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Invokes God’s Reward
For Pellagra Cure
Jnmbo, Vi.—J. It. Satterwkite writes:
"I want to thank you for what you have
done for me. You have cured my wife.
God bless you in your work. I hope some
day to see you; if I never see you I hope
to meet you in heaven. God will reward
you for your grand and noble work.”
There is no longer any doubt that pel¬
lagra can be cured. Don’t delay until it
is too late. It is your duty to consult the
resourceful Baughn.
The symptoms—hands red like sunburn,
skin peeling off, sore mouth, the lips,
throat and tongue a flaming red, with
mucus and choking; indigestion and
nausea,'either diarrhoea of constipation.
There is hope; get Baughn’s big Free
book on Pellagra and learn about the
remedy for Pellagra that has at last been
found. Address American Compounding
Co., box 2091, Jasper, Ala., remembering
money is refunded in any case where the
remedy fails to cure.—Adv.
GULL IN STRANGE MISHAP
Bird’* Life Endangered When Its
Beak Was Caught Between the
Shells of Clam.
At first thought it is hard to imagine
how a clam could endanger the life of
a bird. That such a strange circum¬
stance is not impossible is shown by
the following incident.
A settler on one of the small islands
near Vancouver was returning to his
home ty way of a beach of hard sand,
when he beheld an unusually large
flock of seagulls gathered in a
compact mass and beating with their
beaks and wings upon the sand. Evi¬
dently they were attacking some en¬
emy. Overhead dozens of gulls
wheeled and screamed in evident ex¬
citement.
The settler was almost upon the
fighting birds before they burst apart,
and flew, chattering, toward the
clouds. One, however, lay flapping
upon the ground, and the man saw
that a monster clam held the gull’s
beak in a viselike grip. It was too
heavy for the bird to fly away with,
and for all the gull's frantic strug¬
gles; it could not loosen the clam’s
tenacious grip.
With his hunting knife' the man
pried open the shells and freed the
captive. The gull was exhausted from
its desperate efforts, and at first could
only stagger like a drunken sailor
toward the water. Finally, however,
it flew away, and soon returned in
the van of a cloud of gulls come to
inspect the enemy that had trapped
one of their tribe.—St. Andrews Bea¬
con.
The Tailor Got Even.
The Central Law Journal says that
a Philadelphia tailor was shocked over
the size of the bill rendered by a law¬
yer he engaged to sue a neighbor and
later when the lawyer bought a suit
of clothes the tailor retaliated by send¬
ing him a bill in the following legal
terms; “To measuring and taking or¬
der for one suit, $4.50; warrant and in¬
structions to foreman for executing
the same, $3.50; going twice to cloth
merchant, $2.25; fees to cloth mer
' chant, $25; cutting the cloth, $8.75;
material for working, $5.50; sundries
for working, $9; trying on the suit,
$2.75; alterations and amendments,
$4.50; entering transaction in day¬
book, $2; posting same in ledger, $2;
engrossing same, $2.50; writing to the
button dealer, $1.25; filing his declara¬
tion—eight sheets, $8; fees to but¬
ton merchant, $9.75; removing the
suit by certiorari to your residence,
$2.2T>; writing receipt, $1.75; filing
same, $12.25; service of same, $1.50;
ditto, $1.50; total. $100.25.”
Pennsylvania Nature Story.
Arthur Neefe of Sweden, Bradford
county, set a trap in the woods, and
on account of the snows was unable to
get to it. Last week it was visited
and a lively fox found therein. The
captive had been sustained by his fel¬
lows during the Imprisonment. Within
reach were a gray rabbit, a white
rabbit, four mice and a woodchuck,
some of them partially devoured. Im¬
prisoned, he had been visited and
nourished by his own tribe. He was
taken into further captivity, and
other than the loss of the foot by
which he had been held in the trap,
appears none Che worse for his expe¬
rience.—Philadelphia Record.
People who are too fresh are always
getting into a pickle.
GET POWER
The Supply Comes From Food.
If we get power from food, why not
strive to get all the power we can. That
is only possible by selecting food that
exactly fits the requirements of the
body.
“Not knowing how to select the right
food to fit my needs, I suffered griev¬
ously for a long time from stomach
trouble," writes a lady from a little
Western town.
