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Some releases may not be showing locally this week. • indicates new review 50/50 (R) I have no reservations about a comedic (probably best termed dra- medic) take on a 27-year-old's struggle to beat cancer so long as it stars Joseph Gordon-levitt, Seth Rogen as the buddy and Oscar nominee Anna Kendrick (Up in the Air) as Levitt's therapist I enjoyed director Jonathan Levine's debut. The Wackness, enough to warrant curiosity in his follow-up •ABDUCTION (PG-13) Taylor Lautner. whose apparent acting idol was Derek Zoolander, has translated his however-many-pack into a Taylor-made bomb Abduction attempts to force moviegoers fo recognize Lautner as a superstar at gunpoint, and it's as ter rible a movie as you suspect it to be AMELIE (R) 2001 Jean-Pierre Jeunel's quirky, lovely fairy tale brought Audrey Tautou to the atten tion of American filmgoers as Amelie Poulain. an innocent young Parisian waitress looking to help those around her Surprisingly, love awaits her in the guise of Nino (filmmaker Mattheiu Kassovitz). a guy fascinated by pass port booth photos who works in a porn shop J'adore Amelie. one of the loveliest, sweetest films I've ever seen Nominated for five Academy Awards, including Best Foreign Language Film and Best Original Screenplay. BAD TEACHER (R) As very bad teacher Elizabeth Halsey. Cameron Diaz reminds the moviegoing public that there was something about Mary, and she had a lot to do with it Forced to return to a 10b she hates at which she is not very good. Elizabeth treats her students and coworkers with equal disdain, until she sets her sights on wooing rich new sub. Scott (Justin Tirnberlake). with a boob job she must rather questionably finance CONTAGION PG-13) Steven Soderberghs new What i! .” epi demic chiller is an excellent feature- length Twilight Zone ‘ What if a deadly new, highly communicable virus entered the population 7 How quickly and effectively would the world's governments and health agencies (rep resented by Laurence Fishburne. Kate Winslet. Bryan Cranston and Marion Cotillard) respond 7 CRAZY. STUPiD. LOVE. (PG-13) What a crazy, stupid idea 1 Write a mature comedy script Cast pretty. talented, appropriately aged stars. Only almost everyone who doesn't greenlight studio projects Steve Carell stars as Cal Weaver whose wife, Emily (Julianne Moore), suddenly bombs him with a divorce pronouncement that leads him to a local bar where Cal meets inveterate womanizer Jacob (Ryan Gosling) THE DEBT (PG-13) An above-average old people action-thriller that could have been so much more. The Debt boasts an Academy Award nominated director John Madden (Shakespeare in Love), a script by X-Men: First Class' Matthew Vaughn, music by Thomas Newman AND a cast of Helen Mirren. "It Girl’ Jessica Chastain Sam Worthington. Ciaran Hinds and Tom Wilkinson. • DOLPHIN TALE (PG) I am not a sucker for sentimental animal mov ies Were I, then I am sure Dolphin Tale would have fit the bill. A lonely 12-year-old Sawyer (Nathan Gamble), rescues a dolphin (real tail-less dol phin, Winter, as herself) caught in a crab trap With the help of a marine vet (Harry Conmck Jr ), his daughter (Cuzi Zuehlsdorff) and a doctor who special izes in prosthetics (Morgan Freeman). Sawyer helps save the dolphin by fashioning a fake appendage It's far too average to require parents to shell out 3D ticket money just so the kiddies can get their cute animal fix DREAM HOUSE (PG-13) Will Atenton (Darnel Craig) and his family move to a new town, but their new house has a tragic history A mother and her children were murdered in their new residence Though everyone else sus pects the murdered woman's surviving husband, Will and a local resident. Ann Patterson (Naomi Watts), discover the truth may be more disturbing DRIVE (R) Drive slides through the alleys and sidestreets of its criminal Los Angeles with the precision, skill and style of its nameless Driver (Ryan Gosling), calied the Kid by his boss/ handler, Shannon (Bryan Cranston) Stuntman by day. getaway man tor hire by night, the driver slides his leather driving gloves on and gets his bumpers bloody when a cute neighbor (Carey