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MORGAN SCHOOL
FAYETTEVILLE, TENN.
Morgan School has no better buildings
than many others. The health of the
town Is not better than many other clean
towns. All these things are good
enough, but for superior scholarship and
excellent character we are equal to the
u?si ana superior 10 many, lr interested
write for catalogue.
R. K. MORGAN, President
P0T0IAG ACADEMY
^The former principals of Kleinberg
Female School, of Nelson county, Va.,
will conduct the Potomac Academy. Next
session begins September 5th. For catalogue
address, after the 1st of July.
B. M. WAILES or MISS CONSTANCE
WAILES. Romney, W. Va.
GUNSTON HALL
1906 Florida Ave., N. W.
Washington, D. C.
A SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
Mrs. Beverley R. Mason, Prinolpal:
Miss E. M. Clark, L. L. A., Asso. Prln.
i 1802?1912 _____ SI* mile* earn.
I Xl'ltil J of_Natcliex,in
jcueisuu lYiuiiary nt??i?h{V.^
Prkllorro WASHINGTON
VjOUCiTC, MISSISSIPPI ?Oldest Lit.
? , \ . er?rv and HII**&&&>
ltarv School
& <5) In the Booth.
Faculty selected
from beet Universities. Also Lower School for
boys between t and IS. For illustrated catalogue, address
OOL. K. i. BLHIOS, Superintendent.
PRESBYTERIAN THEOLOGICAL
SEMINARY,
Louisville. K>.
Offers best advantages to students for
the ministry. Full and able faculty.
Three-years course. Much attention to
English Bible. Sunday School, Missions,
Public Speaking, Vocal Music. Buildings
unsurpassed. Comfortable domitorles.
Expenses moderate. Session begins
October 2, 1912. For information write
the President,
CHARLES R. HEMPHILL.
COLUMBIA SEMINARY.
Full Faculty of Seven Able Instructors.
Commodious Buildings, Beautiful
Campus In the Heart of the City. No
Charges for Room Rent, or Other Fees.
Practical Courses in the English Bible,
Evangelistic Methods, Missions and S. S.
School Work.
Write to the President.
THORNTON WHALING.
Columbia, S. C.
fOLLBAN ARRANGEMENT
Commenalng May 26th, Pullman sleeper
service will be established WinstonSalem,
N. C., and New York via Shenandoah
Valley, Hagerstown, Harrlsburg
and Philadelphia, leaving Winston-Salem
2 P. M. dally; return, leaving New York
6:34 P. M.. and Philadelphia 8:63 P. M.
Dining car service north of Roanoke.
The sleeper now operated Gary, W. Va?
and New York will be changed to Gary
and Philadelphia. First-class service for
Atlantic City, New Jersey Seashore Resorts
and the North. Dining cars Gary
and Shenandoah.
W. H. HK VI 1,1,,
General Paseeuger Agent.
COOL
SUMMERS
AT
RESORTS IN CUMBERLAND MOUNTAINS
OF TENNESSEE.
ON
N. C. & St. L. Ry.
Th* moat delightful and popular
placet for recreation and recuperation
fax the South, bleated frith, the sublimlity
end grandeur of Nature which fille
one with new life.
XONTEAQLE
Summer season June to October: A?
aembly seuon, July and August.
ELABORATE PROGRAMS
Lectures, Entertainments, Music,
Summer Schools, etc.
SPECIAL LOW RATES
Excursion tickets on sale to Monteagle
and Serwanee June 30, July 3, 8,
13, 13, 30, August 3, 10, 32. Limited
to September 5, 1912.
EESGRTPTTYE LITERATURE
Ask your Tloket Agent for the Assembly
Annual and for a free copy of N. C.
A St. L#'. Summer Resort Folder, beautifully
'Illustrated, or write
W. L. DANLEY
?. P. A^ NASHVILLE, TBNN.
THE PRESBYTERI,
: Story Corner
(i < i
The new minister in a German church
urac i? ? U- a i. -
OUD UCUICl'lll^ HIS III si ocruiuu. A lie
darky janitor was a critical listener
from a back corner of the church. The
minister's sermon was eloquent, and
his prayer seemed to cover the whole
category of human wants.
After the service one of the deacons
asked the old darkey what he thought
of the new minister. "Do you think he
offers up a good prayer, Joe?"
"Ah mos' suhtainly does, boss. Why,
dat man axed de good Lord fo' things
dat de odder preacher didn't even knowHe
had!"
