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CALIIOtJN TIMES
i.. . lii 3.., So Jill west of oyurt •to i SC*
;; V L'Ef OF SUBSCRIPTION.
r $2.00
v estorn & Atlantic Railroad
\ND I I S (A A \ iv.'TION.S.
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i'll ’ billowing t.# k •.*■* etfo-t may 20, G 7
MbTflW ARD No. I.
L-ave Atlanta 4,10 l*.M
Arrive (Nii-v ii villc 0.14 *•
Kingston 0.42
“ Dalton 8.21 “ !
“ (Utnttiiiioogii 10.20 ••
No. 3 |
Leave Atlanta 7.0' a.m
Vrrive Cartoraviile 0.22 j
>• Kingston D.N. •*
Dahoti *....11. 1 i
I'll a alien .a 1. 0 !\ M
No. li.
I, mv* /v ii .to a !•,
\,■vivo t’ai I'-.v-. v,li> 7.1
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Arrive Dalton 5.41 •*
“ Kingston ',,28 “
“ CartersviUe 8.12 “
“ tlanla,. 10 15 “
No. 4.
I e ve Chattanooga.... 5,00 a.m
1 n ive Dalton 74)1 “
“ Kingston 0.07 “
“ CaiteiHville 0.42 “
Atlanta ~..12 00 p.m
No. 12.
[ a' e Dalton 1.00 a.m ,
\ ,-i t- Kmg -ton 4. T 1 |
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\ilant 0.20 “ !
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ND AFTE‘ SUNDAY, JUNK 2*tii
, . ~ie i'a soncer trains on the Georgi i
( in ..ml Rail raids will run
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An A ;ZI 1 I-1 IMSSKNOKU TIMIN’.
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ieorgi Itadroad
,S A*. JOUXSOX Superintendent.
in or itemlent s Otlice Georgia and Macon
an 1 \e. gust a. Railroads, Augusta, Jure
20, 1874,
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gr> i-',- 1 T VT.f, A M
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✓
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>■■) -'I to receive holes to tan
< > • v exa.nngs 1e.4.1 he” or
if > it themselves to prepare
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Two Dollars a Year.
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MANUFACTU; El) NK \rl KINGSTON.
P, UITO A COUNTY, GEORGIA.
v qnnl to In best imp,out * Poi iiaml < emcm.
<S '* ntf for ' ixular Try this before
but/iny <T. < n h: re
n f. . . I.y | . ,*:o dr. \ J. Vi evf
: Pt-n . •! O end n\,
i CI 'a • -1 '' li' .
I dam iiCiosM t > n.i ; ia k t, eg ln> c-nioul.
| and pronouncing it the bust ne ever used.
Also refer to* Messrs. Smitl , Son A Bro . .1.
E. Veal, F. 1. Stone J. J. Cohen a"d Major
Tom Berry, Knnie, Georgia, .\iajor H Bry
an, of Savannah T. C. Douglas, Superin
tendent of Masonry. East River Bridge,
New York. Gen. Wm. Mcßae, Supei'inteml
ent W. & A. Railroad, Capt. .J. Postell, C.
E. Address
G. H. WAKING, Kingston. Ga
octlol j.
I lyaionic Instilute I
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• 9 Jxo. Stain back Wir.so',
Physician-in-Charge.
Awarded the Highest Medal at Vienna
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E. & It. T ANTHONY & CO.,
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surer . *m sorters &. Deal
ers in i
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and V ews,
{; .; •*n - oi su lahle views.
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An* enterprising man can malm money
i ivoi a magic lantern.
Cutout t his advei tiseun nt Ft refer
(Mice “TBS. set 29 9m
Brick-Layer & Contractor.
rn 1 m -i esp cti'ul \ I* gs
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POOR COPY j
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1 . ’.7 o*l * * i OT‘,
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,11.1 1 in 1 rice
,1 . r.:>.- ou receipt ot staxip
S ed* ox dl kinds by acket, ounce, o H m
and quart, can be sent by mail to any post
office in the United States.
EDWARD J. EVANS & CO.,
Nurseiymen aiul Seedsmen.
| , York, Pa ;
CALHOUN, GA., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22, 1870.
S'J HLH ATI TV (JOS'iUNTKD.
