Miners recorder and spy in the west. (Auraria, Lumpkin County, Georgia) 18??-????, May 03, 1834, Image 1

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VOL IL - ai & a An Independent Republican Newspaper, Published at Auraria, Lumpkin County, Georgia, devoted to the preservation of the Union, and Sovereignty of the States. The sycophant of no Party—the slanderer Os no Individual—the ft tend of Jackson. PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, By ML 11. &ATHRIOHT. Terms—Three Dollars per annum when paid in ad vance >r at four dollars, if not paid until the end of the year. No paper will be discontinued, but at the option of tile Editor, to any subscriber in arrears. Advertisements and Job Work will be executed at the customary prices Communications to the Editors must be postpaid to ' entitle them to attention. No subscription received for less than a year. EXECUTORS AND ADMINISTRATORS’ DUTY Notice to Debtors and Creditors to be publishep 1 < .six weeks. —Prince’s Digest, page 157. All intended Sales oi goods and chatties, belonging i to testators or intestates goods and chatties,'shall l»e published in two or more public places in the parish [coun/y] where such effects are to be sold, and in the gazette, at least fortv days before the day ot such in tendedsale.—ibid 151. All sales to lie between the hours of leu and four o’clock, and if continued from day to day. notice to he given thereof on the first day of sale— ibid 167. Sales of real properly to be on the first Tuesday in the month, at the place of public sales,after sixty days publication.— ibid 171. Application for letters of Dismission published six m. uths,—<7>m* 168. ESTRAYS. To be advertised by the Clerk of the Inferior Court * SHERIFFS That advertise with us are notified that to make "* their sales legal, those for April must appear on the first day of March. f For May. by the fifth of April For June, by the third day ot May. For July, by the thirty-first -lay of May. * For August, by the fifth day of July. For September, by the second day of August. For October by the sixth nay of September. For November, by the fourth day of October. For December, by the first day of November. . Persons indebted to tin- Intelligence! are notified that we will receive in payment, Bills of any denomi nation on any ofthe solvent Banks ot this State. PAOPOS-fl S For publishing a new weekly Newspaper, al Auraria Georgia, to be entitled THE .WEKS RECORDER AND HPY IN THE WEST. In the publication of this Paper, the Editor will fmm time to time, furnish the public with all the informa tion he may be enabled to procure, in relation to the progress of the Minos In addition to which, he will k shortly l»e furnished with a series of Essays, written by Literary Gentlemen who have taken a Geological view of this country, in which will be shewn the com plete arrangement of the ililferent Strata of earths and rocks, forming this Interesting section of country and in what kind Gold is most usually f< mid The Edi t >rwill endeavor at nil time to procu •• from Mine ralogists, literary men mid practical observers such Information, as'witl keep up a constant investigation ot the various minerals found in this country. In the way < | Miscellaneous matter, he w ill nink _—& As regards the pnlit'cnl course of this paper, the Editor will endeavor to pursue a liberal course keep ing at ah times bis columns open to the discussion o politic d subjects, which are or may be id interest to the country. I i rel ition to hi' own political opinions, he con siders th in to be such as li.iv e been maintained in the Southern States, trout the adoption of the Federal Constitution down to the present tune. lie believes tbit Federal encroachments, should be guarded against with vigilence and repelled with promptness Yet, however, in contending for the Rights ot the States, he cannot go tothe extraordinary and danger ous extent of some of the politicians in a sister Mate ; k because he believes it would ultimately end in the de siruction of the government and all its rights