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MARY M’NISH BURROUGHS, Editor.
THERE’S A BOY IN THE HOUSE.
A gun in the parlor, a kite In the hall,
\ n the kitchen a hook, a bat and and a hall,
On the sideboard a ship, on the.bookcaee a flute
And a hat for whose ownership none could dis*
pute;
And out on the porch gallantly prancing no
where,
A spirited hobby-horae pawn at the air;
And a well polished pie plate out there on the
shelf,
ea r the tall Jelly Jar which a mischievous elf
Emptied an aly and slick as a mouse.
Make it easy to seo There’s a Hoy In the House.
A racket, a rattle, a rollicking shout,
Above and below and around nd about;;
A whistling, a pounding, a hammering of nails,
The building of bonnes, the shaping of sails,
Entreaties for paper, for scissors, for string,
For every Uhfineable, bothersome thing;
A bang of the door and a dash up the stairs
In the Interest of bothersome businesH affairs,
An olcphaht hunt for a bit of a mouse,
Make It easy to hear There’s a Hoy in the Hons,
Hut ofc, if the toys were not scattered about,
And the houso never echoed to racket and rout
If forever the. rooms were all tidy and neat,
And one need not wipe after wee muddy feet;
If no one laughed out if the morning was red
And with kisses went tumbling all tired t-<
bed.
What a wearieome work a day world, don’t
you see,
For all who love little wild laddies, ’t would bo;
And I’m happy to think, though I shrink like a
rn mse
From a disorder and din—There’s a Boy in the
House!
—Selected.
Mioß Clem Hampton, one of the best
known educators In Florida, is spend
ing Rome time in Brunswick, the charm
ing guest of Miss Mattie Gale, at her
home on E street boulevard where she
Is making many friends.
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Edward Ilovt is the name that has
been givven to the little son of Mr, and
Mrs. Allen Leybonrue, at their homo on
K street boulevard.
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The services at the Presbyterian
church this morning promise to he of
unusual interest, and to the large con
gregation that will be present, consist
ing of members of that and other
churches, among which he has many
friends, Rev. \V. V. HolliDgsworth, the
pastor, will nnnouncehis decision which
will determine whether he will remain
In Biunsw’ck or leave at once to aece pt
tlic call which has been given him to
cne of the prominent churches in Aber
deen, Alisa.
It will interest many Brunswick
friends of Mr. snd Mrs. L. D. Gale to
n o w that they are now living In Toe
c<>, where they have a pretty home
and are surrounded liy many Mends.
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M iss Annie O’Connor is receiving
many charming attentions during her
pleasant visit to friends in Atlanta.
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Master Roy Bodct left yesterday for
Wayeross, where he will spend some
time the guest of his sister, Mrs. Louis
N. Jones, at her pretty homo.
Dr. and Mrs H. M. Biauliam leave
shortly, to the regret of many friends,
to make their future home in Fort Val
ley.
O
Mr. Sam Drury of Atkinson spent
yesterday with friends, returning home
last night,
Miss Lucy lloltzendorf is spending
some time with fneuds in Camden
county.
Miss Susie Gale is the suest other
brother, Mr. L. D. Gale, for seie.al
Weeks, at his tome in Toccoa.
Ma friends regret to know that Mrs.
G. 8. Scnrlet has been quite 111 at her
home at Fancy Bluff. As soon as she
is able to travel, she expects to leave
for Indian Spring and Atlan a.
Mrs. A. C. Banks and Master Albert
Banka ate malting many friends In Sa
vannah, where they they are yisiting
relatives.
Miaa Kate Bcrrie has returned to her
home in Camden county, after a pleas
ant visit to Brunswick.
Mr. John W. Dickey has returned to
hie home in Augusta, after several
weeks in Brunswick aud on the Is
lands.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles WyJly are spend
ing several weeks in their cottage on
St. Simon Island.
Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Brown have re
turned to their home in Atlanla, after a
pleasant honeymoon in Brunswick and
on the islands, where they made many
friends.
The Brunswtok library these long
summer afternons, is one of the most
charmingly popular resorts, where
many pleasant hours are spent by mem
bers and visitors. „
Mi-s Emmie Scarlett is spending the
summer in Atlanta, the attractiue guest
of her sister, Mrs. J. L, Beach.
A pietty two column cut in the Ats
lanta Journa', and the following notice
will interest many Brunswick friends of
Miss Minnie D.llon:
Miss Ethel Akers will receive this af
ternoon from five to seven o’clock, in
honor of her gueat, Miss Minnie Dillon,
of Tliomasviile, and Miss Taylor Wat-
Bon, of Jackson.
Miss Akers will be assisted in receiv
ing by Miss Lucy Cole, Miss Ethel Mob
ley, Miss Flora Glenn, and Mrs. Luther
Williford.
Mr. Hoyt Gale is spending a part of
his vacation the guest of his brother,
Mr. L D. Gale, at Toceoa.
Mrs. Ed Fleming, of Jacksoville, is
visiting her parents, Dr aud Mrs J. A.
But is on George street.
Miss Constance Butts is at home
again after a pleasant visit to Jackson
ville.
Mess <} stave Andersen,Hugh Bur
ford and Leighton Burroughs left
yesterday for Fernamlina, where they
will spend several days.
Cel. Brjan Cuinmirgs, of Augusta,
was among the visitors to Brunswick
th’s week.
Mr. James A. Benson, Jr., and sis
ter, Mies Julia Benson, have returned
10 their home in Washington, after
making many friends in Brunswick
and in the ldaods.
Jliss May Milliard, of Savannah, ia
expected in Brunswick in a few days
and spend some time the guest of Mrs.
Otias. lvellam, at her boms in E street
boulevard.
After a pleasant visit to Brunswick
“He Laughs Best
Who Laughs Last:'
A hearty laugh indicates a degree of
good health obtainable through pure blood.
As but one person in ten has pure blood,
the other nine should purify the biood
*with Hood's Sarsaparilla, Then they can
laugh first, last and all the time, for
3(bcd<S SaUafraliff#
mmmmS .
THE BRUNSWICK TIMES-CALL, AUGUST 19, 1900.
during which they made many friends
the guest o' Mr. and Mri. Hugh Por
ter, Mr. and Mrs, Lee Shackleford
and little aon left yesterday for.Abbe
ille, S. C., where they will epend
some time.
Miss Anuie Exteowitcb leaf s II is
morning for Savannah, wterb she
will spend some tune with friends.
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Mister Howard Clark, of Albany, ia
vielting bie uncle, Mr. Cbas. Kellaro,
at his home on E street boulevard .
Dr, and Mrs. Ben Gray.ofWay
oross, are spending some time in their
pretty cottage on Bt. Simon.
After spending some time in Mil
ledgevilie, the guest of her sister.
Mrs. T. M. Hall, Miss 1* unnieSmith is
the gu st o( the family of Cspt. John
Duoe, iu Macon, for several week-.
Miss M.uil Araot, of Patterson, is
the attractive guest of Mies Ida Gray,
at ter cottage on St. Simon for several
weeks.
Mr. Coleman Brantley haves this
morning for a short visit toS-yannab.
Dr. A. It. L. Avant, of Patterson,
spent several days of this week with
friends in Brunswick.
Miss Lydie Jeffers leaves this morn
ing for Savannah, where she will
spend some time, the charming guest
of friends.
Mrs. E. Brown is having her pretty
residence, on C street, greatly im
proved.
The marriage of Miss Bessie Night
engale, which oocurs shortly in New
York, will' be of interest to many
Brunswick relatives tDd friends,
William Lsoy is the name that has
bsen given to the bright little son of
Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Tait, at their home
on Halifax square.
