Irwinton bulletin. (Irwinton, Wilkinson County, Ga.) 1894-1911, February 24, 1911, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextRHEUMATISM Munyon’s Rheumatism Remedy relieves pains in the legs, arms, back, stiff or swollen joints. Contains no morphine, opium, cocaine or drugs to deaden the pain. It neutralizes the acid and drives out all rheumatic poisons from the sys tem. Write Prof. Munyon, 53d and Jeff erson Sts., Phlla., Pa., for medical ad ylce, absolutely free. Atlanta Directory KODAK films developed free ■> v ****«^ Regular prices charged for prints. Mail your roll and write for camera catalog to The College “Co-op,” Shelley Ivy, Mgr., Atlanta ^for LIQUOR and DRUG USING A scientific remedy which has been skill fully and Successfully administered by med i calspecialists for the past BO years. Bell Phone Main 2795. Add. KEELEY INSTITUTE, 229 Woodward Ave., Atlanta, Ga. “^•RUBBER STAMPS promptly and properly made. Write pmMk for catalog showing styles, type, etc. Trade checks a specialty. Dixie Seal & Stamp Co., Atlanta EVERY MACHINE GUARANTEED Write for Catalog and Bargain List S AMERICAN WRITING MACHINE CO. HO. PRYOR STREET ATLANTA, CA. RIJBBER STAM p S guS. Seals, Stencils and Supplies. Stock Cer* IggMKfck lificates a Specialty. Write for Catalog Bennett Rubber Stamp & Seal Co. fIHKKBa 19-21. A. So. Broad St,. Atlanta, Ga. I, । ■ Much moonshine goes into pious talks about making sunshine. Take Garfield Tea to arouse a eluggiah liver —all druggists sell it. He is a learned man that under stands one subject; a very learned man who understands two. —Emmons. TO CURE A COID IN ONE DAT & LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tables Btsrefund money if it fails to cure. B.W. B’S signature is on each box. 25c. Didn’t Care. Hewitt —I guess you don't know who I am. Jewett —No, ai 4 I haven’t any wom an’s curiosity about it. Domestic Amenities. Father —I think the baby looks like you. Mother —Yes, it shuts Its eyes to an awful lot. NOT QUITE THE SAME ZoK WK 111 Hubby—Have you noticed how much better I rest after a day’s fishing? Wifey—No; but I’ve noticed how much easier you lie after a day’s fishing than upon other days. IT'S FOOD That Restores and Makes Health Possible. There are stomach specialists as well as eye and ear and other special ists. One of these told a young lady, of New Brunswick, N. J., to quit medi cines and eat Grape-Nuts. She says: "For about 12 months I suffered se verely with gastritis. I was unable to retain much of anything on my stomach, and consequently was com pelled to give up my occupation. "I took quantities of medicine, and had an idea I was dieting, but I con tinued to suffer, and soon lost 15 pounds In weight. I was depressed in spirits and lost interest in every thing generally. My mind was so af fected that it was impossible to be come interested In even the lightest reading matter. “After suffering for months I de elded to go to a stotnach specialist He put me on Grape-Nuts and my health began to improve immediately. It was the keynote of a new life. "I found that I had been eating too much starchy food which I did not di gest. and that the cereals which I had tried had been too heavy. I soon proved that It is not the quantity of food that one eats, but the quality. “In a few weeks I was able to go back to my old business of doing cler ical work. I have continued to eat Grape-Nuts for both the morning and evening meal. I wake in the morning with a clear mind and feel rested. I regained my lost weight in a short time. lam well and happy again and owe it to Grape-Nuts.” Name given by Bostum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read “The Road to Wellville,” in pkgs. "There’s a Reason.” Ever read the above letterT A new •ne appears from time to time. They are. centtine, true, and full of human latereat. IK-JI -Jbiy WILBURD NEPBIT 1 il ■ Wil IM iff 5 • Mil - WOW s i IMM Ml I st«i > ।ii । ।s i s i. , West Union, O.—One hundred vote sell- J ers appeared before Judge Blair and paid their fines Monday. Danville, Ill.—Several public officials > have expressed a willingness to tell the grand jury the entire story of the pur chase of votes. ‘ What? Det the women vote? Why « should the primal rights of man ' Be crushed beneath the heel that tramps the pathway of this plan? * Man was created higher than the feebler, £ gentler sex; , 'Twas he whom nature fitted for the prob lems sore that vex I The mind and try the heart and call for Intellect that sees The baffling frets of government and all its mysteries. I And who should take a woman from the citadel of home . And send her out unshielded, 'mid the coarser class to roam? • Ah, no, my brethren, we, the men, must meet this heavy task. 