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: - s & 2 ‘Y 1 E r N 7 ) 19§ : S e | OP ‘!‘\s?‘.’ s - . W, (RN AP et ». W L e S ~>" & i ;.\;': " .M THE ANT AND THE SLUGGARD, [Rewritten for the Times.] Consider the life of the sluggard, O ant! Why rumt Jour lungs with that torturing pant? ; Why elimb with your burden those weari .. Some steeps, While the sluggard at ease so restfully sleeps? He drifts without care on a river of dreams, s While the sweat from your forehead iv running in streams; And when lean from your labor your hoardings you crunch, : He'll feed, fresh and fat, at the charity lunch. : '"Twixt cradle and grave but brief is your race If you gallop through life at this strenuous pace; To your ruinous folly pray open your eyes: Consider the sluggard, O ant, and be wise! —Lippincott’s. WHY, CERTAINLY. “What is it you like best about us girls?” asked the sweet young thing. “My arms,” answered the youth,— Boston Transcript. ¥ NATURAL MISTAKE. “Hello, Brown, what are you build ing, an auto shed?” “No. Just a hat box for my wife.” —Detroit Free Press. THE ELABORATED SPOOK. “So you believe in ghosts?’”’ ' “Not in words of one syllable. But I attach great importance to psychic phenomena.”—Washington Star, THE OTHER RELATIVE. Small Boy—*l want some medicine to reduce flesh.” Drug Clerk—‘““Antifat?”’ - Small Boy—*No, uncle.”—Judge. K WALIT. Mother—*You must not try to mo nopolize all the conversation, Ethel.” Ethel—‘Must I wait ’till I'm mar ried, mamma?’’—Yonkers Statesman, KNOCKS AT THE HOLY ESTATE. Little Willie—‘‘Say, pa, is fighting prohibited by law in all the States?” Pa—*l believe gO, my son—exzcept in the matrimonial state.””—Chicaga News. , A. - BOOMING. Friend—“ How’s business go:ilg these days?” Promoter — “Fourishing. We’'ve just added two more stories to the rubber stamp of our thiriy-eight story building.”—Puck. ! THE TIME NOT RIPE. 'Anxious Patron—*‘Doctor, don't you think you’d better call in some other physicians for consultation?” Family Doctor (cheerfully)—*Oh,. no, not yet. There is sgtill some hope.””—New York Weekly. COURT HUMOR. First Court Jester—‘l fail to see what the king means. He pays about forty ministers, and they do abso lutely nothing.” Second Court Jester—‘“Ah! The Idles of the King.”—The Circle. i REVOLT OF AGE. The veteran Senator announced that he intended to resign. “No, I will not reconsider,”” he told his protesting constituents. “This place is getting packed with fresh youngsters—many of them not a day over sixty.”’—Philadelphia Ledger. THE RETORT DISCOURTEOQUS. Parson—“ Young man, I'm sur prised to see you fishing on the Sab bath. I shall certainly make it the subject of a sermon.” The Young Man—‘“Wall, if it gives you an idea for a sermon, maybe it's wuth it!’”’—Life. " CONSOLATION. ““Ain’'t yer vaccination healed up yet?’’ asked Jimmy. “Naw,” replied Tommy. . “Gee! don’t it make yer feel bad?” “Naw, the doctor told mom I mustn’t take a bath till it’s all healed up.’”’—Philadelphia Press. i A TRIUMPH OF SCIENCE. '« have been taking some moving pictures of life on your farm.” “pid you ketch the hired man in motion?”’ “I think so.” “Ah, science kin do anything these days.”’—Louisville Courier-Journal. INSINUATION? On reaching a certain spot tite driver turned round on his seat and observed to the passengers: “From .this point the rcad is only acw‘ble':;zt"”mu]"’es and 'donkeyqz I neust theralore. ask the sentlemen to get out and proceed ou foot."— IS N A ——— T—— T ——————— Ty ———— T g CURED IN' ONE DAY ’ /‘/Q sy 7 ."‘*\ ) “ /})./.", yfl‘ \ N Munyon's Cold Remedy Reiieves the head, throat and lungs almost lmmedlate lv. Checks Fevers, stops Discharges of the nose, takes away all aches and gnlnu caused by colds. It cures Grip and ob stinate Coughs and prevents Pueumonia, Price 20c¢. Have you stiff or ewollen jolnts, no mat. ter how chronie? Ask your druggist for Munyon's Rheumatism Remedy and sce how quickly you will be cured, If you have any kidney or bladder trou ble get Munyon's Kidney IRRemedy. Munyon's Vitallzer makes weak men strong and restores lost powers. ° The Richmond Times-Dispatch sighs: Oh, to reud for once of a cross examination that was mnot “search ing'! NO NEED TO TAKE CHANCES. There Is a Sure Way of Knowing Good Paint Material. There is