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A Deaf Man Cured Himself
George H. Wilson, a prominent citizen of
Louisville, Ky., after suffering from infancy with
almost total deafness, and consulting in vain the
leading aurists of America, CURED HIMSFLF
COMPLETELY by an invention of his own;
which gave INSTANT RETIEF; has given unin
terrupted relief for FIFTEEN YEARS and is
STILL GIVING relief; enabling him to HEAR
PERFECTLY-without it he can hardly hear a
sound. This invention is called “ Wilson’s Com
mon Sense Ear Drum.”
IT TAKES THE PLACE OF EAR TRUMPETS
and cumbersome outside appliances that are so
troublesome and embarrassing to deaf people.
It is less than an inch long and fits into the ear
of any person; old or young; is INVISIBLE and
ABSOLUTELY COMFORTABLE in the tender
est and most sensitive ears. It will RELIEVE
DEAFNESS from any cause and STOP ALL
HEAD NOISES.
If you will write and ask for it, a 100-page
book will be sent to you FREE. It tells all about
these wonderful hearing-restorers and contains
letters from people all over the world who are
successfully using them probably some people
whom YOU KNOW personally. If you will call
at our office your ears will be examined and you
may TRY the ear drums FREE of charge.
WILSON EAR DRUM CO.KvET
Eighth Floor, Suite No. 3.
BRUTE!
From the Chicago News.
Romantic youth was he
Who chose a hollow tree,
All filled with bark and vine,
To hide his sweetheart’s valentine.
But Dugan’s speckled goat
Perceived that gilded note;
And as the cupids he did eat,
He mused: “This valentine is sweet!”
NO WATER WAGON FOR INSECTS,
That insects have their own sa
loons and get intoxicated just like
human beings is the charge made by
Prof. Bottomley, who lectures on bota
ny at the University of London.
The leading saloon in the insect
world, according to Prof. Bottomley,
is the wild arum. It looks like a large
lily, and its big, dark shaft extending
upward is the sign that attracts the
insects. They climb down into the
nectar pit beneath the flower’s bags of
pollen, and there the orgy commences.
—London Daily Mail
IT PAYS TO BE DECENT.
Kansas City Journal.
Young man, why don’t you be de
cent? Why not grow to manmood
with honor and credit instead of a
stain upon your character? It is just
as easy. It is always easier to be a
man than to be a rowdy. Cigarettes
and gambling and whisky have had
many wrestles with boys long be
fore you came on the scene, and they
have never yet been thrown. Don’t
get the idea into your head that you
can turn the trick. If you don’t want
to be decent for yourself, be decent
for others. There is one heart whose
sorrows should appeal to you. There
is one who has faced everything for
your sake; one who has had to bear the
cross for your foolishness. You don’t
want your trail through this world
stained with a mother’s tears. The
boy who turns a brazen face to a
mother’s grief never gets very far on
the road to happiness. When he gets
a little older you will find his name on
the police docket of various cities, a
little later the dark shadows of stone
walls loom up across his pathway.
Without honor, home or friends. ’Tis
a sad picture, but it is painted every
day in every town in this broad land.
The pathway of the transgressor is
one of rocks and thorns. When you
bruise your feet the world will laugh
at you, just as you laughed at your
mother’s appeals. There is only one
system for a boy to follow. Be decent.
It always pays dividends.
THE POOR ORPHAN.
He’s never known a mother’s care,
He’s had no one to love him,
No shelter from the stormy air,
No pa to push and shove him;
No lofty, grand old family tree
To make his heart-throbs quicken—
Oh, pity, pity such as he.
The incubator chicken.
—Terrell Love in Lippincotts.
Police Surgeon (to would-be cop)—
How is it, my man, that your right
arm is developed out of all proportion
to the rest of you?
Italian Applicant—Grinda da org’,
shina da fruit, roasta da peanut.
I happened to be in a grocery store
in Texas when a little girl came in to
buy some eggs, and the following con
versation was carried on between the
girl and the keeper of the place:
“Ain’t you got no egg?” asked the lit
tle girl. “I ain’t said I ain’t,” the store
keeper replied. Whereupon the little
girl replied after this fashion: “I
ain’t ask you is you ain’t you. I ask
you is you is you. Ain’t you?” She
got the eggs.
Patient (who has had his eye oper
ated upon): “Doctor, it seems to me
that ten guineas is a high price to
charge for that job. It didn’t take
you ten seconds.” Eminent Oculist:
“My dear friend, in learning to per
form that operation in ten seconds
I have spoiled more than two bushels
of such eyes as yours.”
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