His opinions however he considers as nothing more than the opinions of any other individual, he will therefore endeavor to act the part of a faithful Jour / nalist without being subservient to the views of any *■ part), leaving his paper open to the investigation ol truth, and all interesting subjects by nit The first number ot this paper will appear in a tew weeks. Terms—Three dollars per annum payable in ad vauce or Four 1)01.1 ARS at the expiarlion ol the year. /Advertising at the usual rates. Editors of other papers are requested to give th? above a few insertions MILTON H. GATHRIGIIT * feb 22———51 Prospectus OF THE WESTERN HER VED I uon.-ed at .lurnria. l.mnpiin Countii G'tr., BY HOLT A JONES. Ims Gvzetie having been trinsferred bv pur cli to the underuigned. will in lutur be conductec by them conjointly as Editors and Proprietors. Tin I. asms which h u e impelled them to an undertak jug at once so laborious and responsible, a-the con doct of a public Journal,in connection with their pro fevsi.'nai avocations, may be read in the present low ering a»pecl of the piditical hortr hi. produced bv the te.vtnl picvn'rncc of the doclriuv- vi tbe Brest dents ill-starred Proclumstiou— doctrines at war w’.tl the genius and spirit ot our t>overument—in theii nature, foreign to its theory —in their tendency de ..tractive to its character as a confederated republic by overturning the rights and sovereign's ot th* states which compose it. and in their final' end anc effect, baleful to the liberties of the people. t\i Contribute our feeble aid in (he great work o producing a conformity in the practices «»i the Fe ler a! Government, to its true and original the.»rv- -u restraining its irtion within its original. nod v ,'tl dr fined Constitutional limits; in one .vord. to dethrom the misrnle of revived Federalism, audio restore thi supr tniu y < I the re < . ted R- : ul iiea-.i >n es IK—•, build up true and genuine ?*tate tights dortrim MINERS RECORDED ANO SPY IN THE WEST. I. S T TII . R BE HARM>NY IN THINGS ESSENTIAL —L IBERALITY IN THINGS N'T ESSENTIAL CHARITY IN All.” AURARIA, LUMPKIN COUNTY, GEORGIA, MAY 3, 1831. m its primitive purity, strength and beauty, untram melled with the conditions, restrictions, limitations and refinements of the political weather-cocks of the present day—these may be numbered among the ob jects, to the accomplishment ofwhi.h, our humble exertions shall be devoted, with a zeal and we trust a sincerity not unbecoming their importance. Nurtured and brought upas we have been, in the admonition of the Republican State Rights doctrine —in a contest in which their preservation is sought on the one hand by the lovers of Constitutional Lib erty. and threatened on the. other by the renewed as saults of re-animated Federalism, it may be easily conjectured on which side we are to be found. We aspire to belong to the Republican State Rights Party, professing such principles as sustained the Fathers of that faith in ’9B and ’99 -as bore that party in Geor gia triumphant, through the political conflicts ot’2s and 26. ami to which it has not proved recreant iti ’32 and ’33 We claim to be disciples ofthe School of Jefferson, as taught in the Kentucky and Virginia Regulations. But professions of republicrnism have become mere cant, when every party lays claims to that title, from the Union Democratic Republican par ty of Georgia, up to the gee it National Republican partv ofthe Union, and back to the remnant ot the party which rejoiced in the subsequent election of a Sedition law Judge, as the triumph of the Democratic Republican partv of New England! Equally vague is the pretence to belong to the State Kights Party, since many of those who profess to be State Rights adher ents, deny to the Statesail other rights, but those of rein mslrance and submission. Still more uncertain is the profession of belonging to the Jeffersonian School, since many who pretend to be followers ot that Patriot, publish to the world, the preposterous, j the humiliating notion, that the labours of his whole I lite Were intended