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BRONCHITIS, LUMBAGO AND RHIUMATISM
Me *l*o (juioUy KeUeved by ? few AppUutUou*
Proprlatoi>, ?? . P.dmtrd* * Boo,
Ooe?r> Vlit.ru Rt u<t m, Ruylend. WholeruUf of
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the presbyteria:
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lli : "Wise men hrsitnte; only fools
fire certain.
She: "Arc you sure?"
He: "'I'm quite certain of it!"
Why It Was I'nnsual.
At a Brooklyn school, not long since,
the class in geography was asked:
"What are some of the natural peculiarities
of l*ong Island?"
The pupils tried to think, and after
a -while a hoy raised his hand. "1
know," said he.
"Well, what are they?" asked the
teacher.
"Why," said the boy. "on the south
side you can see the sea, and on the
north side you hear the sound."?Ex.
Marketer?"Aren't you wasting a good
ilea', of that steak in trimminsr it?"
Butcher?No, ma'am; I weighed it
lirst."?Ex.
Mr. Browing (.pompously): "ThiB is a
great day for us at hom?-. My daughter
"comes out" to-night."
mrb. Biggie (surprised): "You don't
bay bo, mister! So does my 'uBband;
e s been in for a month."?Ex.
Mre. Parvenu; "Oh, yes?we can
trace our ancestry back to?to?well, I
don't know who, but we've been descending
for centuries!"?Ex.
A man was asked to what religious
denomination he belonged.
lie thought it over.
"Why," he presently replied, "1 believe
it is the Episcopal Church 1 stay
away from."?Cleveland Plain Bealer.
His Prospect.
Her Prospective?'There are no
grounds on which your father could
throw me out."
Hie Prospective?"No, not in the front
of the house, but there s a bed of gladiolas
in the back yard which looks quite
soft."?Brooklyn ilMe.
He?"l>o you think your father would
offer me personal violence if 1 were to
ask him for you?"
Sue?"No, but 1 think he will if you
don't pretty soon."?Ex.
Aunt Spineterly?"1 hope that your
opinions uphold the dignity of our sex,
Mamie, and that you believe that every
woman should have a vote?"
Mamie?"I don't go quite so far as
that, auntie; but 1 believe that every
woman should have a voter!"
Slella?"1 aw engaged to a struggling
young lawyer."
Bella?'"Dear ine, is he trying that
hard to get away?"?Ex.
Tow j>l i men tarj.
'It was at the private theatricals, and
the young man wished to compliment
hie hostess, saying:
"Madam, you played you part splendidly.
Jt fits you to perfection."
"I'm afraid not. A young and pretty
woman is needed for that part," said
the smiling hostess.
"Hut, madam, you have positively
proved the contrary." Boston Transcript.
The i.'sual Hold-lp.
"Yes," said the man who had beeii
traveling jn the far west, "I saw three
trains held up In one night."
"You don't say!" exclaimed the innocent
bystander. "\tas any one hurt?"
"No," answered the traveler. "They
were held up by a woman in a ballroom."
N OF THE SOUTH
The Onh
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Sold Only h
Here is the only watch made in
America that cannot be sold by mail.
We sell the South Bend Watch through
jewelers only. For only jewelers are
capable of Riving a watch regulation
to the buyer's personality. That is
necessary to every good watch.
Watches run differently for different
people. If you ride a great deal in a
motor car. a jolting farm wagon or
on railroad trains, or if you stoop
over much at your work, your watch
is affected and should be regulated to
offset the conditions. Only an expert
jeweler can so regulate it.
There are hundreds of watches that
don't keep good time in your neighborhood.
You never heard of a South
Bend that doesn't. That's because
every South Bend is regulated to the
buyer's personality, just as we've explained
above.
" Lv AM "
ncxiu
^ I W Watch
No mail order watch gets such careful
regulation. No otherwatchof any
kind gets as good regulation, for no
other is regarded by jewelersasSouthBend
Jewelers regard the South Bend.