“It seemed as if I would never be
able to find out the sort of food that
was best for me. Hardly anything that
I could eat would stay on my stomach.
Every attempt gave me heart-burn and
filled my stomach with gas. I got thin¬
ner and thinner until I literally be¬
came a living skeleton and in time was
compelled to keep to my bed.
“A few months ago I was persuaded
to try Grape-Nuts food, and it had such
good effect from the very beginning
that I kept up its use. I was surprised
at the ease with which I digested it. It
proved to be just what I needed.
‘‘All my unpleasant symptoms, the
heart-burn, the inflated feeling which
gave me so much pain, disappeared.
My weight gradually increased from 93
to 116 lbs., my figure rounded out, my
strength came back, and I am now able
to do my housework and enjoy it.
Grape-Nuts did it.”
A ten days trial will show anyone
some facts about food.
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read, “The Road to
Wellville,” in pkgs. “There’s a Reason."
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appear* from time to time. They
nre genuine, true, and full of human
Interest.
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RANCH TRAGEDY
OF EARLY DAYS
Victim Supposed to Have Been
Son of Rich Eastern
Man.
HE WAS TOO POPULAR
Treacherously Killed by Bullying
Foreman Whose Jealousy Was
Aroused—Bullets Removed
From His Revolver.
Watonga, Okla.—One part of north¬
western Oklahoma which is rich in
the myths of the cowboy days is the
land to the north of the Eagle Chief.
Much of the early lore of romantic
nature has been lost, but there are a
few old-timers who vividly remember
the trials of pioneer life and of the
romances which, like the cattle, once
covered the valley of this small
stream.
The mecca for the cowmen was
the frontier town of Caldwell, Kan.
, One of the most famous ranches
along the Eagle Chief was the T-5.
Every ranch had its history, many
of them reading like fiction more than
of the life which these big-hearted
men of the plains led. Of the T-5
this story will deal.
On a hill overlooking the valley of
the Eagle Chief is an almost forgot¬
ten grave.
Johnny Potts.
Within the grave lie the remains
of Johnny Potts. Where he came
from it is not known, but those who
were his friends believed him to be
the son of a rich Eastern man.
One Ben Franklin was foreman on
the T-5 ranch. Franklin boasted of
the many men that had fallen at the
point of his gun. Men who worked
under him must obey; they had to
work, for to be obstinate was like
playing with powder over a fire.
About this time Johnny Potts ap¬
peared on the T-5 asking for work.
Potts was unknown to them. He dis¬
played signs that he was well edu¬
cated and had not been raised in the
rough cow camps of the West. His
work on the T-5 was faultless.
He soon became very popular with
the T-5 boys, which fact made for
him an everlasting enemy • in the
person of Franklin. Many times the
foreman sought a quarrel with Potts
either with the intention of killing
him or to have an excuse of getting
a I Li
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Was Covering the Foreman.
him discharged. The cowboys, know¬
ing the dangerous nature of Franklin,
warned Potts to be careful.
A few weeks later Franklin met
Potts at a place in Caldwell. Frank¬
lin started to draw his revolver but
before his hand had hardly reached
the holster Potts had drawn his re¬
volver and was covering the foreman.
Instead of shooting Franklin he took
the gun, extracted the shells, handed
the gun back to its owner and told
Franklin to go back to the ranch and
milk the cows. Although frustrated
in his attempt on Potts’ life, his
wounded pride demanded revenge.
Victim of Treachery.
About two weeks later a dance was
held at the T-5 ranch. Girls from
Caldwell came as invited guests.
While the dance was in full progress
a visitor at the ranch came to Potts
asking him for the loan of his re¬
volver to shoot a coyote that was
about to stampede the horses. The
revolver was returned to the owner
soon afterward. Potts did not ex¬
amine the gun to see whether or not
the other shells had been exploded.
Later in the evening Franklin and
Potts met. The former started a
quarrel. Franklin drew his gun but
before 1 he could fire Potts’ revolver
snapped twice in the face of the fore¬
man. Franklin fired and Potts fell
dead. Someone had extracted the
shells from his gun.
Franklin later escaped from the
dance hall and drifted to Montana.
Potts’ body lies today on the hill¬
top overlooking the silent stream of
the Eagle Chief.
His grave is unmarked.