to pro. e that the Stites have only | the rigid of petitioning for a redress of grievances—ot remonstrating against unconstitutional Federal Legis lation, and finally ••when all other remedies fail” of protesting !! ! To prove that our profes sions are not of this character let the columusol the Herald be our witness. The ears ofthe people have of late been drummed almost to deafness with the continued and popular civ rd Union! Union!! Union!!! W« too proiess, not emptily, to love and venerate the Unio ..and to be as highly sensible oi its incalculable value and im, portance, as (hose who are most loud and boistersous in their clamours But we seek to have a Lnion in truth and indeed ; a Union of States in its pristine beauty ami simplicity; in its original healihtul vigour and purity XV e w ould be spared to pan ot view ing our own native Georgia, in whose bosom we have been cherished; upon the fruits of whose soil we have been reared; in whose bountiful instilutiors, we have been educated ; a mere speck upon the map of a great consolidated empire, stripped of her ancient rights, and disrobed ot her premeval sovereignty, by the a gerit she h id helped to create; proud as we are, and as we have reason to be of her name and of her peo ple-- ardent as are our affections for her, sooner let it be written that “she was. but is no more” We would have Iter as of right she should be. member-an integral part oi a great coniededated lie public, which shall continue the pride ofthe world - the hope of Freedom—whose living principle shall manifest itself, nut in the : omp and splendour ol an immense and all controlling central power; but in the It ipj'iness and prosperity of every one, even the least ot its members. It shall be om purpose to make the Hera d wor thy the perusal of all classes ol readers—ot those who delight in ’he pleasure ot romance and the “Music oi Poe ry”—ot ho»e who prefer to pursue the delightful paths of historic or of scientific research,—of those whose business it is to delve in “mother earth,” in pursuit ol her glittering treasures, as well as of those who are connected, either through choice of nice ssi ty, wi'h the agitating political coiitroverities oi tne day. If the increase ot patronage which we seek, w iil justify the measure, the Herald will be enlarged s<> s.n>n as the materals for that purpose, can be pro cured The termsol' iLsoublicatmn remau. mu.hangeji, he "Tng jIWO per annum in advance, or at the end i ol the ) e <r (»ur press and materals are of that description, that will enable us to execute with neatness and despatch ■dl Job and Advertising business with which we may be favored. HINES HOLT. Juti’r W ILI.IAM L JONES, PRUSP E C T U S OF THE COMPLETE PERIODICAL L BRARY. Forty eight pages weekly—nearly tw*»tbousai 1 five hundred octavo pages in a year, fur five dollars, fur msbing annually select reading equal to titty volumes ol < iiinmon size. The utiiar. w ill con aiu nearly alt the new works of merit as they appear, viz : Voyages and Travels; H.story ; biography ; Select Memoirs; the approveu European Annals; Adventures; Tales ol unexcep tionable character, Ai. Ac I lie Complete I eriodical Library , will be found indispensiblr to all lovers <»t good reading intown oi country. I.very number will contain torty-eight pa ges, in a size expressly adapted tor binding when the book is completed ; printed with type so large as nut to laliguetlie weakest tye. Its immense -ige widen aide the Editor to crow d any common sized book io two numbers, frequently into one. xew works will thus be despatched as they arrive from Europe, imu sent off to its patrons The subsetiber in Mtssomi will be brought as it were totl.e very fountain oi lite rature Worn® printed in this Library w ill be furnish • d to him. whe i without it. h- would * e woolly una ble to procure them .A book that will cost us -in doll irsto import, can be r- -printed and distributed to subscribers, owing to our peculiar facilities, f.