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J. McGraw, 1216 Mandeville
St., New Orleans, La,
Cured Quinsy Sore Throat
MR. HENRY L. CAULE, of
1242 Wilson St., Wilmington,
Del., writes :—*l bought a bot
tle of Sloan’s Liniment for the
quinsy sore throat and it cured
me. I shall always keep a
bottle in the house.”
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Portuguese and Codfish.
It is an interesting fact that the fish
ermen of northern Portugal started
and developed the fishing industry on
the “banks” off the northern coast of
America, and, though they now send
fewer ships, their taste for salt cod
from Newfoundland is unabated—in
fact, it is a national Portuguese dain
ty. It is found in every little grocery
ghop, hard and brown as a board. A
number of Portuguese have made their
bome on the islands to the south of
the mainland of Massachusetts, and
there the dark eyes of the Iberian
maiden, raven locks and a certain pic
turesque element in dress are not in
frequent. This connection with Por
tugal dates back many years, the
ships of Marthas Vineyard bridging
the distance over sea and returning
with Portuguese crews.—Exchange.
: Adam and Eve.
“I hope this expulsion of ours is not
going to injure our social position,”
said Eve ruefully.
“I guess not,” replled Adam. “They
can't stop us from being one of the
very first famllies, whatever they do.”
“I don’t find our names here in the
‘Social Register,”” sald Eve, looking
the volume over. |
“Look under ‘Dilatory Domiciles,” my
love,” sald Adam as he went out and
named the Jjackass after himself.—
Harper's Weekly. |
A Pithy Sermon.
Here is the pithiest sermon ever
preached: “Our ingress Into life is
naked and bare, our progress through
life is trouble and care, our egress out
of it we know not where; but, doing
well here, we shall do well there. 1
could not tell more by preaching a‘
year.” ‘
Wanted It Well Hidden. |
Little Bobby was too polite to say
he wanted a big piece ¢f the turkey,
but he said he would like a piece of
the chest, where the wishbone was,
only he didn’t want to fisd the wish
bone too quick.—Browning’s Magazine.
It Was This Way.
*1 suppose the father gave the bride
away.”
“Not exactly. He gave a million
away and threw her in.”—Philadel
phia Ledger.
A King Who Left Home
get the world to talking. but Paul
Mathulka of Buffalo. N. Y. says he
alwaye KEEPS AT HOME the King of
all Laxatives—Dr, King's New Life
Pills—-and that they are a blessing to
all his family. Cure constipation,
headache, indigestion, dyspepsia Only
250 at W. A Sams’.
Unhappiness,
They who have never known pros
perity can hardly be said to be un
happy. It is from the remembrance of
joys we have lost that the arrows of
affliction are pointed.—Emile Zola.
TR R G B W RTRRL AT FO B
1t will never rain roces. 1f we want
more roges we must plant more trees,
No Cleck Wantad.
There had heen some talk of placing
& clock in the tower of the village
church. But John, the old sexton, who
Hved in the little cottage opposite the
church, declared himself “dead agin
1t” and expressed the opinion that it
would mean *“‘an awful waste o' brass”
were the scheme carried out.
“We want no clocks,” he said the
other day. “We've done without clocks
up to now, an’ we shall manage. Why,
Iyin’ i’ my bed of a mornin’ I can see
the time by the sundial over the
porch.”
“Yes,” replied one who approved of
the scheme, “that’s all right so far as
it goes. But the sun doesn't shine
every meorning. What do you do
then?”
“Why,” answered John surprisedly,
“I knows then as it ain’t it weather
to be out o’ bed, an’ I just stops where
I is.”"—London Tit-Bits.
The Lavish Jenkins.
In October, 1886, a religiously mind
ed Buckinghamshire farmer named
Jenkins brought his firstborn to the
- parish church to be christened, and
this was to be the name: Abel Benja- ‘
~min Caleb Daniel Ezra Felix Gabriel |
Haggal Isaac Jacob Kish Levi Ma-i
noah Nehemiah Obdiah Peter Quartus
Rechab Samuel Tobiah Uzziel Vaniah !
Word Xystus Zechariah. 1t will be |
observed that the mames are all ar- |
ranged in alphabetical order and ure!
as far as possible selected from Scrip- ;
ture. It was only with the very great- |
est difficulty that the clergyman dis- |
suaded Mr. Jenkins from doing the |
lasting wrong to his child that he had :
unwittingly devised, but eventually it ;
was decided to christen the boy simply |
Abel—Chambers’ Journal, |
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Where Plato Taught. ‘
The famous academy of Plato was |
in a suburb of Athens, about a mile |
north of the Dypilum gate. It is said to |
have belonged to the hero Academus;
hence the name. It was surrounded |
with a wall and adorned with walks,
groves and fountains. Plato possessed
a small estate in the neighborhood and |
for some fifty years taught his “divine |
philosophy” to young and old assem- |
bled in the academy to listen to his |
wise words. After Plato’s death in
348 B. C. the academy lost much of its |
fame, but the beauty remained for
centuries after the great teacher was |
no more.—New York American. |
Poet Laureate.
