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September, 1921
THE ATLANTIAN
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CLASSES. VISIONS OF BREACH OF
“There are two kinds of men in this PROMISE,
world,” thundered the orator. “There “You say that pretty stenographer
are just two kinds, the rich and the of yours is bright?"' asked the man
poor!” •; *' :• \ of the lawyer., ,
“You’re wrong,” shouted a barber. “Very bright,” replied the legal
“There are two kinds: those who shave light.
themselves and those who get shaved!” “Been with you five .years, you
.“You’re wrong, too,” said the mani- say?”
curist. “There are two kinds: easy “Just five years; yes.”
marks and tightwads.”' “Has she learned any law in that
“You are all wrong,” said the egoist, time?”
“There are two kinds: myself and “Oh, I don’t know as to that. She
others.” , hasn’t begun to sue me yet!”—Yonk-
Which merely goes to show that ers Statesman.,
anything can be proved from the point — fk ‘——= !
of view.—Richmond Times-Dispatch. DECLINED THE HONOR.
“So you have named a new brand
LET “DAD DO IT” of cigars after me, have you?” said
207 Whitehall St. the celebrity, ' . ■
“I have taken that liberty, sir,” re-
THE BLACKSTONES. plied, the manufacturer.
“You have a very hard looking lot “Well, I wish you would call it some-
of prisoners to dispose of this morn- thing else. I have tried one.”—Bos-
ing, haven’t you?” remarked the fash- ton Transcript. ;
ionable social worker to the judge of
the police court. WIFE DOES THE WORK, NOW.
“Oh, you are looking at the wrong « You know there have been wonder-
lot, remarked that worthy; “those time-saving devices invented in the
are the lawyers.’’-Town Topics. past decade> Rufus ...
“Yas, I knows dat, .boss.”
AND RECREATION', s “A man doesn’t have to work as
Visiting Curate—Mandy, is it neces- hard now as he did ten years ago,
sary for you to leave all these young Sam.”
children at home and go out to cook ? “I knows dat, too, 'Syor yer see, I’s
Mandy—Yes, sir, the doctor says I been married eight years, boss’."—
needs a rest.—Detroit News. Yonkers Statesman.
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CURED.
“I’ll fine you $10 for contempt of
court.”
“All right, your honor. I’ll pay it,
but it’s a lucky thing for me that you
don’t know what I’m thinking.”
“I’ll just add another $10 for that
remark.”
“Your honor, my mind is now a per
fect blank.”—Birmingham Age-Her
ald.
HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO
YOU?
Broke, broke, broke,
By thy spendthrift ways, 0 Girl!
And I would that I had the dollars
It cost to give you a whirl.
Oh, well for the billionaire’s boy
With his fleet of expensive cars!
Oh, well for the wealthy lad
Who smoketh imported cigars!
Broke, broke, broke,
And royally trimmed by Thee.
Now I surely hope that you stick with
• him
And never come back to me!
—Washington Dirge.
THE GOURMANDARIN.
There was an old glutton, named
Hyde,
Who ate Chinese food till he died.
The coroner said,
“How he must have fed!
A plain case of chop-sueycide!”
LET “DAD DO IT”
207 Whitehall St.
THE LUCK OF ANANIAS.
Sunday school teacher asked a small
girl the other day why Ananias was so
severely punished. The little one
thought a minute, then answered:
“Please, teacher, they weren’t so used
to lying in those days.”—London Post.
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