Irwinton bulletin. (Irwinton, Wilkinson County, Ga.) 1894-1911, December 16, 1910, Image 6

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Newspaper Page TextRich and Costly Furs /^OSTLY FT7KS come from YOUR part of the COUNTRY. Ship them to the BEST FUR MARKET and RIGHT FUR HOUSR. By shippin" DIRECT to us you receive far better PRICES than you have obtained else where, because we sell direct to manufac turers of HIGH GRADE FURS. A trial shipment will CONVINCE you. A specially arranged pries list for your Territory will be mailed upon request. We pay all expressage, charge no commis sions, and remit promptly. LEOPOLD GASSNER FUR CO. 84 East 12th Bt. Capital- torn non aa New York City Ucd *t VU A Ws tall you how; and J A Im pay best market prices, H m write for references and jrSaHmiEWa JR weekly pricelist. I H. SA3EL & SONS, 038 V a LOUISTILLK, KT. K g H f® Dealers in Fors, Hides, Em V ■ WoeL Eetabihked ISsO. Q W twoworldfamed grannies One of These Talented Women la Sarah Bernhardt and the Other Ellen Terry. Two famous grandmothers are dis tinguished visitors of this country. Re ferring to these talented ladies the Rochester Post Express says: "One of the grandmothers is Mme. Sarah Bern hardt; the other is Ellen Terry. Both actresses have reached an age when it is permissible to retire from active life; but the French actress is said to be as energetic as a woman half her age, w'hiie Ellen Terry is declared to be as young as ever she was in the palmy days when she and Henry Irv ing ruled the theatrical world of Eng land. Miss Terry has retired from the stage so far as acting is concerned, and has taken to lecturing op Shakes peare's heroines. And who could do better than she who has played so many of the womanly women of the great dramatist? Readers of her breezy biography know what she thinks of Portia, Beatrice, Voila, Rosa land and other famous women of the tragedies and comedies, but no print ed page could charm as does the won derfully expressive features and the velvet voice of the greatest living English-speaking actress.” THE JOCULAR CLERK, isifi® BMwijll li J ulnmc Customer (in grocery store) —Are those eggs on that counter fresh? Clerk —Yes, ma’am. Customer —How long have they been laid? Clerk—l laid them there myself, ma'am, 20 minutes ago. Why Kick? Louis Wisna, the Newark artist, wore a gloomy look on his usually cheerful face. “It has just struck me,” he said to Charles Strasse, “that my shoes don’t cost me as much as my youngster’s.” “Then what are you complaining about?” asked Strasse. Which Is the Star? “We are thinking of putting an elec tric sign over the church.” ‘lt might be a good idea.” “But there are factions. We can’t decide whether to feature the minister ior the soprano of the choir.” EAGER TO WORK. Health Regained by Right Food. The average healthy man or woman Is usually eager to be busy at some ■useful task or employment. But let dyspepsia or indigestion get hold of one, and all endeavor becomes a burden. “A year ago, after recovering from an operation,” writes a Michigan lady, “'ray stomach and nerves began to give me much trouble. "At times my appetite was vora cious, but when indulged, indigestion followed. Other times I had no appe itite whatever. The food I took did not nourish me and I grew weaker than ever. "I lost interest in everything and wanted to be alone. I had always had good nerves, but now the merest trifle would upset me and bring on a violent headache. Walking across the room was an effort and prescribed exercise was out of the question. “I had seen Grape-Nuts advertised, hut did not believe what I read at the time. At last when it seemed as if I Was literally starving, I began to eat -Grape-Nuts. “I had not been able to work for a year, but now after two months on Crape-Nuts I am eager to be at work again. My stomach gives me no trou hle now, my nerves are steady as ever, and intejest in life and ambition have jeome back with the return to