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April 13, 1910. THI
Embarrassed Preacher (reading the
first chapter of Jonah, and making the
best of the seventeenth verse)?"And the
Lord prepared a great fish to swallow up
Jonah; and Jonah was in the?er?a?
and Jonah was In the?er And the
Lord prepared a great fish to swallow up
Jonah; and Jonah was In the society of
the fish three davs anH ..
. UlgUlS,
Life.
Lawyer?"Am I to understand that
your wife left your bed and board?"
Uncle Ephralm?"Not 'xactly, boss.
She dun tuk mah bed an' bo'd along wif
her."?Puck.
Blessed is the season which engages
the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Tetterlne Cures Ringworm.
Wysaclclng, N. C., June >, IMS.
Enclosed you will And J1.00, for which
please send me at once Tetterlne. It la
a dead shot on ringworms.
W. 8. T>udi??
Tettenne cures Eczema. Tetter. Rlnr
Itching Pllea, Rough, Scaly
nSli'e,?011 jj1? Face, Old Itching Sores,
Oornini^!'hi'?red * Scalp, ^Bunions,
Corne, Chi m *nd every form of
T^tiSrtne C^ln Tetterlne Mc;
Tettenne Soap Tour druggist, or
nehmoll m 'rhe Shuptrlne Co.. Havaa'
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Like the Ancient Sphi
^Snhinv" Painfc
W|IUIIIA MHIIW
Defy Time and W
Look for the Trade Mark bearing 1
words "Lemoco Q,uallty" on every ci
If your dealer can not
supply you, write for
free co 1 o r card.
Give name of / Jf".I
nearest dealer
Leland Moore /
Paint ft Oil Co.
Charleston, S. C.
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? PRESBYTERIAN OF THE SOI
"Ah, sir, we do enjoy your sermons,"
remarked an old lady to a new curate.
"They are so instructive. We never
knew what sin was until you came to the
parish."?The Sacred Heart Review.
A boy, when asked, "Why should you
be kind to animals?" replied, "If you are
very kind to a doe. hp will fnii?"' ?
to the grave at your funeral."
EXPERIENCED College Graduate desires
position in school or family next session.
English. French, Latin, mathematics, piano.
Address Miss Brooke, care Mr. H. A. George,
Warrenton, Va.
The Little Family Doctor.
Hardly a day passes that parents are not
called upon to treat some kind of malady.
This is especially the case where there are
many children. If you are a father or mother,
you will find use almost every day for
"Gray's Ointment," a family remedy that for
over half a century has been the useful and
efficient helper for thousands of parents in
ail parts of America and foreign countries.
For bolls, carbuncles, old sores, chronic ulcers,
bone felons, burns, festering cuts,
poison oak and many other ailments it will
prove your best friend, kwr> ? -1 ??? ?
?*i n a J a Oil
your medicine shelf. Get a 25c box at your
druggist's, or if you have never used it, send
your name for a small free trial box, which
we will gladly send postpaid to show you Its
value. Address Dr. W. F. Gray & Co., 835
Gray Building, Nashville, Tenn.
Mr. E. B. Virgin, of New Orleans, La.,
writes: "I can cheerfully recommend Gray's
Ointment for cuts, bruises, boils, carbuncles,
etc. Have used it in my family for 25 years."
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I TO ITS BEST TRADE SELLS THE VOTAN LINE. I
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IMPORTERS,TEAS AND COFFEES .
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EAT WHAT YOU PLEASE.
If there is one class of people in the
world who deserve sympathy it is those
who suffer with dyspepsia and indigestion.
I know. I've been right along
there myself. Up until four years ago, I
was one of them.
I want every reader of this paper who
suffers with dvanensln nr
_ _r.r ? w. .uuibVOkl^U tu
either believe what I say or give me a
fair chance to prove it. I say, and I know
It to be true, that Vita Spring water will
cure or greatly benefit any case of dyspepsia
and indigestion. I want you to
try it at my risk.
Here is my ofTer: You deposit $1.00
with me for the demijohn. I will send
you five (5) gallons of Vita water, fresh
from the spring. You drink it, then return
the demijohn to me. Write me
honestly what the water did for you. I'll
take your word for it. If the water wins
out, I keep the dollar. If it fails I return
your dollar withr?nf ? ?*
.. 4UC011UU. nere s
the kind of letters I'm receiving: ?Mr.
W. P. Caughman, Springfield, S. C.,
writes: "I beg to say that I have derived
untold benefits from the use of the water.
I feel ten years younger. I found same
largely helpful in my digestion, minimiz*
ing the hateful gaseousness of my stomach
and relieving rheumatic pains of long
standing."
If you will accept my offer, I believe
I will soon have a similar letter from you.
?N. P. Shivar, proprietor, Vita Spring,
Shelton, S. C.
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