettes came
into evidence; Dinner was over. Har¬
old did not dally with the others. Not
he'. The very thought of remaining
with them roused him to panic. Hop¬
ing he did not show this panic, but
actually displaying it in every move¬
ment, he fished out half-a-crown and
tossed it onto the table at Danvers.
“There’s your 'half-crown. Thanks,”
he said, and with that he was out of
the dining room and into the hall
quicker than lightning. One grab for
his hat, and he was out of the front
door. Being the center of interest In
that sort of way was not in the least
to the liking of Harold Norman Atridge.
He had promised to go to Hillbrow
crescent and see Miss Clarence. Sud¬
denly lie became aware that he did
pot really want to go to Miss Clar¬
ence. Everything seemed to be warn¬
ing him against it; his instincts, his
sense of propriety,, liis natural cau¬
tion. He was quite sure in his mind
that were his Great-aunt Matilda alive
again she would disapprove very
strongly of any connection with Miss
Clarence. Of a sudden he became
aware that all his moonings and im¬
aginings of the day had unfitted him
for an encounter with her in the flesh.
Harold dreaded the change in his af¬
fairs which he felt acutely conscious
she would bring about (the process
had begun already; was not the club
barred to him?) ; be was shy of meet¬
ing her; if there Was anywhere else
where he could go he won Id* go there
at once. And then Harold found that
his legs on their own initiative had
brought him to the gate of number
forty Hillbrow crescent. He was so
surprised that the next thing he found
himself doing was knocking at the
door.
Some seconds elapsed, and then Miss
Clarence opened it to him.
“.Good evening,” site said.
“Good evening,” said Harold.
They stood and looked at each other
for a space.
“Won’t you come in?” said Miss
Clarence, a little tardily.
- “Thank you,” said Harold.
. (TO BE CONTINUED.)
Buddhist Cave Temples
Though the Ceylon Buddhists did not
make such fine cave temples as their
fellow religionists in India, there are
several which are of more than pass¬
ing interest. One very curious exam¬
ple is to be found at Dambulla, not far
from Kandy, where natural caves have
been enlarged, and huge images have
been carved in the Interior. But mod¬
ern structures have been built in front
of-these caves, thus spoiling the whole
conception. The whitewashed brick
walls seem very incongruous In the
vicinity of ancient cave temples, which
are probably nearly two thousand
years old.
Valuable Food Experiment*
The value of laboratory experiments
in the field of foods is pointed out by
Lawrence H. Baker In Hygeia Maga¬
zine. In natural forms the substance
that benefits the human body Is often
mixed with harmful impurities that
may retard its action when taken into
the human body.
As soon as a plant or animal tissue
is found to'yield a substance possess¬
ing medicinal value, scientists and the
atom chasers seek to isolate the active
principle^ and to reduce then? to thelf
utmost simplicity.
Steamer* Among Cloud*
The Pacific Steam Navigation com¬
pany’s motor ship La Pass recently
left Liverpool for South America. In
her hold was pa,eked a complete
steamship, capable of carrying 100
passengers and heavy cargo. At Mol
leiido, in Peru, all these thousands of
plates, rivets, funnels, boilers, en¬
gines, fittings, and furniture were to
lie repacked into trains and carried
220 miles to Puna, on the shores of
Lake Titicaca, 12,500 feet above the
sea, where the ship was to be assem¬
bled for entering tbe lake service.
Tills Is the eighth steamer to be sent
to Puno in this way; the first was
sent in 1861.
Ice Sixty Year* Old
Steam shovels struck a mass of
frozen debris during stripping oper¬
ations in Yorktovvn, Pa., at a time
when the workingmen were almost
prostrated by the hot weather. Dyna¬
mic had to he used to crack the
Ice which had formed nearly 60 years
ago during a severe winter. Waste
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Carry Bayer Aspirin when you
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tablets in the
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materials from the coal mines had
insulated the frozen debris so that
it never thawed.
A Brava Man’* Speech
Samuel H. Church, the hend of the
new Liberal party, said in New York
the other day:
“To belong to our new party will
take courage. But nothing can be
done without corn age. Remember
what Pompey the Great said when
he wanted to sail his grain ships to
starving Rome and the sailors were
afraid to raise anchor on account of
the terrible storm.
“ ‘It is necessary to go,’ said Pom¬
pey. ‘It is not necessary to live.’ ”
Hope Eternal
. Owen—When can I expect pay¬
ment on that debt you owe me?
Moore—Always.
If you want things done in poli¬
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all your life long, keep a forlorn
vigil at the shrine of failure.
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Keeps dlraotad. Flna oartlclua of uod
Get an ounca and u«« » such pimples liver
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Wax brings wrinkles out the Powder your youi ‘ ired Saxolite
remove use one ounce
diesolved in one-half pint witch haxel. At di rug stores.
Beauregard’* House
A house that was the home of Gen¬
eral Beauregard before and during
the Civil war, the birthplace of Paul
Morphy, master of chess, and the
scene of a noted vendetta in the
Vieux Carre of New Orleans, has
been restored by Beauregard House,
Inc., an organization formed to pre¬
serve it as a historic monument. It
was built 120 years ago.
For it over has been 50 Malaria
years household Chills
the
remedy fo r all and
forms of
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