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SECOND SBOTTON.
VOL. V. NO. 225.
The' Atlanta Georgian and News
== __ ATLANTA, GA., SATURDAY, MARCH 23,1907.
THE HALIiROOM BOYS
THEY DO IT ON $0.50 PER.
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The Sovereign States.
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE.
Tkt fraeidenL by wiring to tha Cali
fornia Legislature. flopped th* yaeeagc
o t a Mam met tiding the Japt.—Kewt •
atm.
T HE Mike Lagiabtcee »u doping • la*
AKxkg a Icaljr oa Buck.
Along with c ridat declaring bud .cider
Sbosld Iw timed u a kupwuci drimk.
When tha bbW Inm Moorawallow nw
■ Ilia Ml.
Acd thcadored draaaticalyi "S1.7I
i daw wa kaow that thia ball
!•>
Lat’a aaa wkal tba Whita Hcoaaal aajrP
i And that vary night coma a menage:
•Jon nro
Endangering pence with that mink
kh."—r. r.
THE Fiends Solaaa wan acbag an ad
1.1 I
AalMa» a Im aa iba awalb
I Who
la Iba Onaaad cad Pal- Baacb hotels
Wbaa Iba Saaalaa hsOiag (rasa EvargUdabc
Esclahasdi "Lai aa aal go aairayl
Sock awaaaraa aa daaaa aaaaa |e aa jsU Aa
Bctwhsl wiO iba Pnaidaat aa,?"
That night come ■ wire: "Jon're
going toe for;
That 6(11 interferu with my peace
plane.—T. H."
THE Oiages lawmakerr bua3, toiled,
j 1 Far tba Stata ni ia terrible toad
Oi tawa la laatraic iba caudal of Aa rain
Aad liaail Aa jockrabbih' spaed.
Bat Jaal aa iba iukrakbil baB waa abaci
To peecead aa b lagaliied way,
A aaaoibaa oiadi “Gaola, ibia yara law b
Bail wbal win lha Praaidaat aay?"
Thie meeeoge that night gave the num
ber* a far;
"That Jockrahttt Hit will mean war —
Jourt, T. R."
They Attend a Dinner of the Sons of 76 and Buy Champagne.
Mail for • Grave.
"1 had a q soar jab 7 aa tarda,." aalif a'
latter earrlar, aa ha warned hla oold blur;
baa da “I dallrarad a arraath to a fTOTi."
It hi a aaiall wreath at latsertaUai
; la a paataboard box. The addraaa waa
Oraia at jaaaa Lara, Woodlawa CamaUry,
nrat tot to Right of Smith Monument."
"Tboaaaada of Uaaoe 1 had paaaad that!
cemetery oa my resale, bst I aorer though: 1
I aiake a dallrary to ooa of Iba tombe.
"Going In. I foosd the Lore *rara eaally.
brushed the enow off the mossd with ay
» aad team* the wrealb from Its boa. I
II os tba bright green iroaa. 1
"I cowaldar that tba atraoxaat axperteicel
,of my foarteea years' aarrtea."—Ulssaapo-t
ills Jos real.
Tricks of Trade.
At Brlrhtao two boy* ware charted with!
Uaft of rabbit ekias. "What !
IT* tltl
SbCV-JW ’
The Grand Opera War.
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE.
I^/JY child, if you hunger for huty wealth, and hone that you soon will be
of cash that will put to bluih • piker ..sc poor John D„
Don't lUrt out to make
That opulent stake
By modern financial thrift.
For the people might nail you
And speedily j«il you
In the light of the late up Eft
It is easier far
To become ■ atar
In the heavy opera line,
j And get handed outright
Seven thousand a night
For throwing down Hammerstein.
T IME war when any old way to wealth had never a atain to blot it.
And no one questioned you why or how, so long as they knew you'd
got it;
Bnt the late complaint
Of. the thing called taint
Is much in the public ear.
So grow a voice
And vou'D soon rejoice
In a million or two a year.
Get Conned to make ■ few bids oa you, and an African diamond mins
Won't pay a tenth of the sum you'D get from the envious Hammerstein.
[ OOK
L- W1
at Bond, who ham't a sham of Cobalt or Standard Oil,
Who never could trim the easier lamb or grind down a son of toil;
In a couple of days
He has bad a vast i
: raise
Aad is hotly hoping for more;
While Signor Caruso
Is hinting a fsw, so
Hit pay will begin soon to soar.
' keep out of WaB Sheet and Transit and such and get on the Opera fine.
And you'D get your own figure, no matter how much, from Conried and
Bobbie’s Essays*
By WILLIAM F. KQUC
XT TSACBBB.
