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For the Independent Prim
Raising Hogs,
Mr. Editor :
You have asked me to give you my
plan of raising hogs for publication in
your paper, and 1 proceed to do so in
plain, farmer-like words. First we will
begin with the sow with pig. Before
pigging she ought to be turned into a lot
and fed rather better than the stock hogs.
The pigs of a sow well fed before pigging
are much liner than otherwise. If there
is no woods lot in which to keep your
sow, she ought to be hunted np as soon as
missing, and if she has pigs she ought to
Ik' fed at her bed until the pigs are large
enough to carry home. Then have a
separate pen to feed each sow while suck
ling, and also a pen attached for the pigs.
Keep corn in this pen and the pigs will
soon learn to go in and crack it. By this
plan larger pigs will not whip off the
smaller ones.
When the pigs are large enough to
spay, do not perish them before perform
ing that operation, and do not sew too
tight. There are more pigs killed by
perishing and sewing up too tight than
from any other cause. After spaying,
still let them be fed in the pen until com
pletely well. It will not hurt them to
run in and out of the pen. And pigs
ought not to be turned out too early to
take the fare of grown hogs. If so, they
receive a great back-set by being fought
off from their food, and becoming poor.
Keep your hogs as gentle as possi
ble. Never suffer them driven out of a
place 1 if you can toll them. And on no
account have them dogged. Give the
hog-feeder time to attend to his hogs and
see that he does it. Hog-feeders if they
are allowed time to attend to their stock
generally like it.
A farmer should know the size of
his pile of corn, and kill all the hogs that
he can't keep in good condition. I)o not
let your hog stock get too large. Its
all a notion to have too many hogs.—
Many farmers miss making pork by it.
Now for the fatening process. First,
the preparation I have found successful
is to sow a new-ground or a weeded field
the last of April, or early in May, in the
speckled pea —also peas in the first corn
fields we design gathering. In the corn
field we design gathering last, we plant
our corn seven feet, and in the middle a
row of ground-peas the first ploughing.
The land that suits best is a clean field
where cotton was planted the year before.
The ground-poa may be planted sooner
than this, but it will require more hoe
work. In the poorer spots of the field,
it is better to plant the goober altogeth
er—not planting any corn. Some pre
fer planting them separate from the corn
any how. But they are profitable plant
ted any way. In this goober field, plant
potatoes also. You can’t plant too many.
The plan is to make in this way a plen
ty of feed to fatten your hogs, and keep
the corn to give them in the summer.
When we open our harvest field we
separate the fattening hogs from the sows
and pigs, and turn the former in the field.
The harvest field does the pigs but little
good. It is a positive injury to small
pigs. So soon as the fields are gleaned,
we commence feeding freely on corn,
either dry or green. I prefer the green
corn. Cut stalks and all, and throw it
to them.
Beforo the hogs are turned upon the
harvest field as above they will have
been upon your field of speckled peas,
which is ready by the middle of August
or September,—which I forgot to men
tion. And it is here you should sepa
rate your fatting hogs from your sows and
pigs instead of waiting till you gather
your first corn-field as I said above.
The field of speckled peas will last
your hogs until you gather your first
corn-field. Your corn-fields and the peas
t herein will then last them until the first
of November, at which time your goob
ers and potatoes will be ready. The
burden is thus lifted off of the corn-crib.
And if the seasons suits, instead of hav
ing to cut green corn for your hogs as
mentioned back, all the corn you will
need will be to toll your hogs up to kill
them.
It was so dry this jrnar that I receiv-
I ed but little benefit from the corn-field
< pea. But notwithstanding this my first
killing was made immediately from the
tiald about the 20th December —the last
a few days since. We got the last up
and fed them about three days on corn.
And after fattening my pork hogs in this
way, there are now goobers and potatoes
enough in the field to hist the stock hogs
until the first of March. They will then
be turned out in fine order. I never was
able to fieed the stock hogs sufficiently
high, to keep them thriving through
January and February, until I com
menced the cultivation of the goober.—
My plan succeeds admirably in South
western Georgia. How it would suc
ceed in your section I can’t tell. It is
worth a trial.
*
Let me remark before closing that
it is important not to let your hogs fall
off after putting them on the harvest
field. You had better cut your green
fourteen to twenty-one months old. -•
From the best information I can get
from my overseer my meat has not cost
me a half-bushel of corn to the 100 lbs.
since the middle of September.
FARMER
Jan, 15,1854.
t>i
From tiro Times and Sentitml.