really no need whatever for any property owner to take chances in the selection of his paint materials. It'doesn’t cost a cent to learn how to be on the safe side. Cer tainly every property owner has enough at stake to find this out. A complete painting guide, known as Houseowners’ Painting Outfit No. 49 can be had free by writing Na tional Lead Company, 1902 Trinity Building, New York. This company fs the largest maker of pure white lead in the world. Its Dutch Boy Painter trademark is famous as a guarantee of purity and quality. The outfit includes a book of color schemes, for either interior or exter ior painting, a book of speeifications, ] and a simple little instrument, with directions for testing the purity otl paint materials. The luck of a fool is the opportun-l ity of the wise, LOW EXCURSION RATES , To Atlanta, (;a.,—;c—c—‘;;;t Great Musical Festival May 4th-6th, 1909, Via Atlanta, | Birmiggham & Atlantic Railway. l Tickets to be sold for afternoon trains | May 3rd and all trains May 4th and sth, with return limit May Bth, 1909, i This occasion will be held in the largesti auditorium in the South and affords an opportunity to hear the world’s greatest‘ singers. Caruso will sing each night. See the ticket agent ‘ Blue corai comes irom the Bay of! Benin. | —————————————————————————————————————————— \ TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR i Seemed Imminent—Secnlp Was Very Scaly and Hair Came Cut by Hand fuls—Scalp Cleared and New Hair Grown by Caticura. “About two years ago I was troubled\ with my head being scaly. Shortly after that I had an attack of typhoid fever and i I was out of the hospital possibly two‘ months when I first noticed the loss of‘ hair, my scalp being still scaly. I started to use dandruff cures to no efiect whatever, { I had actually lost hope of saving any hair ‘ at all. I could brush it off my coat by the | handful. I was afraid to comb it. But after using two cakes of Cuticura Soap and neariy a box of Cuticura Ointment, the change was sturprising. My scalp is now clear and healthy as could be and my hair thicker than ever, whereas I had my mind made up to be bald. W. F. Steese, 5812 Broad St., Pittsburg, Penn., May 7 and 21, ’08.” Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props. of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass. A condor can live forty days with out food. Mrs, Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma tion,allays pain, cures wind colic, 25¢ a tottle Give and forgive is a mighty good cereed, FOUND THE CAUSE. After Six Years of Misery and Wrong Treatment, John A. Enders, of Robertson Ave nue, Pen Argyl, Pa., suffered for six P years with stinging £ ) pain in the back, vio t‘ lent headaches and Gl ? dizzy spells, and was T assured by a speclal- Ls A ist that his kidneys GRs eel were all right, though \&"@* thesecretions showed i a reddish, brick-dust sediment. Not satisfied, Mr. Enders started using Doan’s Kidney Pills. “The kidneys began to act more reg ularly,” he says, ““and in a short time I passed a few gravel stones. I felt better right away, and since then have had no kidney trouble.” Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. 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Moore dropped his voice, and assum ing a half confidential manner inguir. ed: “Orderly, in the course of your life have you ever seen a snail?” “Yes, sir,” was the astonished re ply. 4 “You met him, then,” replied Moore, “for you'd never overtake one!"— Kansas City Journal, A self-made man who isn't proud of his job is a great man. Also very rare, Do not force yourself to take offensive (and harmful) Xru;fs—take Garfield Tea, Nature's Herb laxative; it corrects consti pation, purifies the blood, brings Health! Furniture takes a better polish 1f before starting the rubbing all dirt and dust are rubbed from the wood by a slightly dampened -cloth, L] Cured by Lydia E. Pink ’ ham’s Vegetable Compound MARLTON, N.J.—I feel that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has -‘:é;sé:;sés'f=s3§s;s§z£ss::r?s:-'=r'=':s:‘ given me new life. vk e 1 suffered for ten @ § ] years with serious Ao Ny Temale troubles, in g e flammation, ulcer ? ‘B4B ation, indigestion, ¥ g . 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