» teacher la a laty. ska la tall *
tkla A abaci forty «0> yaara all,
•'■••1 art eary Sappy
-'■■I Hally Jab.
feerkaaa loan! git »ary Mi
I !*- r I'Jta ns a An* hi
: Hst will la tka altai
gjWiFiw
• l ¥* U 2 h .7„l\£!: , i e^aatt g
wa abarpaa all tba ptaafla * dees
■ '' * W.ckbaarla A wilt *• ■ "
— ian <6m
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i
•"as klo brail. A Iba Masher aa* That
*•’*! ka M kufeiM. Ui obIj tla* kl*
& *rm *
l kftt* mi m* <•**
STEAK.
itaam la Wbal ease tram water after It
glta tee bet ta be attll. H to fecal 1k. aa-
State A aam flala ate.
It kanla can faU at paapal aadl tba rata
sg5r<sK:
tSKSHUNKg
faittr la tka water tkaa be aka be alwifa
sSwts&SS-fesrSf
MR. E. Z. MARK DELIVERS THE GOODS.
ie.»
this Is a pretty punky town. I'va baan
hare two dtys and havsnt struck a thing
yst By Jovsl Thera goea Mr*. E. Z. Mark
Into that Woman’a Club. She has no furs
on. Hoi An Idee. If Mr. E. Z. lo homo I
think I eon manage a haul.
2. FLIM-FLAM FLATHI
I’m tha butler down at the Women's Club.
Mrs. Mark sent mo up to aok you If you
would pltoee give mo her furs. Ehs finds
It much colder out than she anticipated.
MR. E. Z.—THERE! I told har vehan
aha wont out that oho had bettor wear her
furs.
I. MR. E. r—Thors
Now bo oarefirt of those
hundred dollars. I Mil y
do moke mo tired. They
their own way and than t
go to a let of trouble whan
that their way la tha wrong way.
dollar for your trouble.
e you are, my man.
a nirej they soot gla
l you what, woman
i Insist on having
Knur-*"'
Rnd out
Here'S a
t SxM
. homo Kara oT >
HOI 1 SOON
govs them M our (
Koby l You've bm
Wi n bast soot you Mx
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The Dictionary
of Miiinformation
B
WEX JONES,
OSB—One who know* leas then his
FIRtT ntPLOTB—Tbs Bets Is s uot.
SXCOND BKP—Tbs Bear Is s sbBUA
TRIAD nr.—Om I leak wkal
UQfON—Oboolata.
MONOOOBB—An calms! that doesn't
know (ta nwa plural. 4
OCEAN—A etsm's bstbtob.
OLIVE—A ptastmlsde cherry.
PRJDTTTaiBL—Any girl sMstloasJ
la a n swaps par story-
lbs pUdlUC s pral«p»M of SO Bsmi
prelacet a kaalla si larwlattara U aanrt.
TOUCH (OoBafulsl)—Tbs set of tx-
trxctlot eolo grxeafony.
Dear BUI—I let Isle as srrcSMBl wtlb
Karl Jssalss yastarday a boat yea. Oa asli
S ataau to*tas.
TWIN*—A cstastropba
JUST KIDS.
CmntdM. ISOI. ha Asm
“Yer mskao t fine looking horeo, Reggla. but I’m
glad I ain't got no money up on yer.
i' yar father aheuld aaa ytrT"
■Wall, Ur Ull da trutK I’d bo idnd of gltd Ur
have un ascuaa tar trow dlo butt owsy."
THE CITY GAMBLER.
By WDLUAM F. KIRK.
r» • 9kmmT 4> nij.
{?******»>**■ *i*ewil rfsita.
Bal tba kba decided la laba the cbaaca.
THE Isis war op feAeasaneefttki.
1 Aad suds Ua any ihrea* dw a^k
dtaai
Cmmmlag bard it die mbaa] al Smpaeaa.
Hi* aye pern shifty. Isis (aaa paw Uoaa,
Faarfat af psawbfa' ftsbwxy fan,
Leeeiag bb aCu baMhg acs
When lbs alaraUr cm apt lo Ui
Fnm lea marohg UA la Ui wMcipbt Maas
Taiiag s chance, Isbtaf a Aaaaa.
ANaUmymswuUlbU.
** “Ha'a gal sebanaa." Aapbyaician aaiA
But It-,. M mam we/Lai—a weary •+—
"Fat laban cbsneaa aaemA- Caaal-bya."
No Rccnabod Allowed.
Paltramsa Ita tnarsKI kora baas wofalb
tut f« laltarto* hr this atiwus B
list tco haurt. RJtkar yea tataad