Mulligan) with a little tyke runs afoul of some local toughs Drives leading ttie race lor my favorite film of 2011 FINAL DESTINATION 5 (R) Do you enjoy watching creatively gory death scenes 7 How about creatively gory death scenes in 3D? If you answered yes. Final Destination 5 is handcrafted from the dismembered limbs of hun dreds of previous slasher victims THE GUARD (R) Brendan Gleeson and Don Cheadle star in Ned Kelly writer John Michael McDonagh's feature debut, an 80s-sounding buddy cop-corn He's an unorthodox Irish policeman (Gleeson); he's an uptight FBI agent (Cheadle). International cocaine smugglers better watch out when they begrudgingly team up This Sundance Grand Jury Prize nominee won the Berlin International Film Festival's Honorable Mention for Best Debut Film and the Audience Award from the Sarajevo Film Festival. HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2 (PG- 13) It's over The final battle rages over the and through the hallowed halls of Hogwarts as Harry (Daniel Radclitfe). Hermione (Emma Watson), Ron (Rupert Grint) attempt to end Voldemorts (Ralph Fiennes) evil reign HP7.2 is filled with blood, death and violence yet is still fit for the entire family (besides the littlest ones) THE HELP (PG-13) An audience- wooer a la The Blind Side this '60s Mississippi set melodramedy will draw raves from your mother, grandmother, aunt, the ladies of the church, etc. but the whitewashed world of The Help lacks the proper depth to leel r eal HORRIBLE BOSSES (R) Nick (Jason Bateman) works for an evil corporate shark played perfectly by Kevin Spacey Dale (Charlie Day of the best sitcom on TV, “It s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) is getting seriously sexually harassed by his seriously hot dentist boss (Jennifer Amston). Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) answers to a cokehead douchebag that resembles a balding Colin Farrell (Farrell) With the help of a murder consultant with a very blue name (Jamie Foxx), these three friends decide the solution to their employment problems is to murder eacti other s boss I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT (PG-13) This imitation Carrie Bradshaw chick flick—it even has the cloying inner monologue just right- might fool its "Sex and the City” clienlele. but no one else cares how SJP does it Sarah Jessica Parker is Kate Reddy, a working mom who's sad because she’s missing out on her two kids' big moments (first haircuts and such) but unwilling to stop doing what it takes to survive in a "man's world ” • KILLER ELITE (R) Nothing against Killer Elite I liked Killer Elite However. I couldn t remember I'd seen Killer Elite three hours after it -was over. What seems like another kinetic actioner m Jason Statham's interchangeable (besides the two hits of Crank) is actually a pretty solid exercise in real men (Statham. Clive Owen, Robert De Niro and a bunch of British toughs) playing war somehow finds a way to throw in the Indonesian folklore, while throwing out the time traveling cyborgs. LOS DUE SE QUEDAN (NR) 2008 This moving documentary examines what happens to those who remain (the English translation of the title) when family members migrate North for work Jaime Chavez, a graduate student from Romance Languages, will introduce the screening, and a Q&A will follow. MANHATTAN SHORT FILM FESTIVAL (NR) Cin6 brings the larg est short film festival in the world to Athens with the 10 best short films selected from 598 entries representing 48 countries The festival is interactive as well Audience members aren't just passive viewers, they're judges, loo. MARGARET (R) After a loooooong time on the shelf (Margaretwas filmed in 2005), Iwo-time Oscar nominee Kenneth Lonergan's follow-up to the fabulous You Can Count on Me is finally seeing the dark of a theater. With Anna Paquin. • MONEYBALL (PG-13) Based on Michael Lewis' bestseller, director Bennet Miller's follow-up to the Oscar winning Capote actually makes base ball statistics interesting Oakland A's General Manager Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) attempts to build a championship ballclub through On Base and Slugging Percentage rather than