■ e \V( 4g: ow old hu m :: gr ,v c.n I
To each w., . king tv. ui :
Ati I w: ud i w,.: , .tu t ear , and toil.
We scare,: have im, for pi -asuri;
But never ind, that is . loss
Not much to b lamented :
i.ite iolis on g .iiy if we v dl
But smde and D ■ contented.
If we ate pool, and would b r ch,
Ii will ** o t be by pining ;
No ! steady earts and hop* tul minds
Aie life’s bright silver Doing,
1 ... iV: lie rl' ii man that i red to hope,
Icilh oi ni> cuoice i j> nt; i .
Th i.iij p e.-a m.u.s on it! am tho.
Wue sinti* and aie com lit.' 1
When -r .H^eijg.Uh umMf ’ •
A . u on v
From dupe \> n & ‘ blc tag •
A- ! •• •n olaiiou Imi vow
If . •\\ ill iis vv.h , i , ves blooin
Ji ,i be p: v iu .:
• v i > Ll; . >• t t \• * Cm.
.i iit U*ii 0 .ib * b ; CO* .j.‘ tivu.
I*oll l*ieui*e oi* Airs. ReEiii ip.
i sli.li lie vcl I"|ve( luc .mil i s.n\ uei
il was ini tii -i i, c* pi n. ii iiciiuv ba
by s bl til. aim Clow Us Wol'ii itiloiiomo
to coligl'atulatc lid ) toe beautliul pal
iuTs, whose w ills Have ci linS'll veivet
pa pci wr ii _a iu4U iiuu* • 8 were lull .it
ha 4 iaCCs , li ic wa th .uUfuiUi oi
w• ii in •. v. n ippi id ii_iit
it tig id. i i> sv . lid * li'.-ti , ; “Mules ami
••io ..1 iioi n, no v*. • e r v b it.
but iaiiM liidij .my tiling b- SI i si "ii
: !. SO. i > . 1 -.501 ) -in Sb and 1 C U*'at .
, . ;u. l ‘ till I •I, M ■ suit
u ii•• o, i.i ri. i a iit i ci ui r e .i her
• i .t . it in c stuia . w san
c ii . I. til. I 11 1t) 111 CkV< I. IW 11 i 1
,„Ij ■l l 111 i t ill ■ o iie
. I . II .1 . Si . , :
“ • 0 ■;
i .1 C• • ' l
. i , ups pi,l, U ovei well pertm:t
i sU-.U I • king at tier as i
1,, ai i .si - dr, aui o hneiineSs
. ii, . ~ui at 'll 4lu re
0 ,* u . In lie ci H iciSeil •
m, tin pttg, U.
tii *i *i is lilies T
•: laces
: . Me ■. O, •
e. ' i U the |
n •' o.yt** A bluff: j.l y fn ui*
; 1 v • r , at h ein cutups i
• Mk - d liv iiii
, - •., -. \:
i. • k nii i* Ml • •{■ • •>'. v K * ii t•*ij ’■ i m :
ii\ Jil c* ;m-:m I •:!’ . \ \ \ \•• ;•* *
. . j, tHi .s wlie il l til 'C net lie I , aci '
ou tin: piano sat l lie huby. wuli ts I
French nurse prouuly guaidmg her
treasure. Not one bii at) sin and or on *
• najed. tiie dailiing tec* i ed the Imui*
age so ireelj’ odeli and eiiu. t ing; aw a\ te
tile sweet unkni-wii jiirgo ol hahy land
rot uji <ui her little teet new and then
and I wondered if" all its life w nid he i
1 !■*•• 1 ud ap|■ \ a- it' o iwning .—i
•t* ■ ■ j
wi; m•• a.e it lend.* to the i• sei \ed ojalles 1
I V tu tile li tlsQ w ;ir 111 „ a i in,age |
slllt d'velvet plaitiK in.oh; hut ex'ivmc's
I’ h eoiuino - , while ihoiii li v girdle tiler*'
l uii.. th, pr dty gath' ii and pocket with
its ' l'nad s,l \ er *•!asp and elm us How
v vy hr el has i,n ll the t: utnph ! IJow j
i"iig wih be Hie years ol humiliation
and sui in vv ! '
Ufe’sKicli moments.
