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TAKING NO RISKS.
A clergyman in Chilllcothe, Ohio, was
summoned in haste by a woman who had
been taken suddenly ill. The reverend
gentleman went in some wonder, for he
knew that she was not of his parish, and
was, moreover, said to be devoted to her
own minister, the Rev. Mr. W?.
While he was waiting in the parlor, be*
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fell lo talking with the little girl of the
house.
"It Is very gratifying to know that your
mother thought pf me In her Illness," said
he. "Js Doctor W out of town?"
"Oh, no," answered the chilQ In a matter-of-fact
way; "Doctor W isn't
away. Only we thought it might be
something contagious and we didn't want
to take any risk."?The Westminster.
Bishop Talbot told an anecdote worth
hearing. When addressing 10,000 children,
in London he asked who could tell
him what a "diocese" is.
A boy who held up his hand was
risked, and said:
"A diocese, my lord, is a district ot
land with the bishop on top and clergy
under." ' <
Two men met on the street. They
hadn't seen each other for months. One
of them had a wife who occasionally
figured in the society columns. After
they had exchanged views on things
in general, the other man asked him,
'Is your wife entertaining this winter?"
"Not very," said he.?Everybody's
Magazine.
"I tell you I won't have this room,"
protested the old lady to the bell boy
who was conducting her. "I ain't a-goin'
to pay my good money for a pigsty Avith
a measly little foldin' bed in it If vou
think that Jest because I'm from the
Country "
Profoundly disgusted, the boy cut her
short.
"Get in, mum. Get in," he ordered.
"This ain't yer room. This is the
elevator."?Everybody's Magazine.
While building a house, Senator Piatt
of Connecticut had occasion to employ a
carpenter. One of the applicants was a
plain Connecticut Yankee, without any
frills.
* You thoroughly understand carpentry?"
asked the senator.
"Yes, sir."
"You can make doors, windows, and
blinds?"
"Oh, yes, sir!"
"How would you make a Venetian
blind?"
The man scratched his head and
thought deeply, for a few seconds. "I
should think, sir," he said finally, "about
the best way would be to punch him In
the eye."?Everybody's Magazine.
Benevolent Old Gentleman: ' "Don't
you And a sailor's life a very dangerous
ene?" Old Salt: "Oh, yes, sir; but,
fortunately, It ain't often we gits into
port!"?Punch.
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