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THE SOUTHERN WORLD.NOVSiMBER 16, 1882.
31
Every Jinn Voted for
Himself.
In Huron, Dakota Ter
ritory, not long since the
citizens assembled to bear
the result of the election
They wereall impatient to
learn the vote on judge of
probate. The clerk read
the returns for county
commissioner. “ Bother
the county commission
er! We don’t care any
thing about that. Go on
to the next.” “For reg
ister of deeds.” “ Go on !
go on I” “ For sheriff—”
“ No matter about the
sheriff. Go on to the pro
bate j udge I probate j udge!
probate judge 1” cried sco
res of voices. “ I am sor
ry to announce that the
vote for probate judge is a
tic, and that therefore
there is no election to that
office.” Fierce cries of
fraud and treachery arose,
and the figures were de
manded. “Gentlemen,”
said the clerk, “there
were 2,878 votes cast.
There are 2,878 names.
Each received o» vote.
Every man votedAr him
self."—Detroit (Mich.) Free
Prett.
“ I hate to see a woman
with rings in her ears,”
• exclaimed the good dea
con ; “ they ain’t natural;
if it was intended for a
woman to wear them, she
would have been born
with holes in her ears.
The first woman didn't
wear earrings, I’ll be
bound 1” “ Mo,” remarked
the quiet little man in the
corner, “ nor nothing
else.” The discussion was
brought to an abrupt Close
and the house adjourned
without delay. — Boston
Transcript.
A gentleman who was
fixing a water-pipe which
was leaking, became very
much annoyed by his
colored body-guard, a
youtli of about ten years
of age, and drew the
wrench back as if to strike
him. The body-guard
stood his ground and con
temptuously remarked:
“I ain’t afraid of you ; I’se
worked for a heap sight
meaner men dan you is."
To this the gentleman in
dignantly replied: “You
lie, you little rascal; you
never did.”
LADIES’ SOLID GOLD WATCHES.
A PERFECT
“Why,” said the New
.York burglar, “do I hang
round the police station
all the time? Because I
am wanted fora burglary,
and as long as I keep
right before the face and
eyes of the police they
will never be able to find
An Elegant Present For Your Lady Friends.'
mi,nuheut nuiuuMiwvu vs « uiuaui wutcu, pivtiuuu Ik u luuiracupur, AUUl
imiilcn I nrotlie same pride about carrying a watcli, andtako the tamo pleasure In doing so that Gentleman do,
the grout majority of Ladies do not carry watchos. There are two reasons for their not doing so. First it la not
■Idercdqultothoproperthlngforaladytocarryany buto Gold Watch, and socond Gold Watches have heretofore
boon bo high In prlcothat tho majority of young ladles could not afford to own ono. Realizing this condition of things,
wo havo alter much time spent In Experimenting, and at great Expense perfected
A ladies’ Beautiful Watcli, With Solid Gold Hunting Cases,
which wnarocnablod to sellatths extremely oflowprlco of Fifteen Dollars, making It tho cheapest
havo boon prevented by tho high prlco of Watchca from doing so, can now purchase for a present, ait Elegant
Gold Wntctt without feeling lmprovorlshod a whole year afterward by so doing. Wemakotho caseof our Now
Ladles’ Watch of Solid Gold, with beveled edges after the nowrat patterns, and they are Elegantly Engraved,
and In very truth they are ••Xhlucs of ForfoctLcauty.” They havo flno Nickel Movement, and are fully guaranteed
for time.
Every watch Is put up in a beautiful Bilk-Lined Rosewood or Slorooco Csso. Wo send them to any part of the
country, by Registered mail, on receipt of Fifteen Dollars,
We send n Double Extra Fine Fold Fluted Opera or I,onfr Clinlfl with tho Watch.onrocolpt
of $3.00 additional. Send money by Registered mall, I*. 0. Money Order, or Draft on Now Fork.
World Manufacturing Co., 122 Nassau Street, New York.
Tho above Watch sent free to any Person who will send us an order for 30
Neiv American Dlctionarys. Send $1.00 for Sample Copy and try it.
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“Ictlom ‘
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m
fur i
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’Extraordinary Offer. .SOlMKS
ForaClubof 30 weeendfree, a Lady’s Bolld Gold punting Cas* Watch.
i lib of 3 Owe will send free. Gents* Solid Gold Bunting caso Watch._
Ton can easily secure ono of these
at fence for a sample copy. You can easily se<
r or two or daring your Iclsuro time ovenlngs.
tllabUlty, we can refer to the publishers of tnle
n* *ia, la this ‘
A GREAT OFFER.