Georgia Portraits,
Miller of Richmond, is, and has
long been the leader of the whig party
in the Georgia Legislature. He is a
small man, and the lower part of his face
is by no means prepossessing. Ilis chin
is small and completely thrown in the
shade by his mouth; but bis forehead is
open large and massive, and inspires con
fidence not only in his sense, but his
principles. He is a distinguished lawyer
and is worthy of the highest honors his
party can confer upon him. He is not
however an orator; his voice is low and
monotonous, gesticulation unimpressive
He never uses a trope or metaphor; lie
is never impassioned; but still he com
mands attention al ways by the earnestness
of his apprehension, the elegance of his
diction and the forpe of his logic. His
chief characteristic, is his strong common
sense. He is a model Legislator. He
i opposed removal.
Drnxagan, of Hall, is one of the
oldest men and members in the Legisla
ture. He is of medium stature and made
of iron. Ilis hard angular face is lit up
with a keen sparkling eye, which never
sleeps, and is overshadowed by a mass
of iron grey hair. He is an old Union
Democrat of the Jackson school, and
was one of the leaders of the disaffection
in the party which resulted in the defeat
of McDonald. He is self made, and un
educated, but endowned by nature with a
restless intellect and a bold heart, and
though he cannot see far, lie sees clearly;
his convictions arc strong, and he acts up
on them regardless of consequences,
lie has been to California and brought
back one hundred pounds in gold which
he dug with his own hands. He never
speaks five minutes without using the
word “ however” which he invariably
pronounces u howbyever” to the great
amsement of the Senate. He is a great
stickler for constitutional right and a
watchful guardian of the Treasury. Wo
believe he is thoroughly honest, and
would die for his principles. He is vio
lently opposed to “removal” and boldly
asserted that lie would not vote for it
unless the people of * Millie!geville were
compensated for the depreciation of pro
perty which it would occasion, though
every voter in Georgia were to desire it.
Mr. Dunnagan is a Farmer.
Dr. Singleton, of Lumpkin, is a
Physician, and has accumulated a for
tune. He too is a Union Democrat.
It is thought by many,that he has a lean
ing to the Whigs. He is a very large
unweildly, grey headed, old man, and
distinguished chieflly by his hostility to
Me Donald. lie was in favor of refer
ing the question of removal to the peo
ple, and offered the substitute which was
adopted by the Senate. He makes no
pretentions to oratory, though he fre
quently addresses the Senate.
Bailey, of Whitfield, is a Physician
and a j Union Democrat also. He is,
metaphorically speaking, a younger son
of Ms. Durmagan, and has many of his
faults and virtues. He speaks often in
a loud, rattling, imgramatical style, and
seems more intent on letting the House
know his faith than the reason of it. This
also is a characteristic of Dr. Singleton.
He is a small man and not very hand
some.
Collier, ofDeKalb, gave the fatal
blow to the project of removal, by intro
dueeingan amendment to the House bill
to refer the question to the people and
authorise them to say Removal or
No Removal, and to designate the place
to which the capitol shall be removed.
He is six feet high and of unassuming
but very pleasing address. His hair and
eyes are dark, and though he is probably
over 80 years of age, lie has quite a
youthful appearence from the almost to
tal absence of beard. He is a Union
Democrat, and was nominated by the
Conservative party, but preferred to stand
by the old Demacratic organization, and
was by them triumphantly elected to
the Senate. He is a forcible speaker but
no orator, a man of sense, but deficient
in culture, which by the way, is a pecu
liarity which prominently destinguishes
the members of the Georgia Leislature.
Stephens, of Hancock, is of course
aW r 1 iig, belilg"the brother of A. 11. Ste
phens. He is a young man scarcely over
80 years of age, and has made his for
tune by a lucky, but suitable marriage.
He is quite six feet high, well formed, with
black hair and whiskers, and blue eyes.
His voice is clear and ringing, but rather
deficeint in volume, lie is a lawyerstoo
and of course knows how to reason. He
speaks fluently and to the point, but
sometimes loses himself, in the cloud
regions. Mr. Stephens is much esteem
ed for his social qualities, and has brains
enough to reach and adorn any position
his ambition may aspire to, He was
against removal.
Moore, of Lincoln is a Whig, of
course, a Lawyer too and thorough good
fellow. Ills smile is genial and always
plays upon a face which wins confidence.
He is well made, good looking, sensible,
but unambitious. lie evidently comes
to the Senate because his constituents
will send him, and takes more pleasure in
the social festivities of the city than in
the details of legislation though lie is
sufficiently attentive to his official du
ties. He was in favor of removal.