Lite has it' iikm u 11 (m ut .- I I‘ti_t!i and
t. I •> in its Ut".in tits "1 m-pl; !l. 11 in
which the I.utiiati Me si- z s 1, and ut -
Pi' whip is 'iivM in- 'Si baniitul and
di iu ti n an >en human life we
fed -uiv 'h- n ; il then till s.fi iflr. s
w re 111 •(]<• nil iet• ri s \\"h tin n- w. n!d
I ini - ft! dlOi • i!' . in ii ‘e Hut t li:
difficult |** • t is to preserve, through a
In ; e ur ■ t va. the H 1 in- u h leh
s Met* kl"died inspiration only t"
pi 'seive it w hlie <! 1 e st I u.s e'ine and
,g 1, whil ■ the everlasting mis-rain of
the m tui* 11 1 fills and falls ; tn perserve
ii still and uniform amid the Unvaried
days and nights. f J" i" 'his strength
tinm the fountain of in-pir.ti-m. bdh
(if the great and small —fur all laborers
11* lieait
u r 1 t sn j.pns" Ihitnl mhi mi
<1 1-t a- hss wit dia racier. M"Si per*
-kn .. ev 11 1 heir to- 1 j v • .j.
\ til. • . - IS! u '.. vln till) n 1 lies
and ft r-M ' h -in th se usit d\ assioned hv
•.t ti sight. " itli •' . ular
n 1 v su.iti) tailings in
(j! In i s
A t L and u light nd determined
■m i.l 1 , lug Idup ieity irt
* 1 " and stn-akiojj 1 " hmiesf man need
1i- ur-; t ;knv>s a 1 *hk employ
s ! ppy th • hi n wh > i*
t at* il * -h v contempt "I own af
|i 11 • unseignti'-us obligations
, 1 t
W >nien.
;e- said ill rr > a man uncor
• ••;■ *’• i e ii'.rii ited. Woman
2 - i y 1 • v and we k now
O' i 1 - red
' ■ t - 1 t - e >• 1 the
i: : S a! - !u: i .- ' .ilids
' j,i ..•? li.arly nit 1 'sting
i ain ! 1 ader sei-.ji-et .
: i v. . er. and n- t their
a it win my love.—
ii tli 1 <ed which bends
z but break ii"t in the
p> s 1 ll /{ittt y.
1 lie f undat ion of domestic hap iness
is la it It in the virtue of woman.—Lau
dor.
A woman who has nevpr been pretty
has never been young. —Madame Swet
chine
Women do act their pa-t when they
do make their ordered houses kuow
them. — Sheridan Knowles.
•‘Truth Conquers Ail filings.''
'•j -i n iik in won en what i- most
j p-site t tin ir own characters
h i "inj
Mi,, is u t made f • bt the admiration
of eii r\b dv lut the liJt| piliess ol int
Bur he
W*men b ive utore heart and more
Mnag n iti , i than men. LauhU'tirte.
Women re extreme : n all points
They at' better oi vvoise I an ir.eii
my. re
OUt
\ i ii o i h I ohsh pr-jn li ;•*> '.‘he .
.’S ' of■!. j and . '-(fte : i’ I. i* h : i;;!,
I :•< *p( jd *’ . .in' !l . *i s is in
of * ; -f> i oli 'I Im >i ry tael th t
-: r dn and i- u ht t b
el *-,j'i :M . ji , j , v i>. lie f led sile
| •• S- pi uilefie, i!>tb U 1,1 : and a
i*'Liii**d t=- * i • ..tliiiii • h,-.- qu.iiiie* i a
i- mu ii n tt* r t h-: iiv rpi ifh-nt
,r ' ea u l l u- tii ent J, U
ih til and e, i- ■ ■ 11 Ugb hi- ..| 1
in i.d gi, 1 ,ll :hevitfu• n.pi u i ice
ill its pt-vl c*. ti ; sile has had fi rs el
marriage u ■ and übt ; what lady "I thir
ty and upwards has riot '{ She has re>
jected several suit rs nid and nibt! he
has i e sons frso anding. Mucli better
is it to lie a happy dd it *id (hi ' a mis
era hi" wi!*
O*l Oi is are •IM n w u* I t* su J
ri r min os *r u* m tli *u ii i*as ■
Sii r! fi -f j ,i- .Ii vi> * * tli 1 1 -ei
tii* t • f s '.* In Si i-f ng part I, r- t o
ofe ! • tf- ( il; th * f tli t*k ud
1 < Jll '! •; ' ill a k . •'
1111 ■ • p-dtldi--
,ii • • • o vll jee
r * ■ so* i>
S'- ten. ■: k S I 'lt an -
to: |f. S . 1 I Cl'* 0:*l
■ ii u!* v '• .* i. l e {.i i
I. and a ,<i>. i- ll * ue -t : *
|i il i, a Y' s it is a lot t fat >*.
