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The Morgan Monitor.
Thursday, August 25, 1898.
Chas. McLendon was here last
Sunday.
Jose Collier was in the city last
Monday.
Col. Simon Wooten was here
last. Sunday.
Clever Chas. Weaver was in
Morgan last. Sunday.
The Monitor continues to
neat job work at reasonable prices.
Sheriff Davis is selling the pe o-
pie of Calhoun county a good bed
brace for a little money.
Mr. C. J. McDaniell, and
daughter. Miss Mamie, were visi-
tors in Morgan last Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. J. N. Daniell and
Mr. and Mrs. P. I. Daniell
to Arlington last Sunday after-
noon.
Simon Monroe says it is all
stuff about kiss * being full
a of
bacili. He says there’s nothing ^
ui a kiss but lionev.
14r Mr. J. G. Collier, . of Hopeful,!
attended divine . services in the
city last Sunday and stopped with
Sheriff L. H. Davis.
Miss Filip Mnp Wuntwi
pained by Mr. Chas, Ieler,
happy visitors from Leary in
Morgan last Sunday.
Miss Janie Pruette, of Shell-
man, was in Morgan last Friday,
Saturday and Sunday visiting
Mrs. Geo. H. Dozier.
Messrs. W. C. Beck and N. L.
Mathis took a trip to Dawson last
Saturday on their wheels, return-
ing Sunday afternoon.
If you want to see a fool play
the tool, just look at him. If you
want to hear him parade his ig¬
norance, just listen to him.
The Monitor has finally gotten
the people of Morgan to talking
tor the railroad in earnest. Keep
it up and we’ll get the road.
Lawyers \\ . D. Sheffield and
H. M. Calhoun,, of Arlington,
vere in Morgan last Monday in
ittendance county j
upon court.
Misses Ree and Pearl Merritt,
if Shellman were in Morgan last
iu till'd ay and Sunday visiting
tieir sister, Mrs. W. C. Thomas.
Prof. \\. S. Short, principal of
tie Morgan High School, will
oen.school on the second M 011 -
uy in September. He will have
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i- Ins assistant •,*. ; Miss ... Hortense
a
-um.is, an ,, accomplished , . ' voting ”
gjy of Albany.
Shellman didn’t “walk oyer
ir boys on the diamond last
jhursda} would. as Our bad boys as she thought
fee shut theni
ot for the first, seven; innings,
nt letting a. single man get as
ft as the first base. It is with
‘rtret that a dispute arose among
tl players at the conclusion of
th T ' n eighth 3 inning, 8 ’ which u< n broke ,,roKe
U] lie game. 1 lie score stood 4
t 0 l _ in Morgan’s favor oh the
pistil inning. 1 hat was the first
8henmun has been defeated
thovar.
In Indiana they have introduced
hugging societies to swell
church treasury. An Indiana
paper gives the following scale of
prices: “Girls under sixteen, 15
cents a hug of two minutes, or 10
cents for a short squeeze, From
sixteen to twenty 50 cents; from
to twenty-five, 75 cents;
school inarms, 40 cents; another
man’s wife, $ 1 ; widows, accord-
i ng to looks, from $8 to $10; old
maids, 8 cents apiece or two for a
nickIe > aml limit of time,
l‘ >r< ichors are not charged. Edi-
tors pay m advertising, but are
not allowed to participate until
everybody else has gotten through,
and even then they are not allow-
ed to squeeze anything but old
maids and school inarms,
. Our Morgan merchants will get
K' >( *1 trade this fall from all over
Calhoun county. It’s
about time for them to let their
pat 10 ns know what inducement
they have to offer them. It they
" tHl ^ Iheii baigains known to
evei T citizen of Callumn county,
thev should tell them thremih
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the columns of your county paper.
the Monitor,
W hen a girl pins a flower on
your coat is the best time t<
“steal a kiss.” 01 ' > < j i )f > < , H 011 ■■
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to . do , it, . and , you are a goose if
you don’t, She turns her head
8 i, iewaySi and pois(JS hel . chin *>n a
level with yours—gee-whil-i-kins!
Where is the young man who can
take such a “dare” as that?—Ex.
A 11 exchange says a friend of a
war preacher has a new doxology
which lie wants adopted in all the
churches. It runs this way;
“Praise God from whom all bless¬
ings flow, five hundred Spaniards
gone below; how many more no
one can tell, are speaking Spanish
now in h—11.”
One of the most amusing cusses
in the whole universe is the fellow
who is continually remarking that
“the newspapers are liars, 9 y We
always remind him that the news-
papers do not print half the lies
that are told to him by his class.