'TIs not a duty that we have a right of ’ her to ask! O, woman, noblest work of all! Who’d smudge the lily’s white By tainting it with balloting? Who’d । touch it with that blight? Nay, let us bld her keep away from all those common things. We’ll see her as an angel fair with halo and with wings. Aside from that poetic view, we will not , soil her hands With all the work of government no wom an understands. i Aye, man, pure man, shall bear the brunt, and he Shall overcome The onslaughts of the ones who strike at our palladium. What? Lot the women vote? Why, down would tumble all our shrines! And governmental honor would be blown up as by mines! Ah, brethren, do not sully our ideals in this way; Let all the women stay at home upon election day. They’re better far at dusting floors and wiping off the shelves— How can we trust the women when we cannot trust ourselves? Simple Parlor Magic Again. The Mysterious Watch. —For this feat you need no preparation. After a few moments of merry chatter you borrow from some one in the audi ence a watch. Having obtained this —an open-faced watch is best —ask some other person to loan you a small hammer. Almost any one will have this implement in his possession. Taking the hammer in your right hand, approach some one with a smile and ask him for an anvil. Naturally, he will not have it. Prior to the per formance, you will have concealed an anvil in your sleeve. Pretending to search the last person’s pockets, you will produce the anvil. Now, lay the watch on the anvil, and beat it to fragments with the hammer. Then ask any lady to lend you her handker chief. Into this place the pieces ol the watch. Fold the handkerchief neatly and give it to a third party to hold. Now' pronounce some mystic words slowly, and then unfold the handkerchief, taking therefrom the watch in perfect condition. It is best to practice this feat many times until you attain perfection. After you are sure of yourself you can do the same trick with a grandfa ther’s clock. Real Beauty. The chorus always seems to be A phalanx of rare charm, The prima donnas, too, we see Are fair of face and arm— But O, of all the loveliness That comes before'our scan, There’s nothing equal to—l guess—- The leading tenor man. And Then! "What makes you so white and out of breath?” asks the friend of the man who has rushed into the store and is looking for a place of con cealment. "I met Lieut. Peary down street and asked him to head a party to go and discover Dr. Cook,” shuddered the other. Unnecessary Talk. "What did your wife have to say when you got home so late last night?” asked the friend who is chew ing cloves. “She didn’t have to say anything,” explained the man with the sleepless looking eyes, “but that didn’t make any difference to her." MRS. SPELL’S SICK SPELL Happy Ending to Experience That Might Have Developed Fatal Results. Hayne, N. C. —"I was In a very low htate of health last spring," writes Mrs. Z. V. Spell of this place, “and was not able to be up and tend to my duties. We consulted our family doc tor, and he advised me to try Cardul, which I did, and soon began to feel better. I got able to be up and help io my housework. “I continued to take your medicine, and I am now able to do my house work and to care for my children, and I do not feel as though I could ever thank you enough for the bene fits I have received. I shall heartily recommend Cardul to all similarly af flicted, for I think your medicine a Godsend to all women.” Cardul is successful, because It con tains Ingredients that act on the weak womanly organs. They are imported especially from Europe, by us, and are not in general use nor for sale 'at drug stores, except In the form of Cardul. As a result of the experience of over 50 years, Cardul is now known as a medicine for women, of real merit, that can always be depended on. Please try It. N. B.—Write to: Ladles’ Advisory Dept., Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat tanooga, Tenn., for Special Instructions and 64-paare book, "Home Treatment for Women,” sent In plain wrapper, on reqneat. His Head Was Hard. It Is a common belief that the ne gro’s head is hard, capable of with standing almost any blow. The following story told of a promi nent young dentist of Danville, 111., would seem to Indicate something of the kind, anyhow. Twe negro men were employed on tearing down a three-story brick building. One ne gro was on top of the building taking off the bricks and sliding them down a narrow wooden chute to the ground, some thirty feet below, where the other was picking them up and piling them. When this latter negro was stoop ing over to pick up a brick, the former accidentally let one fall, striking him directly on the head. Instead of its killing him, he merely looked up, without rising, and said: "What you doin’ thar, nigger, you made me bite my tongue.”