ii and i t a- * ii'i itw an i t i- u
u * * 1 . , h r a m n win* is im
-it a to*.l Hike i'll p.lagiug fe'llt k
e ■n.-ei nfne I'donale B*dom*ms ’ Phi i
* s ill juft ie-.ais ” *tc Who has eve:
I*:*, *'-•■• very hi • 1 1 1 v gift' and lad s t h*
p : •?!••■ m on. fin ir nal aeru lintalie's.'
>• *i • apt t tis i k that io ts il*
*in : i> ,: 11 ii 111 *■ mind; and
A n they tla* dlsC 111 e Of Cni'-Ugll to
a: h■ a 'I and W Oh! !l US U !7 lend ol
eea-iim I *•■ ~,p'*u ; ’ n * h v rarely think
i aki y tow fiend nd companion
Ml t he"*- i liiug ti ud to sl l w
i’i a s•Misioie and l- It 'd w inen ar** ne st
likely to he oil maids, and the converse
of t e pi'"p S'ti II ho lds ni.ui) will) few
exceptions—old maids are gimerallv sen
ibie and gif
Tks d-, .- -f y i. i’ S.it'e.
i he gen rai ( haiimtei o| Site is that
ui 'ij' i hv. h b il.oi we it r .>i 11 ilie lib
1 . 1 111 v die 1 heats. \v ■ Min
1■ ■ •■ e -i in - k.iiiui 1 c 1 1 l
i-. 1 1 i j e 'liee - '
n iiotiuus suecessi'iti ot scenes and moves
hicti 1 but ail uiclUentil U w -nd
1111 w the unercsi if kept up But we
never tire ol g 'itlg to t> and at iitgiit 10
we are very so ry when we tire of get
ting up in the morning. Ue never
weary except with regret ol breaki if
da ner, an * sugi i1 . and t -e
actions re repeated me. s.-. fay till*
oUodi 1 and iod sixty live tlues in lii
y e;a 1 Vi i> il l lie Vv el eX ell ello lit on rv . i
s iccc 'iing ecaslon .v < ;,iuit n'l u
-■i n .o'e ■ Veiy da . and pui ■ m >
• lire very day V. etl ti-is at n. ariy
•Im -am lioui m in , 'i ■- - .0 | an
Iv\ !: . I■ o n sj. and ■ e |. 0 are
.ill 1 . ii in. i- I! 1: i 1 (J !1 y ill
! ; .01 11 I tin et ,1 1 (..e <-bbing
and ihe 11 wing ~| -m 1 dilv sousiii- s
prepare us without qny eilor.t on our part
nr ab tiu^vu tssitudes o{ ur existence
U ben hungry, toed is agreeable ; w!i“n
| wcaiy steep 1 1
warm cool mi
eold the plcaStn j
til Cs.dc IS del ci ii .V
is kipt up by coni 1. I- am: v%
chase th*enj- yno i:! ' 1 1
eueomi; n he tfivei , U jtl) health
aud y oin n aud jo s, ■ ‘bv iv > ! and
11e ve ;■e w < 1-. i I 1' 1 ii.i 11 k ; s
and p v ity lhal prepares u- fur death .
alld eV t) lhal e - |.e- e.,s . U; Il 'I
men at last ko -h • .mi rb io
n *ss id Ih. h art gives e en the last sleep
a welcome.