BURNS HIS WAY OUT OF JAIL
Prisoner Uses Red Hot Poker to
Effect Escape at Carrollton,
Ohio.
Carrollton, O.—James Ross, twenty
two, member of an alleged Black Hand
gang, has escaped from the county
jail. Two of his associates were
caught in a similar attempt.
Using a red-hot poker Ross and
his companions, Nicholas Picelli,
twenty-three, and William Ballerni,
twenty-two, burned a hole through
the ceiling of the jail corridor. Ross
climbed through it and escaped but
his companions were caught. Sheriff
George Galbraith and a posse searched
the country about Carrollton but could
find no trace of Ross. The three
men had been arrested charged with
attempting to blackmail a family on
the threat of destroying their home.
THE ELLIJA.Y TIMES. ELLIJAY. GEORGIA.
GAVE PORTER SHOE
AND LEG WITH IT
Latter Was Wooden and Sleep¬
ing Car Passenger Had
It in His Berth.
Spokane Wash.—C. E. Cranke of
Colville for years has had a well-es¬
tablished reputation as a practical
joker, but his latest exploit in this
line, which he is relating to his ac¬
quaintances with great glee, created
such a commotion in a Pullman sleep¬
er on an O. W. R. & N. train near
Pendleton recently that the crew had
to take a hand to quell the disorder
and quiet the passengers.
Awakened during the night by
some one rummaging around under
his berth Mr. Cranke discovered the
colored porter down on his knees
poking into the recesses under the
seats with a cane. The Pullman con-
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Dropped It and Ran Screaming.
ductor about this time thrust his head
out from the curtains of his section
and remonstrated with the porter for
making so much noise.
The porter explained that he could
find but one of Mr. Cranke’s shoes to
shine and was endeavoring to locate
the other, which happened to be still
on the foot of Mr. Cranke's artificial
leg, which he had carefully deposited
in the net in the berth. Reaching
into the net he got the leg and passed
it foot first through the curtains, just
in front of the colored man's face.
The latter took hold of it, but when
he drew it out into the light and saw
there was a leg attached he dropped
it and ran through the train scream¬
ing at the top of his voice.
“I never heard such a commotion in
my life, and the passengers came
tumbling out of their berths pell mell,
imagining there was a hold-up" said
Mr Cranke. “It required the com¬
bined efforts of the entire train crew
to quiet them and get them back to
bed and it was almost impossible to
induce the porter to return to the
car.”
PUTS OUT BOMB; LOSES NOSE
Pittsburgher Gets a Close Shave and
Extinguishes Harmless Fuse
Thrown by Joker.
Pittsburgh, Pa.—William White had
just been talked to sleep in the barber
shop of John Beymer on the North side
when with a crash of glass through the
front window came a piece of lead pipe
with a burning “fuse” attached. So
startled was Beymer that a quick move¬
ment of his razor shaved White’s nose.
All except White fled.
White grabbed a towel to stop the
blood, and noting the lighted “bomb,’’
drenched it with a mug of water. Bar¬
bers and patrons cautiously crept back
and found the bomb dead.
Police who were summoned found
the bomb's fuse was rope and that the
lead pipe was empty.
White lost a good portion of his
nose. The police are searching for the
“bomb" thrower.
BIG COON ATTACKS COPPER
Policeman Has Lively Tussle With
Furry Animal Who Jumps Him
While on Beat.
Seattle, Wash.—Pedestrians out late
recently on Queen Anne Hill were as¬
tonished to see Patrolman A. H. Ellis,
revolver in hand, chasing a large,
furry animal down McGraw street, be¬
tween Sixth and Seventh avenues
West. The two dashed around the cor¬
ner and up an alley. A moment latfer
came three shots, and the patrol¬
man emerged from the alley dragging
by the tail a monster raccoon.
Ellis was walking his beat about
ten o'clock when the animal sprang
from the ground and clung to him. He
shook it off. It lunged at him again
and this time got under his coat and
sunk its teeth in the patrolman's thigh.
He again shook the animal off and
pursued it down the street and up the
alley, where he managed to shoot it.
MUSIC TO CONVERT CROOKS
Calms “Jags” in Cells, Too. Declares
Superintendent of Pittsburgh
Police.
Pittsburgh.—Superintendent of Po¬
lice W. Noble Matthews, after ex¬
experiments, says music will
“convert the crook and calm jags.”
