The Pelham journal. (Pelham, Ga.) 1902-current, July 31, 1908, Image 2
MAKE ROOM SALE A Few Prices of the Many things that we are offering to sell cheap for the next 30 days. Summer Dress Goods. Corded Plaid Swiss, regular price 80c, now going a t..............................2oc Indian Swiss, regular price 80c, now going at....................................2,»c Paris Tissues; regular price 10c, uow going at ...................................*~c Good Organdies, regular price 18c, now going ab~...............................15c Better value, regular price 85c, now going at. ................................80c China Silk, regular price 40c, now going at....... ............................... Me Persian Organdies, regular price 25c- now going at ..............................20c White Fancy Organdies, regular nrice 30c, now going at.........................25c French Mercerized Batiste, regular price 25c. now going at.....................20c Fancy Batiste, regular price 12>£c, now going at.................................10c Remember these prices do not last always, and if you want to take advantage of them come right in the next time you are in town and for yourself all kinds of Country Produce see what these prices means to you. We buy and pay highest market-price for same. Ihmmmmm G. W. McCORMICK & COMPANY. HMraiaaHM mmnmmmmm mm A Live SteaK. “It Is a mistake,” said the president of the New York Walters’ club, “to think that an Englishman always wants his beef excessively rare. As a matter of fact, the English like their beef better done than we do. I once saw a waiter,” he continued, “serve an English duke with a cut of very, very rare sirloin. The duke looked closely at the slice of bright red meat Then he said: “ ‘Waiter, just send for the butcher, will you?’ " ‘The butcher, sir?’ the waiter stam¬ mered. beef “ ‘Yes,’ said the duke. ‘This doesn’t seem to be quite dead yet.’ ” Charlotte Bronte's Last Tribute. “He will not separate us we have been so happy!” These were the last words of Charlotte Bronte when, ha\ ing become Mrs. Nicholls and having lived with her husband only nine ■ months, death came to snatch the cup of domestic felicity from the lips of the happy pair. A low. wandering de lirium came on. Wakening for an In¬ stant from this stupor, she saw her husband’s woe worn face and caught the sound, of some murmured words 1 | Of prayer that God would spare her. ;® -wth'v".Vh h ’” she whispered , L” “I t“ am not TOr * going, te 1 11 J ' ~ ' ». jv - i The Words That Won. j In London one of the weekly papers offered Voma/I n n ntdntA prize for the fhn best list linf Ar of strong words to number ten. The an¬ nouncement specified that but ten words would be considered from any one person and a committee of literary men would select from the numbers offered the ten strongest words ln the English language. These are the words that won: Hate, blood, hungry, dawn, coming, gone, love, dead, alone, forever. Do you think of any stronger, fuller of suggestion?—Exchange." Not Herself. Farmer (to medical man)—If you get out my way any time, doctor, I wish you’d stop and see my wife. I think she ain’t feelin’ well. Doctor—What makes you think so? Farmer—Well, this mornin’, after she had milked the cows, an’ fed the pigs, an’ got break¬ fast for the men, an’ washed the dishes, an’ built a Are under the cop¬ per in the wash ’ouse, an’ done a few odd Jobs about the house, she com¬ plained o’ feelin’ tired-like. I fancy she needs a dose o’ medicine.—London Scraps. Charity. Clara — At Jennie’s wedding last week, owing to a misunderstanding, she had to wait at the church thirty minutes for the bridegroom. Maud— Oh, well, thirty minutes isn’t any¬ thing to a woman who has waited thirty years. Anxious. Professor Stone—To the geologist a thousand years * or so are not counted as any time at . all. „ Man In T the Au¬ . dience-Great Scott! And to think I made a temporary loan of £2 to a man who holds such view's!—London Telegraph. Progress Reported. “Did you have any luck fishing?” “Yes.” “How many did you catch?” “I didn’t catch any. But I thought op some mighty good stories to tell the folks at home.”—Washington Star. Poker and Bridge. Knicker—I was sitting up with a very sick friend last night. I tell you. Mrs. Knicker—Yes. I sat up with his sick wife all this afternoon —Harper’s Bazar. Suggested by a Lady. ^Let me have five two-cent stamps, please,” said a lady to the polite young man behind the counter in the post¬ offlce “Yessum,” he said, handing them out. “Can’t you let me have them in one piece?” she added. ‘“Certainly, ma’am,” said the young man. “Can I send them home for » “Oh, no; I don’t live far away, and I am going straight home. I wouldn’t put you to the trouble.” “No trouble at all,” said the polite nfhcial. “I haven’t very much to do today, and I could easily spare an hour.” “Very much obliged,” said the lady, ^ smiling sweetly. “Dear me,” she add p U ^)„g on n stamp, “what a bother j t j g j. Q s tamp letters! Why can’t we gen( j j e tters and let the postolflce send j n ^ e j r on ce a month?” “They might just as well,” said the obliging young man sympathlzingly. “I’ll "‘ mention Washington the fact in my next re p t o “Will you? How nice! But you mustn’t mention sugges'tedby my name. a“lady. Say the Catching a Bride. A certain Siberians the bride to to* permit!ed to have a wife ho ena^aeje h her. But they do hdiTiHr’TOarTsszair