Probably the most thoroughly rec-m
structed spo upon the g!-be. says the
Baltimore Gazette.is the island of Hay.
ti 'i here the white no ri is not allow*
e<] to hold office. Bur the la.est news
show.* that they are not happy The
telegram says pathetic illy, ‘The finan
ces <*f 11 ayt’ an* fearfully damaged
The money disappears, and nobody
knows where it goes ” How touching
and yet how true I It is. moreover, the
paradise of inflation. The Haytieii
ret nhacks are w ith at least thiee
cuts to the dollar, which places it exs
actly three cents above par. T hey will
soon be at par. and thus will very short
!y lead to specie resumption from the
f ice of events It is also the paradise
of protection ; for there, says the tele
gram. “foreign meichants are taxed,
and their clerks even taxed 8390 per
year; and no foreigner* is allowed to sell
go ids at retail.” Sureiy the guardian
angel of the Repu’rlican p<rty must
roost somewhere on the island
Reconstruction, soft money prnteeti u
and a prospect of immediate ’ specie re
sumption, without disturbing the busi
ness demands of the count:y,” are all
there in full force. Every prospect
pleases, and ouly tnan k vile
A Trade in Riddles.
Niue persons -ailed fro ii Jialfs<* down
th** Rhine. A Je.v, who wished to go to
Seh il.unpi w as allowed to e ui.e on hoard
and go wall them, ou c mliti ui that he
would conduct himself with propriety,
ad give the captain eiri teen kreut'
' Zeis lor Ills passage.
N tw, it is true, something jingled in
tiie Jew s p eket when e had struck
i his hand against it but the only ui**uey
ith ie was a twclve,,kr utzei' pi *ee, for
the other was a brass button Notwith
standing this, ho accepted the offer with
gratitude, for Ip. thought, to himself—
"B met king may f e earned even up”
■ti the wo r I fere i- many a man
iho has f . wn i ieh oil tbe Rhine ”
iftiiiog ihe li’st pot of the voyage
h i * w tv v**rv talkative and
* *•] : y i'O iif - w wtt h!;s \V illet till..
and i his aim ! ,r if *'id o t lay it aside,
was Fjeet <J much mtnh and ui .ek
cry a-, das ! is oft en the case with
those of his nation But. the vessel
sailed onward, and passed Ihuriiigen
and St. Veit, the passengers, one after
another, grew silent, and gaped and ga
zed listlessly down the river, until une
cri >d *
“Come, Jew. do you know any pas**
time that will amuse us? Your uth -
ers must have c oitrived many a one
during their j ut aey in the wilder
ness ”
‘ Now i- the ume,” thought the Jew,
“to shear til*' sheep.”
[] then propped that they should
st round in a circle and he. wuh their
pormis-i n w**u'd sit with them Those
wlt i (*‘*uld o t ois-v i the quest inis any
om- pi p -d sir nib p,y the ~ue vvt'o
r,r p ond 1 them a t' elve kitutZer
pi* ce ’t hi- [4'i,p* sal pleas, ,1 lhe com
p ,11 v. and hoping t divert themselves
ui*h ill Jew s wit and stupidity, each
one asked at rand on whatever changed
to ent* i his hr and Titus for example,
the Erst asked :
“ 11,• tv many soft boiled eggs CouH
the giaiit Goiiath eat on an empty stum**
ach ?”
Al said it would be impossib'e to
answer that (juestioii j but the Jew
-aid :
(*)uo ; f* r lie * 1 o bad eaten one
*•_.. e,inn ,t put a second Upon atl empty
-t mriah nid tin: other paid him
t* elve kr, ui z rs
•• Wait Jew. thought the second, “I
will ry you <<ut ol the New Testament,
an 1 I think [ shall w : n r y piece”—
Then lie said. “ Why did the Apostle
aui wile the Second Epistle to the
Corinthians ?”
“Because he was not in (’’ovinth.” said
the Jew. therw se be would have spo
ken to them*”
fen he won another twelve k eutzer
piece.
>\ hen the thi.d saw the Jew was so
>vi-t' u'isi-ij ic the Bible, he tried .him
in ad fibre t way
‘■Who." said he. ‘pn longs his work
t" as great length as p ssible, atm
completes it in time ?”
• The r-'peuiaker if he is industri
ous,’’said the Jew.
in the meantime they drew near to a
- i|i i>c and oic said i>• i lie ot her, *' ih s
... B.mlach ’ Then the fourth said.
•■ln what month do the people of Bam
-1 nil i- t the i ’*• st : ”
••In ti bruary. replied the Jew, fir
it has ouly "J 8 days.'
••There are two natural brothers,”
ii the Ill'll, bmd yet only one el them
is my ancle
■; h • i eis your fathers hr (her,.
>mi the JWj ‘ end yiur father ts not
\ on uncle.
