The Pelham journal. (Pelham, Ga.) 1902-current, September 04, 1908, Page 4, Image 4
4 vMKVKm^msaaxiwai t WANTED! Five Thousand Customers to move our entire stock of heavy Groceries in the next 60 days. Pelham Mercantile Company. Phone Free Delivery. 2 . Pelham, Qa. ■ mxs mmaM The Pelham Journal. Kntered JiecWnber 3rd, 1M0!:, at i'elliani, Ga as second .class matt matter, under act ot Con sress of March 3rd, ts7l». Published Evey Friday, Term of Subscription. O'ip Year $ 1.00 Six Months 50?. Three Months 25?. Cow Ordinance. Section 1. From and after 30 days after this ordinance is rati¬ fied at an election hereinafter pro¬ vided for it shall be unlawful for any cow, bull, steer or calf, any horse, mule, goat or sheep to be at large upon any street, lane, ally, uninclosed lot or park any¬ where in the corporate limits of the town during any part of the year between 6 o’clock P. M. and 6 o’clock A. M. and it shall be unlawful for any of the above mentioned stock to be at large ..within the fite-Uniils of tide" t% ..« at any time. Sec. 2. Every such animal as is named in the preceeding section found at large in any street, alley, uninclosed lot or park in any part of the corporate limits of the town at time forbidden, shall be taken in charge by the Marshal or any policeman or impounding officer and placed in the city pound. Notice describing such animal impounded shall be posted by either of the officers above named three days in three of the public places of the town, at the end of which time if said animal or animals are not claimed and the expenses paid by the owner or owners, it or they shall be sold at public outcry before the city hall door, the money arising from said sale, after deducting the fees aud cost of impounding, feeding and selling, shall be deposited in the city treasury and turned over to the owner of such animal when called for with proper proof of title. But if not claimed by the owner within twelve months after the sale, shall be appropriated to tlfe general fund. Sec. 3. Should the marshal other officer above named be un¬ able to impound any of the ani¬ mals named in section 1 found running at large at times aud places forbidden by this ordinance, the owner of such animal or per¬ son having the same in control or possession shall be notified, and upon the failure of such person to keep such animal or animals off the streets, lanes, alleys, uninclos¬ ed lots and parks at any time when they are forbidden on such places shall be punished as here¬ inafter provided. THE PELHAM FRIDAY, SEPT. 4, ISOS. Sec.,4. It shall be unlawful for any person knowingly to permit any animal or animals named in section 1 of this ordinance, owned or controlled by him or her, to be at large upon any street, lane, ally, uninclosed lot or park in the corporate limits of the town of Pelham, at any time when said stock is forbidden at large in said town, and any person violating the provisions of this section, shall be punished as hereinafter provided. Sec. 5. It shall be unlawful for any person or persons to drive any of the animals mentioned in sec¬ tion 1 from outside the corporate limits into the corporate limits, and leave the same at large, or drive any such animals from with¬ in the corporate limits into the city and impound the sanj£,, ^nd any person violating the provision of this section shall be punished as hereinafter provided. Sec. 6. Fees for impounding shall be: B'or impounding each horse or mule, $1.00. For impounding each of the other animals named in section 1, 50c. For feeding each horse, mule or cow per day, 50c. Feed¬ ing each goat or sheep, 10c per day. Sec. 7. Any person violating this ordinance, or any section thereof shall upon conviction in the Mayor's court be fined not exceeding $10.00 or confined in the guard house or sentenced to work on the streets in the discre¬ tion of the mayor. Sec. 8. Be it further ordained, That this ordinance shall be pub¬ lished once a week for 4 weeks in the Pelham Journal aud that after said publication an election shall be held at the Council Chamber on Oct. 1st, 1908, to determine whether this ordinance shall go into effect. Said election shall be held under the same rules and reg¬ ulations as elections for mayor and councilmen are held. Those in favor of the ratification of this ordinance shall have written or printed on their ballots “Against Cows” aud those against ratifica¬ tion shall have written or printed on their ballots “For Cows”. If a majority of the ballots cast shall be “Against Cows” then this or¬ dinance shall go into effect within 30 days thereafter. Sec. 9. Be it further ordained That all ordinances or parts of ordinances in conflict with this be. and the same are hereby repealed. The LATEST 1908 MODEL RACYCLE. - One of The Best Bicycles Made. We carry several models in stock. The RACYCLE is without a doubt the lightest running, most durable and most substantially made Bicycle that is on the American market today, and are sold under a guarantee. Call and see them or mail us your order. Full supply of Bicycle sundries We can Repair your Wheel, Gun, Pistol, or most anything else, no matter what part is broken. Out of town work solicited. We do all work promptly and guarantee satisfaction. OUR PRICES Are The LOWEST, FL M. SMITH & CO., - Pelham. Ga. They - Kinks Out. Pills II- with increasing for many s, satisfaction. J v take the kinks out of stomai iyer and bowels, without fuss or friction,” says N. H. Brown, of Pittsfield, Vt. Guaran¬ teed satisfactory at Hill & King’s drug store. 