-i about twenty orthirty cents, with the important addition oi its being |re-h and new. Wr will gin i early (wo thousand five hundred pa grs annual y. equal 1 fitly common sized booo 1 — Every woik published tn the Library will be complete in itself A Title Page will be given in each » >luu e. so that the subscriber, it he pb-i'ses.may sell or give it away without injury to any of the others; or it inav be bound up at the pleasure ol the subscriber This work presents mi extraordinary feature, mi known to any other periodic id in tin country The subscription i rive m y be considered h mere loan tor the year,as the work at the war’s end. will sell for cost, and in many parts ot the Failed St.-trs it will bring double its cost (•. the suliscri a i . The works I'Ubtistied in ibe Complete Periodical Library, will be t the highest character, Indh as re gards ’he author and hi- subject Xew w. rks of ap proved merit, will be sent out to the Editor i>y ev«-rv arrival from I itrvpr. giving him »• unlimited field to select from, while care wil! t>e taken to make his publication equal to any thingot the kind published in America The fu-st num! r u ill be is<oed on the -tn of May next and regularly « very \\ » dnr-.f .y 'hrreatter se ci red in t. tnibome printed « »vr • and on fine white • paper, at jh r-r nnnum, payable in advance. Clubs I remitting S2O, will be supplied with five copies for I that sum; agents at the same rate. Address T K GREENBANK No .9. Franklin Place. Phila N. B. The usual exchange to Editors who advertise ATTORNEi AT LAW. Cherokee Court House, Georgia, ST S now prepared to attend to any professional busi BL siness entrusted to him. He tenders his thanks to those persons who have, so liberally patronized him in the Courts where he has practiced Communications to ensure attention, must come post-paid April 5 —7—ts JOHN HENRY LUMPKIN. ATTORNEY AT LAR' 91 AVING determined on a permanent location a jf ffl Livingston, in Floyd county, respectfully ten ders his professional services to his fellow-citizens. — He w ill attend the Coarts in the several counties of the Cherokee Circuit; and all Executions and other business confided to him by Merchants and other per sons at a distance, w ill receive his prompt and undi vided attention; and for reference he most respectful ly refers his fellow citizens to Gen. Thomas Glascock, of Aagusta, Col Hunter and Col. Fannin, oi Savan nah. March 8 p 56 a URMAN WALTHALL, ATTORHTZY AT I.AXV, HAS located himself at Cedar Town, Paulding county, and will attend to any bnst uss tn the Ime of'ns pr -session, that may b< entr>is’ dto his care. Address, Cedar Town, Paulding County, Georgia. April 12. B—if. STEPHEN DOEGL\S CRANE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. <JffAVIMG rem ved to Dahl hnega, Lumpkin conn ty, now tenders his r .fissional services to the public, and will practice in all the counties of th* Che rokee Circuit; aud Carroll, Campbell, DeKalb, Hall and labersham counties. I laving been • ngaired for three years in sold mining, he will (assisted b, Mr. George S. Moody, from ’.orth Carolina) act as agent in the examination, and sale of gold lots. Letters upon either branch ol 'he above business, addressed to me, will be promptly and faithfully at ten ded to. April s.—7—ts. NOTICE. rjjlHE Subscribers givr notice that ail poversofa'- g torney, letters of credit, and all delegated author ity of even |und, to bind their firm topay moneys,or to do other services, are hereby r» v**k-<1; and from and alter the date of this notice,are null ami v.