A fi-h n• w leaped out of the water
,i,,l the sixth ' bed V\ hat fishes have
1 I’ll ' \t- )il ' -* .
••The smallest, told the Jew. *
The seventh asked. • tlow can a man
nue from liaise to Bertie in til-; shade,
in the summer time, when the sun
shines
* When lie comes to a place where
there is no s i;ide‘ he must dismount and
J go on loot,’ said the Jew.
! " The eighth asked, “When a man rides
in the winter time from tialse tu Berne,
i, j has for- 'til'" Ins gloves how must
he manage so tuiat hi~ hands shall not
i * . Z.‘ .
•Tie miust make fists out of them, ’
said the Jew
The tun h was the last. This ope ask
! ed .
••Ii w can five pel's ns diviue five eggs
so that each otic thaii receive one, ami
still one remain >n the (1 sh i
•'] lie last man must take the dish wi h
j the e r g. and can let it pie tlieie as long
as you please,’ said the Jew.
But now it Came to Qts turn, and he
determined to make a good sweep At*
ter many preliminary compliments, he
askeu with an airut mischeivous friend
liness :
can a man fry two trout m
tlnee pans so that a trout may lie m
each pan ?”
No one c-uld answer this, and one
af er another gave him a twelve kreut
!2, r piece But wheu the ninth desiied
i bat he should solve the riddle, he
rocked to aud fro rolled his eyes aud
shrugged his sbuul ers
•T am a poor Jew I’' he said at
last.
“What has that to do with it?” said
the rest -Give us the answer.”
•‘You must not take it auiis,” s id
the Jew. "fur I am a pour Jew.”
At last after much persuasion and
many prouiis s that they would no him
no harm, he thrust his bauds into his
pocket, took out one twelve kieuizer
j piece he had won. laid it >n the tabh
1 and said : •[ do u t know the auslter
! any more 'ban you Here ate my twelve
j kreutzers.”
When the others heard this they
la Advance.
i opened their eyes. and said that this
was scarcely according to agreement. —
But as they e >uld not control theb
laughter. and were god nutured and
wealthy men, and as the Jew had helj
ed t-nem to while away the time from
St. Veit te Sehatlampi, they I t it
pass.
Pauetsiality iu .111 Tlaintgs.
It is astonishing how many people
there are who neglect punctuality.—
Thousands have failed in life from this
cause alone It is not only -i serious
vice in itself, it is the fiuitfnl parent of
num rmis other vices, so that he who
becomes the victim of it gets , involved
iin to,ls from which it is almost impos-
sible to escape It makes the merchant
wasteful of time; it ssps the bus
iti 's.s reputati n of tiie lawyer, and
it injures the prospects of median
ics who might otherwise rise to fortune ;
in a word, there is not a profession, not
a station in life, which is not liable to
the canker of this destructive habit.
In mercantile affairs, punctuality is
as important as in military. .Many are
the instances in which the neglect to
renew an insurance punctuality, has led
to a serious loss. Hundreds of city
merchants are now suffering in consev
ijuenee of the want, of punctuality
among their Western customers in pay
ing up accounts. With sound policy
Jo the banks insist under tii penalty
of a prorest, on the punctual payments
of notes; for were they to do otherwise,
com mere al transactio ,s would fall into
inert ricuble confusion Many and
many a time has a failure of one man
to meet 1 1 is obligations b’-ough* on the
ut'ii ruin of scores of others, just as
the toppling (1 wo in a line oj bricks. I
of the master brick, causes the fall of;
all the rest.
Pel’ll, -ids there is no class of men less
punctual than mechanics. Do you want ;
an uphols'er '( He rarely comes when j
he agrees. So with carpenters, planers j
and nearly all others. Tailors and shoe- ;
litake.s often do not have their articles
home in time The consequence is that
thousands remain poor all their lives, ,
who if they were more faithf; 1 to their
word, would secure u large inn of cus- :
tom, and so make their fortunes—>s’c/-
mtific A met-lean.
U'liat 38en Need Wives for.
it is not to sweep the h< use, make
the bed. darn the socks and cook the
meals, chiefly, that a man wants a wife.