traditional scouting. Does it work 7 Anyone famil iar with Major League Baseball already knows the answer Moneyball isn't quite this year's The Social Network. SARAH'S KEY (PG-13) A Parisian journalist (Kristin Scott ThomasLinves- tigating the notorious 1942 Vel' d'Hiv Roundup becomes embroiled in the mystery of a young girl whose family ties were severed by the Holocaust. With MSIusine Mayance as 10-year-old Sarah Starzynski and Niels Arestrup SENNA (PG-13) The late Brazilian Formula One racer Ayrton Senna gets the documentary treatment in this film from BAFTA Award winner and Cannes Film Festival nominee Asif Kapadia (The Warrior and the short. The Sheep Thief). The three-time F1 champion, revered as a saint in his native country, died like NASCAR superstar Dale Earnhardt, felled on live television by the sport he loved. SPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD (PG) Robert Rodriguez’s family espionage franchise is reborn, and Miramax is hoping for this flick to be a big hit. A former spy (Jessica Alba) returns to battle the villainous Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) who is plotting to rule the world Expect appearances from series regulars STRAW DOGS (R) I have a sneaking suspicion this remake of the violent 1971 Sam Peckinpah classic will play a lot differently in the Deep South than filmmaker Rod Lurie might expect Character identification issues might abound, giving this Straw Dogs a level-unavailable to the original (to anyone besides small town Northern Englishmen). Hah-vuhd educated Hollywood screenwriter David Sumner (James Marsden) and his actress wife, Amy (Kate Bosworth). return to her backwoods Mississippi hometown TAKE SHELTER (R) Curtis Laforche (Michael Shannon. Revolutionary Road) is having apocalyptic visions Now he must decide who to protect his family from: a coming storm or him Shannon has proven to be a command ing presence in such works as Bug. "Boardwalk Empire” and more TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON (PG-13) What exactly did Michael Bay think was wrong with the last Transformers movie? Whatever he fixed made Transformers 3 cringingly bad and the worst of the bunch. After defeating the Deceptions, the Autobots help pursue the U S. government's global agenda until a lunar discovery brings about a cataclysmic battle that only the Bols and a select group of Americans can win. WARRIOR (PG-13) Warrior is to The Fighter what MMA. remains to box ing. for the majority of the population that still mistakes Mixed Martial Arts for some sort of wrestling offshoot. Don't expect Gavin O'Connor's clichfid follow-up to pick up any Oscar noms, but dude knows his sports movies. WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER? (R) Anna Faris searches her past 20 loves to see if one of them may have been her one and only The cast is a strong one.. THE WHISTLEBLOWER (R) Academy Award winner Rachel Weisz (The Constant Gardener) stars as Kathryn Bolkovac. the Nebraska cop who outed the United Nations' com plicity in the cover up of cases of sex trafficking. ZOOKEEPER (PG) Kevin James is Griffin, a nice guy who nicely lakes care of nice animals for a nice living. MOVIE LISTINGS Schedules often change after our deadline. Please call ahead. CINE (706-353-3343) check website ter show times The Guard (R) 5:15. 9:45 (W. 9/28 & Th. 9/29) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows: Part 2 (PG-13) 4:30 (W. 9/28 & Th. 9/29). 9:30 (starts F. 9/30) (no 9:30 show Su. 10/2), 2:15 (Su. 10/2) Manhattan Short Film Festival 7:30 (W. 9/28 & Th. 9/29) Sarah's Key (PG-13) 7:15, 9:30 (W. 9/28 & Th. 9/29). 5:00 (starts F. 9/30) Senna (PG-13) 7:15 (starts F. 9/30) The Whistleblower (R) 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 (starts F. 9/30) (no 9:30 show Su. 10/2) UGA TATI CENTER THEATER (706 542 6396) Amelie (R) 8:00 (Th. 9/29) Bad Teacher (R) 3:00, 6:00, 9:00 (F. 9/30 & Su. 10/2) Accurate movie times for the CARMIKE 12 (706-354-0016), BEECHWOOD STADIUM 1 1 (706 546 1011) and GEORGIA SQUARE 5 (706-548-3426) cinemas are not available by press time. Visit www.flagpole.com for updated times. 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