>id. allens & paddock. Augusta, Mandi 29, 6—3 t NOTICE. thereby fin warn all persons from tradingfor a Note of Hand given by tne to James Burns, sane Urn •die last of May or first el June, 1833, for ninety fiv. dollars, on demand. I sin determined not to pay it, as the said note was illegally obtained. WILLIAM WHITAKER. April 5. —7— ts. S. WHITE <k W"! HAG.K RESPECTFULLY inform the primer? of the United States to whom they have long been in • o idoiilly known as established Letter Founders that they have now formed aco partner-hip in sard business and hope from their united skill and expe rience. Io be able to Igivi- full satisfaction to all who may favor them with orders. '('he introduction ol machinery, in place of the te dious and unhealthy practice of casting type by hand, long a desideratum by the European and American Founders, was, by American ingenuity, and a heavy expenditure of time nn<t money, on the part of our •eiiior partner, first successfully accomplisheii I x tensive use of the machine cast letter. h<>s fullv tested rtnd established its superiority in every particular, over that cast by th-- old process. The letter foundry business w ill hereafter be car ried on by the parlies hetorc named, under the firm of White. Hagir &, Co--Their specimen exhibits a < mplete senes troni Diamond o 14 lii.es Pica - • I be Book dud News type b< ing in the most modern , light and style W hit«*. Hager & Co, ar? agents for the sale of th» 'sindh and Hurt Printing Prt.txer, which thev can furu i-l; to their customers at the manul'cturer’s prices ' liases Cases. Composition Sticks, Ink and every article used in the Pi inting business, keptforsale anil tu- ni'hed on the shorte-t notice Old type taken in exchange tor new at'.) cents per pom d X. B Newspaper Proprietors who give the above three insertions, will be entitled to Five Dollars in such articles as they may select from ourspei iniens Xew York. 1-33 -m- 52 ’Athens female Academy, w *fi ' HIS Institution will In- opened on the l - 'IK'*T 1 M<> DAV IX JANL'AKY M XT. under the joint direction ot the subscribe!s \ sufficient num ber ol competent assistants will t al! times be pro ’ vidt d Rates us Tuition, payable in advance. \ foa Scholars itbliuchd in Spelling. Reading. V, rit itig and Arithmatic. ns far as \ ulnar I'r’Ctioi: Smith’s system. #4 l>o per qt. " tine- -with English Grammer and Geogiaphy. .*7 UO “ I Rhel. ric. Hi-tory ( ofGlobes Xat- , oral Philosophy t’lietni'try. A-tro noiny. and Greek Languages, ano the Mathematics. OQ “ Instructions v. !i be go c in tin t'reith Language. i’l’< .Wunc Haunt as hen totore. ss ill tic orcupie bv MRS \V Al. I HAI I uiiose knowledge us th «< iroee and experience i i te iching, need no coa mendation. l)i aiTf g .nd P- .ati> g w ill be tuu-ht in the Ac«d< < my The school wi.l be provided vnh Apparatus ft illustration in the different sciences There wdi be m >nthly esauiiitatiuns w itbout an prev n>US prepH ration Shot sric 1 ar— I'm M<>irks. U" i’..,artier- will be received in the iamily of tl Senior Principal raiding <h f i’t-mi** s U.M.II.TAYI.Oa,I , U.M 11 Hb.vr, J -' i - < Pnnava!s. j -Nev. 3u—4l. THE SWEDISH GIRL. [Previous to the departure of Baron de Steal from Sweden, he was enamored of his second cousin, a beau tiful girl, whom he promised to marry; but after the fibre received by him from the Nicker fainilv, he wrote to inform her of the peculiar circumstances in w hich he was placed, and that his union with a laay whom be did not love, would be the means of raising his famry from poverty and obscurity. iI is cousin w ithout any answer, returned him his marriage promise, stained with her tears, and in seven weeks she was a corpse.] Even to pause on such a thought! How could it cross his mind ? Vain honors tiafiick’dfor and bought, With happiness resigned ! And love like mine cast weekly by, Al cold ambition’s cat! ! My heart be calm ! —w hy should 1 sigh ? Tears, tears, why will ye fall ? The Swedish girl should scorn to stand ’ Tween him and his adopted land. For him w hat could I not have borne ? What wo or poverty ! And rich in love, have smiled in scorn, When heartless wealth rolled by. I would have urged him up the steep, Where hangs the noblest crown, Honor may gam, or virtue keep, An honest man’s renown; Soothed him when yielding to Ins toils, And brightened each success w ith smiles. Yet why thus linger o’er a dream That my fond spirit bound, But lent my soul one cheering beam To light the darkness round! Well, be it so; I ay not speak What stirs within my h art; The filtered spirit soon will break Through all things and Hepait ! Yet ’l would be sweei again to bit SS The object of past