Sheriff L. H. Davis invites
everybody to call at Iris office at
the court house and see his bed
brace. It is the best patent off'er-
the public, and is the cheapest,
And “Buck Hawk let the girls
run him off of first base, in the
ball game last Thursday. All the
boys thought “Buck” could’stand
almost any ‘ old thing.
J. T . Cowart, \t A. v Lain r and
b. .
... \\ E. v Bostwick, ,, , ■ , ot ,. Arlington, . , ■
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wmv , h..,v last . Momlny. .
Planters CUBAN RELIEF 'ores
Colic, Neuralgia and Toothache
in live minutes. Sour Stomach
and Summer Complaints. Price, 25 Cents.
When you call for De Witt’s Wife!)
Hazel tsalve the greatest pile cure, don’t
accept auytlnng else. Don’t bo talked
into acceptihg a substitute, for piles, for
soies. for burns. T. J. Tinsley k Co.,
Morgan; Dr. F. P. Grilliu. Leary; J. W.
Jones. WilJiamsbiug; Henry Turner
Edison.
Ladies I still have in Stock Malines
Liberty Silk in sldml , for dress and
hat trimming, come and let me give yon
pnees. It is the prettiest newest cheap
material to be had. 1 have silk and satin
for lining to same. Mrs. E. M. critteu-
den.
Double Headed Woman.
Millie Christie, the North Carolina
double-headed woman, is m trouble
in Anderson, Ind. She was there a
week and lived at a good hotel. When
she came to settle the landlord in sis-
ted with both heads.
The host insisted, and refused to
accept payment for one. He insists
that under Indiana .aws he can col-
lect for both heads.
Millie had never had anv trouble
ot.this sort before, and she does
propose to allow a precedent to be
established. Recently a railway con-
ductor attempted.tocollect two-fares,
s he won out in her protest.
Millie is really twins, having two
P ei t*ectl> developed heads, four arms,
ad .joined to one body. She claims
to be able to have a headache on one
ride and enjoy life on the other. 8 >he
can keep up ah interesting eon versa-
tion with herself.
OomlmnyTs ,,,, x ; 4 :; . 77~ ..... r
writes th«°«V»ly Company That*
perfect msurauce. There is
not a single restriction in their poli
vies M. A Bland.
Mai tIoii Is Devoid of Bitter Taste.
Cures clnlls and fever; acts <>n the
liver and regulates the system generally.
All druggists. 5 19 bin
The High crown Leghorns arrived all
n 0. K., tt ,,, J n esdav. . Airs. ,, E. T , iM- ,, cntteudou. . ,
A stnborn cough or tickling in the
throat yields to One Minute Cough
Cure. Harmless in effect, touches the
right spot, reliable and just what is
wanted. It acts at once, T. J. Tinsley
& Co . Morgan; Dr. F. P. (xritfin.
Leary; J. V\ Jones. Williatnsl>".rg; Hen-
Turner. Edison.
If you are in need of
You Should Qall O9
THE MONITOR.
We Print
Bill Heads,
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Letter Heads,
Note Heads,
Visiting Cards,
Wedding Invitations,
Books,
Pamphlets,
Dodgers,
Or anything else that is us
ually printed in an up-to-
date job printing office.
Workmanship and quality
of material guaranteed or
NO PAY. We deliver our
work anywhere in the
county free of charge.
J. W. JOINER,
Watch Maker, .Jeweler and Dealer in
Musical Instruments.
T
I Da3rs
have special bargains to offer you.
Especially in
PfAflOS AND ORGANS A|||fcBMA
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Prof. Joseph Hart. Dewk, the cele-
brated pianist, vvill lie on hand to trv
the instruments. Call and see them
and secure
A a |"| K A a K A i T I \ N r
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27 Washington street, Albany. Ga.
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Dewitt’s witch Hazel Salqe has the
largest sale «>f any salve in the world.
This fact and its merit lias led dishonest
people to attempt to counterfeit it. Look
out for the man who Attrmpts to deceive
£ >n w, “* n Vo " cal1 f°r Dewitt’s witch
.
Hazel Salve the great pile cure. T. J.
Tinsley At Co.. Morgan; Dr. i 1 ’. P. (hit-
fiu - Leary; J. w Jones. Williamsburg,
Turner, Edison.
Sash and trimming ribbon in double-
faced stain, plain taffeta, moire gauze.
chiffon and velvet ribbon. New lot of
No. 1 velvet ribbou to t»e in this week
Mrs. E. M. (Tittendon.
