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THE ATLANTIAN
If You Need Money—
THE AMERICAN will consider your wants
in a spirit of mutual helpfulness, and extend
every possible accommodation your ability and
responsibility may entitle you to. Many suc
cessful business men have found the assistance
of a good, strong bank a great benefit during
trying times in their career.
If You Have Money—
THE AMERICAN will keep it safe for you
during the period pending final investment,
and p,uy you a liberal rate of interest. A
cheeking account will tend to build up your
credit, and may be the means of your obtain
ing the bank’s assistance in some important
financial undertaking.
If You Make Money—
AND DO NOT SAVE a part of your income,
success will not be yours. The margin be
tween success and failure in life is very small.
Success is often wrested by the help of a few
convenient dollars upon which one c,nn lay his
hands at just the right time to grasp an op
portunity.
AMERICAN NATIONAL BANK
ATLANTA, GA.
QUITE A DIFFERENCE.
Della, after a rain, begged to go out
side to play.
“You may go,” said her mother, “if
you will stay on the walk, and not make
mud-pies. ’ ’
It was not long before Della was lean
ing suspiciously far over the walk.
“I thought you promised not to make
mud-pies,” mother called.
“I’m not, mamma,” rejdied Della.
“I’m making doughnuts.”
HARRY M. PERKERSON,
Member of the Firm of Freeman
& Perkerson, Merchant
Tailors.
AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE
A man with a low voice had just com
pleted his purclmso in the department
store.
“What is tho name?” asked the clerk.
“Jepson,” replied the man. ■
“Chipson? ”
“No, Jepson.”
“Oh, yes, Jefferson.”
‘ ‘ No, Jepson—.T-c-p-s-o-n-. ’ ’
“Jepson?”
“That’s it. You havo it. Sixteen
eighty-two—•
“Your first name; initial, please.”
“Oh, K.”
“O. K. Jepson.”
‘ ‘ Excuse me, it isn't O. K. You did
not understand me. I said, ‘ Oh. ’ ’ ’
“O. Jepson.”
“No, rub out the O. and let the K.
stand. ”
The clerk looked annoyed. “Will you
pleaso give me your initials again?”
“I said K.”
“I beg your pardon, you said O. K.
perhaps you better write it yourself. ’ ’
“I said ‘Oh’—”
“Just now you said K.”
“Allow mo to finish what I started. I
said ‘Oh’ beeanso I did not understand
what you were asking me, I did not mean
that it was my initial. My name is
Kirby Jepson.”
“Oh! ”
“No, not O., but givo me the pencil,
and I will write it down for you myself.
There, I guess it’s O. K. now. ’ ’—Ex.
Mon are like violins: they don’t get
really good until they are old. Neither
do women.
CHRIS ESSIG,
One of the Most Prominent Mem- i
bers of Yaarab Temple.
GEORGE P. FREEMAN,
Member of Shrine Patrol of
Yaarab Temple.
A FAIR PHILOSOPHER.
(From Judge.)
Madge: “Isn’t it awful, dear? The
scientists havo discovered that our feet
arc growing larger. ’ ’
Marjorie: “Never mind! Just think
how much more our Christmas stock
ings will hold! ’ ’
What does your anxiety do? It docs
not empty tomorrow, brother, of its sor
row, but ah! it empties today of its
strength. It does not make you escape
the evil; it makes you unable to cope
with it when it comes.—I. Maclarcn.
NOT TO BLAME.
‘ ‘ I was surprised to sec your hus-
; band get up and walk out of the church
while I was delivering my sermon,” said
tho minister in a reproving tone.
“Oh, don’t notice that! You know
ho’s troubled with somnambulism! ” re
plied tho wife.
NOT PARTICULAR.
“Are you looking for work?”
“No, sir; I’m looking for money, but
I’m willing to work, because that’s the
only way I can get it. ’ ’—Topeka Capital.
Don’t Force Your Liver To Work!
Forced activity never cures. The stomach, liver and
bowels need strengthening instead of forcing.
S OMETIMES, without proper consideration of results, a sufferer
from headache, indigestion, biliousness, etc., will take some
powerful drug, such as calomel, in the hope of securing instant
relief. Right then health is jeopardized.
Calomel, a powerful mercurial drug, crashes into the sour bile
and works it up, and the shock forces liver and bowels to action.
With this forcing, and the vomiting and awful nausea, the whole
system is weakened, bowels left inactive and a relaxing dose of
castor oil or strong salts must be taken. Nothing is done to correct
what caused the bile and constipation. In a few weeks a stronger
forcing is required.
Chemical science and medical research have combined to pro
duce JACOBS’ LIVER SALT, something that acts upon the liver as
sure as calomel, but by stimulation, not force. It removes the cause
of the trouble by dissolving the poisonous uric acid that has assumu-
lated in the system and passes it off in the urine; and it quickly
flushes the alimentary tract and cleanses it of all waste and fer
mentation.
JACOBS’ LIVER SALT it a natural and quick remedy for consti
pation, biliousness, sour stomach, rheumatism gout, neuralgia and
all other hepatic ailments. It combines easily with the gastric juices
of the stomach and supplies the deficient sulphates that nature re
quires to digest food and to prevent uric acid deposits. No other
liver medicine has the same natural, stimulating effect. Therefore,
refuse any substitute. Large jar 25 cents. Seven cents extra by
parcel post. Made by Jacobs’ Pharmacy, Atlanta.
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