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AMERICAN HUMOR.
Supplied by Our Exchanges.
Patti has a $1,500 billiard table. She got
it for a soug.
Congress will do nothing before the holi
days, and continue the same business after
ward.
Nothing like keeping a crown in the fam
ily. The Queen of Madagascar has married
her mother’s husband.
In Connecticut when a man wants office
for al) the members of his family they say
he’s got the hog cholera.
“ “Have yon weak eyes?” said a lady to an
applicant for a kitchen position who wore
b.ue spectacles. “No, ma’am,” said the ap
plicant, “but I scour pots and things so
thoroughly that the glitter of them hurts
my sight ”
“I never saw such a woman in all my
life,” said Bass; “you’re never satisfied with
anything.” “People who knew the man I
took for a husband,” replied Mrs. B , “think
on the contrary that I am very easily satis
tied.”
Mistress of the house (to recently land
ed) —“Why, Bridget, where in the world
have you been in all this rain?” Bridget
(d ripping wet)—“Shure, an’ oive been hang
ing out the clothes to dhry, mum.”—De
t.-oit Post.
A recent Ohio paper contained the fol
lowing advertisement: “A citizen wishes to
find the sum of §50,000. If any one will
tell him where to find it, he will give half
of the money.”—New York News.
ggßattlesnake poison is awful. A Florida
cow was bitten and died immediately. Six
blizzards that fed on the carcass died soon
after, and a newspaper reporter was found
lying in the vicinity.—Lowell Courier.
They say there is a girl in the Telephone
Exchange who is so awfully homely that
when she looks at the other girls’ sections
the indicators all drop. Her own indicators
are accustomed to it. —Brooklyn Times.
As the result of an eh ction bet, a Con
necticut girl will kiss a prominent citizen of
Bridgeport on March 4th. The P. C. is
looking around for some means of escaping
the ordeal, failing which, he will go into
• training for the perilous event.
The fresh looking individual had arrived
quite late at the athletic tournament, and
being ignorant of the order of exercises.
h? tily accosted a bystander and inquired,
“When does the tug of war come?” “When
Greek meets Greek, of course;” answered
the bystander, with a classic smile, “ask me
something new I
His Source of Revenue—“ How are you
finding business, doctor?” was asked of a
physician. “Capital,” he replied. “I have
all" I can attend to.” I didn’t understand
that there was very much sickness about.”
“No, there isn’t. But we physicians do not
depend upon sickness for an income. Oh,
my, no; most of our money is made from
people who have nothing the matter with
them.” _
"KODGH ON KATS.”
Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants
oed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c
Druggists.
“How can Mrs. Smith wear speh a hand
some velvet coat?” My dear children, don’t
you know her husband used to pay all his
money to doctors, but since he took to using
Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup he give it all to her to
spend.
Miss Ida Haddock, Savannah, writes:
“Brown’s Iron Bitters relieved me of weak
back and nervous depression, caused by in
digestion. It also has gone far toward re
lieving me of that distressing disease exze
ma —pronounced by many incurable.”
YOUNG MEN!—READ HIS.
The Voltaic Belt Co., of Marshall, Mich.,
ofi'er to send their celebrated Electro-Voltaic
Belt and other Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days, to men (young or old( afflict
ed with nervous debility, loss of vitality and
manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also for
rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, and many
other diseases. Complete restoration to
health, vigor and manhood guaranteed. No
risk is Incurred, as thiry days’ trial is al
lowed Write for them al once for Illustrated
pamphlet free.
Mr. A. C. Wright, St. Mary’s, Ga., says :
“My daughter suffered with indigestion to
such an extent that it caused severe spasms,
Brown's Iron Bitters cured her; nothing
else did any good.”
Dr. Bosanko.
This name has become so familiar with the
most of people throughout the United States
that it is hardly necessary to state that he is
the originator of the great Dr, Bosanko
Cough and Lung Syrup, the people’s favorite
remedy, wherever known, for Coughs, Colds,
Consumption and all affections of the Throat
and Lungs. Price 50 cents and 81.00. Sold by
Osceola Butler and E. J. Kieffer.—Adv.
Consumers smoke “Straight Web” Cigar
ettes, and will have no others, for they are
the choicest,
Mr. Tobias G. Brown, 175 Congress street.
Savannah, says: “One bottle of Brown’s
Iron Bitters completely cured me of bil—
liousness. I heartily recommend its use.”
