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A SYMPATHETIC 11L J1ULAJL
"1 woke up suddenly the otlier nig Lit
and thought 1 heard a burglar in the
room. 1 sat up in bed and Dliat awoke
iny wife."
"What did she do?"
"She accused me as usual of having
a burglar bug. Said I'd never hear
a real nurglar if 1 lived a thousand
years. 1 said I'd bet 1 would. Sue
said she'd bet 1 wouldn't. And just
then a snadowy form aroBe from behind
the dresser and a hoarse voice exclaimed:
'He wins, ma'am.'"
"dL)id you catch him?"
'MJatch him? 1 didn't try. 1 just laid
there and laughed and heard him slam
the door and run down tne street. And
say, my wife was so mad she didn't
speak to me for a whole day. But I'll
bet one thing."
"What is it?"
"I'll bet that burglar was a married
man.?The Advance.
As Mr. Canton looked down at his
waistcoat he discovered that it lacked a
button. "And 1 asked my wile to sew
it ou more hruily last uigut," he said
to nis commuter neighbor in the train.
"1 don't see now sue laitmi it."
"ixiu't ever ask tier 10 meud anything,"
said nib irieud. "1 learned a
beuer way beioie Id been married a
year, \*nen i wani a^ytuing menued,
say a skin, lor iuatauce, i luae il uuuer
uy arm, ail mussed up, aud opeu me
cioaei dour, aud mug out to my wue,
'Wneie's oie rag bag, reggy V
"'vvuat do you waul oi tue rag bag?'
she'll ask me.
" "On, 1 tuought I'd throw this away,'
1 tell her, aud squeeze It a Utile lighter
uuuer my arm.
" *.L?et me see what you hare there.'
she'll say, and I'll muuer bomeiuiug
about 'worn-out old thlug!' wulie I
hand it over to her.
"'Why, James Holland!' she'll say,
when sne's spread it out and looked it
over in a hurry. '1 am suprprised at
you! This is perfectly good. It doesn't
need a single thing except ' And
then there she sits down to mend it,
looking; as If 1 made her a present."?
Youth's Companion.
Nurse Girl?"O ma'am, what shall 1
do? The twins have fallen down the
well!"
Modern Parent?"Dear me; how annoying;
just go into the library?very
gently, so as not to diBturb Fido?and
get the last number of The Modern
mower b magazine; it contains an
article on 'How to Bring Up Chil- J
dren.' "?Btx. a
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A JfON-CONDUCTOB. 1
A teacher in an Bast Side school was c
trying to explain some of the simpler ?
phenomena of electricity, and at the '
close of her little lecture she asked c
sweetly. "Now can any of you children
give me the name of some non-con.
ductor and tell us about it In a few f
words so that we can all understand?" a,
A sharp-eyed street urchin jumped up J|
and down in his seat, waving his grimy *
paw frantically. "I kin, teacher!" he
exclaimed. "Billy Hogan's old man Is J
one. They was a spotter on his car 1
seen him knock down a fare. Old Hog- 1
an's a non-conductor ever since."?Llppteoottfi
A boy was asked to define "vacuum," &
but couldn't. "I've got It in my head," j
ks said, "but I can't express it"
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