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PARODY
** AUnm lh' b <‘l>* ani th“ f i-r Imo «n t u
U> ihc Auih>»i ol ilie “ Murk.”
Giles Jo'.lup (hr Grave , an I Brown
Sally Green,
A DOCTOR fa prim a (Irffj fi
' ; ;v,
Hob a-ix-bbcil in fuinc fight tig't ma al* I
i)ui, ;
T liry in k• ii ) the c jj dial wi’h i; ur 11 de- j
lif h; ;
Ci cs Jl»i ' t! e O r av* wni j rt five Ice t
in hr gfii,
And lour ic. I ihc Brown Sail) Orecn,
•* And a •** fiid Ci <*» Jnltup, t( to nior«
row 1,0
T.» l hvlie a lei cnfii !on^,
At f me li cpniny huj, < r jcr. api the May*
or*» (how,
y uM tumble in lave wi h f me fmart
»ity lift 11,
And with nim fliarc ir ihop in tin
11 1 anil.
«< Lo;d ! ho-i” ran think f> ?” brown
b. I'j Ciren lai ‘ t
• Y ii mull know mtp,h y little of ne ;
F.r if you b nv ug, ui 1 1 >on he dead, I
4 uve.tr, p n my ihat none in y.ur
lie id '
8h i. husband of Sally Green be,
“ And if r ? c f r another my heart fltould
lift :Ji ,
Fa f io 'on ai d ihe *'aith wbl h I gave,
C id giant, il a , a I omner, too amply fup
. . .
O.e -ra mg nay give me a pain »n the
fi.'lr :
Miy )« nr,■ iioft henbiinp rhubarb to phy
lie hr bride.
And lend me we Udofed to ihc grave •’
A 'ay went poor Gi’cs to what place i
not i« Id,
Sally e l l, till lire blew her nofc* furr !
Jjm if.it i e Ii “I a twelvcmoiuh elapiV
whtfn behold !
A Brcwei, q itc llylifh, hit gig that wa)
rol d,
And Uopp’j ii at Sully Grcen’i daor.
His wealth, his pul-1 elly, and w! i key ol
cane,
Soon mndehrr nntn e to he. esws !
The ( cam ol lining beer now Urwildered
J,er b a.n,
Uc caught her wbi’e lipfy ! denials were
\ an,
So be tarried her h me at his i,iouft.
A ul t o v the r Bfl beef had been bleflM by )
ihe . rie 11 j j
To cl fltn ow Hi* gueft Tiad begun •
y ,t)«n d nail "ke a *. If, fell ihc t-ii.’e
on ilir leufl *
ivory ci had he cluiil of her knife and fork
crafrd,
When n bcil fiwai a duftmaa’s) lolled
UNt!
Th> nfi wih nTi' zeme.’. t brown Sally)
G een found
Thai a ll a v.av fluck by her ft W :
His tta>. aid h s rudles wt.b luufi *cu
cm i owi <d :
He eat in *i, he d .ji k not, bu r turning him
II mid,
Sent fomc pudding ana/ to be fried > J
His w : g wn turned and fhort was
his height,
H s aj rou v as dirty to \ lew ;
T.c w< m i (<'li! wraiidroMs I) we ehufhed
»l h n hi !
The eat-, as hrv ex ed him dew back
(w el hey nngh )
Fr h s ) was ,cs gicm and blue !