Moseley, of Spalding, is a man of
marked peculiarities. He is of medium
height, has kindly blue eyes, snow white
hair and ruddy complexion. He is a Min
ister of the Gospel of the Primitive Bap
tist Church, and under all circumstances
preserves the dignity of his profession,
lie was orrignally a Whig, but of late
years has acted with the Democratic par
ty. He is deficient in education and read
ing, but is a natural orator. The Bible
is his text book, and the golden rule is
ever oil his heart. He will not even
condescend to quote from profane litera
ture. He was the orater ofremovali and
was rudely treated with hisses from the
gallery during his speech on the subject.
He very pointedly rebuked this rudeness
by hinting that there were but two crea
tures that hissed—the serpent from its
venom, and the gocse from its folly. He
|f one of the people, and a true and wor
fearless, impassioned, he says what lie
thinks and is willing* to take the res
ponsibility. *
Dabney, of Gordon, is a man of
brains. Pity he is feeble in health. He
too is a Lawyer. Tie is no orater, but
speaks fluently and is always sensible,
lie has too, a conscience and does what he
t hinks is right. He is the only member
of the Senate that dresses in homespun.
He is tall and spare, has sandy hair and
blue eyes, lie thinks too much and
talks but little. W ith vigorous efforts be
would rise to the first position in the State.
He is a Democrat, and was for remo
val.
THOMAS, of Gwinnett, is also a Law
yer and Democrat, and a man of modesty
sense and worth. He was for removal,
and made a strong speech in its favor.
We are satisfied that he is capable of do
ing much more than he has done this
session, and that he will be heard of here
after. He is an ornament to the Senate
and an honor to his country. We hope
to see him back again next session. He
is still a young man.
Hull, of Clark, is a Whig and op
posed removal very zealously. He is
the son of the Rev. Hope Hull, one of
the pioneers of Methodism in Georgia,
and is a model of unassuming piety and
virtue. He is a little above the medium
height and size, and has black eyes, dark
skin, and grey hair, and is a gentleman
of exceedingly pleasing manners and ad
dress. He is never on extremes, and one
is suprised ever to find him acting from
party bias. He stampeded nevertheless,
when the Whig party left the Senate to
prevent the election of McDonald. Gen
erally, however he is fair and candid,
and is universally esteemed by all par
ties.
Clarke, of Baker, is a native of
Savannah, but a self made man. He
is diminitive in stature and of feeble con
stitution. His complexion is dark, and
his hair and eyes are black as a coal.
He is a Lwayer, and has attained an en
viable position in his profession. Ilis is
weak and, like Paul, his “bodily pre
sence is comptemtible,” but he is shrewd,
practical, hard sensed; and is probably
the most influential Democrat in the Leg
islature of Georgia, He is never asleep,
never inattentive, and in every contest
in the Senate has shown himself a match
for any force the enemy could bring
against him. No member of the Legis
lature has shown more devotion to his
immediate constituents, than Mr Clark, or
lias done more to advance their interests.
He is moreover a gentleman with the
gentle manners and soft accent of the
lower country, and the unassuming mo
desty and practical sense of the up coun
try.
Dean, of Bibb, is no orator and
makes no pretension that way. He is,
however a man of noble person and com
manding brow and has as much brain as
any man in the Senate. He said but
little during the session, but perhaps did as
much to influence legislation as any of
his colleagues. He knows the strings of
the human heart, and touches them with
a master’s hand. He is in the neighbor
hood of fifty years of age, but his eye is
uridimined, nor is his natural strength
abated. Time has laid his hand gently
upon his head and thinned his brown
locks—otherwise, he is as yet unscathed.
He has a bold Anglo-Saxon face, and is
said to have the Anglo-Saxon energy.
He is rich and has made it. He was tin'
pillar of removal.
McGehee, of Houston, presided over
the commitee of the whole when this ques
tion was under consideration, and de
serves a passing tribune at our hands.
He is a native of Putman comity, Geor
gia, and is in the 45th year of his age.
In person, he is above the average height
and is slightly embompoint. ilis face
is round and ruddy, his eves blue, his
forehead broad and round. Old father
time has thinned his aburn locks. His
counteanenee is always illuminated witli a
smile. He commenced life as a Physi
cian and after accumulating a competen
cy, retired to his-farm, where lie has
since passed his time in agriculture and
literary pursuits. Though he quit school
at the age. of fourteen, he acquired a
knowledge of Latin, Greek, and French
all of which languages, he reads with fa
cility. He has probably the largest mis
cellaneous library in South-western Geor
gia. He is the anther of “ Facts not
Fiction,” and other fugitive peices of
miscellaneous literature. He has borne
arms in the service of his country —hav-
ing been a private in Capt. Kenan’s
company, in the Florida war.