health.” Read “The Road to Wellville,” in jpkgs. "There’s a Reason.” ' Ever read the above letter? A new wna appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human Interest. ® t Ghr Won ww*of flte \ * ree wa4 ^"lrwinkle with its candles here and there 'v \ \\\\ a merr ^ tinkle swayed the gifts it had to hear, \ And all was now completed for the morrow that should be \ H 1 ^^ith joyoua welcome greeted by the children, round the tree, I' \ A 'When—l may have dreamed it so, h\v \\ W ll $ Ut a ^° /,\ \ \ \uy\w i i Game through the hush of midnight and hided there with mn«. O wWi « -I \ yGf (I \ \y\ A ' \ A i ighed, as does a sleeper when dreams hold the heart of him: / I V■' l\ U I \ ■ The shadows grew the deeper tilt the tree was blurred and dim— ^ll \ lH Y ‘ H I Illi * >7 /Then/marvelously', glowing as of all the stars and suns 111 X \ rll' ■/ /with SL beauty pa\t all knowing, with the majesty that stunS* H i ICSs I l / S to °d a cr ®sk of jewel-flame '.I | L 'l'ljsL* 3 '; 1 1'/ / ^Vhich from but the shadows came — 1 1 softly came a chantmg\"To these, the little ones! If I H Aw I‘l ' I St rln g c fil or Y held the^r if les that hubg\jpon the tree: / /! l/rllil'' The^ marveling that stifles', all speech laid hold on me; I W ill Illi I felt \the \mpulsc olden that led th^ storieX kings UMni I 1 To p^me with treasures golden and precious inferings / ^ ra3Z Christmas ddwn \ /o> iV ’l' I the \enthries agone, \ \ \ XVhen alKcartli throhbed with iniisic and beat, of'angel wings, \ 'lJc'iiew\hat 'l^ —but th^re ro^? a gloribus chime X/ J X. Andythcxmo^ning stltrs wereXgleaming in\the\ield of space and timsi \rhcn tlieA^t-ehthralling vision slowly vkpished quite Way. ■' ij x\, upon a^e^Wlysiah-T?^ for me'to s^ray — '\\ \\\ Ancll hekrd all^aintly^f^^, \ \. I fromX^ghistar^^\^ •. A. \\\ V V&. ' Th^WieeTrf ChildrelKAingMitf^aitdXt was Christmas Day! (Copyright, 1910, W. D. Nesbit.) • DM© Hen^u) Finds Our; Wilbur P * MA called me to her day be fore yesterday and sed she wanted me to .help her do something. She had a peece of pen cil in her hand that was about a inch long and looked as If she had chewed it to sharpen it, and she had a lot of notes made on the back of a bill from the dressmaker. Henry, she said, I am puzzled to deth to kno what to give your pa and your Unkel Willyum for Chrismus. I do wish you would kind of pump them and see what they would like to hav, and then tell me, without^ giving it away to them what you are trying to find out. All right, ma, 1 told her, arid tried to get a peek at her list to see if she had me down for the maggiezine re volver 1 want. But she folded up the paper arid put it away. So that night when pa and Unkel Bill was sitting in the librarey talkin about the way senator Tillman had better look out or he will be playing in a drama that has a press agent, or else he will be crackin a black snake whip around in Unkel Toms Cabben, i ast pa what he thot was the right kind of a Chrismus present. You otto be satisfide with what you get, my young man, he sed, without coming around and hintin. I aint hintin, 1 told him. I just won dered what your idee would be about one for yourself. Grate Scott! he sed. Has it come to this? It is bad enuff to hafto fork over for the fool things yure ma buys for me without bavin to pay for some thing you get for me. I dont want to get you anything, 1 sed. I just want to get yure idee about what you want. Unkel Bill spoke up and sed most men sould tell what they wanted bet ter by tellin what they dont want. What would you like to hav, unkel Bill?! ast him. WelL now, he sed', thare is lots of things i would be glad to see in my stockin on Christmus morning. If I was a woman of course i would yern for dimund bracelets and necklaces and rings and gold wotches that 1 could pin on me somewhare whare a pickpocket could get them without pickin my pocket. Thare never was a pickpocket that could pick a wom an’s pocket, xcept one that lived in Nob York, and he