Now all wfhed to f- e k, but none knew
what to lav,
They !• ■ ke.i nigh v ft n ilh atul queer,
/11 i.j’h f kc h In i c, while Ihc ircm* 1
bled— “ ! pr:i' ,
De r li , 'i ur je: uke r fl e yen wmiM lav
And pr kc vf Km: iltong or I mail I
Leu l w
7 he fenv f rt f» is Tr ent ; ihe ftrerger co n
plie;,
>• d1 ii w : i* In in ) s frz deigns to null,
i Adzouks !wut a TjUaii f>a ; i) ga.c through
* futptizc i
L ke a iig ih\i is ftnek bow file epered j
hei e cs,
VNhm lie rctncnurJ Joilu.’s Larc
:k II i
E ih irifs then es cl timed, while Ihe turn
ed up • c ii cui
** Si-, 'oni Is it is n't ft' to lc f;cr
7i c pot toy* ian b y n.d the pot baj s run
iltr,
And could n t cricave what (he noil'c j
was au-mt
V' fc i: the addi«ilcd Sally Green ;
•« Beb M me, thru 112-firl! bi h >!d me V f '•
h'* cr ed ; •
“ Y"u\e bfocen the faith which you
ga re,
G d fi a it:, that, to punifh your faUchood
and pride,
Q.'er eniji g ihaold give you a pain in your
fide ;
Come I *vhl l o w this rhubarb ! I’ll phyft- ll ,r
b in
And .<ad herwell dofed io the grave .
Thut fulpg, the phyfic her throat heforc
ed d )\vn,
1 1 fpiie of whatever fhe could fay ;
|*h<n bo e to his chariot the datnlci fo
iruwn ;
Nor ever was flie feen is thit Sown,
Or the doiftor who wbilked her away.
Not ln el the Brewer end none
Jime thai limr,
To trake ufe of the brew-houfe pre
foinc ;
For its fi miy btl evedj that by order fuh
lim e,
There Sully Green Tuffcrs Ihe pain of hci
c rrne.
And to g't out of the room.
At midnight f< ur times in each year does
I or f >r g if,
V’iih Uuicki m tde thr chamber rcfo’ind,
4 1 wi.n’i take the rhubarb ! * Ihc fquaJis
in a Irght,
While n iup in his leftiiand, a draught in
his right,
Giles JoJlup purfues her around!
With wigs fo well powdered, I heir fees
while they crave,
Dai eng iound them twelve Dollars are
fte”,
They d< nk chicken-broatb, w hlie this hor
rible flavc,
It twang’d through each nofe—“ To Giles
Jo I up the G ave,
And h.s patient, the lick Sully Green
HISTORICAL ANECDOTZS.
The emperor, Charles the
Fifth, when at Wertemberg,
was deftied by Come of his oHi- 1
ccis to order the bones of Luther
to be dug up and burnt. He
nobly told (hem, “ I have now
nothing farther to do with Lu-j
'her. He has henceforth ano* I
rher judve, whole juiifdi6tion
if is not 1 wful for me to ufurp.
Know, that I make no war with
the dead, but with the living
| who ft ill continue to attack
me.'*
SaJadin , Soldc.no/ Egypt,
Saladin, the Soldan of Egypt,
(hough he had dominions
e ongh of his own, was always
ready, when occahou offered
to make free with other people's.
At his return, without fuccels,
from the Hege of Mnufel, in
Syria he feized into his hand*
the whole lordfhip of Emeffi,
in p'ejudice to the right of Nafi
Fdihn, the young piince who
claimed it. And this he did
upon pretence that the father of
the youth had foifeitsd it, by
giving countenance to confede
l racics aga'nfl the So!dan's inter
eft. Saladin. howtv r, ordered
( that proper care ihould be taken
of the injured prince’s educa
tion ; and being defirous to ob- |
ferve what progicfs he made in
his fludies, he was brought
day before Soldan, wdio aiked
him, with much gravity, in ivhat
pa t of the Alcoran he was
reading ? “ f am come,” replied
the young prirre, to the fui prife
of ad near him, “ to that verfe
which informs me, that he who
devours (he eftates of orphans,
is not a king, but a tyrant/* The
Soldan was much lUuicd at the
: turn and fpirit of this repartee;
b >tafr* r a paufe and recollection
returned the youth this generous
anfver: “he who fpcaks with
fuen rcfolution, would aft with
lo much courage, that I reftore
vott to your fathers poffeffions :
lett I (hould be thought to ftan H
in fear of a viitue which I on'y
icveience."
