The Advance. (Vidalia, Ga.) 2003-current, December 20, 2023, Image 1
A behind-the-
scenes look
at the Antler
Airborne
Academy
It was by far the most
treacherous of all of the
writing assignments
of my career. From
the moment I stepped
off the helicopter and
watched it take off with
out me, I started having
second thoughts about
my decision to travel
to the Arctic Circle —
the top of the world —
where average winter
time temperatures are
a frigid minus 40 de
grees Fahrenheit.
But I felt compelled
to do the story — and
honored. I had been
hand-picked by Santa
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By Amber Lanier Nagle
Claus himself to write an
exclusive expose about
the Antler Airborne
Academy, the top-secret
reindeer training facil
ity with the long list of
impressive alumni in
cluding Dasher, Dancer,
Prancer, Vixen, Comet,
Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,
and yes, even the most
famous reindeer of all,
Rudolph, who leads the
herd with his flashing
red nose. No journalist
had ever been invited
onto the campus be
fore, but in the wake of
several scandals plagu
ing the sport of horse
racing, the North Pole
communication team
wanted to be proactive
and reassure the public
that Santa's reindeer
are very well cared for.
So they invited me to
visit (all expenses paid
by the fat man) and see
for myself, and so I went.
The North Pole is
what you might imag
ine — a frozen mi
rage of white on white.
Layered in parka-like
clothing and insulated
rubber boots, I trekked
half a mile through the
vast snow-covered can
dy cane forest and an
other half mile across
peppermint glaciers,
the snow crunching un
derfoot and the jingle-
jangle of distant sleigh
bells being carried by
the wind. Finally, I made
it to Santa's workshop.
The door swung
open and exposed hun
dreds of elves in pointy
hats scurrying
around work
her tiny hand in my own
and shook it gently.
"Hi, I'm Annika,"she
said in a high-pitched
elf voice. "I'm Santa's
Communication Direc
tor. Thank you so much
for coming. We've been
waiting for you to visit.
Please follow me."
Annika
turned
on a
y*
bench- y
es filled
with toys
galore in all
stages of produc
tion. Seconds later, a
wee little elf with bright
red hair and a clipboard
stepped forward and
extended her hand up
ward toward me. I took
dime
and
led the way
through a maze of
toys and work spaces,
her short legs moving
briskly, and her high
heels clicking on the
wooden flooring with
each step.
"The Academy is
this way, just behind the
workshop,"she said.
We passed Santa's
office and Mrs. Claus'
kitchen. Then I saw a
break room where a
handful of elves huddled
at tiny tables eating
pimento cheese sand
wiches, drinking hot
chocolate from paper
cups and looking down
at their cell phones. Fi
nally, in the rear of the
building, Annika flung
open the back door re
vealing more Tundra
like terrain, an expan
sive red barn, and a wide
open area about the size
of four football fields
enclosed by tall fencing
like that of a state peni
tentiary, but without the
razor wire at the top.
"Here we are," said
Annika, twirling around
with her arms skyward.
"Welcome to the Ant
ler Airborne Academy
— AAA, for short. This
is the secret reindeer
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