rta-s --a m Thj} brkle surrounded by her female ’ ln a big tent As soon as she sees him she runs off. He follows like Hippomenes after Ata lanta. But instead of obstacles being thrown ln the way of the bride they are thrown across the path of the bridegroom. The pursuing groom falls over old women, chairs, tables, stones and fishing rods or is tripped up by ropes. Only when it is feared he might give up and sulk and go away without the fleeting lady is be permit¬ ted to overtake her. Then as she falls into his outstretched arms it may be imagined she utters some equivalent of “This is so sudden!” Clog Almanacs. In early times ln England the people used what were called clog almanacs, which remained in use till the begin¬ ning of the eighteenth century. An old writer thus describes them: “This almanac is usually a square piece of wood containing three months on each of the four edges. The number of days in them are expressed by notches, the first day by a notch with a patulous stroke turned up from it and every seventh by a large sized notch. Over against many of the notch¬ es arc placed on the left baud several marks or symbols denoting the golden number or cycle of the moon. The fes¬ tivals are marked by symbols of the several saints issuing from the notches." One of Hep Friends. Here is a sample of the “breaks” that diguilied, abnormally self appre¬ ciative men sometimes make when they undertake . to , be , facetious . .. and , “tahi down” to a younger generation. A certain physician who has seen more than one family experience the standard ailments through three gen¬ erations was recently called, to attend a woman who has employed him w'hen in need of a physician for the last twenty-five years. On this particular visit he closed her mouth oa a clinical thermometer and strolled around the room while it was doing its work. Stopping before a picture of Rosa Bouheur’s donkey, he remarked in a would be funny manner to the daugh¬ ter of his patient. “I suppose this is oue of your friends?” “Yes, sir,” came the reply straight from the shoulder; “it’s our family physician.”—Boston Transcript. American L,ady Slippers In Tan, Kid and Patent Leather. Latest Styles in Shapes and Tips, Regular $3.50 Quality, at Regular 3.00 “ at Regular 2.50 “ at Regular 2.00 “ at Regular 1.50 at 20 ,000 TESEGRAPH OPERATORS NEEDED YOUNG MEN PREPARE YOUSSELVES FOR GOOD POSITIONS. On account of the new 8-hour law passed by congress in the interest of telegraphers, and also on account of so many new railroads being built and old lines extended, an unusual demand for operators lias been created. Conservative estimates have placed the number of addition¬ al Operators that will be required during the next ten months at ap¬ proximately YOUNG* 20,000. MEN NOW IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY! Enroll in our school NOW and in only four or six months we will have you qualified for splendid positions. Telegraph Operators receive from $50.00 up¬ wards. Our school has been estab¬ lished twenty years; its evuipment is perfect; instruction thorough and practical; positions positively guar¬ anteed our graduates. Board in Newman la vt?HL <“ -ap; the town is ifcSSfthare loAria. 1 . Two Main Line Railroad Wires run into our School rooms. No other school in the United States has such up-to-date and practical facilities for the benefit of its students. Write at once for free, descriptive literature. Southern School of Uelegraphy, Newman, Georgia. For the Shipwrecked. “There is no reason save ignorance why shipwrecked sailors die In their open boats of starvation.” The speaker was a botanist. “Let the-shipwrecked include a light ngt in their luggage,” he said, “and let them trail this net behind them as they sail or row upon the sea’s surface. Every few hours they can haul in and take from it a meal of small shellfish or other tiny sea fruit. “Everywhere the sea’s surface teems with animal and vegetable matter ca¬ pable of sustaining life.”—New Orleans Times-Democrat. To Relieve Burns. For burns nothing is better than the white of an egg beaten to a foam and mixed with a teaspoonfnl of lard. Five drops of carbolic acid make it better. A dressing that will prevent scarring and give immediate relief is one dram of bismuth subnitrate to an ounce of vaseline, with five drops of carbolic acid. Before applying this, wash the surface with a solution of one dram of common soda to a pint of water. Squeeze this from a cloth upon the burn, then apply the dressing. An Anomalous One. “Pop, wot’s an anomaly?” “An anomaly," answered the chauf¬ feur, “is a man who keeps an automo¬ bile without kicking about the cost of repairs.” — New Orleans Times-Demo erat. Some Doubts. New Curate—How’s your wife, Ja bez? Jabez — ’Er’s very doubtful, measter. ’Er doubts as ’er won’t get better, and Oi doubts as ’er wull.— Punch. Seldom is a smooth tongue without n sting behind.—Irish Proverb. Apply To Bankers Loan & Abstract Co. Loans of from 3 to 10 years Maturity on Farm and City Property Headquarters at FARMERS BANK OF PELHAM. G. LOTT, J. J. HILL, Pres. & Gen. Mgr. Attorney. Thomasville 1 rnr J Jjmjuii H I Thomasville, Georgia, This School Secures the Best Positions for its Graduates. Open All The Year. ENTER NOW! ANSON W. B\LL, - President. ‘ _ Bill Scbool For Boys i> 4 li Girls ■$> <•> NORMAN INSTITUTE Norman Park, - - - Georgia. 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