The office of poet laureate practical-
Iy begins with Chaucer, who assumed
the title about 1385. After Chaucer
the office was more or less in the
shadow, but from Spenser in 1599 the
line of poet laureate is pretty well
filled down to the present time, The
office is largely honorary and has not
always been held by the greatest of
English poets, Dryden, Wordsworth
and Tennyson being the most illus
trious of its holders.—Exchange,
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His Own Valuation.
“Belle tells me she is sorry she ever
married you,” gaid a young lady to the
husband of her dearest friend.
“So she ought to be,” he retorted
“She Aid some nice girl out of a good
husband!”
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Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTORIA
Tuning Bells.
“What a beautiful tone that bell
has!” is often heard. There are few,
however, who know how a bell re
ceives its joyful or solemn tones. All
bells after they are cast and finished
must go through a process of tuning
the same as any other musical instru
ment before they respond with a clear,
true tone. Every bell sounds five
notes, which must blend together in
order to produce perfect harmony. The
tuning of a bell s done by means of
shaving thin bits from various parts
of the metal. It is as easy for an ex
pert bell tuner to put a bell in tune
as it is for a piano tuner to adjust his
{nstrument to perfect chords. At first
thought it would seem that a bell
would be ruined should a tuner shave
off too much at the last tuning, or the
fifth sound, but such is not the case.
He would, however, be obliged to be
gln over, starting again with the first
tone and shaving the bell till it gave
forth its harmonious sound at the fifth
tone.—Scientific American.
Take Mi-o-na and Quickly
Get Rid]of Indigestion.
Go today and get a fifty cent box of
Mi-o-na stomach tablets.
Tuke them as directed and notice
how quickly distress, gas ard heaviness
will disappear.
Mi-o-na Stomach Tablets not only
give instant relief, but tiken for a few
days drive away dizziness, headache.
nervousness and biliousness
Bad dreame and tossing abont in bed
are cauted by out of order atomach:
Mi-o-na will remore the cavse and put
youar stomach in splendid eondition in
a few dayse,
Give Mi-o-na 8 trial at Wikle-Hodges
Drug Co.’s risk. They guaramtee it
to cure any stomach trouble or money
back. Mi-on-s ie afine tonic; it builds
up run down people in a short time,
Mi-o-na coste 50 eente s large box.
THE MARIETTA JOURNAL AND COURIER,
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'All Relieved by Lydia E. Pink
'ham’s Vegetable Compound.
| Sikeston, Mo. — “For seven years I
suffered everything. I was in bed
e for four or five days
SR At a 4 time everi
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R £% %{1 could hardly walk.
N X ¢4l cramped and had
02 >WP |backache and head
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N — i that 1 dreaded to
g o 5 P see anyone or have
| VAR .7P anyone move in the |
P | 4 /,/ &/i room. The doctors |
W] gave me mec icine to
| f‘ / ’/"’/'""/eatse me at those!
times, and said that I ought to have an l
operation. I would not listen to that, |
and when a friend of my husband told ,
him about Lydia E. Pinkham'’s Vege
table Compound and what it had done'|
for his wife, I was willing to take it. ’
Now I look the picture of health and
feel like it, too. I can do my own house
work, hoe my garden, and ‘milk a COW.
I can entertain company and enjoy
them. I can visit when I choose, and
walk as far as any ordinary woman,
any day in the month., I wish I could
talk Joevery sufferingwoman andgirl.”
—Mrs. DEMA BETHUNE, Sikeston, Mo.
The most successful remedy in this
country for the cure of all forms of |
female complaints is Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound.
It is more widely and successfully |
used than any otheér remedy. It has |
cured thousands of women who have E
been troubled with displacements, in- |
flammation, ulceration, fibroid tumors,
irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
that bearing down feeling, indigestion,
and nervous prostration, after gl other
means had failed. Why don’t youtryijty
Pleasant,
The Friend—Your wife doesn't ap
pear to be in very good humor. Hus
band—No. She thinks I've invited you
to dinner.—Jean Qui Rit.
Bad laws are the worst of tyranny
—Burke.
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For Stomach Trouble, Sluggish
Liver and Habitual Constipation.
It cures by aiding all of the
digestive organs—gently stimu.
lates the liver and regulates the
bowels—the only way that
chronic constipation can be
cured. Especiallyrecommended
for women and children.
Clears blotched complexions.
Pleasant to take. Refuse substitutes,
A VYolcane.
Teacher—What s a volcano? New
Boy—Please, miss, it's a mountain
with the cork out.—Boston Transcript.