He comenced life as Whig, and is
one of the rich spoils which the Demo
cracy Avon from the enemy in the fierce
conflict of 1850, since which time he lias
been a faithful and true man in our ran ks.
With these prestiges, it is not suprising
that Dr. McGehee, though appearing for
the first time on the floor of a delibera
tive assembly at this session, was ap
pointed chairman of the committee on
the State of the Republic. This position
he has filled with eminent ability and
has shrunk from no contest with the op
position, and often signally triumphed
over their bravest champions.
Asa debater, Dr. McGehee is rea
dy fluent and forcible, and is the only
man in the Senate who has ventured up
on a classical allusion this session except,
perhaps Williamson, of Newton, avlio
struck the Senator from Spalding a
heavy blow with some famous lines
from the Deserted Village.
Mr. Brown, of Baldwin, is a bach
elor, and is a« very gre&T favorite with
the ladies. lie is a small man, with
black hair and eyes, and altogether un
assuming. He spoke for the first time
against removal, and acquitted himself
handsomely, though his speech was evi
dently committed to memory, and was
delivered without emphasis or feeling,
i ™ <+•+*+
The Wandering Jew.
The first explicit and authentic
mention of the Wandering Jew occurs
in the Latin Works of Roger de Wen
dover, a Monk of St. Albans, who died,
in the year 1287. And Matthew of
Paris, a Benedictine Monk, of the same
Monastery, confirms the statement, and
relates that, at a great Episcopal Con
vocation at St. Albans, in the year 1228,
an Archbishop of Armenia Major also
appeared, and deifosed through his in
terpreter (a Knight returned from the
Holy Land) that he knew the Wander
er well, who had often held converse
with him and eaten at Hus table. The
plained': W hen the dews were dragging
forth to crucifixion, Cartaphilus,
then a porter in the hall of Pilate struck
the Savior with lifs hand, and in mock
ery said, “Hasten, Jesus, why dost thou
1 inger [” And Jesus, looking back, said
to him, “ I go, indeed, but thou wilt
wait until .1 return.” - At the time ofour
fjord's crucifixion, Cartaphilus was thir
ty years old, and whou he attains the
ago of one hundred years always re
turns to life ago of thirty ; thus doomed
to perpetual life in alternating between
extreme age and renewed youth. After
the death of Christ, Avlien the Catholic
faith had gained ground, Cartaphilus
was baptized by that Ananias who bap
tized the Apostle Paul, and then took
the name of: Josephus.
The Wanderer of Ages is a man of
holy conversation, of circumspect de
meanor, and awaits with fear the awful
day of judgement.. He refuses all gifts,
being content with food and clothing;
and rests his hope of salvation on the plea
of ignorance; and also on the last prayer
of the Saviour, “Father forgive them,
for they know not what they do.”
Such is the substance of the histo
ry recorded by Mathew of Paris, who,
as avcll as Roger de Wendover, makes
no comment Avhatever, on the statement
of the Armenian prelate.
The next notice of this singular per
sonage occurs in the Chronicles of the
Fourteenth Century, where he appears
under the name of Isaac Lakedion. In
the sixteenth century we find mention
of the unhappy man, and a narrative of
his famous interview with Cornelius
Agrippa, the Magician. We next hear
of him at Hamburg, and then at Stras
burg; and thirty years after he appear
ed in Brabant, where his person and
manners are fully described in the far
famed Brabantine ballad. In the year
1664, he was seen at Beauvais, in France,
coming from mass; and he subsequent
ly appeared nt Venice, Naples, and Sala
manca; and lastly at Brussels on tlie22d
of April, 1771.
From the Richmond Dispatoli.
The Jjftst of the
Blanneriiassetts.—The eloquence
of Aaron Burr made the name of Her
man Blannerhassett as familiar as a
household word to the people of the
country some forty years ago. His fame,
misfortunes and history, embalmed in
the gorgeous eloquence of Wirt, are still
familiar to many. But whilst every de
clamatory school-boy recites with a
voice alternating from a shirll treble to a
hoarse growling bass, the glowing ex
tract from the gifted crater's famous
speech upon the occasion of Burr’s Trial,
none prohaps ever enquired the fate of
the noble Irishman after the failure of
Burr’s great cosnpiracy. When the
treachery, heartlessness and villiany of
Burr had destroyed poor Blanneriiassetts
almost Edcnlike palatial home on the
Ohio, and involved the unsuspecting
OAvner in his degradation and ruin, few
inquired his fate and subsequent histo
ry.