—The Cir cle. And It Was All Imagination. "I wonder hoy much imagination governs some persons’ senses?” re marked a visitor at the St. Regis yes terday “For a Christmas present I sent to a young woman of my ac quaintance one of the most elaborate sachet cases I could find. It was such a beautiful thing that I didn’t put per fume in it, for some women prefer to use a certain kind all the time, and I thought I would leave it to the re cipient to put her own particular sach et powder in the case. You may im agine I was somewhat amazed to read this in her enthusiastic letter of thanks: ‘lt’s perfume has pervaded the whole room.'” —New York Press. Free Cure for Rheumatism and Bone Pains. Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. B.) cures the worst cases of rheumatism, bone pains, swollen muscles and joints, by purifying the blood and destroying the uric acid in the blood. Thousands of cases cured by B. B. B. after all other treatments failed. Price SI.OO per large bottle at drug stores, with complete direc tions. Large sample free by writing Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga.. Department B. Ready With Proof. An earnest preacher in Georgia, who has a custom of telling the Lord all the news in his prayers, recently be gan petition for help against the progress of wickedness in his town with the statement: “O thou great Jehovah, crime Is on the increase. It is becoming more prevalent daily. I can prove it to you by statistics.”- —Everybody’s Magazine. The Test of Intellect. "I wonder why Mrs. Filmgilt regards her husband as stupid. He has been very successful In business.” "Perhaps,” replied Mr. Meekton, “he’s like so many, of the rest of us who can’t possibly learn to keep the score of a bridge game.” Hard Luck. 1 The big stone had rolled to the bot tom of the hill again, and the bystand ers were jeering at Sisyphus. “Boys,” he groaned, tackling it once more, "if you can’t boost, don’t knock!” ' On Her Side. "I didn’t know you had any idea of marrying her.” "I didn’t. The Idea was hers.” — Lippincott's Magazine. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing: Syrup for Children Iteethlng, softens the gums, reduces inflamma tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle. Preaching produces so little practice because people look on it as a per formance. You Look Prematurely Old MIGHT HAVE COME EARLIER Admirer of Musician Must Have Felt Truth of the Answer Ho Received. Signor Puccini, although celebrated all over the world for bls operas. Is still a young man. On the subject of his early success the Italian composer said recently in New York: "I have been very lucky. Recogni tion for artistic work comes so often after one is too old to enjoy It. “I remember one of my country men, a centenarian, who, had he died before seventy, would never have seen tiny of his operas produced. Luckily he lived to so great an age that he re ceived for many years the admiration he deserved. Naturally enough, though, this splendid artist regretted his years of obscurity and neglect, and he frequently spoke bitterly of his bad fortune. "Once, at the very end of bls lon^ life, an Englishman entered bls box at the opera in Rome, and said re spectfully: “ ‘I have traveled all the way from London to see the author of my fa vorite opera.’ “The veteran composer, with a ma licious smile, replied: “ ‘Well, by friend, I have given you plenty of time to get here.’ ” Woman as Bank Cashier. Miss Ethel Boynton Is cashier of the National Bank of Bayside, L. L, the only woman In the state holding such a position. She says that to be trustworthy, a man or woman must first be kind, then he cannot find It in his heart to betray the trust that 13 reposed In him. No Backache or Kidney- Paine. If you have pains In the back, urinary, bladder or kidney trouble, dizziness and lack of energy, try .Mother Gray's Ar«millc-Leat. the pleasant herb remedy. Relieves headache, nervousness, dizziness and loss of sleep. As a system regu lator it has no equal. At druggists or by mail, 600. Ask today. Sample FREE. Address, The Mother Gray Co., LeKoy, N. Y. Literary Atmosphere. "Mark Twain was not a widely