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March 31, 1909. T] Story Corner The principal owners in a new Nevada mining-camp were an Irishman and a Jew, and, as a compliment to these leading citizens, the camp left to thein the bestowal of a suitable name upon the new community. The Irishman stood out for a name that should suggest his native isle, while the Jew was just as insistent for a name suggestive of the chosen people. The rest of the camp finally insisted that there should be a compromise. So the new camp was called "Tipperusalem."?Lippincott's Magazine. Captain Foretopp tells a story of a noted divine who was on his steamer when a great gale overtook them. "It looks pretty bad," said the bishop to Che captain. "Couldn't be much worse, bishop," replied Foretopp. Half an hour later the steamer was leaking like an old door. "Looks worse, I think, captain," said the bishop. "We must trust in Providence now, bishop," answered Foretopp. "Oh, I hope it has not come to that," gasped the bishop. On her w?v home from morning service. says a writer in the New York Press, Mrs. Scott complained to the friend, who had Joined her, of the exceeding dulness of the sermon. "Yes, mamma, but it was verv chean\" little .Tnhnnv lma. tened to say. "You only paid a dime fc?' It.'' "Walter." said a traveler in a railroad restaurant, "did you say 1 had twenty minutes to wait, or that it was twenty minutes to eight?" "Nayther. Oi said ye had twinty minutes to ate, an' thot's a1', ye did have. Yer train's just gone."?Everybody's Magazine One day a raid was reported, in which the Confederates had 'captured a flumbar of mules and a major general. "How unfortunate," said Lincoln. "Those mules cost $200 apiece." The Lancet says that golf is a dangerous game for persons having nervous depression, or inclined to be irritable. This must be sound medical judgment. We know a minister who sought recuperation through this game, and took hi3 little five-year-old daughter one day to caddy for him. On her return she said to her mother confidentially: "I don't think it's good for papa to play golf. I'm' sure I heard him say 'devil' three times.'* A remarkable case of healing by a gort of Emmanuel movement was cited the other dqy by a Boston physician. iic- nam mm. ui. neir wnicneii gave one of the current volumes on psychotherapy to a young lady afflicted with hysteria, told her to study it and learn to cure herself. About two weeks later he received a note front her saying: "That book Is a prize. The other day '1 had an attack of the old sort?laughing and crying together?and the trouble was brought to an end in two minutes, simply by the use of the book. Mamma spanked me with it." 1 HE PRESBYTERIAN OF THE SOUTI Silliman Colleg CLINTON, L< Ad endowed school for (Iris, under Presbyterian co Handsome, roomy buildings, beautiful, well-shaded necessary equipment. Scientific and Classical'coura Music, Art, Expression, Physical Culture. Board an students for $146.SO. 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