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October 6, 1909. THE ] For a Smile Prsvryprfctmnvrkpthsproptstn. To show the importance of the vowel "e" in all writings, one needs only to refer to the above heading, an inscription over the decalogue in a country church. It remained unread for two hundred years. Insert the letter "e" in the proper places, and it will read: "Persevere, ye perfect men; ever keep these precepts ten."?flranhite. At a public school the children were training for the annual flag day celebration. One boy, in order to show good reason why he should take a prominent part in the ceremonies, said that he had a real gun; another had a pistol; a small girl had a flag, and so on. Finally, one tow-haired lad of six came up to the teachej, and stood waiting for her to see him. "Well, what Is it?" 3he asked. "I has a union suit," he said.?Youth's Companion. "What do you make a week?" said the magistrate to an Italian organ-grinder, who charged a man with breaking his musical instrument the other day. "Twenty dollars, sare." "Eh what twenty dollars for grinding an organ?" "No, sare, not for grind?for shut up and go away!" "You say," remarked Hobbs, "that you mean to start an antiquarian store, and expect to make it a success." "Of course I do," replied Nobbs, "I'll advertise. Just look at this sign," and he joyously produced an eighty-by-ten window placard, reading: D. Nobbs, Antiquities. All the Very Latest Styles. "A mothers' club!" exclaimed Mrs. Farmer Hayrick, putting the newspaper down. "The very idee o' setch a thing! I never use nothin' but a shingle. Nice sort o mothers they must he that has to use a club!" "Is this the Adams House?" asked a stranger of a Bostonian. "Yes," was the reply. "It's Adam's house until you get to the roof, then it's" eaves." "I is"?began Tommy, when his teacher interrupted him. "That is wrong: you should say, I am." "All right," said Tommy. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." "There was a young lady of Niger, Who smiled as she rode on a tiger; rney came back from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger!" "To-whlt! To who"! the young owl cried, Till his father spake in the gloom, "How many times must you be told You ought to say, 'To whom*"? CwvalcMcaec after pneumonia, typhoid fever and the CTip. is sometimes merely apparent, not real. To make it real and rapid, there Is no other tonio so bUrhly to be recommended as H od's 8arsaparilla. Thousands so test fy. Take Hood's. t PRESBYTERIAN OF THE SOUTH. 27 50 T P6Cr\n Rncinocc Pnnrcn WTi+k/-?nf a ? V uwuuvu JLTUUltlVOa Vl/UlO^ TT 1 HIV/ U I <X Teacher, for $1.00 THE SCIENCE OF ACCOUNTS MADE CLEAR AND SIMPLE. Arranged for Public School Business Course. 50 Lessons for High School. 25 Lessons for Graded School. Endorsed by Business Men and School Boards. Money refunded if not entirely satisfactory. Address, ucuriuc allcim, naieign, n. li. I Southwestern Presbyterian University CLARK8VILLE, TENNE8SEE. Thirty-Fifth Session Opens September 15th. Literary, Scientiic. Divinity Courses. Students nearly all eburch members. nrAminAnt in ?Vn Qrvnth Wnollnnt otblntin fAnAixl UT 1/vAAti/vn No saloons. Expenses moderate. Write (or catalogue. Mississippi Synodical College HOLLY SPRINGS, MISS. Under Control of Svnod of Mississiooi and Presbyteries of Memnhis and Western District. One of the most beautiful, handsomely equipped, up-to-date college for young ladies in the State. Steam heat, electric lights, telephones, and all water conveniences. Library, gymnasium, art studio, music practice rooms, eighteen pianos, a Knabe grand, and a $2,000 pipe organ. The highest and healthiest location between New Orleans and Cairo, 111. Superior advantages in Literary Departments, Conservatory advantages in Music, Art and Elocution. Board and tuition for entire session given twenty pupils for $158.00. Boarders limited to 110. Write at once if you desire a place. T. W. RAYMOND, D. D., Pres. t ! (1776) Hampden Sidney College (1909) Able Faculty. Select student body. High standards and thorough work. Notable moral and intellectual tone. Extensive Campus and Athletic PieML Courses leading to degrees B. A., B. S., B. Lit, M. A. Steam heat, light, baths a nd other modern conveniences. One hundred and thirty feurth session begins September 16, 1909. v For catalogue or other information address REV. HENRY TUCKER GRAHAM, President. Hampden-Sldney, Va. * WINTERS rnmmmvwrnm SAVINGS DEPARTMENT' (Hv Secure Your Earnings- -Deposit Tbem Here 1IjQ'H Let us assume the responsibility of protecting your I savings. We offer the services of an ideal banking instituFHU tion and we as?ure you of absolute safety and protection. I Our little booklet "Banking by Mail" is highly in- ll JQUHI teresting. It paves the way to future independence. Send ft 9 for it today. $% Compound Interest on Savings acconnts of $1.00" and upwards. PLANTERS NATIONAL BANK. Richmond. Va. Capital S300.000.00 Sorpla. and Profit. SI,175.000.00 mmmm