read man. How do you suppose he ever managed to turn out so much good stuff?” “I don’t know unless it was because he smoked so much." TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM Take the Old Standard GROVE'S TASTBLBBS CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking: The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it is simply Quinine andiron In a taste less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria and the Iron builds up the system. Bold by all dealers for 80 yean. Price 50 cent*. Chilly. “They say the pretty Boston girl is a good pick. I wonder what kind of a pick she Is?” "Ice pick, I suppose.” Tightness across the chest means a cold on the lungs. That’s the danger signal. Cure that cold with Hamlins Wizard Oil before it runs into Consumption or Pneu monia. Cheap Form of Fuel. A Welsh rabbit may be cooked on an electrical chafing dish at an ex pense of 1% cents for current For COLDS and GRIP Hicks’ Capvdinb Is the best remedy—re lieves the aching and feverishness—cures the Cold and restores normal conditions. It’s liquid—effects immediately. 10c., 25c., and 50c. At drug stores. Keeping Oil Fire From Spreading. Milk will quench a fire caused by an exploding lamp, water only spread ing the oil. Garfield Tea cannot but commend itself to those desiring a laxative, simple, pure, mild, potent and health-giving. The Breed. Stella—ls her coat Persian lamb? Bella —No; Podunk mutton. —Judge. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS Tour druggist will retund money if PAZO OINT MENT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6to 14 day*. 50c. Difficulties are often the barnacles that grow on delayed duties. Stomach Blood and Liver Troubles Much sickness starts with weak stomach, and consequent poor, impoverished blood. Nervous and pale-people lack good, rich, red blood. Their stomachs need invigorating for, after all, a man can be no stronger than his stomach. A remedy that makes the stomach strong and the liver active, makes rich red blood and overcomes and drives out disease-producing bacteria and cures a whole multi tude of diseases. Get rid of your Stomach Weakness and Elver Laziness by taking a course of Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery —the treat Stomach Restorative, Liver Invitorator and Blood Cleanser. You can’t afford to accept any medicine of oninoiMS composition as a substitute for “Golden Medical Discov ery,” which is a medicine os known composition, having a complete list of ingredients in plain English on its bot tle-wrapper, same being attested as correct under oath. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regulate and Invigorate Stomach, Liver and Bowels. True pleasure consists in clear thoughts, sedate affections, sweet re flections; a mind even and stayed, and true to itself. —Hopkins. WE CURE YOU OF KIDNEY TROUBLES and Rheumatism by neutralizing Uric Acid in the blood. Money back if not relieved. People say "God bless you In your great work.” t 2 worth deliv ered. J. M. Alexander Drug Co., Lexington, Miss. When you find excess of speech look for shortage on sight. To correct disorders of the liver, take Garfield Tea, the Herb Laxative. One might fight a lie and still not follow the truth. Because of those üb?v, grizzly, gray hairs. Use "LA CREOLB” HAIR DRESSING. PRICE, SI.OO. retail. BLOOD HUMORS It is Important that you should now rid your blood of those impure, poisonous, effete matters that have accumulated in it during the winter. The secret of the unequaled and really wonderful success of Hood’s Sarsaparilla as a remedy for Blood Humors is the fact that it combines, not simply sarsaparilla, but the utmost remedial values of more than twenty ingre dients —Roots, Barks and Herbs —known to have extraordinary efficacy in purifying the blood and building up the whole system. There is no real substitute for Hood’s Sarsaparilla, no ‘‘just as good” medicine. Get Hood’s today, in liquid form or tablets called Sarsatabs, f °R T%»TWZ T’MTT* DISTEMPER j UIIM la LV L CATARRHAL FEVER I lIS EHL AND ALL NOSE i il 11l Id 1 AJ AND THROAT diseases Cures the skin and acts as a preventive for others. Liquid given ea the tongue. Safe for broOd mares and all others. Best kidney remedy; 50 cents and 81-00 a bottle; 85.00 and SIO.OO the dozen. Sold by all druggists and horse goods houses, or sent express paid, by the manufacturers. