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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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WHEELER COUNTY EAGLE, ALAMO, GEORGIA.
~1 That’s Art!
Son—Daddy dear, what is an ac-
J tor?
— Daddy—An actor? My son, an ac-
tor is a man who can walk to the
side of a stage, peer into the wings
filled with theatrical props, dirt and
dust, other actors, stage-hands, old
clothes and other clap-trap, and
say: '‘V.’hat a lovely view there is
from this window.” — Sheboygan
Press.
Chit-Chat
Officer (to colored driver who has
been whipping his horse)—Don’t
whip him, man—talk to him.
Driver (to horse byway of open
ing conversation)—Ah comes from
N’Awleans. Wheah does you-all
come from?—Southern Lumberman, j
Horrible Thought
She (gushingly)—Will you love
me when I’m old?
He—Love you? I shall idolize you;
I shall worship the ground under
your little feet I shall —er—you’re
not going to look like your mother,
J are you?—Stray Stories Magazire.
INTERFERENCE By gluyas williams J
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Comes INTO LIVING SPRAWLS ON Floor IN MOTHER TEILS HIM 1b SIGHS AND SETS INTO
room Wren his book his favorite position get up in a chair , rfs easy chair.
for reading Too draughty on floor
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Average Wedding Age. _
In the United States today the
average age at marriage is 21.7
years for women and 24.8 years
for men. Today, women marry
four months earlier and men
eleven months earlier than they
did 25years ago.—Collier’sWeekly.
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is n
tonic which has been helping women
of all ages for nearly 70 years. Adv.
First a Student
He who proposes to be an au
thor, should first be a student.—
Dryden.
(alotaLs
TRADE MARK REG.y
biliousness, sour stomau
bilious indigestion, flatu'
lence and headache, due
to constipation.
10c and 25c at dealers
Giving and Receiving
In giving, a man receives more
than he gives; and the more is in
proportion to the worth of the
thing given.—George MacDonald.
MOROLINE£S
I’ISNOW WHITE PETROLEUM JELLY
LARGE JARS SiANPIO(
But It Is Life
We bring into the world with us
poor, needy, uncertain life, short
at the longest and unquiet at the
best.—Temple.
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Haus INSECTS
ON FLOWERS • FRUITS
VEGETABLES & SHRUBS
Demand,original seated
bottles, from your dealer
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Rivalry and Pride
Nothing is ever done beautifully,
which is done in rivalship; nor
nobly, which is done in pride.—
Ruskin.
Miss
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says-. r*y
*capudine
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quicker because Uy
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Debts of Honor
I pay debts of honor, not hon
orable debts.—Reynolds.
Growing Girls
a Mrs. J. D. Hartsfield,
22,51 Phyllis St., Jackson
ville, Fla., said: “When
growing into womanhood
T took Dr. Pierce's Fav
orite Prescription as a
tonic. Mother realized I
was not very strong—l
would tire very easily.
After taking the ‘Pre
scription’ I grew stronger and had a real ap
petite. Later in life, when I became a
mother, the ‘Favorite Prescription’ as a
tonic helped me again.” Sold by druggists.
Buy now! New size, tablets 50c. Liquid sl.
Silent Lies
The cruelest lies are often told
in silence.—Stevenson.
HEADACHE
due to constipation
Relieve the cause of the trou
ble! Take purely vegetable Black-
Draught. That’s the sensible way
to treat any of the disagreeable ef
fects of constipation. The relief men
and women get from taking Black-
Draught is truly refreshing. Try It!
Nothing to upset the stomach—just
purely vegetable leaves and roots,
finely ground.
A GOOD LAXATIVE
WNU—7 18—37
cognl xr Rheu^Uc^j
and Nturlllx xufftren. A perfect Blood
Purifier. M.Let thin Blood Rick end
Heelthy. Builds Strength end Vigor.
Alweyi Effective . ■ ■ Why suffer?