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November, 1922 Sweet Charity. The major at a certain recruit depot was approached one day by a man who had obviously been in the service only long enough to draw his uniform. The rookie failed to salute, but the major, a kindly man in spite of twenty years of army life, overlooked it. The buck gazed with respectful awe at the string of campaign ribbons across the major’s broad chest. “Gosh!” he remarked, “you must be an old timer.” “Yes,” answered the major pleas antly, “I am.” “Say,” began the buck cordially in a whisper, “do you ever drink any thing?” The major was truthful as well as kindly. He admitted that once in a while he took a small nip, and then turned away, as his new-found ac quaintance was proving embarrais ing. “Wait,” said the hospitable rookie, “I got some here—” This was too much even for a kind ly disposed major. “Corporal of the guard!” he bawled. “Aw,” protested the buck. “Don’t call your friends—there’s only enough for two."—American Legion Weekly. Beggar—Do you ’appen to ’ave lost yer purse, me lord? His Lordship (hurriedly feeling in pockets)—Ah— no. Beggar—Then perhaps you can let me 'ave a little assistance, me lord.— Passing Show (London). THE ATLANTIAN 15 Winter am cornin’, Cornin’ fas’, But I got yams 'Nuff to las’. Wolf, why yo’ howlin’ Roun’ my do’? I got twenty washin’s— Could git mo’— ’Nuff to buy hog-meat An’ apples fer pies; Go way, wolf, I advertise! LET “PAT DO IT 510 Courtland St. ’JiiiiiiimmimimiimiiiiimimiiiiiiiiiiimimiiimimiMiiimiiiiiiiiiimiiimiiiimiiiiu HAVE YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS FILLED AT Father (bracing himself)—I must say, Marjory, I thoroughly deprecate this—er—Cigaretta tendency among you young women. Daughter (sternly)—do you mean, father ? Father (weakening) — Why—er— why—ah—I—I think a pipe would be much less harmful. FRANKLIN Sc COX, inc. Visitor—Are those bears carnivo rous ? Attendant—They was when they were brought here, mum, but I’ve cleaned ’em all up with insect pow der. 24-26 WHITEHALL STREET CONNALLY BLDG. Enter the un-Greekable Turk.—Bos ton Transcript. Any young man is made better by a sister’s love. It isn’t always neces sary, though, that it should be his own sister. tllllllllMllltlllMIMIIIIIIIIMIIUIMIMIIIIIIIIIIimilMlimiMllllllltMIIMimillllllllllllMimilllMlllimtl TimiiiiiifmiiimiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiimiimiimiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiJijiiiiiijiii? H. G. LEWIS & CO. 70-72 WHITEHALL Velour Coats Coats of Smart Pile Fabrics —Made of excellent quality velour—em- CA broidered on sleeves, and fur collars—navy *P / /• J " and brown—satin lined. m I —Made of smart pile fabrics—normandy, or- <J* m a AA mandale, Bolivia, Pollyanna, with collars of ’t’fl caracul, wolf, nutria. * Velour Coats With Fur Collars Sale of Dresses —Extraordinary values at this price—fine ^ grade velour, with sleeve decoration of chen- JjJQ P.UU ille bands—beautiful nutria collar. Shown in all the fashionable shades of brown. Heavy v v silk rope and tassel at collar closing- Important special purchases enable us to offer new dresses at definite savings—each price group showing a notable variety of styles. —A collection that surpasses our own record for values. Exceptionally Attractive Values in Poiret Twill and Silk Crepe Dresses Dresses Dresses of Canton crepe £ QC of Poiret twill and satin— tp.lU.J7d and Canton— d»oj 7C of P°i re t twill 7C and Canton crepe □ H. G. Lewis & Co. 70-72 Whitehall Street