had been marrid forty times, and he confessed that the reeson he got marrid so menny times was just becos he wanted to A A 7 A JT' IQI (® sfeib id l! T mJ | Ij I e^Slllr “Henry, She Said, I Am Puzzled to Death to Know What to Give Your Pa and Uncle William for Christ mas.” lurn whare a woman keeps her pock et. It was a matter of profeshnul pride wltii him, becos he sed thare was no profit in pickin a womans pocket when all you got was a bunch of samples and a button hook and a powder rag and betwene thirty and forty sents. But 1 dont see what pickin pockets has to do with Chrismus presents, I sed. You wate till you get marrid, p» spoke up reel quick. Finelly pa and Unkle Bill thay got me to tell them about ma astin me to find out what they wanted, and then they laffed and laffed, and Unkel Bill sed it was a refreshin indication of the change that was takin place when a woman even thought of thlnkln about what you wanted. He sed they usually went ahed and got what they wanted you to want. You tell your ma, pa sed, that as neer as you can lern what 1 want is more hair on my hed, my wisdum tooth filled, and rofikkln chares that 1 wont bump Into with my legs when 1 get up in the mornin. And if she asts you what 1 want, unkel Bill sed, you tell her that 1 am noncommittal to a degree, but that you think i would prefer a tobacko pouch that has sashay powder inside the lining, a collar and cuff box with pink satin inside of it, a cigar cutter that i can hang on my watch chane whenever i want to feel pertickerly ashamed of myself, a silver handled pensil that she can borrow frum me the day after Chrismus and never giv back to me, and a smokin set made out of hammered brass that 1 can sell to somebuddy for finger bowls. That's rite, pa sed. But the best Chrismus present for man, unkel Bill sed, is to pick cut a I fifty dollar present for him, that hp would hafto pay for when the bill comes In, and then not get it. (Copyright, 1910, W. D. Nesbit.) DARK OUTLOOK BEFOREHAND. “Mamma,” asks the little boy, “how can Santa Claus get into our flat, when we haven’t any chimney—noth ing but a steam radiator?” "He will probably slip in by the basement door, darling.” "It’s all off then,” says the Irtd, with a surprising vigor in the use «i slang. “That janitor will put him out cf busi ness before he can unpack hie sack.” HER ONE BIG WISH. Sister Sue —Johnnie, do you know what I would like most? Brother Johnnie —No, What? Sister Sue—l saw a fat lady at the circus last summer and I wish I had her stocking to hang up on Christmai rHwht TOO BAD. hit MJ I ’^Tl • H Mg i Mr. Knocker —I had little faith in the curative properties of your medi cine. The Agent—But it cured you? Mr. Knocker —Yes, of even the little faith I had in it. A Long Chance. "I took a long chance when I asked her to marry me.” “She rejected you, eh?” “No, that was the long chance I took. She accepted me.” Fulfillment. "Two great desires of my life have been gratified. One was to go up in an airship.” "And the other?.” "To get safely back to earth.” For COLDS and GRIP Hicks’ Capudine is the best remedy—re lieves the aching and feverishness —cures the Cold and restores normal conditions. It’s liquid—effects immediatly. 10c., 25c., and 50c. At drug stores. The girl in the silk stockings never gets her skirts mud^y. The Human Heart The heart is a wonderful double pump, through the action of which the blood stream is kept sweeping round and round through the body at the rate of seven miles an hour. “ Remember this, that our bodies will not stand the strain of over-work without good, pure blood any more than the engine can run smooth ly without oil.” After many years of study in the active practice of medicine, Dr. R. V. Pieroe found that when the stomach was out of order, the blood impure and there were symptoms of general break down, a tonic made of the glyceric extract of certain roots was the best corrective. 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