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July 21, 1909. TH
Story Corner
WHAT DID IT?
Perhaps it was "absent treatment" by
some unknown "Christian Scientist" that
brought about the following remarkable
cure:
At a recent meeting of the County
Medico Society, in Philadelphia, says The
.vesical 1 imes, Dr. Desajous related how
a uian brought his daughter to him for
neatiueut. She had lost her voice.
"1 tried the battery on her," said the
physician, "and her voice returned perfectly
in a' short time. The father was
in such glee thai he hugged me. When
.they had gone, I happened to look at the
battery and observed that the current
. had not been turned on."
GOOD NEWS.
The dignified president of a wellknown
and flourishing New England college,
in his moments of relaxation, tells
the following story at his own expense.
One summer, some yeais ago, he spent
a vacation in a Maine town. The next
season he received a letter from his former
landlady, inquiring if he would like
to return.
In reply he stated that he would be
very glad to pass another summer vacation
with her, provided some needed
changes were made about the place.
"First," wrote the college president,
"your maid, Mary, is persona non grata,
being anything but neat and orderly in
her ways, and if she is still with 'you 1
trust you will at least not allow her to
wait on the table.
"Secondly, I would suggest that the
sanitary conditions of your place would
be greatly improved if the pigsty were
moved back a few rods farther from the
house or done away with altogether.
'I will wait until I hear from you before
deciding about cnminc "
* ' The somewhat particular college president
was reassured by the receipt of the
following reply:
"Mary has went. We hain't had no
hogs tin the place since you were here
last."?Judge.
An Editorial Blunder.
The Transcript clerk of the day tells
the story of "a very sinful wag" who
was lunching with Dr. Abbott and referred
repeatedly to his connection with
Outing. At last Dr. Abbott could stand
it no longer and protested:
"But, my dear, sir, I am not the editor
of Outing. While I live I hope never to
edit Outing. I am the editor of the Outlook."
"Why, bless me, so you are!" cried his
vis-a-vis. "Funny I should have made
that mistake. Really, couldn't have confused
two periodicals more strikingly
different. Whereas Outing makes a religion
of sport, the Outlook."
The self-respecting clerk refused to
complete the antithesis.
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