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Little Bobbie's Pa HE teecher gaiv me a new piece ; to lern for next week's speeking day. We had sum company at the house & wenever Pa sees quite a few peepul in the house he likes to teese me & git me mad. One of tn= peepul at the housge was a butiful lady wich maiks a living riteing potrey for the magazeens, 1 was showing (he peece to her that I have.to speek, & sale sed: Ecbbie, that is a butiful po>m & I know you will reesite i. fine. I.et us hear how it starts, Bobbie, sed Pa, & 1 will tel' you rite away wether it is a butiful peece or not. What is the paim of it & how does it start? The nalm of it is Antony & C(lee patry, I téald Pa, & it beegins like this: I am dying, lKgypt, dyin- Kbbs the crimson lite-tide fast And the dark Plutonian shadows Ga her on the evening blast, That ix enuff of it to read, ssd Pa I reemember specking thiat peece wen I was i boy at skool, & 1 dident thiak much of it then & 1 doant think much of it now. I think Bobbie's techer prubly knows what she wants him to speck, sed Ma, & beesides, | always lik-sd that peece myself, But what is the sense of it? sed Pa. Why did Antony say I aum dying, Egypt, dying? Why did he have to let all of Egypt know abou it? sed Pa. Why, sed Ma, that was a pet naim that he had for the Queen of Egyvp!, that is why he sed 1 am dying, Egy;t, dying. I doant like the sound of the lina at all, sed Pa. He ought to have called the lady by her right naim wen he had so littel a time in wich 1o speek, 1 mite as well say, if I was saying my last words to you, I am croaking, Wisconsin, croaking.” Jest beekaus yure hoam is Wiscon sin is no sine 1 shud call you that, sed Pa, I am afrade you do not grasp the poctick buty of the peece, sed the lady that rites' potrey. 1 recall one verse that | always thought was butifal: L.et not Caesar's servile minions Mock the lion thus laid low; '"Twas no foeman’'s arm that felled him, ‘"T'was his own which struck the blow; H's who pillowed on thy tresses, Shrunk aside from glory’'s ray, His, who, drunk with thy caresses, Mudly threw a world away. Oh, 1 think that is butitul, sed Ma. I must go next week & hear littel Bobbie speek it. ’ I doant think he ought to speek a pecce about a man that wud throw away a world for any queen, sed Pa. If he gets to maiking a hero out of a boob like that, he mite do the saim thing hisself wen he grows up. I guess you needent worry, sed Ma. If he grows up like his father, he won't have any wo'lds to throw away for queens, It will keep him busy bringing hoam enuff bacon for his own fambly, His Steady Eye. Clarence was a medical student, and had not tearned enough to under stand that whit he did not know would fill several large books, One morning the house surgeon asked him to examine an eye that was in the head of 4 man who com plained of great puain, and to report on the case later, With a solemn air, Clarence adjust ed the ophthalmoscope, and gazed se riously and long into the patient's eve. When at last there was no ex cuse for gazing any ionger he stood up and said: “My dear sir--my very dear sir, if you will allow me to say sO, You pos sess 4 most remarkable eye. 1 have never, in the whole course of my pro tessional career’—he had left scaool about six months previousiy—'seen in eye like it! Has an opinion ever heen passed on it before?” “Well—er, no: not exactly But the man who shoved it in said it was a jolly fine bit of glass!” MARRY--Many rich, congenial and anx. fous for companions. Interesting pars ticulars and photo free. The Messenger, Jacksonville, Fla. MARRY RICH-—Matrimonial _paper ot highest character, containing hundreds of nhotos and descriptions of marriage able peuelo with means Mailed free. Sealed. Either sex. Wriia to-day, One may be your ideal Address Standard Cor. Chub, Box 607, Gravslake, 111 HUSTLING man or woman representa tive wanted in each loeality: part or full time; $3O to §5OO a month; every customer secured gives you a steady monthly income; experience is not re quired; only one appointment in each locality —hurry and he the first to apply. Write the I-L-U, 1274, Covington, Ky SALESMEN WANTED. SELI. TREES—Fruit trees, ' Pecan trees, Shade trees, Ornamentals and Roses, Basy to sell.” Big profits.” Write to-day. 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