Dionyfius the e’der, having
taken the city of Rhegium, after
a long hege ; Phyto (by whom
the city forces hidb'en com
manded, and who 1 ;ad figtialized
himfelf by the mod. eminent
bravery and love r o his country)
fe ! a Dcrifice to the lavage ie*
fertment of the ronqueior, Di
onyfius o»de.< d him to he tied
to the »op cf an high military
machine, and in that manner to
I be earned through all the ranks,
for a g izing (lock to the viftoii
ous army. Wh le this cruel
ceiemony was peiforming, the
tyrant, in hopes of augmenting
the furrows of Phy o, fent an
herald to in o m h rn that u yef
terday his 11 1 had been thrown
into the fea " To which the
ihuHnous captive anfwercd,
then mv f>n n ha; pier than myfelf
by one day. D > unifius perceiving
that Phyto’s great nets of foul
was yet nnfubdued by the vari
ous indigni ies hitherto inflifted,
had ti n led tiuoip h the city
! with t xe utioners behind him,
who cou ged hun all the way
wbi ear yer p ocl timed !i the
jtia;tor Phyto is thus treated, lor
h tvi gliiufd up the inhabitants
of Rhegium to rebellion.'’-
rn
“ No/’ anbveied the unconqucr
ed hero, “ you Ihould rather
(ay, that ih s ufage is inflicted
on a 1 ver of his country, be
cmfe he would not facrifice its
ibe: ties to a tyrant." Dionyfius
equally afton (bed and intimida
ted by fuch exalted fi mnels,
dheftly oidcred him to be
thrown into the (ea : whole
w tves loon overwhelmed as
much of Phyto ?s could die,
a d tianfmitted his immortal
;art to that world of (pi:its,
where the e are no pumfhmcnts
for vi'iue, and where tyranny
cannot come.
I
FUR sale,
Onth’ FIRST TUBS DAT in Fihu.ny next,
tht Ma kit Hjuji, in JLouitV. le,
A TRACT of LAND, on the I_ouif• ills
/a Roa adj lining lards or Joicj’h
C airs aid Archib. 1) Luilr, containing
:Q' Acres. Six m«n hs cieiit will be
given, on givi g frrn i?y.
Archibald Woods.
2 2.
DANI EL M'DOWELL,
Boot and Shoe Maker,
Hat REMOVED liom Brosd-;ireef, to
CKfihN STREET, »l:erj nil «o k it.
his MO-, will be cJ wiia ncamefs
and dif )au 7i,
'J.snna’y 22.
caution.
IfFORWAKN a I P.-rfr r.s fro n rurchT
JL -nr a NOTE of HAND, given to c I
vsnoke* Burn., in July, ai .d r a>ab ein
Mattn. u vv.ii gucu on a contract, j.nd
Uj: contract not t o;np!j:d with
John Sapp;
Januarj n, x *
WANTED TO HIRE,
liy tbf Wed or Alon/h r
A NEGRO Wfi.sCH, w o can Crk,
Wafh and Inn; tor fuch a one,
g*nercus W*gei wih be given. £i quite
at ili s Offices.
January 2 2.
FOR S A L F,
Cheap for Cajh,
London d ffi Banket*
Wnitf, H n? and Giceu Plaint
*v h c ard fled Flannels
Ra h C atingi
Superfine Broad Cloths
Second do. do.
| Black Buff ard Grey Cafljmere*
Fdlii unable SuandoWQ and Ca&mere Veil
Shape*
Marfci !«», Jean* and Jcanet do.