Wanted, 10,000 boys to smoke Favorite Ci
garettes, at 5 cents per package.
Mr. Robert Warwick, Savannah, says: “I
have derived great benefit from the use of
Brown’s Iron Bitters.”
Overcoats, nobby and resonable In price, for
children from 2% up, can be found in large
variety at B; H. Levy & Bro.’s.
“Mr. J. G. Taylor, Savannah, says: ‘ ( Less
than one bottle of Brown’s Iron Bitters
cured me of heartburn.
" Retailers can get Favorite Cigarettes from
Hy. Solomon & Co., wholesale agents.
Mrs. Mary Hatchett, Kingston, Ga., says:
“Brown’s Iron Bitters is a most reliable med
icine for scrofula.”
Gentlemen in want of tine Overcoats, such
as are not seen in but very few houses, can be
ound at B. H. Levy A Bro.’s.
Mr. C. H. KrautJer, Savannah, says: “I
have taken Brown’s Iron Bitters for indi
gestion and loss of appetite, and found it
very beneficial.
Favorite Cigarettes will sweeten m< dita
ton.
Miss Annie Dantzler, Kingston, Ga, says:
“I can testify to the good of Brown’s Iron
Bitters, for loss of appetite and general de
bility.”
Osceola Butler and E. J. Kieffer, the drug
gists, whoare always looking after the inter
est of their customers, have now secured the
sale of Dr. Bosanko’s Cough and Lung Syrup,
a remedy that never fails to cure Colds, Pains
in the Chest and all Lung Affections. For
proof try a free sample bottle. Regu
lar size 50 cents and Jl.—Adv.
THE SAVANNAH DAILY TIMES, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 30, 1884.
KROUSKOFF’S
Wholesale and Retail
MILLINERY HOUSE
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
WE ARE STILL CROWDED IN OUR UPPER AND LOWER FLOORS
WITH AN IMMENSE STOCK OF
Fine Fall d Mr Mfcry!
WHICH
MUST BE CLOSED OUT
; BEFORE OUR IMPORTATION OF SPRING MILLINERY ARRIVES
IN THIS PORT. WE HAVE DECIDED ON A
Grand Clearing Out Sale I
AND OFFER THE ENTIRE STOCK OF FELT, VELVET AND STRAW
HATS, TRIMMED AND UNTRIMMED, FINE PLUMES, TIPS,
FRENCH FLOWERS, VELVETS AND PLUSHES,
SATINS, VELVET AND SILK RIBBONS, &c.,
At Cost and Less than Cost
WE SHALL PUT ON SALE AND ESPECIALLY DRAW THE ATTEN
TION OF THE PUBLIC TO OUR
French Fur Felt Hats at 75 cents.
“ “ Felts, Bound, SI.OO.
Wool Felts at 40 cents.
TRIMMED HATS AND BONNETS!
at iiai.i 1 i’iik i: i
AND ALL OUR OTHER GOODS AT EQUALLY LOW PRICES.
BEING LARGE JOBBERS IN THESE GOODS, IT IS NOT NECESSARY
TO SAY THAT RETAILERS CANNOT POSSIBLY COMPETE, MORE ESPE
CIALLY WHEN WE DECIDE ON CLOSING OUT.
One Thousand Children’s Trimmed Felt Hats
AT 35 CKNTS.
THESE ARE LEFT OVER FROM LAST WINTER’S STOCK, BUT ARE
PERFECTLY GOOD FOR STREET OR SCHOOL WEAR, AND ARE GOOD
VALUE AT ONE DOLLAR.
K R O I S K O I F.
Wholesale and Retail Millinery.
M. STERNBERG,
JEWELER.
When moving into my new Store I made very extensive purchases, and compliments
have been showered upon me from all sides upon my
Elegant and Tasty Stock.
I presumed that my stock would have been ample for the Holiday Trade, but I was com
pelled, owing to the appreciation I met with, to make continual additions to my stock, and
yet my purchases coula hardly keep apace with
The Unprecedented Demand !
I have now made arrangements so ample that I can assure my friends and the public that
after to-day my stock will be again as complete in every respect as can only be found in the
very best houses in the leading Northern cities.
MY SPECIALTIES ARE
Diamonds, and the Most Celebrated and Reliable Makes of Gold
Watches, and my Fancy Jewelry is not Wanting in
Either Taste, Design or Workmanship.