$1.00 FRENCH
nrcsKr
OSCOPE for
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Best Mlcroscopo ever
constructed for the examln-
atlon of Rank Notes, Lace,
Silk and Linen, reading Ini
perfect and faded writing oi
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than their usual site. This
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of the clearest crystal with
a transparent tube, so the
light la admited without any
obstruction. No Micro-
S&&&
ty or perfectness.
The former retail
S ice has always been
1,00 but we have
-made arrangements
i to supply thusubscrl-
jbers of this paper at
price of
ts Webby
mallor 5 for $ I .00
; We know that every
family will want one
or more and If you wish to take advantage of this offer
f ilease do so at once as the offer will bo withdrawn Nov.
■till!. Fctac. it.mp.takas. World Monufoc-
turlng Co, 122 Nassau Stroot, New York.
THE STUDENT’S
PHOTOGRAPH OUTFIT
This Scientific production cannot fall to Interest, amnso and Instruct
every person who sees it. With It any one by following tho directions.
Can Make Tholr Own Photographs.
It contains all of the needed Chemical* for working; Printing Framei
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The Horse Shoe Diamond Ring 1 ,
Ortho Emblem of Coodtuokond tho Cuard ognlnafovll
Who has not heard of the mystics
virtu..o!th« Horse Shop! or
who does not know Tho wonderful
B evert
.... . ine cutj
Is a combination of the two mys
teries; the number Seven In Dia
monds forming the nails In a Gold*,
an llorse Shoe. The two tallatuar
lo Incarnations of virtue j
counteract, but assist«
In tbalr effect. The ha
been worn has an o
generations who havl_,
passed away, but novel
jeweler or artist bit upon suchx
happy design. Beauty Is tha
mi ul art *udH>eauty can be at
tained with any material as a
_ groui dwork but It Is only attained
rarest products, such as time can-
perfection whsn stamped on esrt.. -- — -----
«.4assail, norover abundance depreciate In value. Such materials, ws
have made use of and our succesa Is gratifying In the extreme. Ladles and
Gentlemen alike may wear them. Rich and poor may take equal pleasure
In their possession, tor their price brings them within the repch of
Oil and their beauty commends them to the wealthiest. Before CbrTslmas
thousands of theso rings will bo glittering through the land delighting the
eye and gratifying tho correct tasto of tho refined, and many another
Christmas the earns rings will bo glittering on other fingers, perhaps In
other far off lands, when all this generation Is no more. Rend for one or
other far offlands, when all this generation!- v - — —
more and yon will find you have made the best Investment of your lifetime.
Do not take the Uorso Shoe fro “
not take the Horse 8hoe from t
lessors of this ting, and so 1*
from tho Door, says the popular song, and “Do
m tho finger,” will betbo song of alt the poe-
It should be, for when a man or woman dons m
ring;’**Until death'do us part” should be tho feeling. The rings are of
spirit of the time and at a price much lowtr than ordinary commercial cal
culation would allow We are wise enough to know however, that this rlntf
will be good seed sown, and we hope and expect to map a rich harvest la
tbo connection It will bring us. Price by mall $|.50*
World Mannfac’g Co. 122 Nassau Street, New York.
LADIES’ COMBINATION KNIFE.
—■ - m.nltlM*!iclMor .n/.xprn, Oa, Inthl.cltv. . Xdd™M
WOULD MANUFACT Ultimo CO. 122 Nassau Street New York.
one that combines t— —™.. _—, - -
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way—It has an elegant Inlaid Pearl Handle, TI ??v lwo '
blades of the finest steel, and a glove buttoner and a button hook, and fora
Ladles* Knife I tilths beet In tbe market. It will prove a very acceptable
present to an 7 •••larlf to yonr young lady friends. Try It and sea.
Price by malllM|9riy Cents. Two for Ninety Cents, Five for Two Dollars*
World Manufacturing Co. 122 Nassau Stroot Now York*
THE MILLER CO.
Manufacturers of
TH* TORRENT AND UNIQUE IN
DEPENDENT BOILER FEED
STEAM PUMPS,
CANTON, OHIO.
For Boilers of from 8 to ISO H.
1., with Base, or Bracket on
amaller sites I Price *0 and up-
warts. Small sites IndlspenabTe
for Farm and Traction Engines.
Also make a specialty of all
JtJndgof castings. Send for new
1882 Catalogue.
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M
SOUTHDOWN RIIEEP.
CASSIUS M. CLAY, breeder ol pure SOUTH;
DOWN SHEEP, White Hall, Kentucky.
Ktcffer Pear. Jap.
Buy these Pears, only
see catalogue, sent free,
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Attorney at Iiaw,
ATLANTA, - - - GEORGIA.
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