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SOUND LOGIC. When Billy was three years old his mother bought him a pair of short duck pants. The first time they were washed they shrunk badly. Billy was fat, but his mother wedged him into the trousers —against his protest. Billy went out to play, but in a few minutes returned. “Mamma,” he said, “I can’t wear these panties, they are too tight. Why, mamma, they are tighter than my skin.” “Oh, no, they’re not, Billy,” replied his mother, “nothing could be tighter than your skin.” “Well, these panties are, because I can sit down in my skin, but I can’t in these panties.”—Exchange. ANIMAL IGNORANCE. Frederick and Felix, brothers of four and six years respectively, but of the same size, were asked by a strang er if they were twins. “No,” replied Frederick, indignantly, “I should think you’d know by our looks that we’re boys!”—Ex. Witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping off a broken string; but a word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain. It is a seed which, even when dropped by chance, springs up into a flower. —Labor World. SUPERIOR SERVICE IS OFFERED BY THE Seaboard Air Line Ry. Between ATLANTA and BIRMINGHAM and the West; Raleigh, Wilmington, Portsmouth, Norfolk, Richmond, Washington and New York and the East. THE SHORT LINE Interchangeable Mileage is good over the entire system, including the NEW BIRMINGHAM DIVISION. Pullman Drawing-Room Sleepers, Pullman Buffet Parlor Cars, comfortable coaches, and Case Dining Car Service—Meals a-la-Carte 0. B. WALKER, D. T. A., Atlanta. D. W. MORRAH, C. P. & T. A., Atlanta. W. E. CHRISTIAN, A. G. P. A., Atlanta. Walter Ballard Optical Co. MANUIAOTURINO, DISPENSING AND RIFRAOTING OPTICIANS Bell Phone 352 61 Peachtree St. Atlanta, G We have had many years experience in manufacturing fine optical lenses, a’ filling oculists’ prescriptions. Our factory is second to none in doing high-cl optical work. Our salesrooms, 61 Peachtree street, you can find everything t) is carried in an exclusive optical house, including every nose glass made. If u possible for you to wear nose glasses we can fit you. The service given you her is not usually found elsewhere. We can furnish you with any glass made. We have for sale one Columbia Typewriter, entirely new, price SIOO.OO, at a great bargain. THE GOLDEN AGE. FOR SALE. We have for sale at a bargain, one L. C. Smith Writing in Sight Type writer, regular price, $102.50; entirely new, at much less than usual cost. THE GOLDEN AGE. a# Ministers, teachers, Clubs, or anybody interested in bringing to their town some wholesome < entertainment such as popular lectures, Humorists, Impersonators, Male Quartets, and Musi- Wis fill cians of the hi g hest class, are requested to write the Alkahest Lyceum System in regard to some open bargain dates they have to dispose of in the itenerary of the artists now on tour in the South for them. Write at once to the ALKAHEST LYCEUM SYSTEM, Atlanta, Ga. EYOU CAN CURE Cntarrll Yourself of V/CIICII. »1 While engaged in the general practice of medicine I had many patients suffering from Catarrh whom I was unable to cure, although I prescribed for them by the rules taught in w / >medical books and colleges. I saw that the methods of treatment were wrong. I reasoned V / that as Catarrh is produced by breathing cold and damp air, so it should be cured by breath- f ing a warm > medicated vapor. After nine years of investigation I discovered a combination of healing herbs, leaves 7 AC an< l flowers, which, when ignited, and the warm fumes inhaled, would Instantly relieve and I in a short time cure catarrhal diseases. The ACCOMPANYING ILLUSTRATION shows how H ■ the warm, healing vapor is carried directly to the very parts affected. This remedy fights SL and kills Catarrh where liquids, sprays, douches, sakes and medicated creams cannot pos- B 1 sil >ly go. Hk ) ’ s a mos t reliable treatment, and Is so simple and convenient that it can be used at ||L gU home by man, woman or child. My honest belief, after prescribing this remedy for thirty-two years, is that it will cure ninety-five in every one hundred cases. My discovery proved so successful that I was obliged to give up my general practice and for thirty-two years have made Catarrh my specialty. BBljiljL f Relief for a Penny /)l. ( "Write me a postal card (or a letter) and I will send you by mail a lateral trial treatment entirely free. If you sutler from Catarrh, '«/u(Kv< Bronchitis. Asthma, Catarrhal Deafness, or any other catarrhal trouble, Bvnto. you (allll °t afford to neglect the use of this grand remedy. Catarrh, ■F* if neglected, will extend to the lungs, finally leading to consumption. My remedy has cured Catarrh of every form in the head, . throat, middle ear and lungs. No matter who, what remedy has failed in your ease, this should cure you. I speak confidently because B ~~ I have cured thousands of cases. »When you try my free sample and see how the warm, pleasant medicated vapor goes to every spot and gives immediate relief, you will B W'be convinced. ■! The full treat-ment is not expensive. The regular package containing enough to last I Ya''one month is jSfent by mail postpaid for SI.OO. It not on at the ■ W 1 wish patients tA get the medicine fresh laboratory or B (itT i Remember a postal card with your name and address will bring you this free trial ■ treatment. It will also bring you free my illustrated book ‘'Plain Pacts About Catarrh.” B\.As to in y standing, I would respectfully refer you to the editor of this paper. Write To-day. Address Dr. J. W. Blosser, 32 Walton St., Atlanta, Ga. The Golden Age for November 22, 1906. The Golden Age’s Liberal Clubbing Offer. Select Your Reading For the Coming Year. The regular subscription to The Golden Age is two dollars per year. We will give one year’s subscription to The Golden Age and the periodicals mentioned, at the following prices: The Golden Age and Cosmopolitan Magazine (regular price, $3.00}, $2.25. The Golden Age and the Woman’s Home Companion (regular price $3.00)» $2.25. The Golden Age and The Review of Reviews (regular price $5.00), $2.95. The Golden Age, Cosmopolitan and Woman’s Home Companion (reg ular price $4.00), for $2.90. The Golden Age, Cosmopolitan Magazine, Woman’s Home Companion and Review of Reviews (regular price $7.00), $4.25. The Golden Age, Woman’s Home Companion and Harper’s Bazaar (reg ular price $4.00), $2.90. The Atlanta Georgian, published by Frederick L. Seely, and edited by John Temple Graves—a great daily paper that does not advertise liquor. Price, $4.50 per year. The Golden Age and The Georgian together only $5.00. We will be glad to make any combination of the periodicals mentioned above at prices equivalent to those quoted. Watch this column for new offers. Address THE GOLDEN AGE, Atlanta, Ga. A Short Talk to Mothers. The health of your family is your first concern— How to promote it your greatest care. ' Grown people, and children too, to be well require, that— The Liver shou d do its duty. ' The Kidneys perform their part. The Blood be kept pure. The stomach kept in a healthy condition. If any of these conditions ate wanting, disarrangement of the balance follows, and the ' general health is undermined. DR. THACHER’S LIVER AND BLOOD SYRUP insures a healthy body, because it goes to the origin of the disease, curing that and making the other evils impossible. The for mula on every bottle will convince you that it is the most logical and ieliab!e remedy for diseases of the Liver and Kidneys ever placed upon the market. Your dealer sells it in 50c and SI.OO bottles. You can get a sample free by writing us. Thacher Medicine Co. Chattanooga, Tenn. 15