One morning at a late breakfast his
wife broke out with:
"ITnw tr/wulnAoa T?l,? .1 '
A wi 5WUUCOO DUXVC) UUilU) IIUW lUUg
did you boil these eggs?"
"Just as long as you told mo to, my
dear."
"Impossible. They're hard as bricks."
"I boiled them just twelve minutes."
"Twelve? Why, I told you that three
minutes was long enough for an egg!"
"Yes, dear?but I boiled four of
them."
The railroad station of Meridian,
Texas, is about a mile from the business
part of the town. One night a
sleepy, weary traveling man said to the
darky who was driving him to the
hotel:
"Old man, why did they put this depot
so far from town?"
The darky scratched his head in
thought, and replied:
"Waal, boss, J's fo'ced to admit dat
I hasn't give de matter s'flcient cogitation,
but Jes' jumped up fer a answer
like dis'. I s'pose dey done dat so as
to have ae depot as near as possible to
de railroad."
An Entirely Possible Effect.
Stories of missing toes and lingers
that get "twisted" are not rare; hut the
artificial substitutes are not ordinarily
supposed to be affected. In the following
case the inference would have been
remarkable if it had not been explained
"Jones," said Brown, "tells me that
his wooden leg hurt him severely last
night."
"Nonsense!" exclaimed Smith. "How
could his wooden leg suffer?"
"iHls wiilfe," Brown explained, "hit
in in over tne Head with It."?The
Continent.
"Does your wife ask you for things
she knows you cannot afford?"
"She hasn't asked me for a thing
since we were married."
"Great heavens! How do you manage
it?"
"When she wants a thing, she does
not ask me; she tell* me."?Ex.
Paving the Way.
At a political meeting a very enthusiastic
German made a speech beginning
like t'nis:
"My dear fellow citizens and fellow
Shermans, I don't vant to say nodings
about nobody, but look at dem Irish in
de Tenth Vard: what have dev aot?
Paved streets! Und vat have we got?
Mut! Mut! Now, my fellow citizens and
fellow Shermans, vot I vish to say Is
dis, Coome, let us put our heads togedder
und make a block pavement."
The Housekeeper.
A NKHVK TONIC
Horeford'a Add Phonphat*
Recommended for relief of Innomnia,
Impaired nerve force ^nd fatigue. Invigorates
the entire system.
N OF THE SOUTH
Senior llnll. Main
TEXAS I'llKSIITTKKI
THE GKEAT PRESBYTERIA
Four splendid buildings, elegantl
metal furnace room, obviating all ds
light. Up ge gymnasium, basket-ball
In the i.> tory of the school. Two cou
to degrees. Special departments: P
Expression. All branches of Art, Ai
with skylight. Edward Baxter Pert
Teacher of Interpretation Classes. O
year. College opens September 26th
graphs, write REV. HENRY C. EVAN1
1776 Hampden-S
Able faculty. Select student bod
and Intellectual tone. High standar
and Athletic Field. 14 Unit Entranc
B. A., B. S., B. Lit., M. A. Steam heal
Expenses moderate. The Winter Teri
1912. For catalogue or other lnforir
L>. i>? President, Hampden-Sldney, Vli
Washington ar
I,AW, ENGINEERING, CC
Students drawn from thirty Stai
and religious tone. Address, l*r
GREENBRIER
MILITAR
An up-to-date military boarding s
llghtful Climate. Brick Buildings,
athletic field. No vacancy last Bess
erected. Terms, $150 per half session
STATESVILLE F
Presbyterian: Thorough Courses; Mod
moderate. Pupils received at any tin
I \A/ A d n cr 111
WW m 1 V W %mm IT
Unbroken Progress for 47 years,
servatory of Mask; Art; Expressl
Thorough Work; Excellent Healtl
tuges. Write for Catalog and SpeeJ
DANIEL BAKER C.
THE PHKSBYTERIAN CO-EI
jiiis iiisuiuuon now enjoys tne i
Church in Texas and adjoining States,
last year. No safer or more delight
found in Texas than Brownwood witl
The climate is ideq.1; altitude 1,500 feel
with steam heat, electric lights, am
place among the best colleges of the
B. S., and B. Lit., degrees are oftere
the leading universities. The Departn
a first grade state certificate good f<
Departments of Music and Art are s
best colleges and conservatories froir
of the New England Conservatory ol
Music in September, teaching piano c
average experience of seven years an
These professors are carefully select
youth. The Board of Trustees standi
capacity character and Influence of
is a high grade college and a Christ!
The next session begins September 1
dress the president, or J. E. Ingram,
CHAMBERLAIN
PORT OIB!