Herman Blannerhassett, all of our
readers w.il 1 perhaps recollect was a son of
an Irish nobleman who emigrated to this
country in 1797. Possessed of ample
means he purchased a beautiful island
on the Ohio river, and expended nearly
a hundred thousand dollars in the erec
tion of an edifice remarkable for its All
addin beauty of decorations and propor
tions. The ornamental grounds in their
beauty and floral and horticultural or
naments rendered Blannerhassett’s resi
dence an earthly paradise. Surrounded
by all the appliances of the most refined
luxury, Avith a magnificent library, cost
ly furniture, superb paintings, blessed by
the society of a refined wife and intelli
gent children his Avealth and prosperity
excited the admiration and envy of all
who glided by his residence upon the
Avaters of the Ohio. Seduced by the elo
quenceof Burr, Blannerhassett, at an un
fortunate moment, became the confidant
of Burr; amUvasas that person’s accom
plice, arrested and conveyed to Richmond
and cast into prison, but discharged after
the acquittal of the principal conspira
tor.
The pecuniary embarassments of
Blannerhassett pressing heavily upon
him, he Avas forced to sell his magnificent
palace and estate, and misfortune dog
ged his footsteps, until he died in Ire
land in 1828, broken-hearted, and al
most a pauper. His wife and only sur
viving son returned to Ncav York in the
year 1821, in very reduced circumstances.
The mother died many years ago, and
until a few weeks since, the Avorld had
forgotton the once famous Blannerhas
sett, and his family.
The following history of the son of
Blannerhassett, taken from a recent
perfectly reliable source, illustrates, Avtih
melancholy force the strange and re
markable revolutions of the Avhecl of
fortune, in elevating the lowly, and also
in crushing the children of the rich in
the mire of the Slough of Depond.
A few charitable ladies a short
time since, visited the Five Points in Ncav
York, that most horrible of modrn Al
satias, upon an errand of mercy. Here
among the lowest, the vilest, the most
Avreched of God’s creatures, in a damp,
low, unfurnished, comfortless room, they
found a delicate refined looking old man
destitute of every comfort of life, with
out sufficient bread or clothing, forced
to associate with the most ruffianly and
unprincipled of the population of New
York. He Avas the only child of the
once wealthy and distinguished Blanner
hassett.
The son of the man avlio had set
up merchants, patronized literature and
the fiine arts, and been courted and hon
ored by thousands, who had united Avith
Burr to conquer an empire, Avas found
almost starving in a cellar in the vilest
portion of New York. One alone had
proved faithful to the last of the Blan
nefhassetts —one alone clung to the last
spar of a shipwrecked, broken, forgotten
family. An old negro woman, a slave
of Herman Blannerhassett, in the days
of his prosperity who had held young
Blannerhassett in her arms Avhen his
father was the affluent gentleman, and
associate of Burr- —was found by the
Samaritans avlio visited her master, de
voting all her remaining strerfght to her
feeble and helpless master. Forgot
ten by the world, this faithful
slave afforded to the son of the eelebra
+*,! RteimAvWoAH w W tin* world
tea wUat tin avoiiu
had and a humble
roof to ] )j*otlct Inin from the inclemency
of a Northren winter. What a moral
does this point for the instability and urn
-certAinty of worldly wealth and position.
The only surviving sou of Blannerhassett
perished almost for the want of the ne
cessaries of life, in Five Points, and sup
ported by the exertions of a faithful ne
gro!
Clioite lortni.
G -Jr >3
[Selections from Judge Charlton's Volume of Poems.]
The Title of neath.
The tide rolls on, the tide rolls on, —
The never-ceasing tide,
That sweeps the pleasure from our hearts,
The loved ones from our side, —
That brings afflictions to our lot.
And anguish and despair.
And bears from youth's unruffled blow
The charms that lingered there.
The tide rolls on:—wave after wave,
Its swelling waters How :
Before it, all is bright and fair;
Behind it, all is woe:
The infant from its mother’s breasi,
The gay and blooming bride,
Are swept away and born alonge
By that resistless tide.
The tide rolls on;—the soldier’s eye
Grows dim beneath its swell;
The scholar shuns the mystic lore
That lie hath loved so well;
The monarch puts the crown aside;
And labor's weary slave
Rejoices that his limbs will know
The quiet of the grave.
The tide rolls on; —as summer’s brook,
It glideth to the sad;
But, like dark winter’s angry tide,
It rushes to the glad.
From kingly hall and lowly cot,
From battle-field and hearth,
It sweeps unto oblivion’s sea
The dwellers on the earth.
Roll on,-thou dark and turbid wave!
Thou const not bear away
! The record of the good and brave.
That knoweth not decay.
Though fierce may rush thy billow's strife,
Though deep thy current he,
Still faith shall lift her beacon high,
And guide us through the sea.
Jprootous.