25c." Col. H. H. Merry and Mr. A. A. Turner spent Tuesday in Camilla. Mr. J. M. Turner was in the city Friday. Mr. Turner is in charge of the Colquitt County convict gang, and is building some fine roads in that county. Mr. M. H. King has commenced work on a handsome residence which he is to build on the corner of Hand Avenue and Nelson Street. Contractor J. M. Cul¬ pepper has the work in charge. Miss Ruby Mize will leave Mon¬ day for Norman Park, where she will become a student of Norman Park Institute. Miss Laura Emma McNair of Camilla spent Tuesday in the city the guest of Mrs. D. A. Spence. Small Lillian’s father was very home¬ ly, and one day she said, “Mamma, why did you marry papa 7” “Because I loved him, dear,” was the reply. “Say, mamma,” continued Lillian, “love will make us women do anything, won’t it?”—Philadelphia Record. Corrected. Editor (returning from a week’s ab¬ sence, to substitute)—That was a dis¬ reputable issue you got out last week. You’re a pretty editor. You don’t know the first principles of editing. Substitute—Why, what was the mat¬ ter? Editor—You said that Jim Bicker dyke had “got a job” and that he is a “good fellow.” Yon should have said he “secured a lucrative position," with the comment that he is a “genial, af¬ fable gentleman.” I’m sorry, but you’ll have to go. You’ll never make an editor.—Pathfinder. First Bridesmaid — They are well matched, don’t you think? Second Bridesmaid wtfiow.-djfef'tie's -Bather. Sbets a q/m*?. s’ vegetartan. • Flew the Coop. A colored parson, calling upon one of his flock, found the object of hia visit out in the back yard working among his hencoops. He noticed with surprise that there were no chickens. “Why, Brudder Johnson,’* he asked, “where are your chickens ?’ “Huh,” grunted Johnson without looking up, “some fool niggah left de do’ open, and dey all went home.”— Kansas City Independent At an informal dinner an American lady who sat at the kaiser’s left had the salad passed to her over her left shoulder. The emperor saw that the lady hesitated to turn her face from him in order to help herself to the salad. “Madam,” he said, “a kaiser can wait; a salad cannot” A mother overheard her little daugh¬ ter expounding the origin of sex to her family of dolls. “You see, children,” she said, “Adam was a man alone and was very lonely, so God put him to sleep, took bis brains out and made a nice lady of him ,” The Boston boy baby contemptuously rejected the alphabet blocks that some misguided western relative had sent him as a present “Of all the intellectual diversions,” he exclaimed, “playing on words is ab¬ solutely and unquestionably the most trivial.”—Chicago Tribune. Mr. Stubb—That old chap Argus had a hundred eyes. Mrs. Stubb—So they say. Mr. Stubb—And I suppose, Marla, my dear, if I had a hundred eyes I could see everything too. Mrs. Stubb—Everything but your own faults, John.—Chicago News. First Spendthrift—Have you tele¬ graphed the old man for money? Second Spendthrift—Yes. “Got an answer?” “Yes. I telegraphed the old man, ‘Where is that money I wrote you for? and his answer reads, ‘In my inside pocket’ ” An Insulting Programme. A lady’s maid who had been to t servants’ ball came back before the evening was half over and in tears. Her mistress inquired the cause. “I was grossly insulted, ma’am, by a young man.” “Weil, what did he do?’ “Well, ma’am, he asked me to go down to supper with him, and when we had finished he said, ‘Is your pro¬ gramme full? "—London Chronicle. The Other Version. Miss Jane Barlow sent a poem as a ^ contribution to the Cornlfill editor. asine when James Payn was its Think of the lady receiving a brief line, scrawled in James’ fearful chtrog raphy. which she Interpreted as fol¬ lows: “I have no use for silly verses.” Of course Miss Barlow indulged in copious tears. There never was such an ill mannered snub. Then she com menced to study the scrawl. Now came a gleam of light, for she dimly made out what It really was: “J bo r > to use your |Srrtty verses." Cunning of the Ostrich. Probably nine people out of ten be¬ lieve that when the ostrich la trying to escape detection it hides its head la the sand. It doesn’t. But it is clever enough to know that crouching low la the earth will not save it so long as its lengthy neck and head are upright, so It does flatten Its neck along the ground. This la the foundation of the head burying story. Deferred Snowstorm. The leading man had just appeared before the curtain. It was not in response to an en¬ thusiastic recall. The play, in fact, hadn’t commenced. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he dearly and forcibly annonneed, “the manage¬ ment regrets to state that owing to the continued high price and scarcity of white paper the snowstorm in the third act will have to be omitted.” The human body contains about enough carbon to make 3,000 lead pen¬ cils or to make enough coal to burn nearly two hours. The Card Table. John Duncombe, a noted divine and man of letters, wrote about 1765 to this effect in one of his very illuminating essays on “Rouge, Whist and Female Beauty." He says, "The vigils of the card table have spoiled many a good face, and I have known a beauty to stick to the midnight rub¬ ber till she has grown as homely ss the queen of spades.” Child's Curiosity. One of the unpardonable crimes against children Is to repress their natural curiosity. It stunts the mind and souL The unfolding of a rosebud in springtime Is something that might well interest an angel, but the most fascinating and delightful thing in this world to a person of intelligence and sensibility is the unfolding of a child’s mind, especially bis own child's mind. —Chicago Record-Herald.