NO FANCY PRICES I
Every Article Guaranteed as Represented.
My unprecedented success is summed up in these few words. No matter how ignorant
one may be as to the quality or value of Jewelry, he receives honest goods at honest prices.
Evi. STERNTBERG,
HO LID A Y G 0 0 D S
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Finest Limoges China.
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GIPSY SAUCERS AND PLATES.
After Dinner Coffees, Tete a Tete Sets,
Dinner Sets, Tea Sets,
BREAKFAST SETS, DESERT SETS,
AND
Toilet Sets in Endless Variety I
COLOGNE SETS !
Fancy Glassware, Lemonade Sets,
FINE HAMMERED BRASS LAMPS,
-W -A. X ID O L. Hi S !
And Thousands of Other Fancy Articles at Store of
JOHN A. DOUGLASS & CO.
161 Broughton Street, SAVANNAH, GA
CARPETS & FURNITURE
AT
EMIL A. SCHWARZ.
I RUGS ! TVI7KTJS!
I Special Inducemnt to Buyers.
„ n, a . vln ? replenished my extensive stock of CARPETS by the addition of the LATEST
PAI TERNS, 1 am prepared to offer SPECIAL BARGAINS In that department.
Goods at a Lower Figure than ever sold in Savannah.
HUGS Yl\l> MATS.
A full assortment of Smyrna goods in Oriental and Persian designs and colorings at
ower price than the common Tapestry and Velvet goods.
COVERINTGrS.
In Coverings we have the last shades of Bilk, Flushed and Sateens. Also Cretons, Beps and
Turkomams for Portiers.
OIL CLOTHS.
English and American sheet Oil Cloths and American goods from 1 to 2% yards wide.
Antique Lace Curtains and Window Shades.
Special designs, which must be seen to be appreciated.
FTTRNTITURE.
Having made special arrangements with some of the leading Furniture Manufacturing
Companies, we are prepared to offer the finest assortment Os FURNITTRE, at such a low
figure that it will certainly be an inducement for you to refurnish. We do not publish prices
as that only misleads. Call and look at the goods, and you will see that the facts are as stated
EMIL A_. SCHWARZ,
Entrance 127 Brong'hton street. 1 dnor from Bull.
CI.AISS M TOCK
A T
LOW F»HICE3IS
A T
i J. Lindsay’s Carpst asi Furniture Emporiuna,
169 AND 171 BROUGHTON STREET.
Lace Curtains from. to SI.I Per Pair
Body and Tapestry Brussels Carpet at almost any Price.
Ingrain and Hemp Carpets always on hand. Fringes, Felts, Canton Flannels, Raw Silks,
Ramie and Jute Goods in numberless designs.
Window Shades by the Gross, the Neatest and Newest Patterns
Always in Stock.
Pole and Adjustable Cornices, Symrna Rugs and Mats, Oil Cloths to suit the Rich .and Poor.
38* A new lot of Imported CRELONNES with figures on them, just arrived.
We mean business, and will sell LOW LOWN. Competent workmen. Satisfaction
guaranteed.
CALL LAKLY, ON
W. J. LINDSAY.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHY
TV. FALK & SON,
are selling their Clothing so cheap? Simply because they bought that immense wholesale
stock of Clothing of this season’s manufacture, for
Men, Boys, W mi Chita's Wear ta 2. Faik,
and in order to reduce same, they are giving their patrons and the public generally the
benefit of low prices, guaranteeing all goods as represented, or
I?EF UN I) IN G THE MONEY 7 OTV
all unsatisfactory purchases—providing the goods are returned uninjured, within
TEN DAYS after purchase. Their stock is still well assorted, and they
would advise all who are in need of (not cheap clothing) but
CLOTIIIAG CHEAP.
Give them a call before purchasing elsewhere. Remember the stand of
A.. FA JC, K «fc SOIV.
THE ONE PRICE CLOTHIERSAND FURNISHERS,
Successors to I. L. Falk & Co.
Corner Congress, Whitaker and St. Julian Streets.
HOLIDAY GOODS !
AT
A. J. MILLER & Go’s
Furniture and Carpet Emporium
Pine Farlcr Sub and Beta Suits!
Mirror Door Wardrobes,
Combination Dressing Cases, Chiffoniers, Fine Dining Room Pieces.
Also, choice assortment of NOVELTIES upholstered in Leather, Plush, Silk and Ramie.
