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MORE TROUBLE. A clerk in one of the leading Wash ington jewelry stores was showing his line of clocks to an Irishman who want ed to present one to his wife on the third anniversary of their marriage, says the Saturday Evening Post. The salesman had exhausted all of his stock except some cuckoo clocks on a shelf near by. The Celt asked to see them and the clerk took them down, thinking that at last he would make a sale. After telling Pat the price, the latter asked if they struck the hours. Instead of answering directly, the clerk wound the timepiece and set the hands at a few seconds to twelve. As the little door opened Patrick’s eyes bulged with interest, but when the chirping ended he plainly showed his disapproval. The man behind the counter, not to be daunted, said: “Well, how do you like it?” Pat thought a moment and then re plied earnestly: “Faith, an’ it’s all right, except on one point. It’s trou ble enough to remimber whin to wind it without havin’ to think of fadin’ the bird.” —Exchange. FULL PARTICULARS. A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was ridding in a su burban car with his mother, when they were asked the customary ques tion: “How old is the boy?” After being told the correct age, which did not require a fare, the con ductor passed on to the next person. The boy sat quite still, as if ponder ing over some questions, and then, concluding that full information had not been given, called loudly to the conductor, then at the other end of the car: “And mother’s thirty-one!”—The Mother’s Magazine. Two northerners, traveling in the mountains of Kentucky, had gone for hours and hours without seeing a sign of life. At last they came to a cabin in a clearing. The hogs lay in their dirt holes, the thin claybank mule grazed round and round in a circle to save the trouble of walking, and one lank man, whose clothes were the color of the claybank mule, leaned against a tree and let time roll by. “How do you do?” said one of the northerners. “Howdy?” Pleasant country.” The native shifted his quid and grunted. “Lived here all your life?” The native spat pensively in the dust. “Not yit,” he said languidly. —Everybody’s Magazine. FIELDER & ALLEN CO. ♦ 61 Peachtree Street, ATLANTA, GA. ==| EXCLUSIVE agents for pTOU DONT GET DONEj I We furnish Book /P H BR C^STEM A |wHEN YOM BUYAGUBnJ VA L 4 LA t f?"> I Those fortunate Cases to suit your I vn m K H k t demands. 1 “T.u r You all know rfS ffiQ Gunn < ~< j yEORW " " MW- M 7Sr*ffl I nWi • nrnTLWYrrrd know its superior about the wonder- nWftRPH , f i < , r4 ~ I L -^JJTfj I advantages over tul advantages pre- n if r L j . - sented in the use I ! 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