On account of tbs ball game at the
fair grounds Friday afternoon, the
Brunswick gun olubdid notpraotice,
but will meet as usual on next Friday,
when there will be some fine shots.
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THE DEATH OF THE WORLD.
Scientists Fall to Agree ns to flow
the End Will Come.
Scientists seem to agree that the
earth some day Is to be destroyed by a
gigantic cataclysm, but fail to agree
upon the "how.” Dr. Henry Smith
Williams, In writing In Harper’s
Monthly on "Some Unsolved Scientific
Problems,” says:
“If so much uncertainty attends
these fundamental questions as to the
earth’s past and present, it Is not
strange that open problems as to her
future are still more numerous. We
have seen how, according to Professor
Darwin’s computations, the moon
threatens to come hack to earth with
destructive force some day. Yet Pro
fessor Darwin himself urges that there
are elments of fallibility in the data
Involved that rob the computation of
all certainty.
"Much the same thing Is true of per
haps all the estimates that have been
made as to the earth’s ultimate fate.
Thus it has been suggested that, even
should the sun’s heat not forsake us,
our day will become month long and
then year long; that all the water of
the globe must ultimately filter into Its
depths and all the air fly off Into
space, leaving our earth as dry and as
devoid of atmosphere as the moon, and,
finally, that ether friction, If it exists,
or, in default of that, meteoric friction,
must ultimately bring the earth back
to the sun. *
“But In all these prognostications
there are possible compensating factors
that vitiate the estimates and leave
the exact results in doubt. The last
word of the cosmic science of our cen
tury Is a prophecy of evil—lf annihila
tion be an evil. But It Is left for the
science of another generation to point
out more clearly the exact terms In
which the prophecy Is most likely to
be fulfilled.”
N 0 f E D~ A NAG RAM S.
Infrenlonn Transmutation of the
Nome, of Well Known Person*.
Anagrams that transmute the names
of well known men and women are
often startlingly appropriate. What
could be better In this way than these
announcements, evolved from two
great statesmen’s names when the
reins of power changed hands: Glad
stone, “G leads not!” Disraeli, "I lead,
sir!” Quite as happy Is the comment
on the devoted nursing of Florence
Nightingale, whose name yields “Flit
on. cheering angel.” Among those
that are most often quoted we may
mention Horatio Nelson, “Honor est
a Nllo;” Charles James Stuart, “Claims
Arthur's Seat;” Pilate's question.
“Quid est verltas?” (“What Is truth?”),
answered by “Est Vir qui adest,” ("It
Is the man here present,”); Swedish
Nightingale. "Sing high, sweet Linda;”
David Livingstone, “D. V., go and visit
Nile;” the Marquess of Ripon (who re
signed the grand mastership of Free
masons when he became a Romanist),
"R. I. P„ quoth Freemasons;” Charles
Prince of Wales, “All France calls.
Oh. help!” Sir Roger Charles Doughty
Tichborne, baronet, ‘Von horrid butch
er Orton, biggest rascal here.” And
many shorter specimens, such as tele
graph, “great help;” astronomers, “no
more stars” and “moon starers;” one
bug, “enough;” editors, “so tired;”
tournament, “to run at men;” peniten
tiary, "nay, I repent;” old England,
“golden land;” revolution, “to love
ruin;” fashionable, “one-half bias;”
lawyers, “sly ware;” midshipman,
“mind his map;” poorliouse, “Oh, sour
hope;” Presbyterian, “best In prayer;”
sweetheart, “there we sat;” matrimo
ny. “Into my arm.”—Chambers’ Jour
nal.
Hard Words.
Mrs. Tucker—Tommy, what makes
you so late?
Tommy—Had some words with the
teacher, and she kept me In after
school.
Mrs. Tucker—Vou had words with
the teacher?
Tommy—Yes'm. 1 couldn’t spell
’em—Chicago Tribune. ._*■ -
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