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemi.t., GOSHEN, INDIANA ^emingto/L^ .22 REPEATIN&^S^ ^F The popular idea of the '22 cahbre rifle is that it is a spanow giLi —a plaything for the Little boy. Not so the REMINGTON .22 Re peater. Hammerless, Solid Breech, built U». ■ to exactly the same high standard of quality If as the big game REMINGTON Repeaters, this rifle is a man's rifle, and for the boy who has the Kuß making of a man. No rifle to compare with it Taßilsl rliMb for target shooting, for crows, hawks, squirrels and WiwßlKwßi ■ other small game of the keener sort ■l^■H W Whether you are shooting in the field or at the mUSrsmlm™ target never forget that UMC .22 cartridges are essential to the surest results. Straight shooting, AwBBBH^a hard bitting, sure fire. UMC .22 short, .22 long and .22 long rifle cart ridges can be depended upon to be as perfect as any ammunition of any calibre made. uHf Targets Sent Free. wKr Tie Union Metallic Cartridge Company, The Remington Ams Company, Aceaer 299 Broadway, Nov York Gt,. W. L. DOUGLAS Z'Y >2^s *3*3.l^& $ 4 Shoes e'wojca f __ ISTBEWAftE OF SUBSTITUTES.-^ REFUSE all substitutes claimed to be “just as good,” the true values of which are unknown. You are pt/f entitled to the best Insist upon having the genuine ' £/ W. L. Douglas shoes with his name and price on the bottom, v W. L. Douglas shoes cost more to make than ordinary shoes, because I higher grade leathers are used and selected with greater care ; every detail in the making is watched over bv the moat skilled organization JR z of expert shoemakers in this country *Theße are the reasons whyW.L. "X I J Douglas shoes are guaranteed to hold their shape, look and fit better w and wear longer than any other shoes vou can buy. eS; a * If your dealer cannot supply you with the genuine W.L.Donzlas shoe*, write oavci cu/mtc for Mall Order Catalog. Shoes sent direct from factory to wearer, all charges . _ prepaid. W. L. Douglu», 145 Spark St., Brocktou, Mau. $2.00 1 52.50453.00 The recording angel may take more Interest In your day book than In your hymn book. Taking Garfield Tea will prevent the re currence of sick-headache, indigestion and bilious attacks. All druggists. When musing on companions gone we doubly feel ourselves alone.—Scott. Itch Cured In 30 Minute* by Woolford*a BanltaryLotlon.Never fails. At druggists. Afflictions mark the difference be tween Iron and steel. as ■■ 1 "VW O *j Sw W K RI Proof Cabbage Plants which will be in Cue shape for transplanting from the first of Feb ru&ry to the first of April. and in order to move MWyyX.yC WmRS them when ready we have decided to sell at >9 v WMUI the following reduced prices f. o. b. Meggett: ■ 1 to 4-OX) at ties per 1.000: 5 to 9.000 at tioo per 1,000; A® W ■W SJ 10 to 20,000 at Mo per 1.000. Prospective buyers of w M l*nr* quantltie* will do well towrite us before ■ W placing their orders. Our usual guarantee of full count and safe delivery c-oes with each package. Cheap express rates to all points. Don't delay or- ^3l Ml AH dering: if you want real high grade plants at the A I* l ™ of others. KKUjIWI M - GIBSON CO- Meggett, S. C. MEN Kidney trouble preyw x upon the mind, discour- AND ages and lessens ambl-’ tlon; beauty, vigor and WOMEN cheerfulness soon disap pear when the kidneys are out of order or diseased. For good re sults use Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root ths great kidney remedy. At druggists. Sam ple bottle by mail free, also pamphlet. , Address, Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, ^fED^ENERGEnnOBEI In every shop— town—country community. To' Join and work for grandest fraternal order known. Pays sick, injury, accident, death benifits. 50c a month and up will carry full membership. Make money too—get new mem bers. Give whole or spare time. Be first from your locality. Send 10c for Official Journal-— membership particulars—great money-making plan. The I-L-U of the world. 418 First National Bank Building, Covington, Kju Buy a Florida Farm In the famous Pensacola District. Five acres bring Independence for life. Soil expert shows you how. Canning factory on property guarantees market. Five acres In truck will net you $1,500 to $5,000 a year. Two railroads through this prop erty. Good county roads. Prices will be advanced soon. Write today. PENSACOLA REALTY COMPANY, Pensacola. Florida New York, New Y#rk, Rlrenlale Ave., near 252 d Si., Weat A Country School for Girls IN NEW YORK CITY. Best features of country and city lisp. Out-of-door sports on school park of 35 acres near the Hudson River. Academic Course Primary Class toGraduation. Music and Art, MISS BaAGS and mis? WHITOJT DEFIANCE Cold Water Starch makes laundry work a pleasure. 16 oz. pkg. 10a W. N. U„ ATLANTA, NO. 8-1911.