He has arranged that the police quar¬
which sang in the Tabernacle
Billy Sunday’s services, will
discourse music nightly in Central sta¬
in an effort to better the lives
wayward ones.
If professional crooks are locked up
the singers render solemn and pa¬
songs and hymns.
For the drunks ragtime is selected,
it never fails to rouse them to good
When the quartette sang re¬
“Where Is My Wandering Boy
three pickpockets wept in
cells.
STOP CALOMEL! TAKE
DODSOH’S LIVER TONE
New Discovery! Takes Place of Dangerous Calomel—It Puts Your
Liver To Work Without Making You Sick—Eat Anything—
It Can Not Salivate—Don’t Lose a Day’s Work!
I discovered a vegetable compound that does the
work of dangerous, sickening calomel and I want every
reader of this paper to try a bottle and if it doesn’t
straighten you un better and quicker than salivating
calomel just go back to the store and get your money.
I guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson’s Liver Tone
will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your
thirty feet of bowels of the sour bile and constipation
poison which is clogging your system and making you
feel miserable.
I guarantee that one spoonful of this harmless liquid
liver medicine wHl relieve the headache, biliousness,
coated tongue, ague, malaria, sour stomach or any
other distress caused by a torpid liver as quickly as a
dose of vile, nauseating calomel, besides it will not
make you sick or keep you from a day’s work. I want
Defeated Soldiers Who Are Ac¬
corded Distinction.
Defenders Forced Through Circum¬
stances to Surrender Fortified
Places Usually Treated With
Generosity by Captors.
When Przemysl, the great fortress
on the Hungarian frontier, fell into
the hands of the Russians, the terms
of surrender provided that the garrison
should be accorded “honors of war.”
As a consequence, the defenders
marched out with their colors flying,
and surrendered to the commander of
the attacking forces to the sounds of
drums and bugles. The prisoners were
neither deported to Siberia >Sor sent to
concentration camps, but were placed
on parole in a certain town of Russia,
and the officers were allowed to retain
their swords.
It is interesting Ot recall that at Port
Arthur, the greatest siege ever known,
at the end of seven months’ investment
the Russians mads., various offers of
all surrender'll the honors they coul^uarch Kt the Japanese out with
T frar.
demanded unc j^Ki SSt iodf 1 surrender.
Ordinarily, surrrJJPr/of these siege opera¬
tions, a a fortress is un¬
conditional, and the vanquished tacitly
agree to accept whatever term3 the
victor, in his wisdom, may impose, re¬
lying upon the iStier’s magnanimity
for good and lenient treatment. The
usual course is this: The garrison is
disarmed. They are made to fall in,
all so many prisoners, and escorted to
wherever their conq berors decide they
shall be detained. ,
The conquerors, of course, see that
the escort is a strong guard, properly
armed, able to put down at once any
attempt on the prisoners' part to es¬
cape or disobey orders. Worst of all,
and certainly the most galling to any
real soldier, the almost sacred trophies
of the different regiments become the
spoils of the victors.
Guns, ammunition, colors and such
like things al! have to be given up,
though men have given their lives to
defend them. For the future they
grace the homes of the enemy, or are
turned against their old owners in the
field.
It is in these things that the humilia¬
tion of surrender becomes compfete;
yet all of it is saved when the beaten
garrison is granted the “honors of
war,” as the Austrians were at Prze¬
mysl That means the defenders were
simply “defeated, but not disgraced.”
By its use. the successful besiegers
admit to the world that the garrison
were able to make something better
than an unconditional surrender. Their
heroic defense had not left them at
their last gasp; they could maintain
hostilities for some time yet; and, al¬
though they would undoubtedly be
beaten at the finish, the fortress could
only be taken after more or less had
been suffered.
In such a case al! that is demanded
of the beaten men is that they should
evacuate all their positions. These
the enemy take possession of, as what
they have been striving for. All the
colors and other trophies are retained
by the garrison. The defenders are
not prisoners of war. compelled to sur¬
render. They are simply beaten men,
voluntarily giving up the unequal con¬
test.
