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Miller County Liberal.
Entered in the Postoffice at
Colquitt as second class matter.
Published every Wednesday.
Joseph and Zula Toole, Editors.
Subscription, $1 (X) a year,
COLQUITT, GL, Aug. Ist, 1917
Here lies the body of William
Draper,
A warning to those who pass;
He lived sixty years without a
paper,
And then—blew out the gas.
The melon-colic days are on the
ebb.
Speaking of “hot air”--wl>er",
oh, where can any other be found
now ?
The ice man is the most popular
fellow that we know. Evtrybody
is looking for him.
When a fellow sobs rs up from a
jag he immediately begins laying
the fcundation for another roaring
drunk, and the shade of red he
will use in painting up the town
There is nothing that causes s<
much trouble among neighbors a>
hobo chickens. Keep up you l
chickens and thus goo -■> the good
will of your neighbors.
Os what use is it for the li.cai
gaper to suggest imp.ovemont,
and new enterprises if the sugges
tions are never acted upon?” Rq
Van Winkle slumbering must go
if anything is accomplished.
The luscious scuppernong sea
son is near at. hand, You can now
only enjoy the fruit as you gatln r
it from the vine, for the bone dry
law forbid the making of that ex
hilarating and sparkling beveragi
classified as wine.
A young man would like to know
what is the best thing to be dont
when one sits down on a custan
pie at a picnic. About the best
thing that we know of would be 1.
still hold the pie down until every
body have gone hom *.
Naughty husbands bad best call
a halt. A few days ago a Macon
woman decided that her hubby
had waxed a little too gay and sb.
treated him to % pistol solo which
he huriedly and wisely refused to
listen to —much less encore.
Says the St. Louis Republic:
“The young man who claimed’ ex
emption because he didn’t lik<
beans was about as logical assom.
others.” Yes; and when it comes
to serving bullets with beans it
sings a medley that, is not very har
monious, especially to the felloe
who is a little gun-shy.
Preserved plums, put up twenb
one years ago were served recently
at, a wedding supper in Kansas
Toe bride was an infant when th.
preserves were made. Wonder i*
after twenty-one years of marrin
life the woman will be as sweet t<
his lordship ns she was on thei
wedding day ?
The county unit system and th.
popular vote system seem to b<
the subject of quite a bit of dis
cussion among individuals and
newspapers. It seems to us I ha*
a suggestion on how to keep coo’
during this hot weather and wh.i
the be.ze doesn’t blow reguffir o.
ice isn't cheaper would be more
apptopriate.
A fellow in one of the Eastern
states made a junk* shop of his
stomach, ant! that organ becam.
so restless taut an operation wat
decided upon, which re. It'd the
fact that he had swallowed : tit
hundred and fifty picees of m< ud
from an ordinary piu up to a large:
screw. That part of the fellow’s
• anatomy must been intended for
an Alligator.
0 G. M.
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A Mistake
Krom The Macon Telegraph.
Governor Dorsey will make a
grave gohtical mistake if he sue
cessfully throws his influence back
of the ever-recurrent movement to
eliminate the State convention of
the party and with it, necessarily
the county unit plan of Statewide
computation.
There is of course a Strong ar
gument based on the fact that
“one man’s vote is as good as an
other’s, whether he live in city or
countryside,” which would make a
good case for those who contend
that in a Statewide race the candi
date in the primary getting the
most, of all the votes poHed in the
State should have the nomina
tion.
But there is another angle to
that, one that in the end works fo’
better representation and fairer
politics, rough arid tumble and
sometimes manipulative though
our conventions may be. TheJState
wide popular vote plan places the
gov.rnment of the State in the
hands of the cities and takes it
largely from the hands ot the
country people.
The great registration of the
cities, one half dozen of them in
Georgia, makes-.a voting proper
tior. that can be frequently be
voted together under organization.
This susceptibility to discipline on
' he part of the city vote, its greater
proneness to vote in unity if not
with complete intelligence, pro
vides opportunity for half a dozen
little groups of local city organiz
ers end political experts to form a
compact and run the whole Slate
for the benefit, of the cities.
The county unit plan has its
faults, but it does pretty welt ex
press the party’s will on matters.
It slips np and things go awry
with it all right, but we are in
clined to believe they would slip
■ much oftenei’ under the Statewide
plan. The question of right en
ters, too, in that we are a collection
>f counties and commonwealth ac
don should not bo taken withc.ui
‘acb and every county as an entity
to itself has bad a chance to make
its influence felt and to state its
case.