If this is all he needs, hired help can
do it cheaper than a wife. If this is
all. when t young man nils to see a
you g lady, send him into the pantry
to mst the hied and cake the has
made ; then send him to inspect the
needlework and bedmaking, or put a
broom in the young lady’s hand and
send him to witness its use. Such things
arc impo tant, and the wise young man
wii quickly 1 -ok after them ; but what
the ti uo Qian w ,nts with a wTe is her
companionship sympathy and love.—
The way of life has many dreary places
in it. and man needs a companion to go
with him. A man is sometime;’ over
taken In misfortunes, he meets with
failure and defeat ; trials aud tcippta
tions beset him. ani he needs one to
stand by and sympathize He has some
hard battles to fin lit will poverty, ene
mies and sin. and he needs a woman
that, when he puts his arm around her.
he feels that lie has something to fight
for and that she, being a true woman,
'•ill help him to fight; that she will
put her' lips to his ear and whisper
words of Counsel, and her hand to his
heart and impart inspiration. All
tlm ugh life, through storms and sun
shine. thr mgh conflict and victory,
thiongli advetseand ihmugh favoring
winds man needs a woman’s love.—
His heart yearns for "t. A sister’s or a
j m 'tiler’s love will hardly supply the
| need Yet many -eck for nothing fur
ther than success in housework. Justly
i enough, half of these ge. nothing more
’ the other half, surprised beyond rneas.
lire, have gotten more than they sougnt.
Their wives surprise them by bringing
out a noble idt a in mairiage, and dis
| closing a treasury of c >urage, sympathy
' and love
A Sin Again*! Nature.
Gi'all the blundcis that the common
l i uuo - and s ojie others make with trees
lit* i> si < >i on >u or so hurtful, and to
which he is so Bug finding out and of
which he mi-ht know so certainly. as
the practice of cutting off lower limbs.
\ii v i the country nothing is more
i •■.mu on that to e muhilated trees ou
i!most every firm—big imbs cut oil
tuii the bod;, nf th- tree a.id of course
■ r*ititig to the heart. This is a heart
sin against nature. The ver" limbs
necessary to protect the tree from wind
and sun and just where limbs are need
ed urnst th y are cut away But the
greatest injury is (lie rolling that always
i tak s place when a big limb is sawed ufi
—to.* big to real over, it must rot and
being kept moist by the growing tree
is in the right condition to rot, and
being or. the body the noting goes to
the heart and hurts the whole tree. Tt
uncommon, all over the country t see
large orchards mutilated in this way. —
Perhaps the or>!y reason these trimmers
would give is. that the lower limbs were
easier got at raise a crop uutler the
tree.
W':i. keeps L til the longest and
be.-t ? Money,
— ;
Was the sm_ eti;tiled (< A LeCteT n
the Caudic,’ suggested, by a postal card
in the streets tump bu&.
Rates of Advertising.
§QT For each square of ten line® or leas
for the first insertion, $L and for each snb
-••quent insertion, fifty cent a.
No.Swpvs | l Mo. j "> Mo*, j 0 Mot I 1 ye:r.
Two Vt.bn 17.00 I §IsWKT I c'-O.tt*
Four “ 0.00 10.00 J 18.00 | 86. f>
1 column . 15.00 25.00 I 40 r’s
\ “ j 15.00 25.00 40.00 ' 06.00
I “ * 25.00 40*00 05.00 |115.(0
She, i- S'uh <. eacli levy $4 (M>
Application for Homestead 2 GO
Noiice to IKbiors and Creditors 4 0(>
baud Sail -, one square 4 0
Each additional square 8 00
KG. JO.
Samanllia’s Elopement.
'‘Yes,” said the old lady, as she
wiped her eyes and proceeded to tell the
sympathizing neighbors about the elope
j rnent of her daughter. “Yes, Mis,
Blobbs, you may well say it ar’ a dread .
ful stroke. I ain’t hail such another
shock sence that last spell o’ rbeumatiz.
I To think that darter of mine wou’d do
■ seech a disgraceful tiling after all the
care me an’ her father had ravished on
her from her infancy up.”
“Did yon not suspicion that they
were contemplating such a move ?”
“No, we never suspicioned nary con
j font plat ion. After I’d mined the con
ceited upstart off the premises with a
mop, [ didn’t think he’d
have the insurance to speak to Human -
thy agin An’ she seems to appear so
consigned that I never respected her of
having any underhanded contentions.