A High Grade Training Seho
Owned by the Synod of Mississlp]
lies in our church in several states.
. h """ " "" "I!
the Southern church.
In old historic section near Vic)
sickness In history of the school?33
Capacity. 143. Thirty tnraed eta
August 1. We do not believe that a
tunlty for a boy than Is offered hero
ever. For catalog, address
IT. M. K. MB!
[June 26, 1912
y* ii*-?- j
IlullallnK. Ulckxon Hall.
IAN COI.l.KGK FOR GIRL.8.
N SCHOOL. OF THE SOUTHWEST,
y furnished, heated by steam from outside
inger of Are. The beautiful acetylene gas
, tennis, outdoor games. No serious illness
rses of study. College and Seminary, leading
lano, Voice Culture, Violin. Organ, Guitar,
rtlstlc Needlework. China Kiln. Art Rooms
y, Boston. Visiting Director of Music and
ne hundred and thirty-six music pupils last
, 1912. For Catalogue Illustrated by photo3.
A. M., D. D., President, Mllford, Texas.
iidney College 1912
y drawn from many states. Notable moral
ds and thorough work. Extensive campus
e Requirement. Courses leading to degrees
, gas, baths, and other modern conveniences,
n of the 137th session will begin Sept. 11.
i&tion, address Rev. Henry Tucker Graham,
-glnla.
irl I QO I Inlworol^w
ivi i ^v_^ wiiivui oiiy
IHMKHCE, SCIKSCIC, LETTEHS.
tea. Expenses very moderate. High moral I
es. GEO. H. DENNY, LL. !>., Ltxlncton, Vs.
PRESBYTERIAL I
Y SCHOOL I
chool for 75 boys. Eight Instructors. De- I
modern conveniences. Level newly-made I
ilon. Large additional building now being
; |250 per session.
COL. H. B. MOORE, A. M.. Principal.
:EMALE COLLEGE I
ern Equipment; A Home School. Prlees very I
ie. Send for catalogue.
REV. J. A. SCOTT, D. D., Statcsville, N. C.
I I M A R Y For *****lUtel
I I II in n I Ksihrllle, T?u.
. Seminary; College Preparatory; Cenon;
Domestic Science. Strong Facslly;
i Record; Outdoor Sports; City Adranlal
Circulars.
The Normal and Collegiate
Institute for Young Women
A8HEVILLE, N. C.
I OFFERS four courses of study. Under sixteen
teachers and officers, who are experts. Site
unrivaled for health fulness and beauty, with
purest water. Plumbing and sewerage perfect,
with all that pertains to perfect sanitation. Board
and tuition, $100.00 a year. Next annual session
begins September 18th, 1912. For c&talAff. address
KDVTABD P. CH1LB8, President, Ashaville. B. &
. LLEGE, Brownwood, Texas
>11 CATIONAL COLLEGE: OF TEXAS,
lupport and patronage of the Presbyterian
There were over 200 students In attendance
'.fill city for the education nf vnnth n be
i her 8.000 people of culture and refinement,
t; no malaria. With three buildings equipped
1 all departments, the Institution takes It*
land. Courses of study leading to the A. H .
d and full recognition of work Is given by
lent of Education enables a student to secure
>r four yeurs after one year of study. The
lupplled with experienced teachers from the
? this country and abroad. Mr. H. J. Jenny
f Music takes charge of the Department or
md pipe organ. Twelve professors, with an
b employed In the literary department alone,
ed and are worthy to instruct Presbyterian
b responsible to the Synod of Texas for the
the entire teaching force. Daniel Baker
an home for young men and young women
2. For catalog giving full Information adSecretary,
Brownwood, Texas.
-HUNT ACADEMY
ION. MISSISSIPPI.
ol for Boys, aad -Young Men.
>1. Patronized by some of the leading fa?'*
The leading Preparatory School for boys '
the Southern church. Faculty composed oi
Mix OOllPUTA craflno too man a# AnaPftCl?'"
ability, fitness. Four optional courses. Bib"
a text book.
Student-body clean and manly; environ*
mont, wholesome; no hazing allowea.
"toughs" not taken under any circumstances.
Some boys reduce expenses by work.
Laboratories for sciences?chemistry, POT"
slcs, biology, etc., better than many collegesComplete
manual training shops added i*{"
session?best equipped school of the kind '?
csburg; no malaria; high bills. No serious
years. M
ay last aeaalou. Rooms will be taken 07
parent can buy a bettor educational oppoj$200
pays all expenses. No extras wnai
L.VIN, D. D? PiesUeat