The Governor bad best leav.
•his thing alone. He probably ir
sincere about it, but when an ex
eutive who is young and gener
.Uy conceded to have a political
future before him, goes to tinker
tig with election laws, he opens
i mself up to some suspicion.
The above article from one ot
be cleanest dailies in the country,
s timely and fully covers tie
iround on which the argument i
based.
Steer Your
Own Ship
Young men, yon are the archi
tects of your own fortunes
Rely upon your own'strength o'
tody and mind. Take for youi
'uidingstar, self-reliance, Don’t
ake too much advice —keep at
,’oiir helm and steer your own shij
ind remember that the great art
if commanding is to take a fair
share of the work.
Think well of yourself. Strike
out. Assume your own posstiou.
Put potatoes in a cart and drive
over h rough road and the small
ones will go to the bottom.
Rise above the envious and
jealous. Ei r e above the mark you
intend to hit. Energy, invincible
determination, with a right mo
tive, are the levers that move th.
world. Be in earnest. Be gener
ous. Be civil. Read t b e papers.
Advertise your business. Makt
money* and do good with it.
On A Vacation
Our County Demonstrator, Mr.
LT*. Pinkston, will be absent from
.’..iquitt from August t»th. to Au
gust 2Jrd on a vacation. Thos<
who may wish bis services are
hereby put ou notice
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| DIRECTORY t
County Directory
COURTS
Superior Court—Wm. C, Worrill,
Judge.
B. T. Castellow, Solicitor General.
J. E. Lane. Clerk.
C. Kimbrel, Sheriff.
Court convenes fourth Monday in Jan
uary, April, July and October.
City Court—W. I. Geer, Judge.
N. L. Stapleton, Solicitor.
J. E. Lane, Clerk.
C. H. Kimbrel, Sheriff.
Court convenes second Monday in
March, June and December,
Commissioners Court —W. C. Dancer,
Chairman.
J. E. Tabb, commissicner 12th Dist,
J. J. Harrell, J. P Cook commissioners
13th Dist., J. M. Shingler, commis
sioner 2Gth Dist. Court Ist Tuesday in
each month.
Ordinary’s Court—W. C. Dancer, Or
dinary, Court first Monday in each
month.
M. D. Jones, Tax Collector.
D. D. Grimes, Tax Receiver.
City Directory
Council meets first Monday evening
in each month.
Mayor, S. M. Watson.
Councilmcn, W. J. Bush, F. E. Fudge,
J. P. Cook and L. E. Calhoun.
O. N. Sutton, Chief of Police.
R. H. Sanders, Sec’y and Trensuier.
Church Director!/
Baptist Church, N. G. Christopher,
pastor,
Preaching every fourth Sunday.
Sunday School every Sunday morning
at 9 o'clock.
Methodist Church. D. P. Melson,
Pastor.
Preaching Ist, 3rd and sth Sundays.
Sunday School every Sunday morning
at 9.45 o'clock.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening.
How Nations of Earth
Rank In Productions
Here Is a list of 25 ot the world’s
most useful and valuable commodities,
showing what country leads and what
country ranks second in producing
them:
Leading Second
Commodity Country Country
Wheat . . . U. S. A. Russia
Corn . . . . U. 8. A. Argentina
Oats . . . . U. 8. A. Russia
Rye .... Russia Germany
Rice .... China British India
Tobacco . . U. S. A. British India
Cattle . . . U. S. A. Russia
Sugar .... Cuba Russia
Tea China British India
Coffee .... Brazil Venezuela
Cocoa . Gold Coast Brazil
Cotton . . . U. S. A. British India
Wool. . . Australia Argentina
SHk China Japan
Coal . . . U. S. A. United Kingdom
Petroleum . U. S. A. Russia
Pig iron . , U. 8. A. Germany
Steel . , , ,u. 8. A. Germany
Copper. . . U. S. A. Japan
Aluminum . U. 8. A. France
Zinc U. 6. A. Germany
Tin . Malay States Bolivia
Rubber. . . .Brazil Congo
Gold. . . Transvaal U. S. A.