Clouded a: d Silk Nankeen*
Royal Rtbb* and Dei immi
Velvcrc's, Cordmoy* ar .o Tliickfiet*
B ack, B ue and Pink Durants
C duos and Chintzes
Tailioied, f tigged, Triped and p’ain
I court and Bock Muflin
Mu in Shaw's and Tianckcrchicij
B ( k an i Jaconet
C avals and Gotten Cambrick*
B aik Sik Handkerchief*
Ribbons and Ferretings
Sewing Silk and Twiik
Mens Dear Skin Glove*
liifh Linen, 3 4 and 4-4 wide
White and Brown Sheeting*
Oz 'aburgs
Mens, Wcm-nj and Youths Cotton and
WOl ft'd Hofc
Mcnr, Womens and Youths Shoe*
f.utics Morocco Sandals
Mr * and Womens and fine Hafs
Guiles, Tcflamrnt* and S.eiliug Books
Federal Ready Reckoner*
D.ftionancs, and a variety of fmall
rics
I ik Powder, and beft Dutch Quill*
Violins
Looking GlaTci
Iv. ry Comb*
R z ts a id Cafes
Gut and Pitted Bu'lonf
L irpr and fmall do.
Pen K’t'vcs
K.ui\ cs an d F >rks
Tab'e Sp« o.l*
Trunk and Chefl Lock*
MaJriIc a d Briolc Buckles
1 Stirrup Irons and Bridle Bit*
! s hoe K. rives, Ta ks, Awi BlaJci
P' errs a d Gmblets
Cotton Cards, No. 10
J 1 aiea and Weft-India o»
C >gniac and Peach ranctv
Tencriffc and Maiaga Wine*
Hol’ai:d Gin
j B >lica Tea
i Sugar
! Pei per and Spiee
! Brim(hme ami Copperas
A >• 6 I 8!. and 10 1. Nails
Brft R fl; Gunpowder
bar Lead and Shot ftfiorted
AtSO,
-An * fl irrment of PATENT MEDICINE
and QjJFENS-W .RE, ioge her with a
varit y of other article*, too numerous to
infcti.
Z. LAMAR.
January jj,
| The .SUBSCRIBER
BEGS leav C to i .form the Ci izens of
Louifville, and the neighborhood
j adjacent, that he [UrpTe* teaching a
j fchooi in Louifville, providing he meet*
j wi h cncoi ragement.
His plan of tcachjrg, with refprft to
time, will be as follows I that is. be will
in v. inter, teach ii c hours eve y day, widm
out ary intermiffion. In lumincr, he vill
teach eight hours every day, with one
hours imc millio'. He will confine him*
ft If to thirty Lh Ur* ; but privileged
oreadona ly, to ;ake youths, v.h * may
w fh to learn fome Branches of the Matas*
' n a '. s
He will h's Scholars, without «!if*
j tin . io n, Jbvu/J if be wiJheJy heading, Wi i*
I ting, Audi i.cijc, Geometry, Trig no*
; metry, Surveying; the Theory v,f Navi
gation, in fix cafes; ti c ufe of J,e Globes,
tcrenc and celcHiai ; Geograj by, £ cmeni*
of Allronomv, with an tafy method of
calculating the magnitudes ard d ftancci
of the Heavenly bodies ; the Elements of
; Practical, Natural Philofopby, agreeable
to Fergufon, with a number of other u(e*
ful Branches. And all tnis, for Twelve
Dollar* per annum, or One Dollar per
month
The Srh-ol to c mmcacc as foon as
is a lufficic t (u fcription, and a hoi fe
j provided. The Huufe at the fcbulars e**
' | cnee.
The Sub;Vlh-r flatter* h : mfclf. that he
" 111 give general fatisfaißion to thole La.
dies tr Gentlemen w ho nay favor him with
the tuiii n of their Children, as he hath
! Ipcnt fomc years of I is v- tnh in ten.husJ
j fchooi. ANDREW BURNS*
Delightful t.Jk fo rear the tender fitant ,
‘To teach the youn% idea ho tv to jt ot.
And flour the jrejh lojiruftion in thi mind»
January 22,