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THE P&ESBYTEEU
j Story Comer
.
He: "WiBe men hesitate; only fools
are certain.
She: "Are you sure?"
He: "'I'm quite certain of it!"
Why It Was Unusual.
At a Brooklyn school, not long since,
the class In geography was asked:
,cWhat are some of the natural peculiarities
of Long Island?"
The pupils tried to think, and after
a while a boy raised his hand. "I
know," said he.
"Well, what are they?" asked the
teacher.
"Why," said the boy, "on the south
side you can see thd'sea, and on the
north side you hear the sound."?Ex.
Marketer?"Aren't you wasting a good
deal of that ateak in trimmlner it?"
Butcher?No, ma'am; I weighed it
first."?-Z^x.
Mr. Browing (pompously): "This is a
great day for us at home. My daughter
"comes out" to-night."
Mrs. Diggle (surprised): "You don't
say so, mister! So does my 'usband;
e's been in for a month."?Ex.
Mrs. Parvenu: "Oh, yes?we can
trace our ancestry back to?to?well, I
don't know who, but we've been descending
for centuries!"?Ex.
A man was asked to what religious
denomination he belonged.
He thought it over.
"Why," he presently replied, "I believe
it is the Episcopal Church 1 stay
away from."?Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Ills Prospect.
Her Prospective?'There are no
grounds on which your father could
throw me out"
His Prospective?"No, not in the front
of the house, but there's a bed of glad,
iolas in the back yard which looks quite
soft."?(Brooklyn il^fe.
He?'^Do you think your father would
offer me personal violence if I were to
ask him for you?"
She?"No, but I think he will If you
don't pretty soon."?>Ex.
Aunt Spinaterly?"I hope that your
opinions uphold the dignity of our sex,
Mamie, and that you believe that every
woman should have a vote?"
.Mamie?"I don't go quite so far as
that, auntie; but I believe that every
woman should have a voter!"
Stella?"I am engaged to a struggling
young lawyer."
Bella?"Dear me, is he trying that
hard to get away?"?Ex.
Complimentary.
<It was at the private theatricals, and
the young man wished to compliment
his hostess, saying:
"Madam, you played you- part splendidly.
It fits you to perfection."
"I'm afraid not. A young and pretty
woman is needed for that part," said
the smiling hostess.
"But, madam, you have positively
proved the contrary."?Boston Trans
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The Usual Hold-lTp.
"Yes," said the man who had beed
traveling in the far west, "I saw three
trains held up In one night."
"You don't say!" exclaimed the Innocent
bystander. "Was any one hurt?"
"No," answered the traveler. "They
were held up by a woman In a ballroom."
lN op the south
The Onl]
Sold Only b
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nere is tne only watch made ia
America that cannot be sold by mail.
We sell the South Bend Watch through
jewelers only. For only jewelers are
capable of giving a watch regulation
to the buyer's personality. That is
necessary to every good watch.
Watches run differently for different
people. If you ride a great deal in a
motor car, a jolting farm wagon or
on railroad trains, or if you stoop
over much at your work, your watch
is affected and should be regulated to
offset the conditions. Only an expert
jeweler can so regulate it.
There are hundreds of watches that
don't keep good time in your neighborhood.
You never heard of a South
Jiend that doesn't. That's because
every South Bend is regulated to the
buyer's personality, just as we've explained
above.
44 Th? ?W . V mm
QQMm^enq
No mail order watch gets such careful
regulation. No other watch of any
kind gets as good regulation, for no
other isregarded by jewelersas SouthBend-Jewelers
regard the South Bend.
These men take pride in their work
on these watches. Each is an expert,
for we will sell only to experts.
Thus, when you buy a South Bend
Watch, you are buying more than
merely a watch." You are buying
an "accurate time service" that will
last for years.
If that's what you want, get a South
^ Bend and have it
regulated to your
^>erS?na'*t^ ^ Sn
K^S Write us now (or
^^Lr^plitfz. free book, "How
SalQ# Good Watches Are
Made." It tells all
THE SOUTH BEND WATCH COMPAI
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Best Fei
for the
On the Cotton plantations you )
to two bales of Cotton per acre. If;
use, you will find that the majority c
Virginia-Carolina Fertilizers.
In the spring, thousands of t
xooacco Delta use
Virginia-(
High-G
Fertili
Later they receive the highest cs
cellent leaf.
Hundreds of thousands of cottoi
vegetables, fruit, peanuts, grain and
Fertilizers and make big money.
Write for a free copy of our 191!
will tell you of wonderful crop yields
SALES OFFICES
Richmond, Va. Charleston, S. C.
Norfolk, Va. Baltimore, Md.
Atlanta, Ga. Columbus, Ga.
Savannah, Ga. Montgomery. Ala.
Columbia, S. C. Memphis, Tenn.
Durham, N. C. Shrereport, La.
Alexandria, Va. Winston-Salem, N. C.
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B which explains th
lined refrigerators
poorly Ins a la ted rafri
dufwou. Jinny fu
unsanitary rsfMgsrat
|1tm a rut amount <
you should know. V
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dry. clean, Uuiro?(U]
er poison. The book
slsae for erory pnrpos
Won. They ona bo or
leers on need not ontei
cooler, bottle rooks, a
[ May 8, 1912
r Watch
?y Jewelers
> . ? 4 I
The Most Wonderful Watch
in the World
Every South Rend Watch I* six months
la the course of construction sad often
six months more under factory regulation.
Bach is inspected 411 timet in the processes
and each must run in a test?and
run accurately ? fur 700 hours before it
is deemed good enough for the name
"South Bend."
It is this precnution and care In the
making that gives jewelers a watch that
they can regulate perfectly. Here is a
letter from one of these jewelers:
8outh Bknd Watch Coxpaht.
Bouih Bend. Ind.
Gentlemen: We all liko flattery, but especially
do we like genuine praise. We
uanttn praise yon a 11 ttlc on your watches.
Oat of all the South Bend Watches we
hnve Mild, we hare had lesa trouble with
th?m thnn any other watch wc hare ever
sold. Wc have sold quite a hunch of them
this last full and after a month's running
the greatest variation we have noticed
hue been two minutes. Some have run as
close as ten seconds We sell no other
kind when it la possible to sell a Booth
Bend.
*Y, S Jackson Street, South Bend, Ind.
rtilizers
Farmt>r
will find some planters making one
you ask them what fertilizers they
>f the most prosperous farmers use
x)bacco planters in the Southern.
Carolina
rede
izers
ish prices for their big yields of ex1
and corn growers, planters of rice,
sugar cane use Virginia-Carolina
2 FARMERS' YEAR BOOK. It
and how to get them.
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s danger of unsanitary, germ infested, sine
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