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August xx, 1909. TF
Story Corner
WANTED THE COW.
A poor Irishman came to his priest
and asked permission to read the Bible.
' But," said the priest, "the Bible is
for priests, and not for other people."
"Is that so?" answered he. 'But l
have read in the Bible, "Thou shall teach
it to thy children; and priests have no
children."
"But, Michael," said the priest, ' you
cannot understand the Bible. It is not
written for people like you."
"Ah, your reverence, if 1 cannot understand
it, it will do me no harm, and
what I do understand of it does me a
great deal of good."
"Listen, Michael," said the priest;
' you must go to church, and the church
will instruct you; the church will give
you the pure milk of God's word."
"But where does the church get this
if not out of the Bible? Ah, your reverence,
pardon me, but I would rather
have the cow myself."?Exchange.
NO GRACE AT THE TABLE.
A tiny girl of seven gave a dinnerparty
the other day, for which twelve
covers were laid, and tha number of
small maidens sat down to dine. It was
a real little girls' dinner, and the hostess
herself presided, sitting at the head of
the table. She had been very anxious,
in looking forward to it, to do everything
as it should be done.
"Mamma," she asked, "shall we say
grace?"
"No," said mamma; "it will be a very
informal dinnpr and T thlnlr vmi
not do that."
That meant one ceremony the less to
go through, and was a relief. But the
little lady was anxious to have all her
guests understand it.
So, as they gathered about the table,
she explained?
"Mamma says that tnis is such an infernal
dinner that we need not have
grace to-day."
In a certain Bmall English village
there were two butchers living in the
same street. One placarded his sausage
as Is. a pound, and the rival promptly
placed a 8d. on his card. No. 1 then
placed, a notice in his window, saying
that sausages under Is. could not be
guaranteed. No. 2's response to this I
was the announcement, "I have supplied j
sausages to the king." In the opposite
window the following morning appeared
an extra large card bearing the words,
"God Save the King."?Tit-Bits.
Silicus?What do you consider the two
most important periods of a woman's
life?
Cynicus?Before she is married, and
afterward.?Philadelphia Record.
^Vhy Is Rockefeller's money doubly
tainted? Because 'taint mine, and 'taint
yours!
IE PRESBYTERIAN OF THE SOUTH
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