tenderness ! Ay, take thy jiroud and gifted one, And glory in her fame* A* d when, paraded in the sun, ‘ ter genius lights thy name, Forgi t.amid its dazzling ravs, Hew <»un «» va t» appears? Nor think upon the heartfelt piaise Was thine in former years, When mingling love, and hope, and pride, At ith her now coldly thrown aside. Ay, wed another—wed the gieat ! Gain wealth, but with it care! Soon shaltthou feel the galling weight, And mourn each glittering snare, That wil'd thee from thy plighted vow,— Fro first and unfeigned love; And bade thee to a stranger bow,— A stranger’s bounty prove ! Madness! ttiat one so loved by tne, Should ever so degraded be. Ii may not be ! —I cannot ask Earth’s happiness for one Who bath imposed the bitterest task, That woman’s pride lias done; I’ll curse not, though I may not bless, The idol oi niv youth; Butin the wreck of happiness, I’ll prove unfaltering tru h; An , blotted thus w ith tears, r« turn '' he ph dge I would, but cannot spurn. HERCUES AxND IMS CLUB vs THE ( I U B Thete never exis'< <1 a more cheerful, witty nor hall so cheap;. d"mer club of young bar rt-ters as at Dublin One day while dining with or usual hilarity a servant informed us tti J a gentleman below -fairs desired to be admiil'd fora moment AVe considered it to be some brotliet b irister, and desired him to tie shown ut». " bat was our surprise on per ceiving the figure that presented itself? a man who tutu; i have served as a model for l.er eules, his rough countenance overshadowed i.y enormous Id < k brow s, completing one ol he most formidable fig res imauinable. He wa very well dressed; . lose I.y his -’de sta k- ; cd in a sh-togy Xew f >i ndl nd doe <>f <o>rre-» ponding magnitude, and who, it he should be voraciously mvlined, seemed well able to de vour a barrister ot two wi hour over-charging in stomach; as he entered, indeed, he looked ! ah' r itiielv al us and h s muster, as if only I v it tug hi-orders to comin nee the onslaught, j 1 { s master held tn his hand a Liffxe, yellow, ntiotlvd cl <b, slung by a leathern 'bong round in- Luge wrist, and he hid also a long stnall -VV. rd bv hi> -ide, decorated with a purple rib i bon. 1 his apparition walk' d delib> rntely up it >:lietabL; nd having tn.de his obeisance ' -vith seeming comtesy, a -bort pause ensued, d .ring which he looked round on all die com : panv with an a-p< ct, it not stern, yet ill calcu ' uited to set our minds at ease with regard t » i his or lus dog’s ulterior intentions. ‘‘Gemle . men,” at length said he,” ‘‘l Lave h» ard with ' very great regn t that some members of this club have been so indiscreet as to calumniate the character of Vlary Niel wltrh, from the par: 1 have taken. I feel identified with my Sown. Il any gi rt « tn.in present ha- done S", -1 doubt not he will have tne < and r and < •»• T ' age to avow r. Who avows i?’ ihe dog i looked up al him again, he retorned the g auce, i but content* d him-elf t.r (tie present nh pa I ting the ariimal’s head, arid wis silent. So were we. He repeated, ‘‘Who avows t?”- We wi re etgh ecu in nuni >er Never dd 1 ' -ee 'he old axiom, hat “what is every tmdv - :t u-t‘ e-s.” more thoroughly exemplified- A ’.few of the Company wbt-peitd cu.cL tu e bor; a*d I pei-reivcd <>n« or lw<> steal a r «it' knife under t ie table in r ase of extremities. — H'- repeated his demand, elevating his tone a third tune. “Does any ge lieman avow it?” A i'ainl buzz now circulated round the ro*>rn, but no answer whatever. At length otrr visiter said with a loud voice, that as “he must sup pose that if any gentleman had made assertions against Alary Kiel’s character he would have the spirit 'o avow it, he must therefore t ike it f for granted that his mfoi rnatii.n was erroneous, and in that point <>f view be regretted having alarmed the society.” And without another word, he bowed three limes very low, and re tired backward to he door, his dog backing out with equal politeness, when with a parting salute, doubly ceremonious, he ended this ex traordinary ncerview. On the first of his de parting hows, by a simultaneous itnnulse, we all rose and return'd Ins <oinphm< nl, almost tout hmg the table with our nos*#-, but still in profound silence, which bowing was repealed, till he was fairly out of the room.