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THE ATLANTIAN
September, 1921
GOINGS AND COMING.
By S. S. Stinson.
When wo speak of a vacation
Ere the same we start upon,
How we prattle with elation
When we speak of a vacation.
How we spill our conversation,
With the accent on the con,
When we speak of a vacation
Ere the same we start upon.
Coming back from a vacation
When its weary course has run,
How we curse anticipation
Coming back from a vacation.
How we dam our conversation,
With the accent on the shun,
Coming back from a vacation
When its weary course has run.
WHAT ANATOMY IS.
A little negro school girl, down in
Florida, in answer to this question,
wrote the following:
“Anatomy is a human body. It is
divided into three parts, the haid,
the cheist and the stummick. The
haid holds the skull and the brains
if they is any, the cheist holds the
liver and the lites, and the stummick
holdes the entrails and the vowels
which are a, e, i, o and u and some
times w and y.”—Texas Scalpel.
MIGHT BE HIS CHANCEL
“The college graduate,” said Presi
dent Hibben of Princ$on at a tea—
“the college graduate sets out from
college to conquer the world. Yes,
he sets out with a very big opinion
of himself, but he soon gets taken
down.
“A college graduate, the day after
commencement, swaggered into a bank
and asked to see the president. He was
told to wait in an anteroom, where a
small boy was chewing gum.
“‘Boy,’ he said, after a bit, ‘do
you know if there’s an opening in the
bank for a college graduate?”
“The boy, chewing grimly, answer
ed:
“‘Dere will be if dey don’t slip de
extra five-spot wot I’m askin’ fur in
me next pay envelope, see?”’—Wash
ington Star.
THEN AND NOW.
By C. H. Waldron.
When olden poets hymned their loves,
They wrote in singing words
Of wild-rose blushes on their cheeks
And hands like small white birds.
My Julia ne’er wqjild be content
With praises such as these,
I sing the dimple in her back
And eke her pretty knees.
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French Pastry
Oatmeal Cookies
Layer Cakes
Fresh Fruit Tarts
Butter Jumbles
Coffee Cakes
Tea Rings
All Kinds Cookies
SENTIMENTAL GOLF.
Dora—Can Bob drive well?
Nora—Oh, yes, he hit the ball clear
into the woods every time we came
near it.—Colgate Banter.
Before steel pens were invented the
pinions of one goose were often used
to spread the opinions of another.—
Detroit News.
§ 249 PEACHTREE STREET
Phone, Ivy 8055 |
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Appropriate and popular name for the glorious mountains of West
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