They are not disarmed and escorted
by guards. Mustering under their own
leaders, as they did at Przemysl, they
have no enemy over them giving or¬
ders. Headed by their owr bands, with
their own colors flying above them,
and no foreign flag near, they “march
out” of the positions they have so
nobly held, saluted by their success¬
ors and acclaimed by the world as he¬
roes for whom circumstances have
been too strong.
It has been previously settled where
they should go, and thither they march
by themselves, thefr officers wearing
their swords by their sides, just as if
they were victors, instead of con¬
quered men. They merely evacuate
their positions, and to all purposes are
free men, not prisoners.
This is marching out with the “hon¬
ors of war.”
The custom is an old one, and of late
years seldom practiced; it was left to
the Russians to revive it.
You Look Prematurely Old
Because of those ugly, grizzly, gray hairs. ‘LA CREOLE” HAIR DRE8SING. PRICE, SI.OO, retail.
to see a bottle of this wonderful liver medicine in every
home in the South.
Calomel is poison—it’s mercury—it attacks the
bones often causing rheumatism. Calomel is dangerous.
It sickens—while my Dodson’s Liver Tone is safe,
pleasant and harmless. Eat anything afterwards, be¬
cause it can not salivate. Give it to the children be¬
cause it doesn’t upset the stomach or shock the liver.
Take a spoonful tonight and wake up feeling fine and
ready for a full day’s work.
Get a bottle! Try it! If it doesn't do exactly what
I say, tell your dealer to hand your money back.
Every druggist and store keeper In the South knows
me and knows of my wonderful discovery of a medicine
that takes the place of dangerous calomel.
Trouble Ahead,
The person popularly knowft as the
head of the house turned his key in
the door and entered as quietly as
possible.
“Where’s your mother?” he whis¬
pered as the young son appeared.
“Sh!” cautioned the boy. “She’s
waiting upstairs in the war zone, and
I think she’s got your range.”
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The System
Take tha Old Standard GROVE'S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking, as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. Si) cents. Adv.
The Shirker.
Mrs. Anna Steinauer, Boston's po¬
licewoman, was talking about her bete
noire, the girl who smokes.
“The good, old-fashioned girl,” she
said, “turns up her sleeves at work,
while the modern cigarette-smoking
girl turns up her nose.”
She laughed, and added:
“Or else she doesn’t turn up at all.”
Cures Ivy Poisoning.
For ivy poisoning apply Hanford's
Balsam. It is antiseptic and may be
used to kill the poison. Prompt relief
should follow the first application.
Adv.
Making War Impossible.
“I shall yet succeed,” said the in¬
ventor, “in producing a weapon so
deadly that war must cease.”
“I shouldn’t be surprised,” replied
Miss Cayenne. "A few more engines
of destruction may kill off people
til there won’t be enough to
a battle.
For sprains make a thorough appli¬
cation of Hanford's Balsam, well rub¬
bed in. Adv.
Victims of Circumstances.
“Prisoner, you are charged with loi¬
tering about town in a very suspicious
manner, and with not having any visi¬
ble means ot sustenance. What do you
do’Tbr a living?”
Prisoner wipefl a tear from his eye,
and turned a haggard face to the mag¬
istrate.
“Your worship,” said he, “I am en¬
gaged in manufacturing smoked
glasses for viewing eclipses—an in¬
dustry that entails protracted periods
of enforced leisure."
Wounds on man or beast should be
healed by Hanford’s Balsam. Adv.
In the War Zone.
'Weary Cyclist—How far is the vil¬
lage of Poppleton from here?
Native—It's ten miles the other
way.
Weary Cyclist—But the last sign¬
post I passed said it was in this di¬
rection.
Native—Yes, but you see we turned
the post around so as to fool them
Zeppelins.
For gails use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Worse Yet.
“Look here, landlord. There’s two
inches of water in our cellar."
“That's nothing. Just think of the
poor soldiers in the trenches. They
have to stand in water up to their
waists all day long.”
A Slight Mistake.
“Was it the Goodchild ranges the
Russians have been driven from?"
“There’s no such place as the Good
child ranges."
“I mean the Beskid3—same thing.”
Sold upon merit—Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Mighty Slow Pay.
Staylate—I always pay as I go.
Miss Weary (yawning)—Your cred¬
itors have my sympathy.
Good Reason.
“Why do you give your play such
a name as ‘The Porous Plaster?”’
“Because I want it tc draw.”
Morning After.