— Black* tvood. A Prodigy.— The celebrated child, W. Manuel, who is able at the age of 3 1-2 years, to read fluently, either Welch or En* yl sb, placed betore him in the usual or in an invent d position, on Monday was brought to o >r slice by his father, who is a miner, from Holly wi 11, and unit much ease read passages tr<Jtn books in four diflen nt positions, but he appeals to prefer naditig up-ide down. His ia her stated that attention was first attracted io the reading of this singularly gifted child when only two years of age. and ho lias con tmued to make progress to (he present peri od without any particular instruction, not hav ing been at school a single day. He is a fine < hild, the picture ot g iod health. During the past w< ek he nas been examined by the bishop of the dioces and most of the gentry in the neighborhood, who have all expr ->ed their .ihioiiHlimcut and plea-ore.. It is sometimes with difficulty ne is persuaded to read, as he • akes great delight *n rmningaboui; but when. Ins relu* tance is overcome he appears to read with great rupidny- English paper. Important. — The Editor of the Geneva ( ■ t.rivr has made the important discovery that /toms should be -nioked with the shank down wards! By attending to this, the thu k j nit of the ham will not become surcharged with olea ginous matter as at present This must be looked to. A Good Joke.— \ teamster lately lost from Ins wagon a keg ol bull* r, w inch was found by a man, who arried if half a mile on fom, to me tavern ol Mr. 11 , where he found 'lie owner. Mr H , (the landlord) >b-t rved o him, that he was well paid—that thank you was worth 25 cents, and thank you kindly -as worth 37 1-2 cents. He (<ho fooirnun) soon c tiled tor a dinner, which was forthwith provided. As < r fii ishing his m< <l, he inquired the price—'he answer was 25 cents. He then said, “/ thank you kindly,” and moved off. The latidL rd immediaiely called to him, “Here, stop my Tiend, anu take your hange there is 12 1-2 cents due—your b II wu- only 25 cents.”— Massachusetts Spy. Kissing with an appetite. A religions sect has re eti ly sprung up tn this country of hur ry, one of whose tenets is to salute earn other ala holy meeting with 1 holy kiss. One of the fem devotees, a young lady of a thou sand charms, happened to eticoti' ter a y <ung genlh tnan, of win in sh< was enamored, tied gave him a more cord a! and loving salute than was quite becoming i'Le next day she received a message from the high pries! of the set t, saying -tie had been excommuniccted, lor ‘•kissing with an appetite.” Satisfactory Solution — The editor nf the Philadelphia Inquirer asks if any of his cor respondents can explain ••why Christ Church bells do not ring in the evening before market day.” Whereupon' the ( ommercial Intelli gtutcer answers very gravely; ‘•Anxious to re lieve our brother from tits doubts, we have in vestigated ibis -übji'ct with great care, & alter consulting several profound and scientific gen tlemen, have arrived at the conclusion that it is hecau-e the rope- wuich are attached to the bells tire not pulled?” loverle.d Compliment.— Waller, upon sight <>t the Duchess of Newcastle’s verses on the ; death of a stag, declared fie would have given ill ins own compositions to have written them; j .iud being charged with the exorbitance of his adulation, answered, “that no lung was too much t<> be given that a lady might be saved from the disgrace of sti' h a vile performance. John Wdkea was one of the ugliest of C ’g ; creatures His squint was excessive, and his whole countenance most w fumsic.dly ill <.ur ■ ed. •'Sucti an <«iiu is a good look ng ft lr w , -aid the bold and able agtiat- r. ‘"and my ftiendfi ted! me triat I am as uglv a- the devil, but be tween tie h-itid-oniest f ire and my own, I ne ver ouud who any woman more than half an. nout & difference.” NO. 11.