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taine uuute Hue oem& Btsi'ttsu. "??uai
lb iuis iea>utiy biuu i" ueuiaiided Uie
cuivu^tsuk uiiitsr.
"laai, tti, ib a Ultst or sole," replied
liits Mxuter.
"lobts 11 away," said tlie corpuleui
diuei, "ana bets 11 >uu Cau net uie a
Uiv.e piece ot me upper, wiui uie uuu
Uiua i'cmuv?a."
The American in me corner of the
nou-auiua.! ng nibc-ciats cut uage instated
uu n&iiUiig me cigar.
tue muiguaut oriUbuer lu the other
corner piukcateu, and protested in vain.
At ine next biauuu ne naned uie
guuiu, wiui noatne intent; nut tne
piaciu Auiertuan was too ?juick tor aim.
"Guaru," ne utawieu, "1 tntua you 11
hud mat una geuueutan la traveling
Witu a mnd-ciaoa ucael ou hint."
investigation piuteu niut to ue right,
anu me uiuignant tariuouer vvas ejected.
A spectator of the little scene asked
tlie triuuipuani American uow He kiiew
BUOUI Lual ticket.
" >i eil," explained the imperturable
stranger, *'it was sucking out of ins
pocaet, and 1 saw it was me sauie color
as mine."
EXl'EUT COOkEHY.
Mrs. Brown.?Uoouness, Mary, what
v a kitchen! nvery pot, pan and disk is
dirty, toe tame loons like a Jumbie
siue, ana?it will take you all mgnt to
Clean tuings up! Vvnat have you been
doing I
Mary.?Sure, ma'am, the young leddies
nas just been buowln' me uow tbey
bile a pei later at tneir cooking school.
1'ltAlSE OF ELOQUENCE.
An Alabama negro was deieuded in
court by Senator Morgan. Having
cleared tne negro of tne charge, the
senator said to nim, "Hastus, did you
reany steal the mule?"
"Vvell, Mai se Morgan, It was just like
this," said Kastus. "1 really thought
that 1 did steal dat mule, but alter
waat you said to the jury 1 know 1
didn't.'* ^
"I bear yer frlen' Tarson's married I
again." |
"Aye, so be is. He's been a dear
frleu' tae me. He's cost me tbree waddin'
presents an' two wreatbs."?Ex.
CO.MLNDUUMS.
When is It easy to read In tbe woods?
When Dame Autumn turns tbe leaves.
Wbicb is tbe largest room In tbe
world? Room (or Improvement.
Why are tbe Western prairies flat?
Because the sun sets on tbem every
evening.
Wby are tbe laws like tbe ocean?
Most trouble Is caused by tbe breakers.
A Louisville barrister escorted his
wife and daughter to a lecture, and then
to bis wife's annoyance disappeared.
He was on hand, however, when the
meeting was over. "Hello, there,
Theodore," said a friend, meeting the
barrister and his family In the street
car, "Deen to tne lecturer' Tne lawyer
stole a look at his wife's face. "No,"
he answered, "just going."?Ex.
HE GOT HIS.
"Dear Clara," wrote the young man,
"pardon me. but I'm getting so forgetful.
I proposed to you last night, but
really .forget whether you said yes or
BO."
"Dear Will," she replied by note, "so
glsd to hear from you. I know I said
'no' to some one last night, but 1 had
forgotten just who It was."
Opinion
THE PRESBYTERI
HERO IS MORE .
a I
i]
HERO^IS^^^!
MUCH CLEANLIER"
If you Eire a lover
adjunct to the enjoyn
tried HERO, you ha\
fast. We can prove t
can test their truth by
POTTER SLOAN
a
#E PAY J80fl MONTH SALARY
m4 HwMl rig ?nd ail mmtmmm ? intra* ? our
mmrtM* otack M* pout try poa*?ra| mppoy kaafc
MOAJM*colTx TU! ^iPWNaflSjc^ILUNMI
Big Cott
You want to raise one or two
you? Then follow the directions
BOOK. If your soil is fair for C
good?preparation of your land ;
thorough, and
VirginiaHigh
Ferti
are used in the right manner, ther
than an unexpected flood or droutt
or two bales cf Cotton to the acre.
Write for a free copy of Virg
It is a valuable book.
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AN OF THE SOUTH
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of good coffee, if the breali
lent of your morning mea
e yet to experience the deli;
he correctness of the abov
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O'DONOHUE CO, STi
SWEET POTATOES
Two weeks before yotir neighbor by planting
Nancy Hell and Triumph Slips, |l.7? per 000.
Strawberry Plants, 02.&' per 10"0.
JOHN UOHTFOOT, B- Ciwtuneoia, TtMb
on Crops
bales of Cotton to each acre, don't
in our 1912 FARMERS' YEAR
Jotton growing?your seed selection
is careful?cultivation proper and
Carolina
Grade
e is nothing under the skies?other
??to prevent you from getting ono
;inia-Carolina 1912 YEAR BOOK.
[February 14, 1912
. HERO IS MORE
DELICIOUS
J
VET HERO IS
LESS EXPENSIVE
ifast cup is a necessary
d, then, until you have
ghts of the best breake
statements, said you
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JOHN 8KBL.TON WILLiAJd*.
WILLIAM T. KIKD,
W. M. ADDISON, CMkl?r
0. S. MORTON.
W. H. luuoimt,
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