These men take pride in their work
on these watches. Each is an expert,
for we will sell only to experts.
Thus, when you buy a South Bend
Watch, you are buying more than
merely "a watch." You are buying
an "accurate time service" that will
last for years.
If that's what you want, get a South
f* regulated to your
Bend-Jcwtler.
^ 'y# Write us now for
**?M Watches An;
IHL5UUTH BfclND WATCH COMPA
Best Pe
for the
On the Cotton plantations you
to two bales of Cotton per acre. If
use, you will find that the majority
VirgiuiarCarolina Fertilizers.
In the spring, thousands of
Tobacco lielts use
Virginia-!
High-!
Fort i I
Later they receive the highest t
celleiit leaf.
Hundreds of thousands of cott<
vegetables, fruit, peanuts, grain am
Fertilizers and make big money.
Write for a free copy of our 19
will tell you of wonderful crop yield
BALES OFFICES
Blchmond, Va. Charleston, 8. C.
Norfolk, Va. Baltimore, Md.
Atlanta, Ga. Columbus, Ga.
Savannah, Ga. Montgomery, Ala.
Columbia, S. C. Memphis, Tenn.
Durham, N. C. Khreveport, (,?,
Alexandria, V*. Winston-Salem, N. C.
SEND FOR Till
? which explains t
Mecnav ?ww?
( May 8, 1912
Y Watch
>y Jewelers
The Most Wonderful Watch
in the World
Every South Bend Watch Is six months
in the course of construction and often
six months more under factory regulation.
Each is tnsprct<<i PI I times in the processes
and each must run in a test?and
run accurately?for 700 hours before it
is deemed Rood enough for the name
"South Bend."
It is this precaution and enre In the
making that Rives jewelers a watch that
they can regulate perfectly. Mere Is a
letter from one of these jewelers:
South Hend Watch Company.
hou'.h Bend. Intl.
w? ..ii 111,,. i...-.
[x-ciully <lo w?- like genuine praUc. Wo
want to i?raino von n 1 i t tie on your watclti'M.
Out of nil thu South Bond Watches wo
hive Hold. wo have hn<l l(ai trouble with
th? ii? than any other watch wo have <?\cr
told. We have sold quite a liunoh of tfoui
thin lant fail utid after a month's rutintnu
tho itreatont variation wo have noticed
lot* hoi*n two miiiutoM Some have run us
clone as ten nerondu Wo noil no other
kind when it in I'onnihlo to nel! a South
Bend.
.NY, 5 Jackson Street, South Bend, Ind.
utilizers
Farmer
will find some planters making ono
' you tusk them what fertilizers they
of the most prosperous fanners uso
lAJumjcu pioneers in iiae Boutneru
Carolina
^rade
izers
:a?h prices for their big yields of ex>n
and corn growers, planters of rice,
1 sugar cane use Virginia-Carolina
12 FARMERS' YEAR BOOK. It
a anil how to get them.
IS FREE ROOK
lie danger of unsanitary. genu Infested. ita? I
rs. that poison milk and other food* Damp. I
frlgerators, with puur air circulation, arc equally I
uuiiliea have traced caaea of aerlous lllneas to their I
atora. Thin handsomely illuetrated It |>age book r
t of valuable iuforiuatlon about refrigerators that j
We will gladly send you a copy free uu request. i
dcelebrated
CRAY REFRIGERATORS j
untainted and healthful. Yoq ought to know why I
Bmleiu of Kcfritreittlitiu luid lir I'lruuUllunilf^t |
}ly eaoltary refr free from ell odors, (ferine
k explains MrOray Kefrliftratora ere made In ell
ose. end ere nuerautet-d to girt absolute setlsfeoirranircd
fur Trine Irom the rsar porch no thel the
Lcr the house, end can be equipped with loe water
, end utkur special features If desired. Bend for "*