Sliver ... U. 8. A. Mexico
This summary shows the number ol
products In which each county leads:
Untied States .14 Cuba 11
China .... 3 Gold Coast . . 1
Brazil .... 2 Malay States. . 1I
Russia .... 1 Transvaal .... 1
Australia ... 1 All others . . . C
When you buy United States Lib
erty Bonds remember that you are
buying the bonds of the richest nation
en earth, the one most abundantly
blessed by nature and by man, the
producer in the greatest quantity of 14
commodities that the world demands.
Remember, also, that no other coun
try in the world leads in more than
three, and that Germany, Austria-Hun
gary, Turkey and Bulgaria lead In
none.
Nobody Is entitled to any special
credit for believing In the country that
Is so tremendously richer than any
other nation. The man who doesn’t
believe in the nature-blessed U. S. A.
Is to be pitied.
If you have not yet bought your
United States Liberty Bonds, see your
banker or broker today.
ADVERTISE
In The j
Liberal I]
Dr. Collie Hays
Physician Surgeon.
Office Up Stairs In
Wilkin Buidling.
Colquitt Georgia
Dr. B. Cosby Bird
Physician <y Surgeon.
All Calls Answered Promptly,
Office In Wilkin Bld.
N. L. Stapleton,
LAWYER
COLQUITT, GEORGIA.
E. C. Smith.
DENTIST
Bainbridge, - Georgia.
Dr. G. Darbyshire
VETE RIN ARI AN;
Office Phone If
Bainbridge, Ga.
E. B. Baughn
Physician & Surgeon
OFFICE UP STAIRS IN
WILKIN BUILDING
Colquitt, Ga.
Billie B. Bush,
Attorney at Law
Wi 11 practice in State until
Federal Courts. Real Estates an. 1
LongT j rm Loans on Farms.
OFFICE IN COURT HOUSE.
Dr. R. H. Saunders
:: dental :: surgeon :
Office In The New Building
North Os Dixie Pharmacy.
Sheriff’s Sale
Georgia, Miller County:
Will be sold before the court house j
doer of said county, on the 1 Tuesday in I
Aug. next, between the legal hours of
sale, to the highest bidder for cash, the
following described property to wit: 1
Ford touring car, motor no. 1201285,
said car being levied upon under and by
virtue of an attachment issued in favor
of J. W. & C. B. Bush against J. E. I
Lane, as the property of J. E. Lane
and found in his possession. This July!
2, 1917.
C. H. KIMBREL. I
Sheriff. >
j OVERLAND ‘j
J LIGHT FOUR. I
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It Has The PEP And ENDURANCE |
Would YOU like to kn w why this Light- H> fisked , fl {lot . lcr . „ 0 £Hi(J> ()fis t|(f4 g
Four is the most popular car in th a W.liy pep R[id t . lt , il)r4UCfi .- 1
Overland lin» ? tiS
j vv r j . i >1 i A diird owner fold ns “There’s more nulo- ■
We wanted to find ou* and asked several g
mobile in the Light Foor, dollar for dollar, than ■-
I owners. |m
any car ever bniit.” |l
A lawyer told us. “It it just the right size gg
for my family of fie, aid we ride in it So there you have toe answer—they’re ail *
ICOMOKTABLY, right, we believe. B *"
“It look stylish. When a big car Mnv< s You’ll use a car mostly for driving around I
alongside I don’t teel as if I should pull to the doing errflnds HU(I tftkjng rldefe whh yous ■ ■
corner; I’m as proud of my ear as I’d be of the fHnn|y aud friends g
big one. 1 average us muc > mileage per gal- • w
■ lon as any automobile own ■r" I know. What You I nse this car in a hundred useful ways. H. '<•
■ more could I want?’’ It’s a great bargain. Take a ride in it today. •■ * ■
Five Passenger r F™" Vacuum gasoline system
Brt v.su r green body a 1 CantilcA’er rear springs
I® 32 Horsep.vtr T\ /lil3l x 4 Inch tires a*
Auta-Ligut start and lighting 1-< ■ XmZ lU6 Inch wheelbase •.$
f. o. b. Toledo, and subject to change without notice. ■ V’’
F. E. Fudge, I
•fIUwSSMMHK J
IF YOU WANT TO SELL
Yo ir flule and Save f?eed
See Me
At once. lam in the market for some ’
Young Mules
dlsl
Aged from 4 to 10 years; size from 800
to 1100 pounds. Will buy a few Mares
of the same age and size s
CALL TO SEE ME AT ONCE. ,
T. M. Austin, '
COLQUITT, - - GEORGIA
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