BOUQUET STANDS, BRACKETS, &c.
OUR CARPET DEPARTMENT
Is also filled with a choice assortment of goods suited to this purpose.
CHILDREN’S DEPARTMENT.
FINE DOLL CARRIAGES, BUREAUS, TABLES, CHAIBS, VELOCIPEDES, &C., &C.
jWDo not fail to Inspect our stock.
jV. J. MILL Elt Ac CO.
holiday goods
I WILL SELL MY GOODS AS LOW AS THE LOWEST, NOT EXCEPTING PEOPLE
who offer to sell at COST. Come and see me and be CONVINCED.
Bargains in Diamonds Gold and Silver
Watches, Gold Jewelry,
JBQjr z Ladies’ Bar Pins, Ear Rings, Gold Pens and Pencils,
Gold and Silver Headed Canes,
Gold Spectacles.
' 11 All at the lowest prices.
Great;inducements in Silver Plated ware
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Y. L. DI2SBOLILLONS,
■No. rwl Unll Street.-r--
PKOVISIONS AND GROCERIES.
A FINE MIXTURE IN
5 lb. Boxes for SI.OO.
—ALSO—
CRYSTALIZED FRUITS, CHOCOLATES*
CARAMELS, BON BONS,
MARSHMALLOWS,
And a large line of Choice Confections, as
X. M. &J. w. WEST.
New Grooclss.
DEHESA RAISING,
LONDON LAYER RAISINS,
SULTANA RAISINS (Seedless),
LOOSE MUSCATEL RAISINS,
LEGHORN CITRON,
NEW CURRANTS,
DRIED FIGS,
PLUM PUDDING,
EVAPORATED PEACHES,
EVAPORATED APPLES,
TABLE AND COOKING PRUNES
U. D. GEORGE’S,
Cor. State and Whitaker streets.
FIBEWOKKS
ROMAN CANDLES,
.SKY ROCKETS,
MINES, VERTICLE WHEEL
FLOWER POTS,
FIRE CRACKERS,
CANNON CRACKERS
-AT-
BRANCH & COOPER’S.
At A. DOYLES.
Quinces for Preserving.
Green Hoot Ginger.
I lot tine Fulton Mark’t Bee
Fresh Cabbages.
No. 1 Ham at 15c.
“ Strip Bacon at 13ci
P. g’s Head at Gc.
Pig’s Feet in half barrels
Hehron Beauty Potatoes,
The finest Table Potatoes in the wo
3 boxes string Garlic.
V. DOYLE.
Choice Family Groceries
FOR THE
II O L I I > V Y
FRESH NUTS, FRESH CRACKERS,
Wines.
The Original Budweiser and Anhauser Bot
tle Beer. Fresh Candies, Wilson’s Crackers,
Canned goods of every description.
Goods delivered free in all parts of the city.
Give me a call.
V. S. STUDER,
Corner of Drayton and Perry streets.
Inin It itau jjj raaiiies.
THE TENNESSEE
m HD POULTRT W
CONSIGNMENTS RECEIVED DAILY.
Fruits an<l Ves’etatneas
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Corner St. Julian street and MarketSqu aro
PRICES REASONABLE.
Christmas
LaFAR’S.
GENTLEMEN’S DRESSING GOWNS,
GENTLEMEN’S SMOKING JACKETS,
Handsome Patterns Silk HamlkerclTfs
FINE KID GLOVES,
New Satin Scarfs and Ties,
Fancy Walking Canes,
Opera Glasses.
LEATHER DRESSING CASES—
EnglisD make.
SHAVING SETS,
Valises and Satchels
ALL WOOL UNDERSHIRTS,
CAMELS HAIR UNDERSUITS.
BUGGY ROBES,
WATERPROOF COATS-
Engllsh style, cloth on one side.
Anything needed by gentlemen
AT
L.iFAIUS.
FIRST- CLjVSS
GREEN GROCERY,
13. W. TEDDER
PROPRIETOR,
Corner Habersham and Charlton Sts.
Alwavs on Hand the Freshest and Choicest
MEATS, POULTRY AND VEGETABLES
FINE VEAL AND MUTTON,
COUNTRY AND YARD EGGS
FRUITS OF ALL KINDS LN SEASON.
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1»-A11 orders promptly attended to, anff
Goods Delivered Free in all parts of the oitjj
Your patronage respectfully wUeiteOrmt
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