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THE FIRST PERSON.
They had been quarreling, and, although
hubby was willing to take the
blame all upon himself and make peace,
she waB still snippy and indifferent.
"Come over here. Bessie. Aren't you
curious to know what is in this pack
age:
"Oh, not very! II can stand the
strain," she replied belligerently.
"Well, it's something for the one 1
love best In all the world," he said
coaxingly.
"Oh, is that bo? I suppose, then, it's
those suspenders you said you needed.
?Judge.
A LINGERING SUSPICION.
A sudden thunderclap sent little Billy
running to his father with a scared
whimper. "Come, come!" said pa. "Be
brave! Be a man!"
As they sat together on the veranda,
Billy boldly declared, "Us men aren't
'fraid of nothin', are us, pa?"
"Why, of course not, sonny!"
"Thunder 'n' lightnin', 'n' bugglers,
'n* lines, 'a' tlgrums, nor nothin', are
us, pa?"
A pause; then Billy looked up with a
sly face and said, "Aren't us 'fraid of
ma, neither, pa?"?Judge.
_ ... :?
She?Irm afraid, Tom, dear, you will |
find me a mine of faults.
He?Darling, it shall be the sweetest 1
labor of my life to correct them.
She (flaring up)?Indeed you shan't.
?Boston Transcript.
"Oh, sir," will you please come at |
once? There is three brutes jumping 1
on a poor organ grinder."
"Is he a big organ-grinder?" queried I
the old gentleman, calmly.
"No, no, sir; quite a little man. Oh,
come at once, or it will be too late!"
"I don't see why I should interfere,"
replied the old gentleman. "If he's a
small man then the three men don't
need any help."?Ex.
SENATOR FRYE'S RETORT.
Senator William P. Frye of Maine and
Senator Charles Curtis of Kansas had
been having a long and somewhat
heated discussion as to the authorship
of some of the workB attributed to
Shakespeare.
"Well," said Senator Frye with
finality, "when I die and go to heaven I |
will hunt up Shakespeare and ask him =j
about it."
"Suppose you do not happen to find ?
Shakespeare there?" suggested Senator
Curtis.
"Then you can ask him," answered _
the Maine senator as he passed quickly
out of hearing.?New York Herald.
"What did you name him?"
"Bill."
"Why Bill?"
"Because he came the first of the
month."?Ex.
Tommy?"Pop, what do. you mean by
the crust of society?"
Pop?"The crust of society, my son,
is composed of those who have the
dough."-- -Ex.
Haskins?"1 suppose you have put
yo.ur winter duds up with camphor balls
to keep the moths away."
De Broke?"No; II have put them up
with gilded balls to keep the wolf
away."?Ex.
"That fellow cut me out In a very
underhanded way."
"Yet you'are going to the wedding."
"Yes; I may get a chance to soak
him with an old shoe."?Louisville
Courier-Journal.
THE PRESBYTERIAN OF THE
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fjattfotb iFire Insurance (?01
The estimated value of Personal Ptoperty, and of each Balding u> be Insured
^ tonal Property is situated in two or more Buildings, the value and amount to be
U Personal Property, the same descriotion should be riven of tli# HuaJm?
I Application of
for Insurance against loss or damage by lire by the HAR1
sum of
property being estimated by the Applicant.
On II I
The Applicant will answer the fvUotcing questions, and sign the same, as a t
I. Bcildiisg?Is it stone, brick, 1 //. * .
or wood ? How many .to- ^ '. */- ' JT ' ^
ties high ? Where situated ? S ? / V / . *
When built? Which part f .-a-e-w*-occupied
by Applicant? ^jLUz
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walla of brick ? ArdSghey ^ . ,
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3. Roor?What is it "lorered 3 - ?rc*-L?rf i
with ? Are the mitters stone, 4 __ . <
metal or wood ? Is there a ? O 7/.
scuttle and stairs to it? cp~c**r-es*- . /-<
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or floors ? If so, how secured? j /A-o .<7* |
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how are ashes disposed of ? V'?- aa/V-v*
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of-the ono to be insured? OCC-d- A ?>-C - / C
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10. What other insurance is there 10
upon the property, and at1 ' A .
what office? Haa thia Com-|
pany any other Inenrance within
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11. Is the property mortgage? 11
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13. Mas the building a lightning |) - _
rod ? If so, is it on the old fri*. J* a A
or new plan ? ^
And die stud applicant hereby, covchants and agrees to nr
true exposition of all the facts and circumstances in regard to the
sured, so far as the same ore known to the applicant and are materia
Hated.
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, and the rain Is be insured on each, must be stated separately. When Perinsured
In each must be staled separately. When Insurance is wanted on
5 the property, as if Insurance is wanted on the'Bnilding.
TORD FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY, in the
^K.^>^DoUara on the property specified : tho value of tho
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THIS is a reproduction of an application for a policy in
the Hartford bearing the tig nature of Robert E. Leo,
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In a previous advertisement we reproduced a policy /
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of over a hundred years, has protected alike, men of <,
the North and Sooth. No sectional lines exist in the business "
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ii gave to Lee and Lincoln.
When next yon need fire insurance
INSIST on the HARTFORD
id with said Company, that the foregoing is a just, full and
i condition, situation, value and risk of the property, to be inI
to the risk.
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