The Happy Man.
“I hear she 18 to be married. Who i 3
the happy man?”’
“Her father.”—Lippincott’s.
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U The Origin of wovseer Fertilizers.
Mr. Royster believed thzt success awaited the
Manufacturer of Fertilizers wio viould place quality
. above other considerations. Il.is wzs Mr. Royster's
idea Twenty-seven years ago 21d this is his idea
to-day; the resuit has been that it requires Eight
Factories to supply thedemand for Royster Fertilizers.
F. S. ROYSTER GUANO COMPANY,
FACTCRIES AND SALES OFFICES.
NORFOLK, VA. TARBORO, N.C, COLUMSIA, 8, C, BPARTANBURG, 8, C.
MACON, GA, COLUMBUS, GA. MONTGOMERY, ALA. BALTIMORE, MD,
"~ Why He Wanted References.
At a credit men’'s dinner one of the
Veterans told this story: “In the recon
struction days a man from a Missis
sippi valley town came to our western
house one day. We bad sald him be
fore in a small way, and he always
paid. He had enlarged his business,
he told us, and wanted a bigger line
than usual, but before making his se
lections he wanted us to give him ref
erences. We expressed surprise at
such an unheard of demand, but he
fald, ‘My two brothers-in-law have
gone in with me, and they’re very par
ticular as to whom they do business
with’ So we sent him to our banks,
and he came back, said we were all
right, picked out a big line of goods,
and in sixty days he ‘busted’ We
couldn’t collect a dollar. Two years
later I met the man in Cincinnatl and
told him we had become reconciled to
| our loss. ‘But will you please tell me,’
I asked, ‘why did you want references
&8 to our credit?” ‘Well, you see,’ he
answered, ‘1 wanted to know if you
could stand it.’ "—Exchange,
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No Law's Delay Here. |
In Perak, in the Malay peninsula, {‘
lawyers find no business, for a wmodi- |
fled form of trial by ordeal decides all |
disputes. In place of the legal practi- |
tioner the pleader is a native boy who
is assigned to one or the other of the |
sldes and is given a bamboo tube in i
which is sealed the pleading of the
person or party whom he represents. !
When all s ready two stakes are i
driven into the bed of a stream, and I
by aid of a bamboo pole the heads of
the two boys are submerged at thel
same time. By grasping the stakes
they are enabled to remain under wa- |
ter for quite awhile after thelr natural
inclination would bring them to the
surface, but at last one of them glves
in and, releasing his hold of the stake,
comes to the air. He is immediately
seized, and the tube he holds is cast
aside. The other lad is led ashore, his
tube opened, and the document con
tained therein stands as the decision in ]
the case.
Scott Relics at Abbotsford.
J The present estate of Abbotsford was
formed during the years 1811 to 1817
from varfous small farms, the first
one purchased bearing the “inharmo
nious designation” Clarty Hole. After
Bir Walter Scott’s death in 1834 a com
mittee of friends collected £B,OOO to
ward the redemption of the estate, and
Mr. Cadell, the publisher, contributed
the rest on receiving the rights over
Scott's works. The library and mu
seum had been given some years be
fore by the creditors. As his Bson,
Lieutenant Colonel W. Scott, died on
his way home from India, the prop
erty descended to J. R. Lockhart, his
son-in-law, and thence to his daugh
ter's husband, J. R. Hope-Scott, whose
daughter held the estate for some
years. Many Scott relics are presery
ed in the house, notably his chair and
writing table in the study and his hat
and gloves in the hall.—London Stand
ard,
Accused of Stealing.
E. E. Chamberlain, of Clinton, Me.,
boldly accused Bucklen’s Arnica Salve
of stealing--the stings from burns or
scalde—the pain from sores of all kinds
—the distress from boils or piles. ‘lt
robs cuts, corns, bruises, spraine and
injuries of their tarror,”’ he says, “as
a healing remedy its equaldon’t exist.”’
Only 25¢ at W, A. Same’. }
Anxlous to Comply,
Professor (to student)—You should
bave written on the subject, sir, so
that the most ignorant of your audil
ence could understand all that you
have to say on the subject. Student—
What part of my production is not
clear to you, sir?
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The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been
‘n use for over 30 years, has borne the sigrature of
and has been made under his per
m sonal supervision since its infancy.
c Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and ¢ Just-as-good’’ are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep,
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Yriend.
CENUINE CASTORIA ALways
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The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CENTAUR COMPARY, 7Y MURRAY ATYREET, NEW YOANR OITY.
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We are prepared to make loans promptly, at
reasonable rates on good real estate security.
tmdicorlinai FARNS ..
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REAL ESTATE, LOANS AND ABSTRACTS OF TITLE,
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that hag been thought out long ago,
( and the ovest goods sought and
! bought. Now we feel that the
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| Children Cry
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CASTORIA
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