Mrs. Gayboy—Who brought you
home last night?
Gayboy—An enemy.
A wise girl never turns down one
offer of marriage until she gets a
strangle hold og a better one.
Baby’s Bedroom.
The room in which a baby sleeps
should contain no upholstered furni¬
ture or heavy curtains on which dirt
and germs can find a lodging and
breeding place. The walls, if possible,
should be so finished as to allow fre¬
quent wiping with a damp cloth. The
temperature of the baby’s room should
be kept not higher than 68 or 70 de¬
grees in winter and in summer should
be kept as cool as possible with awn¬
ings and shutters. The windows
should be kept open day and night in
summer and in winter the room should
be aired two or three times a day.
Harmless.
The commuter was plainly excited.
He pounded the seat cushions in front
of him as he spoke, and his voice rose
high amove the rattle of the wheels.
“No matter what my earlier views
were,” he exclaimed. “I've changed
radically. I'm for the Reds now
against all comers.”
A timid little man across the aisle
edged quietly out of his seat ■ and
sought the conductor.
“It's an outrage,” he exclaimed. “An
avowed anarchist like that fellow
ought not to be allowed to ride in a
public conveyance.”
“He's no anarchist,” said the con¬
ductor with a grin. “He's a chicken
raiser. Just now he’s expressing his
views on the merits of the Rhode
Island Reds, the best little layers in
sever- states.”
Practice Makes Perfect.
An ex-corporal of the regular army
war ted a job in the park spearing bits
of paper and other debris with a sharp
stick.
“Do I have to take a civil service
examination?” he asked the district
leader.
"I guess not,” said the man of influ¬
ence. “Just bring me a letter from
your captain stating that you are pro¬
ficient in bayonet drill. That ought
to convince the commissioner that
you’re qualified for the job.”
DOES YOUR SKIN
ITCH AND BURN?
If your skin itche3 and burns with
eczema or any such tormenting, un¬
sightly skin disease, simply wash the
sore places with resinol soap and hot
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The Brighter Side.
“The European war affords me one
source of consolation, anyway,” said
Mr. Jabbins.
"I’d like to know what it is," said
Mr. bnoozedorf.
"It is impossible for some of my
wealthier neighbors to go gadding
about Europe this year and then re¬
turn home and make me feel as if I
hadn't been anywhere because I mere¬
ly went to Colorado.”
His Location.
“Are you a baseball fan?”
“No. I like to go out on the bleach¬
ers among the foghorns."
Th» Idea.
"How was it that Hamlet was
queering the act?"
"I believe it was by acting
queer.”
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Patience—What does a woman have
to do first to get a divorce?
Patrice—Why, get remarried, of
course.
When a man does have greatness
thrust upon him he thinks he achieved
it.
New stales are usually old ones peo¬
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It’s easier to land a husband than
to keep him landed.
Laziness is born in a man; industry
is acquired.
FEW WAR PLAYS HAVE LIFE
Writers Seldom Successful in Produc¬
ing Dramas That Long Hold
Public Attention.
To write a long list ot plays which
have in their day figured as war plays
would neither prove nor disprove any¬
thing except this—that they were so
written as to deserve recognition from
posterity, or not; if they were they*
got it, and if they were badly done,
nobody remembers them; certainly
the fact that they exploit a passage at
arms, a battle of war, never kept had
plays out of the limbo of forgetful¬
ness.
Dryden’s enormous product includes
at least two dozen war plays, and they
are the deadest in our literature, ac¬
cording to the Theater Magazine. He
loves alarms and excursions, but while
one ode devoted to them in a spectacu¬
lar way is spouted by every schoolboy,
the plays of this poet in which war
as a spectacle figures even more
grandiloquently are quite lost to all
but the bibliophile.
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recur to the Anglo-Saxon mind are
Shakespeare’s histories. These are
war plays, indeed, if any exist in Eng¬
lish. Armies march and countermarch
through them, battles are joined, lost
or won, cities are besieged and taken,
the sight and sounds of sixteenth cen¬
tury warfare are constantly heard and
seen; they are perhaps the model war
plays of our language; and Shake¬
speare's free hand was the only hand
to deal with them.
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“No, I don’t,” said the man with the
red nose, “but if you'll lend me a dime
I’ll go across the street and help the
good work along.”
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