; School 8100 m-Exercises.
BY QUIZ.
“John, bound the state of matrimo
ny?”
“ The State of matrimony is bound
ed on the North by Solicitude, on the
East by Double-trouble, on the South bv
Sore shins, and on the West by Vexa
tion.”
“ What are its chief products?”
“Peevish babies, scolding vivos,
henpecked husbands, smoked coffee,
burnt ham and sour pies,”
“What is said of its climate?"
“It has a more variant temperature
than that of any other state in existence.
In that portion of it call the Honey-moon
the climate is sal übrious and healthy—the
atmosphere laden with the sweets of the
flowers of Hymen. In some parts the
inhabitants experience a freezing!)' cold
reception when they expect most warmth
and in some other parts there is all the
burning sensation of the torrid zone.
Sometimes a fellow’s house in the state of
matrimony gets too hot to hold him,
and strange to say he travels with all speed
not to, but from the poles, where cold is
generally supposed to exist.”
“Sarah, has John given a correct
outline of the State of matrimony?”
“Can’t say sir; never was in that
State. Bill Simpkins gave me an invita
tion the other day to travel in it with him,
and when I return I’ll answer the ques
tion.”
“Well, Sarah, as you seem to be ig
norant in Geography, 1 will examine you
in Grammar. Take the sentence, ‘mar
riage is a civil contract.’ Parse mar
riage.
“Marriage is a noun, because it’s a
name. And tliough Sbakspere asks whats
in a name and says that a rose by any
other name would smell as sweet, yet
marriage being a noun, and therefore a
name, shows that the rule established by
bard of Avon has at least one exception.
For marriage certainly is of very great
importance, and being a noun and there
fore a name, Ergo there is something in
a name .”
“Good!—Well what is the case of
marriage ?”
“Don’t know sir.”
“Declineitand see.”
“Don’t feel at liblertv to decline mar
riage after having made Bill the promise
I have. Had rather conjugate.”
“Jane can you tell Sarah in what
case marriage is?”
“Yes sir it is a very common case,
and T wouldn’t care if it was a little com
moner. And I ’spose Sarah won’t be
married a week before it’s in the printer’s
case.”
“Can yon decline marriage?
Jane blushes extremely and answers:
“Had rather not sir.”
“Well Sarah what person is mar
riage. ?"
“Second person, sir because the per
son you/speak to is the one that is going
to marry,”
“What number is marriage,?
“Plural number now sir, because
Bill and I are two at the present time.
When the parson ties the knot, marriage
will then be singular, because the bi
ble says they twain shall be one flesh.”
“What gender is marriage?"
“Common gender because either
male or female may get married.”
“ Does marriage govern any thing,
or does it agree with something'?”
“Both, sir. It governs both man
kind and womankind, and as to agreeing,
it agrees with the world and all the rest
of mankind.” • /
“ Give your rule.”
“ My rule is that Bill shan’t grumble
if I buy two silk dresses a year, and he
shan’t have but one teaspoonful of sugar
to two cups of coffee.”
“Peter parse civil."
“Civil, I suppose, would generally
be called an adjective; but I would Call it
an interjection to express my surprise
that it should be applied to the noun
contract in apposition with marriage.
Guess you'd think so too if you were over
to our house to see how the old man
larrups the old lady when lie’s tight.”
“In what degree is civilT
“Civil as applied to marriage in the
above sentence is of all three degrees of
comparison. For marriage produces in
one instance the positive, in another the
comparative, in a third the superlative ?
1 ‘ Positive, comparati ve*and superla
tive what?”
“Why, you see when a man marries 1
ten thousand, that’s in the positive de
gree of luck: when a man marries twenty
thousand that’s in the comparative, and
when he marries fifty-thousand or over,
that’s in the superlative”
“it seems to me, Peter, your ideas
are far-fetched. But you are a genius
notwithstanding you are a 1 i tt I e scattering
Take your seat and recite the bal lance
of your lesson to-morrow.”
From tho Athens Banner.
Wanted .1 ISonnet!
The following communication lias
been handed us by a friend and a gen
tleman of taste, which we publish for the
benefit of all concerned. If any of our
merchants or milliners should conclude
to order a supply ofbonnets, would it not
be also wise to procure, at the same time
an additional supply of shawls, to meet
the demand of those young specimens of
masculine humanity who seem determin
ed to monopolize that article of female'
attire ?
Mr Editor: —Can you or any of your
readers informme what has become of all
the Bonnets that used to be in our stores
and Milliner’s shops for sale? I have
been searching for one for my wife, for the
last six months. I thought one day I had
found one—a veritable bonnet and no
mistake, with the exception of a leetle
more wanting in front, to cover the lady’s
face.