Bur all the time- so I have heerd sence
they used t> meet clandestinely,
when I tin ught Hamanthy was at
meet in’ and decoct th ir plans to run
off au’ elope. Well, Samauthy has
made her bed an' she’ll have to lay on
it I wash my hands of the ungrateful
girl from this forthwith.”
1 ’Did you make anu effort to intercept*
them r
“No, you see, we didn’t know it, or
else we'd a intercepted ’em within an
inch o’ tiler lives.”
“I mean did you try to have them
stopped when you found they were
goner
“\es, indeed Fatlo r telescoped to
five or six towns, an’ give their ptvseip
tioti—cost him lots o’ money, too; but
he sad he wouldn’t mind spendin’ the
pi'ice cl a cow to get Samanthy back,
.but he never heerd nothin’ from them,
and I told fathe* to let ’em alone and
they’d come homo after awhile with live
or six children behind ’em. But I toll
you. Mrs. Blobbs, they shan’t set a foot
in this ho se except over the dead body
of my defunct corpse. You just re-*
member that.”
Washington .Society.
The Tribune gives in the following
accurate pen and ink sketch of Wasti
mgt'jn society a very nice pictuie of
Republican simplicity and purity :
A demoralizing haste to be rich, and
vuigai, consuming passion for display,
have thus come to be the strongest chaV
acterisiiicsof \Vasbington life. The coui t
favorites are the men who give the most
costly bails, live in the most Custly
houses, diive the most costly equippa—
ges. The boss Plumber, who has built
a palace for hitnsdf by driving the dis
trict Government to the verge of bank
ruptcy , the public officer who spends
twice his income and gets rich on ths
deficiency ; the mining speculator who
disgraces his country in Lombard street:
the ’• practical politician ” who lias
made a fortune by managing elections;
these arc—we do not say exactly the
leaders of fashion, but the most promi*
neut and most envied of Washington
characters. Not a man in the White
House circle has distinguished himself
by liis intellectual ability, his accom
plishments, his wit, learning, his virtue,
| by any service to the country, by "any
I djiiee of manner, by anything in short
except wealth, quickly made and osteu
! tatii.ush spent. The consequences are
i obvious and inevitable. “ Get rich,
; rich, ’is the advice whispered to
every pushing family which finds itself
! wi bin the influence of the greenback
1 aristocracy. Get rich, and you may
1 dine with the President und dance with
all the diplomatic corps. Got ich, and
your name shall bo in the newspapers,
aod a description of your brand-new
house, with its blazing carpets and gild
ed furniture, and the list of titled
L r estsat your card recep ions be print
ed in the ilou.e Journal. And to the
politician in Congress perhaps the tempt
er comes in still more subtle form, when
he hint that it is the rich men at (he
President’s ear who get the largest
share ef patronage.
v he e the Cfiinnma:i <<otv His
Jolt*-*.
It is said a Chinese gemlleman thinks
it h-neath his dignity to manufacture
hi® 'wti witticisms He appreciate wit
and is fond of tea but. he would as soon
grow his wn tea as to make his own
jukes. When he goes inte society ho
I carries in his pocket a package
of prepared witticisms and repartees,
which he has purchased at the nearest
j k< slo p. V, hen conversation fl.ig-,
; ind he eoncieves an opportunity for-Ty
ing Rome thing briliani, be draws a ou
i. o uus r uiai k Innu the top of I*ia p-i Chi
•ge. and gravely hands it to his migh
|b r The latter asgraveiy re-ids it j'tiq
betin fr m his bundle of repaiuse*
; the one which is appropriate, returns it
•* 'h bw. to the original joker. The
two then solemn]} smile in a courteous
and undemonstrative ’'ay and resume
their conversation feeling that ihev have
acquitted themselves, witn conspicuous
brilliance —jV. Y. Times.
As the vine winch h-s long twined its
graceful foliage about the oak. and been
lifted by it into the sunshine, will vhen
the hardy plant is lifted by the thunder
bolt cling round it with caressing ten
drils and bind up its shattered bo-ghs;
soitjs beautiiully ordered by Provideuee
that woman, who is the mere department
and o ril auient of man in his happier
hours should be his stay and soir ee when
smitten with sudden calamnity ; wind
ing herself in‘o tfe nigged recesses of
his u ture teudeily supporting the
drooping head, and binding up the bro
ken heart.— Irving.