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washing machine, bicycle, oil stone, M
gruulstonc, pun, revolver, clock,hinge, I
piano siool, linby carriape, typewriter, H
newing mac.line?OIL IT with
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Lubricant '
It's especially com- HTY' 1 4 oz- B
poumint to meet all ||1 |j 1 & R
requirement; for oiling BBq | S oz.
I gum, corrode or turn D
I rancid. Comes iu a V"" ^0
I handy oiler that can
0 be closed with its Ak|
0 own spout. Sold /
1 everywhere.
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FOR SALE,
One, Addressograph Machine, complete,
and in first-class condition. Manufactured
by the Addressograph Company of Chicaen
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CENTRAL PRESBYTERIAN,
920 E. Main St. Richmond, Va.
E. A. CATLIN
Real Estate in all its branches.
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Your Patronage Is Solicited.
6 N. Eleventh St. Richmond, Va.
Charles K. Bryant
ARCHITECT,
Rooms 6-7-8-9 and 10, Third Floor,
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RICHMOND. - - VIRGINIA.
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E PRESBYTERIAN OF THE SOUT
For a Smile
:
A little stcry which has just found its
iiviuss me rtuaiiuc irom an isngltsh
country house tells of the recent slip
! made by a new and nervous butler in
j serv'ng his master, a duke, at the luni
cheon table. Quite, respectful, and as
| s'dicus he-proffered a dish with the insinunt'ng
query: "Cold grace, your
grouse?"
A subscriber to a country paper in a
neighboring town wrote to the editor:
"Can you tell me what the weather will
be next month?" In reply he wrote: "It I
is my belief that the weather will be
I very much like your subscription." The
I inquirer wondered for an hour what the
editor wa? driving at, \Vhen he happen|
ed to think of the word "unsettled." He
went in the next day and squared his acr?niinf
TT v
"One of n-y ancestors s'gnpd the Declaration
of Independence" said a young
Xew Englnnder. haughtily, to a school
j companion. "Hm! that's nothing," anj
swcrcd Moses, uhabashed. "One of mine
s'gned th3 Ten Commandments."Lenox?"Does
you wife do much fancy
work, old chap?"
Bronx?"Well, she won't let a porous
plaster ccme into the house without
crochetinc a bine herder npnnna if otiJ I
running a pink ribbon through the holes."
Mrs. Jonrs?"See hrw nicely that team
of horses go along. Why can't man and
wife trot along pleasantly together like
that?"
Mr. Jones?"Well, you see, there is
only one tongue between those two
horses."
"All you need, professcr," said the doctor,
cheerfully, "is a tonic in the shape of
u con mr. wnai is me snape of fresh
air?" asked the doctor's patient, a jurist
known to the Chicago Tribune.
"Yes, granma, when I graduate, I intend
following a literary career?write
for money, you know." "Why, Willie
my dear, you haven't done anything else
since you've been at college."
POOR SANDY.
The young Scotchman never liked his
mother-in-law, and this weighed heavily
on the mind of his wife, v.ho was ill.
i ailing ner nusband to her bedside she
said to him, ' Sandy, lad, I'm varra ill
and I think I'm gang to dee, and before
I doe 1 want you to gie me a promise."
"I'll promise," replied Sandy. "What
is it?"
"Weel, I ken that when I dee I'll have
a fine funeral, and I want you to ride up
ir. front in a carriage wi' my mother."
."Weel," sadly responded Sandy, "I've
gied ye my word, an' it's nae me that's
eang back on that, but I'll tell ye one
thing, ye've spoilt the day for me.'?Success.
H. February 17, 1909.
Another Delicious
Sunday Tlwsprt
For your Sunday dinner make
this delightful
Jell- O Dessert*
t PRUNE SOUFFLE.Make
one pint stewed
prune pulp. Dissolve
one package Chocolate
JEEL-O in one pint
boiling water; when it
begins to thicken add
the prune pulp and
one teaspoonful cinnamon,
and beat into
one cup whipped
creaui. Pile into custard
cups and serve
with whipped creaui.
F.verv member of
the family will be
delighted with this dish.
Seven flavors of Jell-O, 10c. each,
at grocers.
illustrated Recipe Book, Free.
The Genesee Pure Food Co., Le Roy, N. V..
Rufus J. Paddock
ATTORN EY-AT-LAW,
204 Camp Street. Room 405.
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