But when I came to show it to my
wife it was no goat all. No: she would
not have it. She seemed to think that
there was no reason why she should co
ver and ornament the back part of her
head, and leave the front part entirely ex
posed and neglected. She thought she
was under as much obligation to take
care of and protect the one as the other;
and I could not reason her out of this old
fashioned idea. And I had to give up —
say what you will, about these lords of
creation doing what they please.
In vain did I tell her that it is fash
ionable now to cover the back part of the
head, and let the front take care of it
self. “ What did she care for the fashion?”
In vain did I tell her that the neglected
face and forehead would be eared for bye
arid bye, that the fashion would undoubt
edly be changed before long, and then
ample compensation would be made to
the neglected portion of-the system; and
those parts now so richly ornamented,
and even pampered would be left un
sheltered, uncared for, unadorned, until
an enligtencd public should say that even
justice had been meted out to both par
ties —that neither the front nor rear had
any just ground of complaint. But,
“ How did she know, at her time of life,
that she should live to see those days of
even adjustment—those days when the
poor face would again be sheltered from
the winter’s blast and the summers burn
ing rays? She was not going to do any
such thing, unless I said she must do it,
and then—yes, and then—she would
take a little time to reflect.”
I gave up as any prudent man would'
do, and have been waiting four months
longer, hoping to find—not an apology
for, but a veritable, wellpropotioned bon
net. Any reliable information on this
subject, will be thankfully receive by
AN OLD CITIZEN. *
flr. ISeecher’s JYew Hook ;
The Pre-Existfnce of the Soul.
A correspondent of the St- Louis Repub
lican gives the following account of Dr.
Edward Beecher’s forth-coming book, of
winch wo made mention a few days
since:
The title of the work is “The Con
flict of Ages, or the Great Debate on the
moral relation of God and man.” From
this title, nothing can be inferred con
cening the nature of the book, nor its
objects, save by those already familiar
with Dr. Beecher’s views. Dissenting
from the Augustinian and Calvinistio
views on the side, and Jansenist, Armi
nian or Pelagian on the other, concern
ing “ Original Sin,” the depravity of hu
man nature, believing that the Augus
tinian or “Old School” theology on the
subject, an impeachment of some of
the most precious attributes of God’s
character, since it does in fact teach that
man is created an imperfect being, and
that the Arminian or “New School”
theology is insufficient to account for the
manifest degree of depravity exhibited
by man in earliest infancy, Dr. Beecher
rejects both and endeavors to establish
the doctrine, that (he human race existed
in another state, before being placed in this
icorld. In that previous state, they sin
ned, tempted from their obedience by
Satan. To give them an oppurnity to
reflect, and to redeem them from the
consequences of their sin, God placed
them in this world. The human race thus
comes into being on earth, already sin
ful. By this theory, the Doctor escapes
the necessity of ascribing to God the
creation of a race sinful by nature, and of'
course utterly repudiates the so-called
“ New School ” views.
He fortifies his doctrine by a ref
rence to old Jewish teachers—to Scrip
ture, to the most eminent of the Fathers
and learned theologians of later periods in
the Church, and urges it with great force
of reasoning, pervaded throughout by a
spirit of fervent piety.
The investigation of this subject has
occupied his attention for more than
twenty years and the conclusions to
which he has arrived, have been fami
liar to his personal friends for more than
half that time.
In the publication of the work, he
is animated by the hope of furnishining
a common, philosophical and scriptural
ground,*bn which Christian men, hereto
fore widely alienated and in conflict on
the subject of man’s depravity, may here
after stand.
That this doctrine ever will rally
round it any great number of believers
in it, seems scarcely likely. But the
eminent, character of the author, for in
tellectual power and logical ability, to
gether with his acknowledged soundness
r - ;
ture, and his zealous piety, tempered i> v
a reasonable doctrine, will secure fo r
the work the attention of the best minds
in the land. i
% —»«'»«»-
Char acker.
BY THE REV. HENRY WARD &EKCTIKU.
I will draw a between
character and reputation, which are not
synonymous. A man’s character D the
: reality of himself; his reputation, the
opinion others have formed' about him :
character resides in him, reputation in
other people; that is the substance, tbi
is the shadow; they are sometimes alike,
sometimes greater or less. If a nftm be
able to achieve- things beyond his time,
his reputation will be different from his
character. He who seeks reputation m usi.
not be beyond the time he lives in. L
is Important to menbeginiug life, to know
which they want, character or reputation.
