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WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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fectly still.
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minute’s wait for something to hap
pen. “What do you represent?”
“I’m imitating a man going up in
an elevator,” was the quick re
sponse.—lllinois Guardsman.
Conscience Hurts
Two men were seated in a
crowded railroad car. One notic
ing that the other had his eyes
closed, said: “Bill, are yer feelin’
well?”
“I’m all right,” said Bill, “but
I do hate to see ladies standing.”
She Knows
“Mummy, why must the or
chestra eat in the interval?”
“I don’t know what they do. Why
do you ask?”
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second half of the concert will be
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2 eggs
2 tablespoonfuls of cream
1 cupful of sweet milk
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2 heaping teaspoonfuls of bak
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stiff enough to roll. Cut out anti
fry in deep fat.
Copyright.—WNU Service.
Neglect of Self
The essence of true nobility is
neglect of self. Let the thought of
self pass in, and the beauty of a
great action is gone, like the
bloom from a soiled flower^—
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Power in Truth
There is nothing so powerful as
truth; and often nothing so
strange.—Daniel Webster.
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BEFORE IT GETS
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Genius Defined
Genius—the capacity for taking
pains.—Napoleon.
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FOR INDIGESTION . . ,
WNU—7 4—37
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