To build a character is a work of time,
as ships are built on one element, and
used in another, character i.-y built in
youth for after life. Reputation is easily
got; it is generally charlatanism, empir
icism, taking many forms, as that of the
patriot, a tribe numerous as mosquitoes,
who, like them, lean and hungry, suck
all the blood they can, but make none
who live on suction. In a man, as in a
ship the material must exist originally; a
man naturally mean may be improved,,
but, newer will be a noble man. Reputa
tioii may be made for a man ; character
must be made by him, with labor and
time, and it cannot be taken away. The
antagonism between the two is not so
great as the disproportion. Thus a man.
if wise, will be content to be considered
wiser; lie likes a shadow three time his
size-flike banks that issue three paper'
dollars for every one in specie they have
If worth a quarter, he likes to be called
wortli half a million, until the assessor
bring aim to his senses. He will disclaim
“ popularity,” but claim the same thing
under the nameof “influence;” but it is
what God made a man and he makes of
himself,,that determines his influence:
the weight never asks a favor of the scales:
a thousand pounds will weigh down five
hundred by their natural force. So he
speaks of “ prudence.” Prudence iscoin
cident with rectitude; and there have
been men against the grain of life all their
days who yet were most prudent men..
He substitutes love of approbation for
love of truth. Thousands lose their char
acter to save their reputations. I will
consider three classes of men: those whom
a single faculty rules; those who are con
trolled by groups of faculties; and those
who haveseveral characters at different
times. I will consider two instances in the
first class; men who are ruled by love of
approbation and love of gain. A pproba
tiveness is almost oxcluvisely an Amer -
ican faculty ; it originates in the necessi
ty for popular approval; we are exceed
ingly vain and growing vainer. Our
public man is the most pliant ofthem all:
you may knead him, so may your neigh
bor, and thousands after him, but he is
dough still; his morals are not absolute,
but vary with the company he is in: his
religion is like ana vigator’s dress chang
ed f( >r every latitude. Yet this faculty has
its uses; Avithout it, the attrition in the
world would be harsh, but, where it rules,
it causes weakness. It leads men different
ways; some shun anything new; others
throw bombs into the midst of the stale
properties, and, like comets, slap the sun
in the face with their tails. These nl
tras are, like the/engine and the anchor,
both are useful: ir.it, much as I respect
anchors, I would to be an engine.
This faculty is sliown in fashion, whose
first question is, “What Avill people say?
Sometimes I behave there is a vain min
ister, (though I ba'.ieve, thereis no hones
ter class in the main.) It is hard to bear
constant applTtVfJgund love, too; the
toughest plank under perpel
ual sunshine; minister’s vanity is
principally shown ;wt fearing to lose the
esteem lie has game* Character found
ed on this faculty cSt uc YjN '
he that does not from
thusiasm for his subjectTproduces noth
ing that will permanently control tliß
mind. Love of applause is the
source of mediocrity; excellence springs
from sympathy with God, man and truth.
[Tribune.]
The Coquette .
Now pray, sir, do tie quiet;
I wonder what you mean;
Indeed, my glossy ringlets
Are shocking to be seen; —
A kiss—well —did you ever
Hear of so bold a man?
1 kinder think you’ll get it.
That is, sir, if you cun!
How dare—(l vow he’s going;
Oh. that will never do;)
Come back dear Charles—don’t go away;
I’m not much vexed—are you ?
There! there! you neecl’nt mind me.
But pray remember this:
If you ask silly questions,
That sometimes No—means—Yes ?
New Spelling. r —The most origi
nal spelling that we have ever seen is the
following. It beats phonetics:
80 you be—A tub.
80 oh pea —A top.
Be 80—Bat.
See 80—Cat.
Pea 80—Pat,
See O double you—Cow.
See you bee — Cub.
See a bee—Cab.
Be you double tea,—But.
Bea double ell—Ball.
A Hopeful Printer.—The Editor
of the Pittsburg Post lias turned type
setter. His first, effort appeared under
his editorial head and will be found be-, -
low. He will no doubt be ‘ one of them,’
some of these days:
a NeW priNteß.
This is our first effort at Type set
ting.—we presume it will show that We
can learn fast, we are self taught, too. *
We want ne help. *
we will have it right without assy \i
tance. The proof will no correctly r
we don’t intend to try it every </; j
but we will let the printers know* 111 /
we are one o* them ! / . /
talk about the aRt of qur in ? •
“It is just as easy' as rolling oiy lo S- /
“ Mother, eanit Igo ai/^ avc m J
daguerreotype takenif” / . /
“No my child, I Aess it isfi
worthwhile.” /. , J
“ Well, then, yom4.y XetmeW*
a tooth pulled—l Wi' fP iin > " W ’
4'’ , ■. .